Wako, Red Beret of Justice 12,056 12
05/23/2002 01:05 AM

Ummm...those are regular sized, just pressed on a piece of glas. I'd be more worried about the tiny dink.

Declan McManus- shun VILE imitations! 131,867 36
05/23/2002 01:07 AM

he's prolly a grower, not a shower.

Wako, Red Beret of Justice 12,056 12
05/23/2002 01:08 AM

which is understandable. Least he has ok width.

Stormtrooper in Drag 17,582 13
05/23/2002 05:28 AM

Do you know where your money has been?

Bonky 75,728 15
05/23/2002 08:02 AM

Heads, I win, tails, you lose!

Trae (Salami factory tour guide) 156,785 17
05/23/2002 08:23 AM

The commentary is all well and good, but I think we need some comparison to be able to tell for sure, what it normal and what is not.









Unless............ you're afraid???

jellytot 3,504 11
05/23/2002 08:44 AM

Afraid to get caught scanning in testicles, or understandably wary about having said images posted on an internet message board?

Feeble, Master of Disaster 32,400 15
05/23/2002 08:49 AM

Also, I think the color is a little unusally reddish. Perhaps our mystery man has been punchin' the munchkin.

Bonky 75,728 15
05/23/2002 08:50 AM

Aren't those the cajones of da_pope?



If not, don't ruin it for me!

Wyldnfryd 1,323 12
05/23/2002 08:56 AM

Holy crap! Is that what they're supposed to look like?! Where are the ears?

Trae (Salami factory tour guide) 156,785 17
05/23/2002 09:02 AM

ears?????





Baaaahahahaha! Freak!

Stormtrooper in Drag 17,582 13
05/23/2002 09:25 AM

Perhaps?!

Bonky 75,728 15
05/23/2002 09:48 AM

Heheheheh! Stuby's got a rosebud!

John Hargrave 128,742 73
05/23/2002 09:49 AM

Now, that's comedy, Stormtrooper.



I'm thinking that's just a clay model. Look at it. It looks like clay.

Bonky 75,728 15
05/23/2002 09:52 AM

That's how my Play Dough Pizzas always turn out too!

Feeble, Master of Disaster 32,400 15
05/23/2002 09:55 AM

Bonky makes them with her Little Suzy Dildomaker Oven!

Bonky 75,728 15
05/23/2002 09:56 AM

Little Suzy has been around the block a time or two, ifyouknowhatImean!

Trae (Salami factory tour guide) 156,785 17
05/23/2002 10:05 AM

That has got to be the funniest thing I've seen yet today, Mookie!



I guess he smarted off one too many times and they squashed his little yamsack like a bug!!

Stormtrooper in Drag 17,582 13
05/23/2002 11:13 AM

I try.

Wako, Red Beret of Justice 12,056 12
05/23/2002 11:19 AM

Awesome job mi amigo.



I'm not afraid to compare. I used to be real shy about that type of thing, until I lived around the clock with 50 other guys in the military, and showered with them all. I've seen every size and shape, and got nothing to be afraid of.

Cap'n Stuby 17,826 13
05/23/2002 11:28 AM

Swearing is NOT allowed here because it's vulgar and offensive.





According to John, though, Photoshopped testicles ARE WHOLESOME FAMILY ENTERTAINMENT. Godddamned hypocrite.

Trae (Salami factory tour guide) 156,785 17
05/23/2002 11:30 AM

Photoshopped testicles





It's just a creative expression with play-doe!





Or is it???

GibletNugget Has the Highest Midichlorian Count 12,005 12
05/23/2002 11:32 AM

GROUND





BEEF

Wako, Red Beret of Justice 12,056 12
05/23/2002 11:42 AM

A cow with no legs?

Trae (Salami factory tour guide) 156,785 17
05/23/2002 11:50 AM

I've been through the desert on a horse with no legs.....

Squeamish 38,986 14
05/23/2002 12:00 PM

My 8th grade band (The Burnin' Gerbils) had a song about going through the desert on a gerbil with no legs.



All of our songs were gerbil-themed.

Mix Masta' Microcube 13,428 12
05/23/2002 12:55 PM

the burnin gerbils?





thats why you use lube

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
05/23/2002 01:23 PM

Trae, you show us your boobies, then I'll show my dink.











I thought so.

John Hargrave 128,742 73
05/23/2002 01:40 PM

Last time I checked, "Goddamned" was a swear.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
05/23/2002 01:47 PM

Better get busy and code it to say "Gee willikers".

Poo_Stinks 43 10
05/23/2002 01:49 PM

My my my This thread has gotten decidely and wonderfully raunchy!

Rat Man 666 13
05/23/2002 02:36 PM

I think it looks a little painful all squased on the scanner and all! If you want to squash your bobalones like that, feel free! I can't activate the zoom mode on my scanner anyway!

Cap'n Stuby 17,826 13
05/23/2002 02:38 PM

Goddamned" was a swear



It's a curse, as in "May God damn [object] to Hell."



Damn and Hell are interjections. Swear words are vulgar words that are substitutes for the base activities and organs of generation.

Trae (Salami factory tour guide) 156,785 17
05/23/2002 03:19 PM

Stubby is a vulgar word.

Stormtrooper in Drag 17,582 13
05/24/2002 04:09 AM

This thread does not deserve to die.

Declan McManus- shun VILE imitations! 131,867 36
05/24/2002 04:14 AM

You're wonderful, Mooks.

HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
05/24/2002 10:07 AM

trae, i would provide comparison material but scanning my nuts just TAKES SO MUCH OUT OF ME.

Bonky 75,728 15
05/24/2002 10:34 AM

Ban Stuby! Not for cussing, but for having Play Dough Testes!

Trae 156,785 17
07/18/2002 06:03 PM

I have access to many GABbers genetalia.....

hyperspaz 3,290 11
07/18/2002 06:26 PM

Not mine! Well, not yet anyways, but you can always hope.

Fizzgig 2,531 11
07/18/2002 06:26 PM

Me too.

I'm making good money off this stuff!

Bonky 75,728 15
07/18/2002 06:30 PM

I don't remember posting any of that nonsense.





But, heheeheh, Stuby has Play Dough Testes!

HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
07/18/2002 06:48 PM

my nizzuts are sacred to me and i would never scan them for all to see. never.

Bonky 75,728 15
07/18/2002 07:49 PM

Yiminy Crickets! I thought you said "my nuts are scared of me .. ."



Me, I could understand, but the owner of said nuts . . .

General Leppy the Leprechaun 12,056 12
07/18/2002 08:01 PM

<actions>remembers when he posted only occasionally and was "funny"

General Leppy the Leprechaun 12,056 12
07/18/2002 08:02 PM

<action>likes to scatter extra s's willy nilly

Bonky 75,728 15
07/18/2002 08:03 PM

<action> tatoos an S on her left ankle.

dinesh 24,862 16
07/18/2002 08:13 PM

the extra s is for $aving$.



hopefully not in your peepee's $ize.