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some Coleridge knocker...
A comedy conversation by Captain Skippy 41,253 13
05/13/2002 12:17 PM 222 views

used my email address to register the AIM nick xxjordanshotxx over the weekend. I guess they used my email address instead of their own. I feel violated. I guess I know how Frostyou@biteme.com feels right now. I'm always putting his email address down on online apps and Shakespeare.

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some Coleridge knocker...

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Hilarious 10 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=479330
Captain Skippy 41,253 13
05/13/2002 05:26 PM

oh well the person who was using my email address just got a surprise. I told AOL I lost my password and they sent me the password to this person's AIM nick and I logged in deleted their user list and changed their password. hehehe...

 

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chopacabra 81 12
05/13/2002 05:27 PM

very good my son.. the force is with you...

 

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Vlad Tepes: Jester of Darkness 19,599 12
05/13/2002 05:36 PM

Go skipmeister!!!

 

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Squeamish 38,986 14
05/13/2002 05:45 PM

Why bother deleting the user list if you changed the password?

 

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Captain Skippy 41,253 13
05/13/2002 05:49 PM

why not?

 

Hilarious 14 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=479337
Manhattan Fever 11,939 13
05/13/2002 05:52 PM

Because it shows how much of a spiteful petty bitch you are.



 

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Capricious Nefarious Jones 78,550 13
05/13/2002 05:55 PM

Heh - funny for Manny.

 

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Captain Skippy 41,253 13
05/13/2002 05:56 PM

*slurp*

 

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Capricious Nefarious Jones 78,550 13
05/13/2002 05:58 PM

Aw c'mon, give the guy a break. That was a funny comment and he was most likely not stoned when he typed it. Give the kid some credit.

 

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Captain Skippy 41,253 13
05/13/2002 06:01 PM

*spit*

 

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Captain Skippy 41,253 13
05/13/2002 06:01 PM

wtf... it won't give it back.

 

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Captain Skippy 41,253 13
05/13/2002 06:05 PM

Manhattan Fever, you are now on Oprah.com`s newsletter list.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=479347
Manhattan Fever 11,939 13
05/13/2002 06:05 PM

I can make any woman orgasm.

 

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Captain Skippy 41,253 13
05/13/2002 06:07 PM

what about one those castrated egytians?





or did you mean any woman can make you cum?

 

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Sexhead, Grand Mistress Succubus 12,287 12
05/13/2002 06:11 PM

*cuts to the front of the "Manny will make you O" line*

 

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chopacabra 81 12
05/13/2002 06:24 PM

you shoulda sent nasty messages before you deleted the names..

 

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Captain Skippy 41,253 13
05/13/2002 06:26 PM

I don't really think it would have been worth my time.



Though the person did have like 100 people in their contact list.

 

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chopacabra 81 12
05/13/2002 06:34 PM

jesuschristonacrutch! that's quite a few...

 

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Captain Skippy 41,253 13
05/13/2002 07:01 PM

ChubbyMcFlubbs: so why exactly did you put me on her newsletter

ChubbyMcFlubbs: because I cracked a joke about how petty you are?

ChubbyMcFlubbs: and your only defense mechanism was to further my statement by committing such an act?

ChubbyMcFlubbs: you sir have proven yourself to be far below the mentality of a 20 year old pothead

ChubbyMcFlubbs: i salute you

My Itchy Chin: haha

ChubbyMcFlubbs: kudos to you

My Itchy Chin: do you like being on Oprah's news letter?

ChubbyMcFlubbs: really

ChubbyMcFlubbs: good job

ChubbyMcFlubbs: i mean Shakespeare, it was such a novel idea!

ChubbyMcFlubbs: who would have thunk it?

ChubbyMcFlubbs: i certainly wouldn't have

My Itchy Chin: because I didn't like being on all those AOL newsletters

ChubbyMcFlubbs: prolly because i let things drop and don't give them second though

ChubbyMcFlubbs: t

ChubbyMcFlubbs: but hey, that's just me

My Itchy Chin: then why are you talking to me

My Itchy Chin: ?

 

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Captain Skippy 41,253 13
05/13/2002 07:02 PM

ChubbyMcFlubbs: it reminds me of something my grandfather told me

ChubbyMcFlubbs: but i'll save that for another day

ChubbyMcFlubbs: do you like the color pink?

ChubbyMcFlubbs: i certainly do

ChubbyMcFlubbs: it reminds me of something

ChubbyMcFlubbs: i can't recall what exactly

ChubbyMcFlubbs: maybe i will recall it one of these days

ChubbyMcFlubbs: i do not know

ChubbyMcFlubbs: do you?

ChubbyMcFlubbs: why am i asking you if you remember?

ChubbyMcFlubbs: such a silly question

ChubbyMcFlubbs: please forgive me

ChubbyMcFlubbs: where was i? ah yes, the color pink

ChubbyMcFlubbs: it reminds me of something, something which i cannot quite recall

ChubbyMcFlubbs: perhaps i shall remember another day

ChubbyMcFlubbs: look at me! puh, i have been repeating myself this whole time!

ChubbyMcFlubbs: i guess that happens when i forget the last thing i said!

ChubbyMcFlubbs: anywhose

ChubbyMcFlubbs: what was i saying?

ChubbyMcFlubbs: ah yes, i was pointing out how i forget what i said after i say it

ChubbyMcFlubbs: regardless of it all

ChubbyMcFlubbs: there is no point to anything

ChubbyMcFlubbs: just a round curve

ChubbyMcFlubbs: and it all makes sense, unlike the pointy point

ChubbyMcFlubbs: which just stabs someone in the buttock like a pair of scissors delicately placed upward on the seat of a small child

ChubbyMcFlubbs: speaking of supple young buttocks

ChubbyMcFlubbs: i think i can remember why i love the color pink som much

ChubbyMcFlubbs: but then again it seems to slip my mind each time i try to rationalize it

ChubbyMcFlubbs: perhaps i should just let the thought flow

ChubbyMcFlubbs: uninhibited and whatnot

ChubbyMcFlubbs: let it all come out

ChubbyMcFlubbs: pure

ChubbyMcFlubbs: unadulaterated

ChubbyMcFlubbs: wait, is that even a word?

ChubbyMcFlubbs: i think not

ChubbyMcFlubbs: hahahah

ChubbyMcFlubbs: oh goodness me oh goodness my!

ChubbyMcFlubbs: look at the time!

 

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Captain Skippy 41,253 13
05/13/2002 07:05 PM

ChubbyMcFlubbs: anyways

ChubbyMcFlubbs: lemme get down to my point

ChubbyMcFlubbs: i hope you die in a fiery car crash you stupid petty piece of worthless Shakespeare. YOU Frost-ing Ogden Nash

ChubbyMcFlubbs: Ogden Nash

ChubbyMcFlubbs: Ogden Nash

ChubbyMcFlubbs: Ogden Nash

ChubbyMcFlubbs: Ogden Nash

ChubbyMcFlubbs: Ogden Nash

ChubbyMcFlubbs: Ogden Nash

ChubbyMcFlubbs: Ogden Nash

ChubbyMcFlubbs: Ogden Nash

ChubbyMcFlubbs: Ogden Nash

ChubbyMcFlubbs: Ogden Nash

ChubbyMcFlubbs: Ogden Nash

ChubbyMcFlubbs: Ogden Nash

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=479369
Captain Skippy 41,253 13
05/13/2002 07:05 PM

and I'm petty.... hypocrite.

 

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Barking Pumpkin [Rock Soldier] 19,242 12
05/13/2002 07:14 PM

We noticed. Now, please, shut up.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=479395
Manhattan Fever 11,939 13
05/13/2002 07:52 PM

Man I'm so funny.

 

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Cap'n Stuby 17,826 13
05/13/2002 08:29 PM

I don't see how getting Manny on Oprah's mailing list is funny.





I need a diagram or flow chart of some kind.

 

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Barking Pumpkin [Rock Soldier] 19,242 12
05/13/2002 08:32 PM

I'm with you Stoob. The only funny thing Skippy ever did was marry a lesbian. And event then, I'm betting it was a mistake. She probably mistook his Coleridge for a smaller-than-usual clitoris.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=479437
Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
05/13/2002 10:57 PM

Skippy is "Ross" from the FRIENDS!?

 

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Sexhead, Grand Mistress Succubus 12,287 12
05/13/2002 11:30 PM

I love people who cut and paste private conversations on GAB.



It's so mature, in a Kenshinesque way.

 

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John Pootie-Tang Hargrave 8,640 15
05/13/2002 11:44 PM

Multiple clickies for Manny.

 

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Barking Pumpkin [Rock Soldier] 19,242 12
05/14/2002 12:03 AM

I love people who cut and paste private conversations on GAB.



Heh. I think someone got put on ignore in that private conversation.



Skippy: nobody likes you. Deal with it.