Bonky 75,728 15
07/25/2002 12:35 PM

Frost this! I'm going swimming, suckers!

Squeamish 38,986 14
07/25/2002 12:35 PM

Who cares what happens to poor people?

Bonky 75,728 15
07/25/2002 12:36 PM

Or little people . . . . I mean, that Mini Me guy gives me the willies!

ElDiablo 431 11
07/25/2002 12:38 PM

What's wrong with you?!?!?!??!?!

You make me sick. Grow up. Sure this is a comedy site, but c'mon.

Sleestack 30,342 13
07/25/2002 12:39 PM

Ah, the fresh scent of a newbie.

Squeamish 38,986 14
07/25/2002 12:39 PM

Dude, she was asking for it.



Powerpuff Girls t-shirts get me hot!

Squeamish 38,986 14
07/25/2002 12:40 PM

She fell for the "help me find my lost puppy" routine.



That's natural selection at work, buddy.

Microcube - Hero of Love 13,428 12
07/25/2002 12:41 PM

most people that die at the hands of killers deserve it.



stupid Carroll.

ElDiablo 431 11
07/25/2002 12:42 PM

Newbie or not, makes no difference when it comes to being a decent person.



Hey I just heard you mom was a$$ raped by some jerk who broke into your house. I think he cut her eyes out. She was still alive so he screwed her again.



Sucks huh?!?



Comedy doesn't always justify being an a$$hole.

Squeamish 38,986 14
07/25/2002 12:42 PM

He wasn't going to kill her, but she couldn't suck dick worth a crap.



She brought it on herself, a 7 year old that can't control her gag reflex after that many attempts doesn't deserve to live.

Stinky 7,952 12
07/25/2002 12:43 PM

How can you donate a whole thread for one girl, when there is so much pain and suffering going on to thousands of other people everyday in the world? Plus, that girl would of grown up to be a slut anyway.

Vex 5,948 11
07/25/2002 12:43 PM

No, no. That was the porno she did last year.



This year, she gets raped by a pack of marauding dogs. Later, she ends up in a bullfight and the bull gives her a good dicking before he gores her.

Squeamish 38,986 14
07/25/2002 12:43 PM

>She was still alive so he screwed her again.



In the eye socket?



What are the odds of 2 people in my family dying the same way?

Squeamish 38,986 14
07/25/2002 12:44 PM

I'm pretty sure that girl was going to be the next Hitler.

Merkin 10,008 13
07/25/2002 12:46 PM

Seriously, Diablo - cry us a river. Yes, the whole situation was sad and tragic, but are we creating tribute threads for the 1000+ people who died in car accidents on their way to work this morning?

Merkin 10,008 13
07/25/2002 12:47 PM

Human life is human life. Rarity does not equal higher significance.

Sleestack 30,342 13
07/25/2002 12:47 PM

...for the 1000+ people who died in car accidents on their way to work this monning...



They really need to fix that traffic light.

Microcube - Hero of Love 13,428 12
07/25/2002 12:48 PM

whining and bitching about the death of one girl just because the news blew it up into a media frenzy cause they had nothing better to cover has to be one of the most idiotic things you could possibly do.



if you had a moment of silence for every person that died inhumanely in the world every day, you'd never Frost-ing talk.



now go realize the only reason she made it onto the news is she is a cute white female, and that garners more attention than an ugly black kid.

ElDiablo 431 11
07/25/2002 12:48 PM

Damn people, it would be kinda silly to post a thread saying lets weep for all who died yeasterday, today, and tomorrow.

All I was asking for a a little sign that people in general are good.

Being funny has it's time and place. Most of you decided to pollute this post with your humor.

Maybe you'll understand if it ever happens in your family. :(

Marilyn 12,471 13
07/25/2002 12:48 PM

It's at ties like this that I think about cake.

shoelace414 10,080 13
07/25/2002 12:49 PM

now go realize the only reason she made it onto the news is she is a cute white female, and that garners more attention than an ugly black kid.



it's this kinds of complaint that puts every damn missing child on the news every night.

Squeamish 38,986 14
07/25/2002 12:50 PM

You people are missing the point.



This was a white girl that died.

Microcube - Hero of Love 13,428 12
07/25/2002 12:51 PM

who said complaint? I dont wanna look at an ugly black kid.

ElDiablo 431 11
07/25/2002 12:51 PM

There was a little BLACK girl who was kidnapped here in PA. She was all over the news

Sleestack 30,342 13
07/25/2002 12:51 PM

Let's invite the entire town to a candlelight vigil.





It makes it easier to rob their homes.

Squeamish 38,986 14
07/25/2002 12:52 PM

If you can't find the humor in the rape and murder of a 7 year old girl, then what good are you?



Not since pediatric AIDS has a topic been such a comedy goldmine.

Neal Obstat 2,492 11
07/25/2002 12:52 PM

The government will spend millions taking her pictures down in post offices.

ElDiablo 431 11
07/25/2002 12:53 PM

Funny schit doo-shbags. Grow up.

Trixxie 65,021 15
07/25/2002 12:53 PM

" "





There is everybody happy now ?

Can't we all just get along ?

shoelace414 10,080 13
07/25/2002 12:53 PM

Someone is just trying ot take care of the overpopulation problem.



Think globally, act locally.

Microcube - Hero of Love 13,428 12
07/25/2002 12:54 PM

I havn't heard about it.



the only kidnap news that go national are ones about cute white kids.

Sleestack 30,342 13
07/25/2002 12:54 PM

Laugh! Remember, there are people in India without humor.

Marilyn 12,471 13
07/25/2002 12:55 PM

White people abduct and rape people



Hispanic people steal cars.



Black people deal drugs.



Arab people blow themselves up.



Chinese people stirfry pets.



Jews steal.



I'd say everyone is about par.





*cues Louis Armstrong "It's a Wonderful World.

Microcube - Hero of Love 13,428 12
07/25/2002 12:56 PM

he donated all his humor to help the poor non-laughing children in india.



let us take a moment of silence for his sacrifice.

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
07/25/2002 12:57 PM

> Being funny has it's time and place.



Yeah, its called GAB, all the time.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
07/25/2002 01:07 PM

Can I be the first to say it?



Shut up Moon.

Bonky 75,728 15
07/25/2002 01:09 PM

Could someone be a peach and start a thread for me. I broke my nail yesterday. It was very pretty too.







Deathbird, honestly, I thought you were being sarcastic with the whole " " thing, but now that I know you are not, make me a sammich, bitch!

Disabuser 3,439 11
07/25/2002 01:11 PM

If you really care, and want to help make the world a better place, you should be cluttering up the crime scene with candles, teddy bears, and balloons. Bonus points if you bring some small children and blubber in front of the news cameras.

ElDiablo 431 11
07/25/2002 01:12 PM

I think posting a thread like this will make more of a difference.

Maybe some people will take a step back and see just how real life is.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
07/25/2002 01:14 PM

You can't have light without dark. If you want dark, go to CNN.com



Or better yet... www.dark.com.

Crickette 2,472 12
07/25/2002 01:14 PM

Or maybe we'll skim it then go back to eating lunch.

Scooter '?' Brown 19,936 13
07/25/2002 01:16 PM

maybe life isn't as real as you think

Dead Robot 67,630 16
07/25/2002 01:17 PM

Whoa

</Neo>

Sleestack 30,342 13
07/25/2002 01:17 PM

I think posting a thread like this will make more of a difference.



Okay, that's the tipoff for me. Shut up, Moon.

Microcube - Hero of Love 13,428 12
07/25/2002 01:19 PM

reality: your thread is going to make Shakespeare difference. if you want a bunch of people to post " ", then go make a thread in some AOL message board where the only audience is lonely divorcee women and teenage girls suffering from the same dillusion as you.

Sleestack 30,342 13
07/25/2002 01:23 PM

Yeah! I for one will NEVER post ""!

Sleestack 30,342 13
07/25/2002 01:23 PM

DOH!

Dead Robot 67,630 16
07/25/2002 01:27 PM

*.*

Microcube - Hero of Love 13,428 12
07/25/2002 01:28 PM

(_)_)===========D

Dead Robot 67,630 16
07/25/2002 01:29 PM

Is that one of the Death Star laser guns?

Microcube - Hero of Love 13,428 12
07/25/2002 01:30 PM

its more of a chemical weapon.

Neal Obstat 2,492 11
07/25/2002 01:35 PM

Best to stick with organics. Trust me on this one.

Squeamish 38,986 14
07/25/2002 01:35 PM

Biological if you're DR.

Trixxie 65,021 15
07/25/2002 01:41 PM

My you people are supassingly viscious today, that said, Micro, can you make one that spurts, can you, please, can you, can you ???

barcode 15,434 11
07/25/2002 01:45 PM

this isn't funny anymore -

you know some poor UNDESERVING soul in prison is being raped right now - this is a real social problem - Rape of Murders that is

General Leppy the Leprechaun 12,056 12
07/25/2002 01:48 PM

<action>plays nice to noob, explains</action>



It won't really help anyone, and none of us knew that little girl. If you actually personally have something affecting you, few people on this board would seriously Frost with that.



But face it, you can't do anything for her, and it's just one of thousands of deaths in the world every day. I even bet that someone somwhere else that day died a lot more tragically.



I also bet that someone that day blew themselves up while using a match to look in a gas line. Which is tragic, but when I see it on the Darwin Awards I'm still gonna laugh. Life is cruel. We laugh at it, we cope with it. Hell, you don't realise it, but someone just postedy a reference making fun of another guy here whi has AIDS. And that guy is gonna see it and laugh. Cause he knows how to handle it.



You do not.

</Ford>



Now, shut up Moon.

Sleestack 30,342 13
07/25/2002 01:48 PM

The true crime is no video cameras are allowed in prison so Fox could create "Totally Wacky Prison Rape Videos"

Ded_Freex 2,863 12
07/25/2002 01:49 PM

<action>chants WAKO WAKO WAKO</action>



You go boi...

Kaboom! 354 12
07/25/2002 01:49 PM

and that, barcode, is key to the rehabilitation of inmates in America's penal system.

ElDiablo 431 11
07/25/2002 01:50 PM

Laughing at lifes mishaps is fine.

Laughing at the brutal slaughter of an innocent CHILD is another story.



Who is moon?

Chickens 286,208 61
07/25/2002 01:51 PM

If that little black girl who got away grows up and goes on welfare, I say we release the two guys they arrested and give them her new address.

Ded_Freex 2,863 12
07/25/2002 01:53 PM

Yeah people.



Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt.....

Then its hilarious

Sleestack 30,342 13
07/25/2002 01:55 PM

Innocent Schminocent. She was a woman, and therefore evil because their kind got us kicked out of Eden.

General Leppy the Leprechaun 12,056 12
07/25/2002 01:57 PM

One night in the jail house it was getting late,

And rudy was buttraped by a large inmate

but the guards payed no attention to his cries

that's when things got OUT OF CONTROL

...but that's the way it had to be,

they locked him up and threw away the key

and I can't take pity on men of his kind

even though he now takes it in the behind.



DATE RAPE!

SalsaShark: Rubber Bandanna 6,518 11
07/25/2002 01:58 PM

All I was asking for a a little sign that people in general are good.



first of all, us ripping on you is not a sign that we're not good people. i don't know if you've ever, say, read this board, but that's kind of the way it works around here - you post something, odds are even that we're going to rip on it. don't try to shame us for being who we are.



second, this is neither the time or the place; it's a comedy message board. little girls getting kidnapped are not funny, unless (like us) you're into macabre humor. so we make it funny, at least as funny as it can be. same thing with dead baby jokes, which i personally think are funny as hell (pitchfork! HAH!) so don't condemn us because we're not being good little angels - who said we have to be? you want sympathy? you want to make a difference? start a foundation. no one here is going to stop you if you want to donate your time to a worthy charity, or maybe go out, hit the streets and do your part to try to find this girl - whatever makes you happy, bro. just give us the same opportunity, and get off my freakin' case already.



</ford>

Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
07/25/2002 02:00 PM

I heard on the radio that according the FBI, Kidnappings aren't increaseing. The newsmedia is to the point where they are out of stories and need something else to be sensationalist about.



I thought it was a trend and was ghoing to be the next hip thing.



So I guess what I am saying is should I untie the 6 year old in the basement?

ElDiablo 431 11
07/25/2002 02:20 PM

I'm not trying to shame anyone.

Good people buy cars.

Rapists by cars.

Murderers buy cars.

Blacks buy cars.

Whites buy cars.



With most people doing the same things in life regardless of what else they do in life, is it not possible for you comedians to take 2 seconds off and show some decency.



I'm all for being funny. All I was trying to do was have a nice thread and it got ruined by people who don't know when to be serious. Not every opportunity is an open door for a joke. :(

Crickette 2,472 12
07/25/2002 02:21 PM

<action>yawns.

SalsaShark: Rubber Bandanna 6,518 11
07/25/2002 02:25 PM

ElDiablo, you're right. just like how not every "opportunity" (for those of you taking notes, i'm speaking of GAB here) is a chance for you to trot out whatever sentimental feelings you're having at the moment, especially if you expect your audience to just trot along with you.



in short, go tell it on the mountain. we're here to make with the funny.

ElDiablo 431 11
07/25/2002 02:26 PM

Point taken. ( hope all survived this thread. ) :)

Merkin 10,008 13
07/25/2002 02:27 PM

After I proposed to the Merkinette, I farted in her face.



We both laughed and laughed.

Thermopolis 666 13
07/25/2002 02:31 PM

You fart laughing gas?

Thermopolis 666 13
07/25/2002 02:34 PM

Most young people between 18 and 25 are really incensed to what is going on in the world. That is why it keeps happening. People that post here are mostly people that find being mean funny. That is why stuff like this little girl and the school shootings will keep going on. They don't care because it isn't them. If it did happen to them then they would be the ones haveing rallies to end it.

Microcube - Hero of Love 13,428 12
07/25/2002 02:34 PM

you got that wrong.



black people STEAL cars

Reek Stankleberry 3,653 12
07/25/2002 02:41 PM

" "

sockk is wearing underpants 4,060 0
07/25/2002 02:46 PM

is it black people of hispanics that sell oranges on the side of the road, because i saw a white woman doing it once and i got really confused.

Sleestack 30,342 13
07/25/2002 02:54 PM

All I was trying to do was have a nice thread and it got ruined by people who don't know when to be serious.



Your version of a "serious" and "nice" thread is to use a pithy useless blank-quote metaphor to somehow honor the Media Victim of the Week, on a comedy board that demands a spark of intelligence from it's users.



Get some freakin' perspective, and while you're at the store, a box of Clues.

Sleestack 30,342 13
07/25/2002 02:55 PM

Oh, and shut up, Moon.

sockk is wearing underpants 4,060 0
07/25/2002 02:57 PM

you just got owned by the guy who pretended to be his cat.

Squeamish 38,986 14
07/25/2002 02:59 PM

>Most young people between 18 and 25 are really incensed to what is going on in the world.



Either "incensed" doesn't mean what you think it means or your post makes no sense. Take your pick.

Pants 14,252 17
07/25/2002 03:00 PM

I think we are all aware of how real life is today. You Frosted EL dipsheet . We are hear to laugh not cry. Now either call Squeamish fat or Marilyn a drunk or leave.

ElDiablo 431 11
07/25/2002 03:02 PM

Sleestack judging from your photo it would appear you need humor and lame insults to attract women ( or maybe men in your case. )

You need to get a clue my friend. When you have kids, just hope to hell that nobody tries to take them. If your kids do get snatched, or killed, think back to all the funny sch-it you posted here. Damn you're one funny mutha-fukka

Squeamish 38,986 14
07/25/2002 03:04 PM

I agree. If my future child is raped and murderted I'll feel a lot worse knowing that I posted mean things here.



Had I not, it probably wouldn't bother me.

shoelace414 10,080 13
07/25/2002 03:05 PM

Damn you're one funny mutha-fukka



I agree. he is pretty good at this "humor" thing.

sockk is wearing underpants 4,060 0
07/25/2002 03:06 PM

hey, why don't we spend all of our time worrying about things that either can't be changed or have already happened?



spend some time enjoying your life or go die.

Ded_Freex 2,863 12
07/25/2002 03:07 PM

If that were to happen to any of my kids. The guy who did it would have never made it to the jail house alive.

Beaten and bruised within an inch of his life ? Maybe



Dead ? Most likely.



But since this is a comedy board that doesn't care.



Can we have BBQed baby back ribs ?

Sleestack 30,342 13
07/25/2002 03:08 PM

Sleestack judging from your photo it would appear you need humor and lame insults to attract women



A rag and a bottle of Ether usually does the trick.

shoelace414 10,080 13
07/25/2002 03:09 PM

We should be happy. as good christians we know that the little girl went to paradise. She is now, thanks to the nice saminatarian, in heaven with her dead goldfish.

Sleestack 30,342 13
07/25/2002 03:11 PM

Unless she was Lutheran, of course. Then she's undoubtably having her hollowed-out eye-sockets used for the Dark Lord's pleasure.

shoelace414 10,080 13
07/25/2002 03:12 PM

that's right..



hey wait.. I was confiemed and Married Luthern.



But I showed them, I turned aeithist.

ElDiablo 431 11
07/25/2002 03:18 PM

We can only hope this will be your mothers fate.



(quote)Then she's undoubtably having her hollowed-out eye-sockets used for the Dark Lord's pleasure.(quote)

shoelace414 10,080 13
07/25/2002 03:20 PM

Jokes on you. when you die you just die.

sockk is wearing underpants 4,060 0
07/25/2002 03:21 PM

you've sunk to everyone else's level. GAB has assimilated yet another. w00t

Squeamish 38,986 14
07/25/2002 03:25 PM

Who the hell types out the word "quote?"

Squeamish 38,986 14
07/25/2002 03:25 PM

There really needs to be a specific key on the keyboard that's designated as meaning "quote."

ElDiablo 431 11
07/25/2002 03:30 PM

Who the hell types out the word "quote?"



better?!

Pants 14,252 17
07/25/2002 03:30 PM

You will be assimilated.

Chickens 286,208 61
07/25/2002 03:30 PM

Does putting the word quote in quotes constitute a double negative or something?

Pants 14,252 17
07/25/2002 03:34 PM

He can't do @!#%$&^*() or ? because he thinks the shift key will screw up his margines.

Bonky 75,728 15
07/25/2002 04:32 PM

(one hundred and)first to post!







That said, I am not making fun of the horrible death of a child. I would never do that.

I was making fun of you, Diablow.



Never ever ever ever ever ever ever EVER ever ever ever everever ever ever . . . . . EVER bring something sad to this board and expect anything but ca ca and poo poo.

vertical bob 26,707 13
07/25/2002 04:48 PM

Crap. My remote's battery just died.



Little sympathy here, people?



" "

Sleestack 30,342 13
07/25/2002 05:04 PM

We must enact federal legislation to have this thread declared "The VBob Remote Control Battery Memorial Thread."



Keep the dream alive, people.



""

ElDiablo 431 11
07/25/2002 05:08 PM

Moving the sadness from a precious Childs life to a remote?? I hope somebody feeds your dog poisoned meat. Then we can all mourn over the spoon I lost to the garbage disposal.



Idiots.

Pants 14,252 17
07/25/2002 05:10 PM

Frost your spoon.

Pants 14,252 17
07/25/2002 05:11 PM

better yet Frost yourself with that spoon.

Squeamish 38,986 14
07/25/2002 05:11 PM

Spoons lost down a disposal aren't nearly as funny as raped/murdered children.









Unless "spoon" is a slang term for "retard," then it's just as funny.

Chickens 286,208 61
07/25/2002 05:12 PM

I feel for the spoon!

""

Sleestack 30,342 13
07/25/2002 05:16 PM

NO! Stop your frivolity! This thread is for the remote!

Trixxie 65,021 15
07/25/2002 05:19 PM

you do realize that by all the massive posting and clickie giving in this thread, your really helping Moons rankings.

Pants 14,252 17
07/25/2002 05:19 PM

Sounds like you need a remote that runs off the heat produced from you hand.

sockk is wearing underpants 4,060 0
07/25/2002 05:19 PM

I WISH TO DONATE MONEY SO THAT VERTICAL BOB MAY ORGANIZE FUND TO PURCHASE BATTERIES WHICH MAY REPLACE THOSE BATTERIES WHICH HE HAS TRAGICALLY LOST.



" "

ElDiablo 431 11
07/25/2002 05:20 PM

You so funny Tim

Spoons lost down a disposal aren't nearly as funny as raped/murdered children.

Glad to see you find humor in such things.

If something like this happened in your family how would you feel.

A$$hole!!

Chickens 286,208 61
07/25/2002 05:21 PM

I feel the a$$hole!

" "

Pants 14,252 17
07/25/2002 05:21 PM

Trixxie I'm sure we've all thought of that hell I know I did around post 20. Is this a contest???

Declan McManus 131,867 36
07/25/2002 05:21 PM

Shut up, n00b!





go back to the Hallmark Channel, where your cheap sentiment would be welcomed





with mylar baloons, Precious Moments figurines, a Thomas Kinkade Painter of Light picture, and a Creed CD

Sleestack 30,342 13
07/25/2002 05:22 PM

You can NEVER replace the batteries! The battery socket that they were removed from must be preserved as a memorial!

Pants 14,252 17
07/25/2002 05:23 PM

Diablo do you have sand in your Poe?

ElDiablo 431 11
07/25/2002 05:25 PM

Declan, I think you're the one who watches the Womans Network.

Gab, my cat, friends, books, music, food and cooking.

Sounds like a gay profile to me.

sockk is wearing underpants 4,060 0
07/25/2002 05:27 PM

we MUST persevere and build a new remote control.

Chickens 286,208 61
07/25/2002 05:27 PM

DON'T CALL HIM GAY!



He might start believing it.

Ded_Freex 2,863 12
07/25/2002 05:28 PM

If your anti-gay people. Then you should leave right now before we no longer tolerate yo....



Nevermind.



GOAWAY

Declan McManus 131,867 36
07/25/2002 05:29 PM

Diablo-



Never said I wasn't.

Bonky 75,728 15
07/25/2002 05:30 PM

<action> lights a candle, carves 1 -9 and 0 in her left forearm, and won't eat Oscar Meyer Bologna for a month in remembrance of vertical bob's remote.

Sleestack 30,342 13
07/25/2002 05:32 PM

Hold on there bucko, you've gone too far. Declan GAY? The winner of the "Bend An Iron Bar With His Pecs While Servicing Three Woman And Killing An Arab Race To Preserve Democracy" contest five years running GAY?





*blink*





Oh yeah. Okay.

ElDiablo 431 11
07/25/2002 05:32 PM

I'm not anti-gay. Just trying to show people what it's like to be attacked. I have no problems with peoples sexual preference.

Sleestack 30,342 13
07/25/2002 05:33 PM

(gets tattoo of "+ -" in memory of the lost)

Bonky 75,728 15
07/25/2002 05:34 PM

You have no room to attack anyone.



You're a bird.

Ded_Freex 2,863 12
07/25/2002 05:34 PM

Don't attack the nicest guy on the board. It doesn't bode well for his friends.



It will immediatly make you their enemies.

vertical bob 26,707 13
07/25/2002 05:34 PM

God bless you good people. With your support, I feel as though I have the strength to move on.

Bonky 75,728 15
07/25/2002 05:35 PM

Wait! Are you one of those carnivorous birds?



Have you been on Fox's When Birds Attack ?

Merkin 10,008 13
07/25/2002 05:36 PM

Diablo, I'm quite impressed that you've stuck around - most n00bs run screaming after a thread like this. Stick to your guns! Welcome to GAB!

Bonky 75,728 15
07/25/2002 05:37 PM

Now that v.bob is feeling better, I think we should discuss my fingernail.

I mean, it's not like they grow back overnight, people?



Where's my damn telethon and Bob Geldof song?

ElDiablo 431 11
07/25/2002 05:37 PM

So think about if somebody who knew that little girl came to this board and say this thread.

Don't you think they'd be a little more upset with the way you are making fun of that situation.

You're getting PO'd at me for 'attacking' one of your own with words on-line.

What would happen if somebody attacked one of your own with a knife.

Idiots.

Ded_Freex 2,863 12
07/25/2002 05:39 PM

I already posted what would happen if it were mine.



So settle down Florence.

ElDiablo 431 11
07/25/2002 05:39 PM

Thanks Merkin.

Sorry to make such an impression with my first posts, but c'mon people, we're talking about a little girl.

Sleestack 30,342 13
07/25/2002 05:41 PM

Here. It's a thicker skin. You wear it.





"+ -"

Kaboom! 354 12
07/25/2002 05:41 PM

it does not take long to figure that we are not the kind of clowns who are "smiling on the inside."

vertical bob 26,707 13
07/25/2002 05:41 PM

<action> grabs his nuts with a pair of pliers</action>

How can you mend a broken nail?

How can you stop the rain from falling down?

How can you stop the sun from shining?

What makes the world go round?

Squeamish 38,986 14
07/25/2002 05:41 PM

God down there and get one to post here.



How far is San Diego from L.A.?

ElDiablo 431 11
07/25/2002 05:46 PM

I have a thick skin. No problem there. I can spar here with the best of you. ( not truly shown in this thread. )

However, this whole story about this little girl breaks my heart.

Squeamish 38,986 14
07/25/2002 05:48 PM

The only affect the idea of a raped/murdered 7 year old has on my circulatory system is an increase in bloodflow to the penis.

Bonky 75,728 15
07/25/2002 05:50 PM

Does it make you want to dance, too?









Come on . . . . just a little bit?

ElDiablo 431 11
07/25/2002 05:51 PM

That's good tim. Think about that while you're taking a kock up the a$$ in prison.

sockk is wearing underpants 4,060 0
07/25/2002 05:51 PM

if we wept for every little girl who ever died, we would not be truly living life.

vertical bob 26,707 13
07/25/2002 05:51 PM

Heeeeeey, Macarena!

ElDiablo 431 11
07/25/2002 05:52 PM

Leaving for the day. Just so you don't think I've run out of stuff to say.

Squeamish 38,986 14
07/25/2002 05:52 PM

That would be a good way to keep my mind off the arse-reaming, maybe even enjoy it a little.



Please share more of your handy prison-butt-punding tips.

Squeamish 38,986 14
07/25/2002 05:53 PM

And my name isn't Tim, it's Joey Mikkler.

Chickens 286,208 61
07/25/2002 05:53 PM

Re: attacking one of your own



Um, Mr. Devil, these people kept right on joking throught the death of one of their own. Don't expect different about Shirly Temple.

Chickens 286,208 61
07/25/2002 05:54 PM

That was a link n00b, not an underline.

Chickens 286,208 61
07/25/2002 05:54 PM

Off to funeral #2....

Declan McManus 131,867 36
07/25/2002 05:55 PM

where the Frost-ing hell is that rugmunching onion when she's so desperately needed??

Sleestack 30,342 13
07/25/2002 05:57 PM

She's doing that "work" thing. What a downer.

ElDiablo 431 11
07/25/2002 05:59 PM

How's Florida Joey?

Green Phallic Object 795 13
07/25/2002 05:59 PM

I was so moved by this. I'm going to stop raping and kidnapping little girls. CNN Rammed this into my head so much that I don't care...

Squeamish 38,986 14
07/25/2002 06:04 PM

I don't live in Florida anymore, I moved to CA so I could stalk Kirsten Dunst in person instead of just via mail.



I got a place in Long Beach.

ElDiablo 431 11
07/25/2002 06:06 PM

Here's a news flash for ya. The girls in Long Beach don't like geeks either. Don't unpack your stuff too soon.

Sleestack 30,342 13
07/25/2002 06:09 PM

It's... it's like watching a train wreck in slow motion.

Squeamish 38,986 14
07/25/2002 06:09 PM

I got a kick ass job here, so I'll be making enough coin to attract the ladies regardless of my geekitude.

ElDiablo 431 11
07/25/2002 06:11 PM

Money = Pu$$y



How about Love = Happiness.

vertical bob 26,707 13
07/25/2002 06:13 PM

And Happiness = A Warm Puppy



Therefore: Love = A Warm Puppy.

Declan McManus 131,867 36
07/25/2002 06:13 PM

Sleestack- in this bout, my money (5.61) is on Squeamish!





(contents of my wallet, and left front pocket)

Sleestack 30,342 13
07/25/2002 06:14 PM

They bite me when I do that.

Squeamish 38,986 14
07/25/2002 06:15 PM

You're approaching from the wrong end.

ElDiablo 431 11
07/25/2002 06:16 PM

I really am outta here now. I gotta go.

Later all.

Fizzgig 2,531 11
07/25/2002 06:29 PM

Hi Eldiablo.

Allow me to speak my opinion of this thread.



I'll attack the newbie first.

If you have been lurking around here you really ought to have known the type of humor here and though I don't neccessarily agree with some thing that have been said here, it's just the way this board goes.

I'm pretty sure everyone here cares.

(I feel like typing today)

When my first [common law] husband died, I didn't go home for 2 days and I was devestated - I had to go home to get some things for the funeral and when I went into my apt. the entire place was spotless - except for the dishes, which were piled up. The dishes were 'his job' so I told my mother to bag them all up because he wasn't going to be buried without them.

We laughed, even though I was miserable otherwise.



Anyway, humans have to laugh at tragedy otherwise we would all be miserable all the time. It just so happens that here at GAB people find the sickest way of finding humor.

Anyhow, you probably should have just either said "You all are sick bastards" and continued with your life, or if you really have a problem, you should have just gone away.

If you like it here, you don't have to laugh at everything just know there will be sick demented humor.



For all it's worth (which is nothing at all)

























""

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
07/25/2002 07:26 PM

> So think about if somebody who knew that little girl came to this board and say this thread.



Has he not figured out that this is a comedy board, so if you want to discuss some serious issues go to another board that is not about comedy.







Like the GAB Refugee board.

Squeamish 38,986 14
07/25/2002 07:35 PM

That would only be if relatives of the dead girl wanted to whine about how much John Hargrave sucks and what an evil censoring Nazi he is.

sockk is wearing underpants 4,060 0
07/25/2002 07:44 PM

i hear that they're real big proponents of fdisk.

Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
07/25/2002 08:57 PM

Why am I supposed to feel sorry.



I didn't know the girl and I didn't do it...



Wait...



I didn't know the girl.

Microcube - Hero of Love 13,428 12
07/25/2002 10:24 PM

this has been one of the best threads in a long time.



it got me laughing like crazy. congradulations everyone.



hell, I should just start killing and raping little girls that some of the testier people on the board knew, just for the entertainment factor. that is, the entertainment on gab.



































and you know, from killing and raping them.

The Dirty Nun 156,785 17
07/25/2002 11:17 PM

""













(I entered this remotely, with my remote!)

Capricious Nefarious Jones 78,550 13
07/25/2002 11:22 PM

Aw man, I don't think I've ever given out so many clickies in one single thread.

Microcube - Hero of Love 13,428 12
07/25/2002 11:23 PM

log onto AIM, whore!

Capricious Nefarious Jones 78,550 13
07/25/2002 11:26 PM

Can't now, cubie. Leave your AIM on tomorrow and I'll catcha then.

Trixxie 65,021 15
07/26/2002 09:44 AM

<action> Posts to this thread for a newbie, if he really is a newbie, to realize that by starting this thread he'll get a flame fest going and have one of the most posted on thread on the board<action> Way to go

Chickens 286,208 61
07/26/2002 10:19 AM

Money = Pu$$y



How about Love = Happiness.



Money may not be able to buy love, but it can buy something so close it's hard to tell the difference.

ElDiablo 431 11
07/26/2002 10:36 AM

Yes trixxie, I am a newbie around here.

I now realize that these sort of posts should not be made here.

I'll keep posts of that nature somewhere else.



Lots of work to do today, so I'll only be popping in now and again.



Later all.

Trixxie 65,021 15
07/26/2002 10:38 AM

now realize that these sort of posts should not be made here.

I'll keep posts of that nature somewhere else.



If you want to win friends and influence Gabbers - No



If you want your rankings to soar - Yes

Capricious Nefarious Jones 78,550 13
07/26/2002 01:12 PM

It only took 180 some odd posts for the newbie to realize that threads like this should not be posted here? Slow learner but maybe still has some potential.

Pants 14,252 17
07/26/2002 01:32 PM

I think that punching bag will stick around for a while.

AmyPoo: Amber is the color if my energy 2,710 12
07/26/2002 02:57 PM

Moving the sadness from a precious Childs life to a remote?? I hope somebody feeds your dog poisoned meat. Then we can all mourn over the spoon I lost to the garbage disposal.



the spoon? who cares about a stupid spoon? do you have any idea how bad you just Frosted up your disposal?

ElDiablo 431 11
07/26/2002 03:03 PM

Forget the disposal, Taylor tried to grab the spoon and lost her hand to the grinding gears!

AmyPoo: Amber is the color if my energy 2,710 12
07/26/2002 03:08 PM

like my daughter is that stupid.

Disabuser 3,439 11
07/26/2002 03:21 PM

Heh. A Serious Thread is currently this month's funniest thread.



I love irony.

ElDiablo 431 11
07/26/2002 03:26 PM

Noob do good.

Microcube - Hero of Love 13,428 12
07/26/2002 03:27 PM

no, noob make an idiot thread, then we make fun of you.



its a little different, you see.

ElDiablo 431 11
07/26/2002 03:30 PM

Oh, hehe I get it. Make fun of a noob because you don't have anything really funny to say. Cheap insults, and poor comebacks are the way to expand a thread around here!?.Well then you should do very well with your lack of comedic skills.

Microcube - Hero of Love 13,428 12
07/26/2002 03:54 PM

I havn't noticed you saying anything funny. just old rehashed jokes that you probably heard from your dad.



read



dont post dumb crap. we yank your chain because we can. if you calm down a be a bit less irate about everything, you might fit in.

ElDiablo 431 11
07/26/2002 03:59 PM

So by me 'yanking a few chains' this morning about the poor phuk in a wheel chair that had his last chance at pu$$y taken from him....

What's the difference between that and all of you busting on me for that post about the little girl. Same sort of comments. I guess I have to make lame a$$ Matrix/StarWars/LOTR references to fit in, and then I can take the gloves off? Is that how it works??

Pants 14,252 17
07/26/2002 04:01 PM

I don't think Eldiablow will ever learn. Get your head out of your ass and look around and you might just see what's going on. Christ how old are you?

Microcube - Hero of Love 13,428 12
07/26/2002 04:04 PM

no, you're n00b, and you're annoying, so we're giving you crap. and you're to dumb to figure it out.

Dirk Lately 14,001 13
07/26/2002 04:05 PM

I'm going to join eldiablo's side in this. I haven't really read the threads, and don't really know any of the issues, but he seems to need a friend, and I'm feeling horny. So LEAVE HIM ALONE YOU BASTARDS.

Dirk Lately 14,001 13
07/26/2002 04:06 PM

I'm also going to go back and click all his posts. I'm gonna click 'em good.

SalsaShark: Jabbering Uselessly since 1979! 6,518 11
07/26/2002 04:07 PM

hey, dirk just made ElDiablo his bitch!



...speaking of which, where's my adopted n00b these days? wibble? wibble, where are you?

Dirk Lately 14,001 13
07/26/2002 04:10 PM

That's right. ElDiablo, since I don't like your name, I'm going to call you Earnest, which is really a more apropos name anyhow.



Earnest, how can I help you? What exactly is our position again? Anyone you'd like me to flame? My wish is your command. Wait, reverse that.

ElDiablo 431 11
07/26/2002 04:14 PM

I'm going to join eldiablo's side in this. I haven't really read the threads, and don't really know any of the issues, but he seems to need a friend, and I'm feeling horny. So LEAVE HIM ALONE YOU BASTARDS

Well, I guess if you can't get chicks in the real world, you have no choice but to have some sort of phuked-up gay relation in your own head with a name you see on your computer screen. Enjoy your Friday night. I heard the SciFi channel is kick-a$$ tonight.

Dirk Lately 14,001 13
07/26/2002 04:15 PM

I can see you're bitter.

Microcube - Hero of Love 13,428 12
07/26/2002 04:18 PM

I actually have a question for you senior satan. why the hell do you censor your own posts.



we have a bot that does it for us.

Dirk Lately 14,001 13
07/26/2002 04:18 PM

And I appreciate your earnest (ha!) wish that my evening is enjoyable.



I'm going to Chuck E. Cheez with the people who's company I enjoy the most. That's right, Ford Prefect and Marilyn.

Smart Retard 2,863 12
07/26/2002 04:19 PM

Dirkths Justh tryin to help you bathtard

Smart Retard 2,863 12
07/26/2002 04:20 PM

Damnit, you let a n00b past two hundred posts.

sockk, the lonely astronaut 4,060 0
07/26/2002 04:22 PM

yeah, we can say ass and pussies, but only when there are more than one.

ElDiablo 431 11
07/26/2002 04:22 PM

Hehehehe

barcode 15,434 11
07/26/2002 04:23 PM

can i be jesus?

Microcube - Hero of Love 13,428 12
07/26/2002 04:24 PM

nope. I get to be jesus for atleast a few more hours.

barcode 15,434 11
07/26/2002 04:25 PM

but is my turn - the divine spook said i could !!!

ElDiablo 431 11
07/26/2002 04:36 PM

The bot uses phuked-up replacements

barcode 15,434 11
07/26/2002 04:39 PM

it is not our place to question the motivations of the bot - only accept its actions and try to please it -

Pants 14,252 17
07/26/2002 04:40 PM

I love how we have trained Eldiablows to make post his quotes before his comments about them. Soon we will have him preforming hummer rounds.

Trixxie 65,021 15
07/26/2002 04:44 PM

I guess I have to make lame a$$ Matrix/StarWars/LOTR references to fit in, and then I can take the gloves off? Is that how it works??



Pretty much, we're nerd, geeks, and/or loveless losiers remember













Some advice from your loving Aunt Trixxie - take yourself a little less seriously - Bless Your Sweet Heart







And not all gay relationships are Frost up, theoritically there is one un-Frosted up Gay Relationship - I just kan't fined it.

Dirk Lately 14,001 13
07/26/2002 04:58 PM

Trixxie, on behalf of my young protege Earnest, I would like to thank you for your advice, astute and grammatically interesting as ever.

Crippled with a dead wife 431 11
07/26/2002 05:12 PM

Just thought I'd let you guys know I changed my name. Like it?!

barcode 15,434 11
07/26/2002 05:16 PM

has fallen prey to peer pressure - MY NAME CALLING WORK!!! YEAH!!! no more diaBLOWme!!! HA HA HA - I CONTROL YOU!!! HA HA HA

ElDiablo 431 11
07/26/2002 05:17 PM

Sorry a$$hole, peer pressure would have made me stop miking fun of the dooshbag in the chair.

Ded_Freetard 2,863 12
07/26/2002 05:20 PM

Who let that god character back in ?

barcode 15,434 11
07/26/2002 05:21 PM

HA HA HA MY MANIPULATION TACTIC WORKED -



now diaBLOWme is once AGAIN diablowme - all is right once more!!

ElDiablo 431 11
07/26/2002 05:23 PM

Later all. Leaving for the weekend.

Ded_Freetard 2,863 12
07/26/2002 06:43 PM

type <action>whatever



if you want to do an action and then a general statement. you'd do this: <action>whatever</action> whaaaa





I'm pretty smart for a retard, I figured it out on my own.



btw - nice to see you again

Ded_Freetard 2,863 12
07/26/2002 06:44 PM

whoa, it didn't come out right

<action> </action>

ODBPM - Kelly Osbourne's Sex Slave 356 10
07/27/2002 12:02 AM

I would just like to say....



























IT'S A TRAP!





Thank you. That is all

3,011 13
07/28/2002 12:34 AM

Hey, what's up?