some Coleridge knocker...
A comedy conversation
by Captain Skippy 41,253 13 05/13/2002 12:17 PM 222 views
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used my email address to register the AIM nick xxjordanshotxx over the weekend. I guess they used my email address instead of their own. I feel violated. I guess I know how Frostyou@biteme.com feels right now. I'm always putting his email address down on online apps and Shakespeare.
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Funny
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Captain Skippy 41,253 13
05/13/2002 05:26 PM
oh well the person who was using my email address just got a surprise. I told AOL I lost my password and they sent me the password to this person's AIM nick and I logged in deleted their user list and changed their password. hehehe...
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chopacabra 81 12
05/13/2002 05:27 PM
very good my son.. the force is with you...
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Squeamish 38,986 14
05/13/2002 05:45 PM
Why bother deleting the user list if you changed the password?
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Captain Skippy 41,253 13
05/13/2002 05:49 PM
why not?
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Manhattan Fever 11,939 13
05/13/2002 05:52 PM
Because it shows how much of a spiteful petty bitch you are.
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Captain Skippy 41,253 13
05/13/2002 05:56 PM
*slurp*
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Capricious Nefarious Jones 78,550 13
05/13/2002 05:58 PM
Aw c'mon, give the guy a break. That was a funny comment and he was most likely not stoned when he typed it. Give the kid some credit.
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Captain Skippy 41,253 13
05/13/2002 06:01 PM
*spit*
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Captain Skippy 41,253 13
05/13/2002 06:01 PM
wtf... it won't give it back.
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Captain Skippy 41,253 13
05/13/2002 06:05 PM
Manhattan Fever, you are now on Oprah.com`s newsletter list.
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Manhattan Fever 11,939 13
05/13/2002 06:05 PM
I can make any woman orgasm.
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Captain Skippy 41,253 13
05/13/2002 06:07 PM
what about one those castrated egytians?
or did you mean any woman can make you cum?
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Sexhead, Grand Mistress Succubus 12,287 12
05/13/2002 06:11 PM
*cuts to the front of the "Manny will make you O" line*
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chopacabra 81 12
05/13/2002 06:24 PM
you shoulda sent nasty messages before you deleted the names..
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Captain Skippy 41,253 13
05/13/2002 06:26 PM
I don't really think it would have been worth my time.
Though the person did have like 100 people in their contact list.
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chopacabra 81 12
05/13/2002 06:34 PM
jesuschristonacrutch! that's quite a few...
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Captain Skippy 41,253 13
05/13/2002 07:01 PM
ChubbyMcFlubbs: so why exactly did you put me on her newsletter
ChubbyMcFlubbs: because I cracked a joke about how petty you are?
ChubbyMcFlubbs: and your only defense mechanism was to further my statement by committing such an act?
ChubbyMcFlubbs: you sir have proven yourself to be far below the mentality of a 20 year old pothead
ChubbyMcFlubbs: i salute you
My Itchy Chin: haha
ChubbyMcFlubbs: kudos to you
My Itchy Chin: do you like being on Oprah's news letter?
ChubbyMcFlubbs: really
ChubbyMcFlubbs: good job
ChubbyMcFlubbs: i mean Shakespeare, it was such a novel idea!
ChubbyMcFlubbs: who would have thunk it?
ChubbyMcFlubbs: i certainly wouldn't have
My Itchy Chin: because I didn't like being on all those AOL newsletters
ChubbyMcFlubbs: prolly because i let things drop and don't give them second though
ChubbyMcFlubbs: t
ChubbyMcFlubbs: but hey, that's just me
My Itchy Chin: then why are you talking to me
My Itchy Chin: ?
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Captain Skippy 41,253 13
05/13/2002 07:02 PM
ChubbyMcFlubbs: it reminds me of something my grandfather told me
ChubbyMcFlubbs: but i'll save that for another day
ChubbyMcFlubbs: do you like the color pink?
ChubbyMcFlubbs: i certainly do
ChubbyMcFlubbs: it reminds me of something
ChubbyMcFlubbs: i can't recall what exactly
ChubbyMcFlubbs: maybe i will recall it one of these days
ChubbyMcFlubbs: i do not know
ChubbyMcFlubbs: do you?
ChubbyMcFlubbs: why am i asking you if you remember?
ChubbyMcFlubbs: such a silly question
ChubbyMcFlubbs: please forgive me
ChubbyMcFlubbs: where was i? ah yes, the color pink
ChubbyMcFlubbs: it reminds me of something, something which i cannot quite recall
ChubbyMcFlubbs: perhaps i shall remember another day
ChubbyMcFlubbs: look at me! puh, i have been repeating myself this whole time!
ChubbyMcFlubbs: i guess that happens when i forget the last thing i said!
ChubbyMcFlubbs: anywhose
ChubbyMcFlubbs: what was i saying?
ChubbyMcFlubbs: ah yes, i was pointing out how i forget what i said after i say it
ChubbyMcFlubbs: regardless of it all
ChubbyMcFlubbs: there is no point to anything
ChubbyMcFlubbs: just a round curve
ChubbyMcFlubbs: and it all makes sense, unlike the pointy point
ChubbyMcFlubbs: which just stabs someone in the buttock like a pair of scissors delicately placed upward on the seat of a small child
ChubbyMcFlubbs: speaking of supple young buttocks
ChubbyMcFlubbs: i think i can remember why i love the color pink som much
ChubbyMcFlubbs: but then again it seems to slip my mind each time i try to rationalize it
ChubbyMcFlubbs: perhaps i should just let the thought flow
ChubbyMcFlubbs: uninhibited and whatnot
ChubbyMcFlubbs: let it all come out
ChubbyMcFlubbs: pure
ChubbyMcFlubbs: unadulaterated
ChubbyMcFlubbs: wait, is that even a word?
ChubbyMcFlubbs: i think not
ChubbyMcFlubbs: hahahah
ChubbyMcFlubbs: oh goodness me oh goodness my!
ChubbyMcFlubbs: look at the time!
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Captain Skippy 41,253 13
05/13/2002 07:05 PM
ChubbyMcFlubbs: anyways
ChubbyMcFlubbs: lemme get down to my point
ChubbyMcFlubbs: i hope you die in a fiery car crash you stupid petty piece of worthless Shakespeare. YOU Frost-ing Ogden Nash
ChubbyMcFlubbs: Ogden Nash
ChubbyMcFlubbs: Ogden Nash
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Side-splitting
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Captain Skippy 41,253 13
05/13/2002 07:05 PM
and I'm petty.... hypocrite.
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Manhattan Fever 11,939 13
05/13/2002 07:52 PM
Man I'm so funny.
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Cap'n Stuby 17,826 13
05/13/2002 08:29 PM
I don't see how getting Manny on Oprah's mailing list is funny.
I need a diagram or flow chart of some kind.
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Barking Pumpkin [Rock Soldier] 19,242 12
05/13/2002 08:32 PM
I'm with you Stoob. The only funny thing Skippy ever did was marry a lesbian. And event then, I'm betting it was a mistake. She probably mistook his Coleridge for a smaller-than-usual clitoris.
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Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
05/13/2002 10:57 PM
Skippy is "Ross" from the FRIENDS!?
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Sexhead, Grand Mistress Succubus 12,287 12
05/13/2002 11:30 PM
I love people who cut and paste private conversations on GAB.
It's so mature, in a Kenshinesque way.
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John Pootie-Tang Hargrave 8,640 15
05/13/2002 11:44 PM
Multiple clickies for Manny.
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Barking Pumpkin [Rock Soldier] 19,242 12
05/14/2002 12:03 AM
I love people who cut and paste private conversations on GAB.
Heh. I think someone got put on ignore in that private conversation.
Skippy: nobody likes you. Deal with it.
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