hyperspaz 3,290 11
07/12/2002 05:58 PM

"So, you live around here often?"

Kaboom! 354 12
07/12/2002 05:59 PM

"you look like you were carved out of stone by a sex-maniac."



"good evening ladies! I might bring to your attention that I have an umbrella in my pants."

Adrian Von Buttcrack 13,341 13
07/12/2002 05:59 PM

if you and I were Squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

SalsaShark: Jabbering Uselessly since 1979! 6,518 11
07/12/2002 06:01 PM

you know what's got two thumbs and likes blowjobs?



points thumbs at self



this guy.

Stinky 7,952 12
07/12/2002 06:01 PM

"Do you have syphillis...do you want to?"



"If you like applause, I'll give you the clap."

hyperspaz 3,290 11
07/12/2002 06:12 PM

"So are you free tonight or do I pay?"

Sleestack 30,342 13
07/12/2002 06:14 PM

So... wanna see my dragon familiar?*









* only works at Renfests. And then only if there's a sale on mead.

hyperspaz 3,290 11
07/12/2002 06:18 PM

"Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself."



"Hi. You'll do."



"I think I could fall madly in bed with you."



"There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?"

Squeamish 38,986 14
07/12/2002 06:18 PM

206

Adrian Von Buttcrack 13,341 13
07/12/2002 06:19 PM

Wanna Frost?

hyperspaz 3,290 11
07/12/2002 06:19 PM

My all-time fav is

"Hi! My name is (name)."

Adrian Von Buttcrack 13,341 13
07/12/2002 06:21 PM

I lost my phonenumber, can I have yours?

Trae 156,785 17
07/12/2002 06:24 PM

Rinse!



Lather!





Repeat!

Trae 156,785 17
07/12/2002 06:25 PM

God damn I suck at posting links!

Senor Cosa 18,219 13
07/12/2002 06:26 PM

Stick it in!



</margaret cho>

Thermopolis (man in black) 666 13
07/12/2002 06:27 PM

Allow myself to introduce myself.

Giblet The Goat Scrote 12,005 12
07/12/2002 06:44 PM

God damn, this thing must weigh 100 pounds! Hey Earl, come help me with this!

Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
07/12/2002 06:52 PM

Hello. You look like you're desparate for sex. No? Well, I am. Please help me, I'm so pathetic.





That's how I met BOTH wives.

Giblet The Goat Scrote 12,005 12
07/12/2002 06:53 PM

That's also how they met you.

Giblet The Goat Scrote 12,005 12
07/12/2002 06:53 PM

Wait, wait. Nevermind.

Merkin 10,008 13
07/12/2002 06:54 PM

"Your name is Trae? Hi, I'm Merkin."

Trae 156,785 17
07/12/2002 06:55 PM

"Excuse me is that a Merkin you are wearing? Can I buy you a beer?"

Declan McManus 131,867 36
07/12/2002 07:30 PM

You'd look great in the bed of my F-150!

Feeble, Master of Disaster 32,400 15
07/12/2002 08:52 PM

"You must be a deer head, because I'd LOVE to mount your rack!"

Sleestack 30,342 13
07/12/2002 09:00 PM

You must have just...uh... fallen from... holding a beatiful body against... dangerous curve... be crying... for... because I WANT TO PUT MY PENIS IN YOUR VAGINA! Oh God. Oh God. I'm so sorry. I didn't mean... I'm not the sort... I can't believe I said... feeling very dizzuuuhhhh... (thud)

Dead Robot 67,630 16
07/12/2002 09:02 PM

Want to check out my taxidermy lab?

Squeamish 38,986 14
07/12/2002 09:05 PM

"It puts the lotion on its skin."

Adrian Von Buttcrack 13,341 13
07/12/2002 09:07 PM

Wanna play family?



Fine, just yell No Daddy, No Daddy.

Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
07/12/2002 09:32 PM

When I cut off your arms you'll look just like the Venus De Milo

vertical bob 26,707 13
07/12/2002 09:33 PM

I'm betting that one doesn't work very well.

Amithran 36 10
07/12/2002 09:54 PM

"Your no brownie woman, but I'd eat your babies."





hah, refer to Brownie Women

Pug and the Elf in his Head 593 10
07/12/2002 11:04 PM

YOu must be retarded, cuz I gots to give it to you nice and slow.



You must be Chinese, cuz I wanna have about a million babies with you.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
07/13/2002 06:00 AM

The tits. Show 'em. Now.

soc avec two k's 4,060 0
07/13/2002 06:34 AM

and how many times has an approximation of that been said on gab?

Feeble, Master of Disaster 32,400 15
07/13/2002 08:00 AM

"Pardon me, young lady, but you have an appealing bilateral symmettry and your subcutaneous fat is distributed in desirable locations. My estimate is that sexual intercourse between we two tonight has a 87% chance of orgasm for you, and a 99% chance of orgasm for me. Want to go back to my place and experiment in the name of science?"

hyperspaz 3,290 11
07/13/2002 12:11 PM

"wanna Frost"

Sexhead, Official Drink of the W.O.B.! 12,287 12
07/13/2002 02:25 PM

I've so posted this one before, but it's the only one that I like using:



"Hey there. Are those Bugle Boys you're wearing, and if they are, can I blow the bugle?"



Effective 100% of the time for me.

Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
07/13/2002 04:19 PM

Yeah, but I imagine it is easier for chicks to get laid.

Sexhead, Official Drink of the W.O.B.! 12,287 12
07/13/2002 05:37 PM

Yeah.



I'm not sure, but I'm fairly convinced that it's cause we have boobies.

Wako (and Yakko and Dot) 12,056 12
07/13/2002 07:37 PM

you could pretty much walk up and say, "I don't bathe much, but I'm easy", and it'd work.

Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
07/13/2002 07:56 PM

As long as women control the boob supply, man will always be easily controlled.

Adrian Von Buttcrack 13,341 13
07/13/2002 08:01 PM

And that is a good thing. If I had boobs I would never leave the house. I would stay inside and play with them all day..

Feeble, Master of Disaster 32,400 15
07/13/2002 08:23 PM

Adrian - that's not much of a change, really.

daggylass 86,684 14
07/14/2002 03:42 AM

'grab your jacket.... you've pulled'

Wako (and Yakko and Dot) 12,056 12
07/14/2002 03:46 AM

"I sit at home all day posting to online conversations....wanna Frost?"

HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
07/15/2002 12:34 AM

do you have a keg in your pants?

















...cause i wanna tap dat ass.

Sexhead, Official Drink of the W.O.B.! 12,287 12
07/15/2002 12:52 AM

"Hi. My name is Scooter Brown. Wanna spot?"

sockk, der nacht 4,060 0
07/15/2002 12:57 AM

that only works if you want a finger in the ass and then some lovely conversation about calc.

Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
07/15/2002 12:59 AM

You Like?

Me virgin, Fi dolla.

Me Love you Long time.

brother bill 1,905 13
07/15/2002 01:46 AM

I'm not sure, but I'm fairly convinced that it's cause we have boobies.



I don't think that is true.









exibits A, B, C & D - Squemish

Amithran 36 10
07/15/2002 07:12 AM

"If you let me lick your breasts, you can mug me!"

Stormtrooper in Drag 17,582 13
07/15/2002 07:47 AM

"How much does it cost to get a room?"

Feeble, Master of Disaster 32,400 15
07/15/2002 08:13 AM

Hey, beautiful, you look like you're a little low on bodily fluids. Let me give you some.

Declan McManus 131,867 36
09/12/2002 09:16 AM

Who the Frost Frosts in bed?

Stormtrooper in Drag 17,582 13
09/12/2002 09:29 AM

Want some candy little girl?

naggylass 86,684 14
09/12/2002 09:38 AM

heaven must be missing an an....



holy crap - nice tits babe!

Ayahuasca 0 0
09/12/2002 09:39 AM

"Want to exchange sexually transmitted diseases?"

Ayahuasca 0 0
09/12/2002 09:40 AM

"Hey, you mind if I drive you home?"(Said to a catholic schoolgirl, or, if in Japan, to a Japanese schoolgirl.)

Chackens, Original Recipe 286,208 61
09/12/2002 09:50 AM

Salsa wins hands down.





I cried.

I'm Leppy, and I'm a GABaholic. 12,056 12
09/12/2002 03:45 PM

I use that joke at least about once a month.

Admiral Feeble 32,400 15
09/12/2002 03:53 PM

I bet that makes you popular in the barracks.

Superbowl Shuffle 19,936 13
09/12/2002 03:56 PM

to a single mother:



"Hey girl. I heard you like to make babies... I like to make babies too."

SalsaShark, Chacken Nugget 6,518 11
09/12/2002 04:42 PM

since you all liked that one so much, i think i'll try it out on my girlfriend. i'm helping her study for her teacher's exams tomorrow night, so i'm hoping she'll need a "study break."



further bulletins as events warrant.

FreakOnIce 399 10
09/12/2002 07:25 PM

my fav is...



you must be a parking ticket 'cause you are so fine.

AmyPoo needs to get some 2,710 12
01/16/2003 03:29 AM

"Hey, those are nice pants, wanna have sex!"



no no NO!



it's "nice shoes, wanna Frost?"