Squeamish 38,986 14
07/18/2002 01:34 PM

"I have to admit that it turned me on even more when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula."

Squeamish 38,986 14
07/18/2002 01:35 PM

From the same song:



"Who knew that missing children could be so sexy?"

Cravin Moorhead 3,307 12
07/18/2002 01:35 PM

The whole song "Riders on the storm"-Doors

Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
07/18/2002 01:37 PM

"Dreamin' from the Waist" by The Who.



"I've got the hots for sluts in the well-thumbed pages of a magazine..."

hyperspaz 3,290 11
07/18/2002 01:37 PM

Sung to the music of The Song of Music



The penis is very hard

When it's stroked with lard

It's had a mind of it's own

Before I was even GROWN!!

It like to be fondled

when it's felling lonely...

so on and so forth blablabla!

Cravin Moorhead 3,307 12
07/18/2002 01:38 PM

Darling Nikki

Cravin Moorhead 3,307 12
07/18/2002 01:39 PM

I used to love her but I had to kill her

Thermopolis (man in black) 666 13
07/18/2002 02:21 PM

Craven knows them ALL!!!

Candie Kohrne, Complexis superioso 8,640 15
07/18/2002 03:07 PM

This is 4 the cab U have 2 drive 4 no money at all

This is 4 why I wasn't born like my brother, handsome and tall

This is 4 politicians who are bored and believe in war

And this... mmm, yeah, that's 4 me, that's who that one's 4

This is 4 discrimination and egotists who think supreme

And this is 4 whoever taught U how 2 kiss in designer jeans

Uhh! That one's 4, that one's 4 where U have 2 live

This one's 4 the rich - not all of 'em, just the greedy

The ones that don't know how 2 give

This one's 4 Yosemite Sam and the tourists at Disneyland

This one... ooh, yeah, that's the one

That's 4, that's 4 the creator of man

This is 4 the sun, moon, stars, tourists at Disneyland

This is 4 the ocean, the sea, the shore

This is 4... and that's 4 U, that's who that one's 4

This is 4 the women so beautifully complex

This one's 4 love without sex

This is 4 the wind that blows no matter how fast or slow

Dirk Lately 14,001 13
07/18/2002 03:16 PM

<action> hopes this thread gets posts by Sexy and Trae and Callie and Brooke and Crescent and Marilyn (wait not Marilyn) and Trixxie and Underwater Animals and Disabuser and now it's just getting wierd.

Disabuser 3,439 11
07/18/2002 03:17 PM

99 bottle blondes on the wall

99 bottle blondes

Take one down, pass her around

98 bottle blondes on the wall...

Lather. Rinse. Repeat. 182 13
07/18/2002 03:19 PM

The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald.

hyperspaz 3,290 11
07/18/2002 03:22 PM

Everybody hates me

Nobody likes me

I think I'll eat some worms

Big fat juicy worms, little bitty crunchy worms

Worms that wiggle and squirm

Bite their heads off, suck the juice out *slurp*

Throw the skins awayyyyyy.

Nobody like me, everybody hates me

I think I'll eat some WORMS!



*bows*

(Power Poof Poof) Princess Trixxie 65,021 15
07/18/2002 03:23 PM

sorry, I'm a tactile, visual kind of perv, sounds don;'t do it for me, unless it's the moaning and groaning of people Frost-ing and I can see them doing it.

Trae 156,785 17
07/18/2002 03:44 PM

"Through this world i've stumbled so many times

Betrayed trying to find an honest word

To find the truth enslaved

Ohh, you speak to me in riddles

And you speak to me in rhymes

My body aches to breathe your breath

Your words keep me alive"



OR



"Its been awhile, since I've seen the way candles light your face. It's been awhile, but I can still remember just the way you taste."

Squeamish 38,986 14
07/18/2002 03:45 PM

That is the gayest thing I've ever read, and it was form a chick, too!

hyperspaz 3,290 11
07/18/2002 03:48 PM

*I woke up in a stupor, guess it's time to face the pooper

Sometimes I feel like superman sometimes I'm just recouperating"

My head is twisting it a cage my mind feels like a 20 gauge

My hearts not red it's beige"

(Power Poof Poof) Princess Trixxie 65,021 15
07/18/2002 03:49 PM

I left a little bit of my heart on your face.



I would like it erased.



How does it taste? How does it taste?

hyperspaz 3,290 11
07/18/2002 03:49 PM

Opps

I hope it's just a passing stage

My hearts not red it's beige"

Trae 156,785 17
07/18/2002 04:09 PM

wanna see your Poe

Everybody says it's nice

Can I can and come and visit?

I'll be at your house tonight



They tell me it's soft to touch and really smooth

I can hardly wait to feel that Poe too

You wanna play with Poe all the time

To hide that kind of Poe is a crime

You say you're Poe's clever and so slick

But I think your Poe's kind of sick



I wanna see your Poe, show it to me

Let me see your Poe, show it to me

Show me your Poe, show it to me

I want to see your Poe, show it to me



I want to bet your Poe ain't as pretty as mine

I don't hide my Poe like you do all the time

My Poe's just the sweetest thing you've ever seen

Compared to mine your Poe's really ugly and mean







Better?

hyperspaz 3,290 11
07/18/2002 04:13 PM

I don't know...is it?

Fizzgig 2,531 11
07/18/2002 05:42 PM

"You're Makin' me High"

Toni Braxton

*shivers*

Super Cres, at best 10,666 13
07/18/2002 06:02 PM

"Oh hot sweaty minivan of Loooooooooveee"

Colonel Mustard 131,867 36
07/18/2002 06:05 PM

"In your eyes I see the light the heat"

Super Cres, at best 10,666 13
07/18/2002 06:23 PM

Terence Trent D'arby's "Wishing Well" does it for me





So do many Prince songs.

Colonel Mustard 131,867 36
07/18/2002 06:33 PM

Because CFreshy- nothing compares 2 u!

Trae 156,785 17
07/18/2002 06:34 PM

So do many Prince songs



Sexy Muthafuker?

Bonky 75,728 15
07/18/2002 06:40 PM

1. I liked the way my hand looked on your head

in the presence of my knuckles

But the beauty of this vision alone

just like yesterday's sunset

has been perverted by the sentimental

and mistaken for love . . . .







2. In the moment I was losing my head

readin' too much and losin' my head and I was

reaching forward, I was already there, reading too much and losin' my head

This information caused a cat in the line now I'm remembering God and readin' too much,

it's so nice



....



This is how

I'll

go out tonight.

Dressed in blue,

by

the book tonight.

This is how

I'll

go out tonight,

but I don't need a book.

HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
07/18/2002 06:44 PM

live overdose, help!

Bonky 75,728 15
07/18/2002 07:47 PM

This crazy fog surrounds me

you wrap your legs around me

it's all I can do to try and breeeeaaatheee



yeah..let me breath, so that I

so we can be together!





MRrrowowowowoOWOWOOW!

Super Cres, at best 10,666 13
07/18/2002 07:49 PM

"So come on and give it to me any way you can.. Any way you wanna do it, I'll take it like a man.. .. "

Dirk Lately 14,001 13
07/18/2002 08:02 PM

Cres: That's right, baby. You betcha.

dinesh 24,862 16
07/18/2002 08:20 PM

ooh, i bought "the hardline according to..." just for "wishing well."



wait, does that make me gay?



if not, i also like prince. not for sexy mother-Froster. more like when you were mine, why you wanna treat me so bad, i could never take the place of your man, alphabet street, delirious, raspberry beret, and so on.

Merkin 10,008 13
07/18/2002 08:22 PM

"...oops, there goes my kids all over your face..."



Tweet, Oops, Oh my.

Dirk Lately 14,001 13
07/18/2002 08:25 PM

Purple Rain is prince's sexiest song. Or Raspberry Beret. Definitely one of those two.

Merkin 10,008 13
07/18/2002 08:27 PM

Agreed with Fizzgig: Toni Braxton's tune is a fav.



Also, "You Move Me" by Cassandra Wilson and "Don't Know Why" by Norah Jones.

Dirk Lately 14,001 13
07/18/2002 08:29 PM

It's "Don't know why I didn't cum", right?

Merkin 10,008 13
07/18/2002 08:29 PM

"...call..."

Dirk Lately 14,001 13
07/18/2002 08:32 PM

Um.

Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
07/18/2002 08:32 PM

Neil Youngs "Harvest Moon".

Father Dave Murray (hiding from the press) 622 13
07/18/2002 08:33 PM

If any of you ladies have made love to your man in the rain on a hot summer night with the rain falling on you while listening to Riders on the Storm, You would never think of thunder storms the same way again.

Barking Pumpkin 19,242 12
07/18/2002 08:36 PM

Mmm... slip and slide

PuShakespeare in

Bitch sure got the rhythm



Holdin' back

Yeah, I got control

Uh, huh, hooked into her system.



Don't draw the line

Honey, I ain't through with you

The harder the better

Do it 'til we're black and blue.



Yeah, the wetter the better

Let's do it til we're black and blue!

Super Cres, at best 10,666 13
07/18/2002 08:42 PM

In the rain woulbe soo coool

Pug and the Elf in his Head 593 10
07/18/2002 11:30 PM

"All you ladies pop your Poe like this. Don't stop don't stop like this. My neck, my back, lick my Poe and my crack. First you gotta put you neck into it. Don't stop just do it it..."



A selection from "My neck, my back" by Khia. the skankiest ho ever in a long line of gross, skanky hoes.



More women need to sing about rimjobs. Not!

Missus Peec0ck 12,287 12
07/19/2002 02:01 AM

Can't believe this hasn't been posted.





I think one of the best lines from a song ever is: "...I guess I'd shut my mouth and rethink a minute/But I can't shut it now, cause there's something in it."







For some reason, I came across this during a lyrics search, and found it fascinating. I. do. not. know. why.



But then it reminded me of this song, which I really do find to be a sexy song.





And, that Norah Jones song that you were talking about Merkin totally rules. One of my friends and I spend two days straight listening to that song. Everyone else hated us, but we were totally addicted to it.

Merkin 10,008 13
07/19/2002 10:30 AM

Word. The CD is great - she's quite a talent.

Stinky 7,952 12
07/19/2002 10:50 AM

Last time I got turned on my a poem, I got paper cuts all over my penis.

Chickens 286,208 61
07/19/2002 11:26 AM

Nobody does it better.

Makes me feel sad for the rest.

Nobody does it half as good as you.

Baby you're the best.



-whispered in my ear by my wife



Physically it may not be the truth, but when you factor in the emotional, committment, history, and first hand knowledge of her body factors, you just know when you can bring someone off better than anyone else on the planet.



*sits back in self satisfied way*

Missus Peec0ck 12,287 12
07/19/2002 07:20 PM

You do know that she kinda borrowed those words from someone else, right Chix?

Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
07/19/2002 07:21 PM

Yeah, I told her to tell him that, so she wouldn't feel guilty about telling me I was better than Chickens.

Microcube - Hero of Love 13,428 12
07/19/2002 08:55 PM

1. She Was So Beautiful

I Had To Kill Her

.

Tied Her Up

And Taped Her Mouth Shut

Couldn't Scream

Raped Violently

Rope Tight, Around Her Throat

Her Body Twitches

As She Chokes

.

Strangulation Caused Her Death

Just Like All The Others

Raped Before And After Death

Stripped, Naked, Tortured



2.

Microcube - Hero of Love 13,428 12
07/19/2002 08:56 PM

1. cannibal corpse - Stripped, Raped and Strangled



She Was So Beautiful

I Had To Kill Her

.

Tied Her Up

And Taped Her Mouth Shut

Couldn't Scream

Raped Violently

Rope Tight, Around Her Throat

Her Body Twitches

As She Chokes

.

Strangulation Caused Her Death

Just Like All The Others

Raped Before And After Death

Stripped, Naked, Tortured



2. velvet acid christ - slut



well it may sound a little frightening

i want to swallow all of your skin

chew your soft tissue into ash

beat your ego black and blue



i will be your doll

i will be your hole

i will crush your bones

i will abrade your soul



i will be your toy

i will be your thing

i will tear you down with the twist i bring

Microcube - Hero of Love 13,428 12
07/19/2002 08:56 PM

do'oh.

Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
07/20/2002 12:01 AM

<action>Considers the theory "Cannibal Corpse lowers your IQ" proven beyond a reasonable doubt.

Microcube - Hero of Love 13,428 12
07/20/2002 12:04 AM

I dont actually listen to it. I've just heard that song.



however, the velvet acid christ song is almost always on my playlist.



its very good.

David Lee Roth Smiled At Me 2,859 12
08/26/2002 02:56 AM

"Everybody wants some!

I want some, too, oh yeah,

everybody wants some!

Baby, how 'bout you?"



Especially when David Lee Roth is singing this and looking DIRECLY AT YOU, and smiling, and does a little thing with his tongue...



*melts*

Dead Robot 67,630 16
08/26/2002 04:48 AM

Mmh, yes,



Then I'd taken the kiss of seedcake back from his mouth

Going deep South, go down, mmh, yes,

Took six big wheels and rolled our bodies

Off of Howth Head and into the flesh, mmh, yes,



He said I was a flower of the mountain, yes,

But now I've powers o'er a woman's body, yes.



Stepping out of the page into the sensual world.

Stepping out...



To where the water and the earth caress

And the down of a peach says mmh, yes,

Do I look for those millionaires

Like a Machiavellian girl would

When I could wear a sunset? mmh, yes,



And how we'd wished to live in the sensual world

You don't need words--just one kiss, then another.



Stepping out of the page into the sensual world

Stepping out, off the page, into the sensual world.



And then our arrows of desire rewrite the speech, mmh, yes,

And then he whispered would I, mmh, yes,

Be safe, mmh, yes, from mountain flowers?

And at first with the charm around him, mmh, yes,

He loosened it so if it slipped between my breasts

He'd rescue it, mmh, yes,

And his spark took life in my hand and, mmh, yes,

I said, mmh, yes,

But not yet, mmh, yes,

Mmh, yes.

My boyfriend's in a band 78,550 13
08/26/2002 05:15 AM

You people are all weirdos.



Sade - Love Deluxe



Davina - Best Of Both Worlds

Declan McManus 131,867 36
08/26/2002 05:23 AM

DR, I love you. Dump the brit and marry ME.



that is one of my all time favourite songs, as written and performed by one of my all time favourite musicians.

Sleestack 30,342 13
08/26/2002 08:37 AM

"Oh, I've been through the desert on a horse with no name..."

vertical bob 26,707 13
08/26/2002 08:40 AM

I haven't heard any Kate Bush in ages. Her voice makes funny things happen aaaaaaaaall over my bawwwww-dy.

Doc Freex 2,863 12
08/26/2002 09:31 AM

PM Dawn - I'd Die Without You

Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
08/26/2002 09:57 AM

What I want to know is, why do DR and Declan like a song about hetero sex?



Breeders. Your QTA revocation message is in the mail.

Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
08/26/2002 09:58 AM

I'd like to mention William Topley's song - I can't remember the name, but the chorus goes



"Let you hair down and come and dance with me;

we are lonely with no good cause to be.

Where the river grows wide to kiss the sea;

forms the delta where lovers eyes can meet"



or something like that - I haven't heard it in a while.

Dirk Lately 14,001 13
08/26/2002 01:50 PM

The 1812 Overture

FreakOnIce 399 10
08/26/2002 01:58 PM

LEPER LOVER



"Leper Lover, Creature of the Dark,

Drip your Disease, Leave your Mark,

Through the gutter, slimy and stinky,

George Bush is a Twinkie."

FreakOnIce 399 10
08/26/2002 01:59 PM

LOVE RHINO



"Let me graze your veldt,

Let me stomple your albino

Lemme nibble your buds,

I'm your love rhino."

Sleestack 30,342 13
08/26/2002 02:00 PM

(Hodgepodge points to Opus) "It was him."



"Darn my social conscience!"









Damn. Did that from memory. Come back to us, Berke.

FreakOnIce 399 10
08/26/2002 02:07 PM

Amen Bro. Slee!





Preach it!