Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
06/04/2002 03:58 PM

Seamus





(not really, I just wanted to say it before anyone else did)

Sleestack 30,342 13
06/04/2002 04:00 PM

John.



I mean, how lame is that?

onion 12,319 12
06/04/2002 10:33 PM

yeah. i hate john, too.



and jim. sheesh.



whadda coupla stupidassed names. their parents probably diapered them in the newspaper that came in the boxes of stuff they ordered from the fingerhut catalog.

Pants 14,252 17
06/07/2002 10:56 AM

Coffee , those names that you listed also turn all their owners into sluts.

G i b l B e o t n N k u y g g e t 12,005 12
11/29/2002 05:26 PM

Jennifer?! That's like, a normal-ass name!

Knobatron2k 14,139 11
11/30/2002 02:29 AM

Sheela takes the cake here. Britteny is pretty close.

jellytot 3,504 11
12/02/2002 11:29 AM

Worse than Sir or Maam?

The Velcro Fly 19,242 12
12/03/2002 02:21 PM

Ross is a pretty stupid name.

Trae (please return me to my upright position) 156,785 17
12/04/2002 08:40 AM

Donna.



I mean come on!

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
12/04/2002 06:40 PM

Last name first names:



Hunter

Harrison

Cooper



And the one that I see more and more often lately...



Dakota



The hospital should make parents sign paperwork stating that the child will not be named Dakota and should refuse to release the newborn until said papers have been signed.

PsychoCowboy 341 11
12/12/2002 01:15 PM

I've liked P. G. Wodehouse books for years partly because of the ridiculous names most of the female characters have. What makes it funny is that these are "real" names and were extensively used early in the century. How some of them survived to this day is beyond me.



Male names made female:

Willemina

Henrietta

Cornelia

Hortencia



To me the whole catagory is a sign of laziness. If it was a boy we were going to call her Henry but I guess Henrietta will do...



My all time favorite is Murgatroid. This particular great aunt is a horrible old woman but with parents evil enough to call her that who can blame her.



The men don't have it all easy either. I man Gaylord may have worked in the 19th century but would be a very unfortunate name today.



Guess I shouldn't point the finger too much. My grandfather was called Graham Bertram...

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
12/13/2002 01:04 AM

I grew up on Henrietta Street.



Wasn't Murgatroid something from the song Jam On It?