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$40 box of Checks
A comedy article by Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
05/29/2002 04:07 PM 299 views
You open a checking account.

The bank orders your checks.

A week or so goes by and you receive the checks.

The checks have your first and last name, home address, and home phone...in addition to your drivers license number (which is the same as your social security number), expiration date of your drivers license, and your date of birth. Do you



A: Not worry about the possibility of identity theft and use the checks anyway?



B: Forget the $20 you spent on that box and spend $20 to have another box printed without all the information.



C: Turn 50,000 garter snakes loose in the bank's ductwork and see if anyone notices.

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goatwarrior 56 11
08/16/2002 12:07 PM

Mmmm. Garter snakes.
 

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Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
08/16/2002 12:08 PM

You pay cash for everything.
 

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Reek Stankleberry 3,653 12
08/16/2002 12:14 PM

Did you tell the bank to put all that crap on there? You should tell them you want your picture on there, too. Then give them a picture of your weiner and tell them that they are stupid.
 

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shoelace414 10,080 13
08/16/2002 12:24 PM

your drivers licence number is the same as your SS number?



what kinda of a moron state do you come from?
 

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Sexy Raheem Huggy-Bear 12,287 12
08/18/2002 12:56 AM

Goin out on a limb here and sayin... Massachusetts.





At least it's not New Jersey, where they actually issue driver's licenses without a photograph.
 

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onion 12,319 12
08/20/2002 06:54 PM

i have a question.











where are you gonna get 50,000 garter snakes?
 

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Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/23/2002 03:06 PM

A pet shop stupid.
 

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skylightsky 0 6
06/12/2006 02:55 AM

I would have the snakes go work and EARN the 20.00 extra dollars while I shopped.
 

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Chickens N Sweet Brown Rice 08 286,208 61
06/12/2006 04:46 AM

Move to a state that was smart enough to eliminate the ssn/dl thing years ago.
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