A nothing thread by Squeamish
A comedy conversation
by Squeamish  38,986  14
08/02/2002 05:50 PM 1487 views
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Therlin 12,200  13
08/02/2002 05:51 PM
A witch! Burn him!
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and sockk said no 4,060 0
08/02/2002 05:53 PM
stizzop, sizzir.
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shoelace414 10,080 13
08/02/2002 05:53 PM
ok.. enough sillyness.
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Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
08/02/2002 05:53 PM
TONS of sex!
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dr froglord 9,243 13
08/02/2002 06:00 PM
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sparkythewonderdog 2,144 12
08/02/2002 06:02 PM
<action>shoves another pony in Nutty's ass.
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Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
08/02/2002 06:05 PM
Is that any way to treat your internet boyfriend?
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Super Cres, at best 10,666 13
08/02/2002 06:17 PM
Bwaaaaa
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Sleestack 30,342 13
08/02/2002 06:30 PM
Is this like the sooper sekrit GAB thread? Do I win a decoder ring if I figure out how to post here?
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Missus Peec0ck 12,287 12
08/02/2002 06:34 PM
Took me fookin long enough to figger out how the Frost to get in here.
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dinesh 24,862 16
08/02/2002 06:34 PM
admit it, you all think you've earned some nerd cred for getting here.
i was just lucky.
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Missus Peec0ck 12,287 12
08/02/2002 06:35 PM
Dang, bonus points to Squeamish had he been able to disable the swearbot for this secret thread.
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Squeamish 38,986 14
08/02/2002 06:40 PM
I'm working on it.
* heads back to the lab *
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Microcube - Hero of Love 13,428 12
08/02/2002 06:48 PM
yay.
me = teh winnar.
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Mephistophallus 19,936 13
08/02/2002 06:52 PM
I hate these threads. Feel the need to 'view source' and find the url, and of course it turns out 'they weren't all talking about me'
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Microcube - Hero of Love 13,428 12
08/02/2002 07:00 PM
just remembering when it was posted and finding the post before it, and adding 1 to the thread ID number works too.
I hear that scooter dude likes rimjobs from fat chicks.
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Yip Bonk Toad 3,028 13
08/02/2002 07:06 PM
<action>
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pee'n spin 357 10
08/02/2002 07:13 PM
I found it by going into squeams profile and clickin on his most recent post. *grabs a nerd card*
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pee'n spin 357 10
08/02/2002 07:13 PM
lets all give eachother mad amounts of clickies, thats a geek reward Shakespeare. ill start.
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HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
08/02/2002 08:05 PM
i'll finish.
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d8uv with the new website 3,011 13
08/02/2002 08:11 PM
I'd login, but I still have this ancient name.
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Stormtrooper in Drag 17,582 13
08/02/2002 10:51 PM
Am I cool now yet? Can I be in the club?
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Missus Peec0ck 12,287 12
08/02/2002 10:54 PM
I'm confused: there's no Trae in this thread.
What are you doing in here, Mookie?
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Stormtrooper in Drag 17,582 13
08/02/2002 10:55 PM
I have a unlimited capacity to love. Care to share it with me?
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Callie Mollari 14,455 13
08/02/2002 10:58 PM
Unlimited capacity? Dude, you should be working in pr0n!
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Haggis 702 11
08/02/2002 10:58 PM
yay, am so 1337!!
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Viscous 595 12
08/02/2002 10:59 PM
One of you ubergeeks left the door open and I slipped right in!
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Missus Peec0ck 12,287 12
08/02/2002 10:59 PM
<action>surreptitiously changes all locks on all doors in her brand spankin new domicile</action>
Sure. Share. I aced kindergarten; I can handle sharing.
As long as you agree to share from your side of the Interweb, I have no problem with sharing....
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Missus Peec0ck 12,287 12
08/02/2002 11:00 PM
Tee hee hee hee hee!
I so posted the lock changing bit in response to Mookie, but then you popped up with that, Visc, and it worked, and damnit if we're not having each others' babies for a reason!
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vertical bob 26,707 13
08/02/2002 11:01 PM
This thread isn't nearly as funny as the pee bars led me to think it would be.
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Callie Mollari 14,455 13
08/02/2002 11:02 PM
<action>mails Sexy her spare tripod
Use it wisely, young grasshopper!
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ElDiablo 431 11
08/02/2002 11:04 PM
You can run.... btu you can't hide.
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Missus Peec0ck 12,287 12
08/02/2002 11:04 PM
I am insecure, Mistress Callie.
Will you show me how?
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Callie Mollari 14,455 13
08/02/2002 11:05 PM
<action> pulls Sexy into the spare room with her and closes the lock
But of course!
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Stormtrooper in Drag 17,582 13
08/02/2002 11:06 PM
The pee bars serve the purpose of frustrating those who cannot enter, so we can therefore say "Nyah nyah nyah!" There is great comedy in the belittlement of others.
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Callie Mollari 14,455 13
08/02/2002 11:06 PM
<action> checks her diet Barq's to make sure no one slipped some booze in there.
Closes the lock? Where did that come from?
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onion 12,319 12
08/02/2002 11:07 PM
someone give me five bucks.
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Missus Peec0ck 12,287 12
08/02/2002 11:07 PM
Your mind was obviously other places, Callie.
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Callie Mollari 14,455 13
08/02/2002 11:08 PM
Now where am I supposed to find five male deer at this time of night?
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Missus Peec0ck 12,287 12
08/02/2002 11:08 PM
I don't have five bucks.
But I'll be more than happy to give you five BUTTS from me ma's ashtray.
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Callie Mollari 14,455 13
08/02/2002 11:10 PM
<action> imagines Onion following us around town on a bike hollering, "I want my five dollars!"
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Missus Peec0ck 12,287 12
08/02/2002 11:11 PM
I am inexplicably struck with the urge to watch Better Off Dead, starring the wonderful (and young) John Cusak.
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Hi, my name is: Chickens 286,208 61
08/02/2002 11:12 PM
Well, getting in this thread was certainly an anti-climax. But at least my paranoia level can settle back down. At first I thought, "Oh great, now I can be banned from specific threads."
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Hi, my name is: Chickens 286,208 61
08/02/2002 11:13 PM
But I give you all clickies for geeking in.
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Callie Mollari 14,455 13
08/02/2002 11:15 PM
I have "Better Off Dead" on order in DVD format. It was supposed to have come out two weeks ago.
"I want my DVD!"
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vertical bob 26,707 13
08/02/2002 11:27 PM
I see, Mookie. It is the zen of funny.
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onion 12,319 12
08/02/2002 11:46 PM
never mind.
i had a full "buy ten burritos, get one FREE!" card.
so i got a free one.
and a free drink cuz the beans wasn't done yet!
aHURRRRRRR!
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The Dirty Nun 156,785 17
08/03/2002 12:01 AM
Ok. Now I have a headache.
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onion 12,319 12
08/03/2002 12:11 AM
gee, i got into this thread using "who's on GAB".
i win. i took the simplest approach.
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Missus Peec0ck 12,287 12
08/03/2002 12:15 AM
See, Trae?
Did you see up there?!
Mookie has this stalker thing refined to the point where he can get to all the places you're going before you do, and get prime hiding spots for all his stalking needs!
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and sockk said no 4,060 0
08/03/2002 12:16 AM
added one to the previous thread's url like cube did. then i added it to my favorites folder.
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and sockk said no 4,060 0
08/03/2002 12:17 AM
david lee roth was great in better off dead as the voice of that dancing hamburger. his best role to date.
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Stormtrooper in Drag 17,582 13
08/03/2002 12:21 AM
<action>finishes installing the X10 cams in the showers.</action>Why would sexhead say that, I wonder?
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Dirk Lately 14,001 13
08/03/2002 12:58 AM
<action> posts
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Missus Peec0ck 12,287 12
08/03/2002 01:01 AM
<action>Emilys
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Dr. Funkenstein 537 11
08/03/2002 01:20 AM
What a circle jerk.
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Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
08/03/2002 01:22 AM
I looked at the bars, and I can't figure out what is so funny.
Can we start making fun of retards?
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Missus Peec0ck 12,287 12
08/03/2002 01:29 AM
Can we start making fun of retards?
Fronzel walks into a bar.
HA! The retard walked INTO a BAR! That must have hurt!
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Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
08/03/2002 01:50 AM
I don't get it. The bar isn't a retard.
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Dr. Funkenstein 537 11
08/03/2002 01:58 AM
Maybe it was a FU BAR.
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ihaveangst 122 10
08/03/2002 02:14 AM
you damn elitists you cant keep the teenaged angst ridden hordes out for long!Q!!
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Disabuser 3,439 11
08/03/2002 02:23 AM
<action>sneaks past the doorman, looks around, and wanders back out.</action>
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Elf 303 12
08/03/2002 02:27 AM
Actually, I took the simplest approach to getting in here.
I asked.
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Fizzgig 2,531 11
08/03/2002 02:28 AM
So, where are my Frost-ing clicks then?
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Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
08/03/2002 02:32 AM
You oughta post something funny first.
Only Hargrave gets clicks without being funny.
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Fizzgig 2,531 11
08/03/2002 02:35 AM
I haven't read anything funny in this thread.
I figured it was a clickie for the least funny type thing.
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brother bill 1,905 13
08/03/2002 02:46 AM
something funny.
Do I win?
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12 votes
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Irradiated Scrotum Soldier in Bonky's Service 0 0
08/03/2002 03:01 AM
That's because I mistook them for a wad of ABC gum and decided to have a nibble.
Your balls taste like shoe leather.
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16 votes
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daggylass 86,684 14
08/03/2002 03:39 AM
You're all hiding from me, aren't you!
is it because I'm foreign?
is it because I'm different?
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14 votes
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Barking Pumpkin 19,242 12
08/03/2002 04:25 AM
Speaking of Better Off Dead, I saw a guy at the bar that looked exactly like Lane Meyer. I wanted to run up to him and scream, "I want my two dollars!"
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Dead Robot 67,630 16
08/03/2002 04:25 AM
"When the train screeched into Rector Street she fell on me just as I was inhailing, open mouthed. Her bearded armpit sunk into my mouth; it tasted like Big Mac."
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14 votes
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Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
08/03/2002 09:42 AM
<action>Invades the hidden thread; looks around; decides it's not worth hiding.
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Capricious Nefarious Jones 78,550 13
08/03/2002 09:52 AM
Hey, it looks as though everyone who posted in here yesterday got half a pee tube.
I want my half a pee tube!
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14 votes
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Stinky 7,952 12
08/03/2002 02:45 PM
This is the place where the unfunny characters get clickies. The secret is out.
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14 votes
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Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
08/03/2002 02:57 PM
Not true. I don't see any posts from Moon or Kenshin.
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13 votes
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Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
08/03/2002 05:02 PM
Make unfunny posts, drop it's ranking.
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14 votes
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Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
08/03/2002 05:41 PM
Dropping ...
Dropping .....
Dropping ....
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12 votes
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Error 404: Leppy Not Found 12,056 12
08/06/2002 05:19 PM
Well, I wasn't here for this last weekend, but dammit, I wish I had been so L33T
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12 votes
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Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
08/06/2002 08:11 PM
Dropping dropping dropping
Get that funniness dropping
Dropping like the plopping
Of turds into the bowl!
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10 votes
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Dirk Lately 14,001 13
08/06/2002 08:51 PM
This thread has really not been worth the hype.
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Pug and the Elf in his Head 593 10
08/07/2002 12:29 AM
I finally get in here, like a week later, and it wasn't even remotely funny.
And I'm prolly too late to get any clickies.
It's so pathetic it'd almost be funny if this thread didn't suck and potential funny out of evrything that passes through it...I think it's cursed.
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10 votes
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Reek Stankleberry 3,653 12
08/07/2002 10:22 AM
Wow, Sperel styled post. Nice.
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Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
08/07/2002 10:25 AM
In the old days of Gab the only way to get into a thread like this was to "View Source" on the main page to find the thread URL.
You kids today have it so easy what with your "funniest posts" and your "who's on Gab" and glaven.
Also, last I checked the secret Zug page was still there.
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10 votes
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Hi, my name is: Chickens 286,208 61
08/07/2002 10:26 AM
Yeah, but the anticipation was great wasn't it. Made it worth the eventual let down.
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jellytot 3,504 11
08/07/2002 10:32 AM
Last one to post?
Thanks nuttles.
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10 votes
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Squeamish 38,986 14
08/07/2002 10:33 AM
>last I checked the secret Zug page was still there.
Yeah, but the nude photos on it are a little dated now.
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11 votes
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dr froglord 9,243 13
08/07/2002 10:36 AM
Screw the view source trick. I watched the thread get started last week and got the thread id by checking the next thread to start.
I have no life and remembered the thread number. Someone shoot me now.
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FreakOnIce 399 10
08/07/2002 01:21 PM
click
BANG!
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Dirk Lately 14,001 13
08/07/2002 02:33 PM
Heh. Cau Tau. That's the fraternity was in during college.
Cau Tau: Now More Conforming!
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Catty Cat Cat, Sniffing Your Spicy Brains! 12,287 12
08/07/2002 04:37 PM
<action>is confused</action>
You must have belonged to one messed-up fraternity, my friend. Methinks you got gypped. Or else, you didn't belong to a Greek fraternity.
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10 votes
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Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
08/07/2002 05:43 PM
Whattya mean they weren't a Greek Frat? They used olive oil for lube during their initiation rituals!
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11 votes
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Error 404: Leppy Not Found 12,056 12
08/07/2002 05:59 PM
<action>is a pledge of Tappa Kegga Dae and I Felta Thi
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Dead Freaks 2,863 12
08/26/2002 09:21 PM
I just have to.
And what I already tell my child.
"BECAUSE I SAID SO"
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Knobatron2k 14,139 11
12/03/2002 11:27 PM
Shakespeare, and I thaught hitting rock bottom would have made a louder noise.
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Declan McManus, Sweetheart of The Interweb 131,867 36
12/03/2002 11:32 PM
Present.
Yes, where is my damm present?
I will cheerfully accept gift certs from Amazon or Williams-Sonoma.
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jellytot 3,504 11
01/28/2003 05:53 AM
Nice to see this still works!
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salvage McBitch Bitch 28,986 12
02/12/2003 08:50 PM
Well poke my eyes out with a tallywacker and call me Roger this is a secret page of free clickies that I have long sought. Lost 16 porters, a big wheel of cheese and a pith helmet but it was worth it.
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virnomine 79,386 11
02/12/2003 08:54 PM
I'd be careful there sal, trixx might just poke your eyes out with a tallywhacker.
Oh, and with this many damn clicks, why isn't the funny rating higher?
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Mr. Gardenback 8,660 11
02/12/2003 08:55 PM
VALHALLA!
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Sleestack 30,342 13
02/12/2003 08:56 PM
Just figure it out, didya?
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10 votes
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virnomine 79,386 11
02/12/2003 08:57 PM
is this the famous secret zug page, or is it just a GAB thing?
I'll admit my dorkiness and confess I've never found the secret ZUG page...
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Sleestack 30,342 13
02/12/2003 08:58 PM
This is not the secret zug page. This is merely a thread generated by Sqeam-"I gotta poke things until they break"-ish.
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salvage McBitch Bitch 28,986 12
02/12/2003 08:59 PM
I will come here to hide and tear the wings off flies.
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virnomine 79,386 11
02/12/2003 09:02 PM
if I bookmark this thread, is that cheating? It's too much damn work otherwise...
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salvage McBitch Bitch 28,986 12
02/12/2003 09:10 PM
Not only is it cheating but Squeamish is instantly alerted, your IP address is tracked and Squeamish arrives at your door six hours later and sits on your face while eating an Excret-O Burito.
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virnomine 79,386 11
02/12/2003 09:16 PM
damn, I better delete it then...
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El Volante 10,315 10
02/12/2003 09:17 PM
How the hell did I get in here...
HEY LET ME OUT
I SEEM TO HAVE FALLEN DOWN A WELL
I'M BADLY BURNED... I NEED HELP.
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virnomine 79,386 11
02/12/2003 09:18 PM
<action>hands vol some anti-bacterial cream</action>
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salvage of the Elite 28,986 12
03/10/2003 09:48 PM
Ha! HA! i STUMBLE AGAIN ACROSS YOU THREAD OF MYSTERY. tHEY SAID i WAS MAD THEY DID! sAID i HAD MY CAPS LOCK KEY ON THEY DID! dIDN'T EXIST THEY SAID. tHEY LIE!
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Squeamish 38,986 14
03/10/2003 10:47 PM
I wonder if the noobs will find it.
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Orbit 14,139 11
03/11/2003 12:10 AM
I found it ages ago, when there was still a funniest of all time *sniff*
but didnt post in it becuase of my loathing of free clicke threads.
But.. if you have any love that you just cant contain clickes for the imaginitve use of the tab key would be appreciated.
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Feeble, Iraqi Weapons Inspector #27 32,400 15
03/11/2003 12:52 AM
I wonder how many people know the secret decoder ring of viewing the page source?
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Orbit 14,139 11
03/11/2003 03:37 AM
Like this ring?
yes, I think alot of people know about viewing scource, but guess which way's quicker?
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You may remember me from such films as ZUG 4,643 11
03/11/2003 10:51 AM
Ooh, hey, look at this, I'm in the thread. You really think you could defeat me with your AHHHHHH!!!
falls into n00b secret thread trap
Ah well hey there Vol. Snapped bones a-plenty. Mind if I knaw on your leg?
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salvage of the Elite 28,986 12
03/11/2003 10:52 AM
Now you must fight to the death, winner eats loser.
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SheCabbage 5,200 13
03/11/2003 10:54 AM
This is just silly.
Of course, that didn't stop me from viewing source to get to it.
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Miss Trixxie(Amateur Physiologist )LeMay 65,021 15
03/11/2003 11:15 AM
He sent me the Thread ID SheCab, Squeem isn't as fat or mean in real life as he is on GAB
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SheCabbage 5,200 13
03/11/2003 11:19 AM
That is very nice of him! Squeamish is a closet softie, I just knew it.
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Feeble, possessed by the demon Chackens 32,400 15
04/13/2003 11:33 AM
I am going to have to write down "thread #23810" so that I won't have to view source every time someone resurrects this thing.
Either that, or stop reading it.
But if I did that, I know you guys would talk about me!
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5 votes
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The Supreme Empress Trixxie Moon LeMay 65,021 15
04/13/2003 06:33 PM
Balls, Balls, My Kingdom for a low hanging, hairy set of hot sweaty balls!
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Livewire 78,229 13
05/01/2003 09:14 PM
I was sick with nausea all last week because I'm allergic to the discount underarm deodorant I bought.
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Squeamish 38,986 14
05/21/2003 01:03 PM
I bet he's lost the number, let's all talk about Feeble now.
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El Volante 10,315 10
05/21/2003 01:08 PM
Shakespeare, Feelbe is so old, if he tries to remember where he wrote the number down, he's gonna forget who he is.
Also, this thread ought to foil some of our current crop of Carrollcicles.
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SheCabbage 5,200 13
05/21/2003 01:26 PM
Feeble Feeble Feeble
I made you out of clay
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The Monkey! 23,705 11
05/21/2003 01:51 PM
<action>walks around sees pee bars exploding</action>
wow is this gab heaven?
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El Volante 10,315 10
05/21/2003 01:58 PM
Well... it just turned to gab hell you Froster.
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The Monkey! 23,705 11
05/21/2003 02:01 PM
<ACTION>TRANSFORMS INTO SATAN</action>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AND NOW YOUR MY BITCH YOU PIECE OF Shakespeare!!!!!!!
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BertieWooster 73 10
05/21/2003 02:28 PM
What ho!
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Mechanic 56,744 18
05/21/2003 07:24 PM
So this is the Mt Olympus of GaB. With each day I learn more and The Mechanic grows stronger. Soon I will be as wise and powerful as the evil Lord Vol.
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Livewire, the Canadian Information Minister 78,229 13
05/22/2003 12:02 AM
It's just fun to keep this thread active because you KNOW there's at least 3 or 4 people who have no idea how to get in and just keep clicking and clicking where the title should be. What's really sad is that I can locate the thread by typing in the URL manually, from memory.
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Stormtrooper in Drag 17,582 13
05/23/2003 06:52 PM
secret message 43108
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Jacobpants 13,437 11
05/23/2003 07:31 PM
I figured it out!!! all by myself, im sooo proud!
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Alpha Maelstrom (click name for disclaimer) 5,097 15
05/23/2003 07:36 PM
I've refused to post here for the longest time, since the elitest crap always annoyed me, but I can't resist now, I want to annoy the noobs who've gotten in, by pointing out that they still haven't found the secret page with the nude pictures.
I'd also like to take this time to point out that the important people on the site have never posted to this thread (Hargrave, Phuc, CS when he was still here, and such). Just something to knock the wind out of a few people's sails.
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Alpha Maelstrom (click name for disclaimer) 5,097 15
05/23/2003 07:38 PM
Oh yeah, I wanted to say this too, just take the spaces out, and flip off hargrave for the character limit filter.
0100110000110011001100110011011101101110 0011001100110101001101010010110000100000 01000110011011110011000000100001
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Mechanic 56,744 18
05/23/2003 09:00 PM
<action>peaks head in, looks around and leaves</action>
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<i><i></i></i> 14,139 11
05/25/2003 12:28 AM
Its a pity it dosent work so well with names.
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Mr. Gardenback 8,660 11
05/25/2003 12:35 AM
Heh, check the sidebar.
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<i><i></i></i> 14,139 11
05/25/2003 12:41 AM
Sweet!
Fluro: Doubbling n00b frustration since this post!
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Chi-Chi Fellipe 161,353 14
05/25/2003 02:09 AM
Jacobpants figured out this thread. It is now dead. Officially.
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Daggy 86,684 14
05/25/2003 02:24 AM
I hate this thread. H8
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Jacobpants 13,437 11
05/25/2003 12:44 PM
Hey Im smart!!!!
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Frogpop 173,148 25
06/13/2003 03:14 AM
I can't believe JJubs beat me here.. 3 times, no less.. oh, for shame.
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Livewire, tardbot B-4 78,229 13
07/12/2003 04:53 PM
Made you look.
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danny_boy 2,210 10
07/13/2003 12:43 AM
Easy to get here, but still wondering how to start a thread like this...
YOU sir, are my daddy.
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Beeblebrox 31,599 13
07/13/2003 12:47 AM
Thanks for the help Frogpop.
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Beeblebrox 31,599 13
07/13/2003 12:49 AM
I have MADE IT!
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Frogpop 173,148 25
07/13/2003 12:50 AM
I'm on disk. Are you on disk?
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Beeblebrox 31,599 13
07/13/2003 12:52 AM
I fdisked. THAT is the trick to getting here.
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Frogpop 173,148 25
07/13/2003 01:33 AM
Just close the door before you let the rabids in.
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Cueball 19,242 12
07/13/2003 11:18 AM
Yeah, whatever.
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Spicey McHaggis 117,695 36
07/13/2003 11:22 AM
Cueball just emptied the moat! Ready the boiling oil for the coming rabid hordes!
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Jaggylioness 11,895 13
07/13/2003 11:53 AM
Yay! So, do I have to SYMT to be in the secret club?
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Spicey McHaggis 117,695 36
07/13/2003 12:02 PM
Yes.
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Jaggylioness 11,895 13
07/13/2003 12:08 PM
Here.
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Jaggylioness 11,895 13
07/13/2003 08:52 PM
You know you like it. All those wee tit claws... dominatrix titties!
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6 votes
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Hot Buttered Stoat 9,077 10
07/13/2003 09:05 PM
Rather see some real titties...
Call me gay, but I find it hard to wank to images of bluetits...
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Froodle 226 9
07/13/2003 09:46 PM
Gimme my damn clickies!!
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Fluro 14,139 11
07/13/2003 09:47 PM
No
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Froodle 226 9
07/13/2003 10:22 PM
yeah, you're probably right. I don't know what came over me! sorry!
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Froodle 226 9
07/14/2003 01:46 AM
Here you go for not giving me any clickies...
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ringworm 68,315 13
07/14/2003 01:53 AM
wonder how far she could launch that w/ a good fart behind it.
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Fluro 14,139 11
07/14/2003 04:55 AM
She has nothing on goatse.
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Jaggylioness 11,895 13
07/14/2003 06:08 AM
Not going to look, not going to...
That is disgusting.
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RabidChickens 286,208 61
07/14/2003 11:26 AM
Trixie, how could you?!!
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Trae 156,785 17
07/14/2003 11:47 AM
BOOOYAH!
Oh, I think I already posted in the "cool kids" thread. At least this used to be the cool kids thread.
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Virnomine the Haberdasher 79,386 11
07/14/2003 11:56 AM
all the challenge is gone now. hell even jacobpants posted in here, this thread is over.
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MongoLloyd 48,662 14
07/14/2003 11:58 AM
Wow.
This thread is not as funny as I was hoping.
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RabidChickens 286,208 61
07/14/2003 01:27 PM
We removed the funny posts once the noobs found the backdoor. And yes, by backdoor I mean Trixie.
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Frogpop 173,148 25
07/14/2003 02:17 PM
I am so out of here..
This place is gonna get uglier than a front page Capcon.
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Trixxie 65,021 15
07/14/2003 03:13 PM
Oh no you didn't. Bitch I will scratch you eyes out for that.
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Trae 156,785 17
07/14/2003 03:19 PM
Chicken Fight!!! Er... I mean CAT fight!
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RabidChickens 286,208 61
07/14/2003 03:29 PM
We three were beautiful together in our moment in the sun.
Then Trix had to out shine us all with that damnned little black dress.
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Trae 156,785 17
07/14/2003 03:31 PM
Can't we all just kiss and make up? C'mon! We were like a reverse Three's Company!
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D.B. Cooper 1,800 12
07/14/2003 03:43 PM
oops... wrong number.
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Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
07/14/2003 04:12 PM
<action> has no idea what to say.
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Hot Buttered Stoat 9,077 10
07/14/2003 06:05 PM
Try: "God damn Stoat, your peener is huge!" on for size....?
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9 votes
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Frogpop 173,148 25
07/23/2003 02:30 AM
I have come here to hide from the attack of the Negaclicking Clovis Clones.
Don't let them know I'm here..
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10 votes
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Livewire, Iron Chef Canadian 78,229 13
07/23/2003 03:35 AM
It's the Gab underground railroad.
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Jaggylioness 11,895 13
07/23/2003 05:09 AM
Damn, I hope John doesn't just cancel any clickies given today, I've gained a fair few ottos.
John will make it all better again, wont he?
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7 votes
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Hot Basted Stoat 9,077 10
07/23/2003 07:32 AM
We should have a maha amnesty once the douche has been banned...
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ringworm 68,315 13
08/01/2003 04:42 AM
ha ha; made you look, sucker.
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7 votes
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Frogpop 173,148 25
08/01/2003 04:46 AM
No you didn't, I was, uh.. coming in here anyway. Loser.
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tlaxcatl 1,423 10
08/01/2003 05:14 AM
woah, its like a secret society...
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Sir Quentin Stoatford-Smythe 9,077 10
08/01/2003 05:38 AM
Yeah - we all wear pointy hats and womens underwear and chant health and safety regulations. Wanna join in?
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6 votes
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Frogpopsandwiches! 173,148 25
08/20/2003 02:26 AM
Tonianne is a poo head. And not like the funny kind, just the really smelly kind.
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danny_boy 2,210 10
08/20/2003 03:18 AM
I agree. I have no idea why (s)he is even here. What a poo-head.
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Livewire 78,229 13
08/20/2003 03:33 AM
Lieutenant Livewire of la resistance reporting for duty!
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Daggy 86,684 14
08/20/2003 03:40 AM
I hate this thread but whenever it comes up I feel compelled to post, just to prove that I'm not dumb!
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6 votes
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Frogpopsandwiches! 173,148 25
08/20/2003 06:30 AM
Don't worry Daggy, you're in with the in crowd.
The name of the place is "I Like it Like That!"
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Trixxie 65,021 15
08/20/2003 09:23 AM
Tonnianne was sent here by HoB for them to prove once again how superior to us they is. I think we should all be really loving and respectfull to her to piss them off.
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6 votes
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Compulsive Lying Stoat 9,077 10
08/20/2003 10:17 AM
You're still an active member of HoB aren't you Trixx?
If you don't mind me asking, why?
If you do mind me asking, then tough Shakespeare, no blowie for you.
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9 votes
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El Stoaty 9,077 10
10/07/2003 08:26 AM
So.... thought you could slip away into the ether, did you Mr Secret Thread?
BLAM!
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Spicey McHaggis 117,695 36
10/07/2003 09:11 AM
You're an evil, evil stoat.
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9 votes
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Livewire 78,229 13
10/07/2003 08:28 PM
"23810," he said without hesitation.
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Spicey McHaggis 117,695 36
10/07/2003 08:41 PM
Is that Squeamish's zip code?
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Jaggylioness 11,895 13
10/08/2003 12:56 AM
Make it stop, for the love of Gollum, make it stop...
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Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
10/08/2003 01:09 AM
Yeah retard......
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Kareno_The_Awesome 1,253 9
10/08/2003 01:22 AM
LOOK! I made it!
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Mr.Glass' Deflated Ego 25,340 11
10/08/2003 01:26 AM
<action>sighs</action>
Good times.
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Frogpop in a box 173,148 25
10/08/2003 01:27 AM
yeah, you and all teh othar winnars.
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Kareno_The_Awesome 1,253 9
10/08/2003 01:28 AM
wow, I can barely contain my excitement... *yawn*
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Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
10/08/2003 01:29 AM
Shut up Marlena...
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Mr.Glass' Deflated Ego 25,340 11
10/08/2003 01:29 AM
You're not excited enough! GET OUT! I cast thee out pit-fiend!
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Kareno_The_Awesome 1,253 9
10/08/2003 01:44 AM
*sniffle*
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PuggyD 48,304 12
10/08/2003 01:50 AM
I totally forget the real way to get in this thread, but I just click on people's profiles and check their most recent posts, which sometimes lead me here.
Thanks Mr. Glass, but now you have outlived your usefullness and I'm afraid you must die!
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Frogpop in a box 173,148 25
10/08/2003 01:55 AM
No Mr Glass, I expect you to die!
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Frogpop in a box 173,148 25
10/08/2003 01:56 AM
aren't you in a film class Puggy?
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Kareno_The_Awesome 1,253 9
10/08/2003 01:57 AM
Ya know, I rarely expect anyone to die. Maybe that's why I'm so shocked when they do.
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Mr.Glass' Deflated Ego 25,340 11
10/08/2003 01:57 AM
<action>boards his massive zepplin of evil</action>
Jolly good show my dear fellow, but I'm afraid my death will have to wait. For you see... I can run... and I can FLY!
NYA AH AHHH!!
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Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
10/08/2003 01:58 AM
He's in a phlegm class all his own....
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PuggyD 48,304 12
10/08/2003 01:58 AM
Don't make me whip out my massive zeppelin of evil detonator of evil.
Patent pending.
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Frogpop in a box 173,148 25
10/08/2003 02:27 AM
Keep pending.. it ain't that massive.
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El Stoaty 9,077 10
10/08/2003 05:43 AM
Well you homos keep replying to it and bumping it up...
I bet you all secretly LOVE me for bumping it!!! Dun ya!
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jellytot 3,504 11
10/08/2003 06:50 AM
Heh, we should keep this one on the top just to wind up the n00bs.
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Murph 34 9
10/08/2003 11:43 AM
I have found the deepest secret in life.
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10 votes
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The Beautiful Lady Trixxie 65,021 15
10/08/2003 11:45 AM
You're still an active member of HoB aren't you Trixx?
If you don't mind me asking, why?
If you do mind me asking, then tough Shakespeare, no blowie for you.
No I don't mind you asking. I post here more than there. There are people I miss there, this place is about jokes, that place is about debate, I don't like the way they bash this site though. Oh and about the offer to blow you, thanks, but no thanks, I have some dental floss already.
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Mad Caddie 81 9
10/08/2003 12:27 PM
You're all flakey...
in a good kind of way
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Chili McChillChill 8,880 12
10/08/2003 12:35 PM
God, I hate this thread.
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PuggyD 48,304 12
10/08/2003 12:57 PM
Thread, I hate this God...
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El Stoat, the furry lover 9,077 10
10/08/2003 05:53 PM
Oh and about the offer to blow you, thanks, but no thanks, I have some dental floss already.
Yeah but is it an off green colour and does it spurt small qantities of milky fluid? HUH?
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7 votes
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Governor Chickenator 286,208 61
10/08/2003 06:02 PM
There goes the neaghborhood.
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Danny_Boy 2,210 10
10/08/2003 06:59 PM
255th to post!
If Zug is 8 Bit, then I don't know what's going to happen next!
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7 votes
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ringwerm 68,315 13
10/09/2003 07:35 PM
can one edit their profile from zug at work and detach their icon, or have i done magic?
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Hammerhead 59,399 14
10/27/2003 04:05 PM
sal's thread title made me want to ressurect this thread
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Hammerhead 59,399 14
10/27/2003 11:41 PM
and again, only because people are bitching about the 1 thread
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7 votes
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Beeblebr0x, New & Improved 31,599 13
10/27/2003 11:43 PM
Hammerhead, you suck.
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Hammerhead 59,399 14
10/27/2003 11:44 PM
I think the super secret thread is a riot.
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6 votes
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NeepNeep 35,066 15
10/27/2003 11:59 PM
<action>is really Jaggy</action>
This thread used to be fun.
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7 votes
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Hammerhead 59,399 14
10/28/2003 12:01 AM
Now it's fun, because blackhole wants in...
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7 votes
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This Space For Sale 1,684 14
10/28/2003 12:10 AM
hehe. I may be stupid but i am not an idiot
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Ginny 2,238 9
10/28/2003 12:10 AM
Is this the corner where I cry quietly?
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7 votes
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Beeblebr0x, New & Improved 31,599 13
10/28/2003 12:10 AM
I'm still waiting for you to prove it.
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This Space For Sale 1,684 14
10/28/2003 12:12 AM
I thought Jay would have been a better coder than to leave it in the open, but o well.
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9 votes
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Spicey McHaggis 117,695 36
10/28/2003 12:18 AM
Got to do with it?
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7 votes
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Ducky 10,666 13
10/28/2003 12:18 AM
If they only knew how ridiculously easy it is to find this thread
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6 votes
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Ginny 2,238 9
10/28/2003 12:19 AM
Well I'm not gonna dress like Tina Turner and call Jay a secondhand emotion.
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7 votes
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Ginny 2,238 9
10/28/2003 12:24 AM
Am I a thread killer?
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This Space For Sale 1,684 14
10/28/2003 12:26 AM
murderer, acctually, but whose maimed?
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6 votes
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Ginny 2,238 9
10/28/2003 12:30 AM
<action>bows head in shame</action>I'm sorry. You may commence with the spankings.
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7 votes
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Jaggy son of Daggy of the Shire 11,895 13
10/28/2003 12:32 AM
This thread was already slaughtered.
SLAUGHTERED!
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6 votes
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Ginny 2,238 9
10/28/2003 12:33 AM
Does this mean I'm not getting any spankings?
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Bullwinkle J. Moose 14,139 11
10/28/2003 12:37 AM
She did before, but it was an experiance I would be happy not to repeat.
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Ginny 2,238 9
10/28/2003 12:37 AM
OK, OK. My teats are here.
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7 votes
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Hammerhead 59,399 14
10/28/2003 12:42 AM
At least that was better than Granny Saggy McNasty earlier...
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7 votes
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Ginny 2,238 9
10/28/2003 12:47 AM
Yeah, I felt bad after I posted that.
I should have at least worn some pretty panties.
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7 votes
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Livewire 78,229 13
10/28/2003 01:47 AM
What brand of wrinkle cream do you use? You could make serious cash as their spokesperson.
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6 votes
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Ginny 2,238 9
10/28/2003 01:58 AM
Um...the cream was suppoed to take the wrinkles away.
Oil of Olay shall be sued.
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6 votes
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The Swamp Witch 65,021 15
10/28/2003 09:14 AM
This is not the secret page, this is something Squeamish did a long time ago.
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7 votes
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Spicey McHaggis 117,695 36
10/28/2003 09:18 AM
Yeah, if this was the secret page, that would be a huge let down.
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8 votes
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This Space For Sale 1,684 14
11/01/2003 11:50 PM
WTF?! Goatse.cx is so cheap as to not have there own server *mutters* reverse lookup the ip and i get some Frosted up site, not goatse.cx
</pissed off>
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ringworm 68,315 13
11/01/2003 11:58 PM
well, it isn't as though it's amazon.com or anything. hell, it's not even zug.com.
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This Space For Sale 1,684 14
11/02/2003 12:01 AM
But...but...but... it gets so damn much traffic.
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HighSoci 30,066 18
11/02/2003 12:08 AM
wow... all the anticipation of getting in this thread and nothing. this my friends is the sort of thing that makes one piss in your beer
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8 votes
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HighSoci 30,066 18
11/10/2003 05:29 PM
bump
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DemoMonkey 166,252 10
11/10/2003 05:41 PM
Grind.
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HighSoci 30,066 18
11/10/2003 05:44 PM
hump
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Fratberry 282,300 53
11/10/2003 05:45 PM
Insert incoherent miscellaneous nonsensical rambling here.
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studio 2,001 10
11/10/2003 05:56 PM
Well, I did it. I got rid of my suckness. I am cool now trust me.
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7 votes
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Blackhole The Hypnotist 1,684 14
11/10/2003 06:12 PM
nope.... still suck
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studio 2,001 10
11/10/2003 06:28 PM
DAMN THOSE ALTOIDS!
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Lucifer 5,260 10
11/10/2003 09:32 PM
ahhhh...Now.... I am truly....A GODDD!!!
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8 votes
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Fratberry 282,300 53
11/10/2003 09:50 PM
See, now we should all give each other mass quantities of clickies.
Pee tubes full!!!
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7 votes
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Pubah, Tightpants 56,744 18
11/10/2003 10:06 PM
<action>Walks in and looks around</action>
There goes the neighborhood!
*Leaves*
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7 votes
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Pr0n 1,722 11
11/11/2003 01:21 AM
*scrolls up*
*scrolls down*
wheee! the pee's being sucked from this thread in realtime as i watch in horror!
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5 votes
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ShortBus 58 9
11/11/2003 01:37 AM
<action>Hangs head and walks back out</action> I'll never feel clean again...
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Ginny 2,238 9
11/11/2003 02:17 AM
Feeling "not-so-fresh"? A little vinigar & water up the pooter works every time.
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Fratberry 282,300 53
11/13/2003 01:03 AM
'xcuse me while I whip this out.
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ringworm 68,315 13
11/13/2003 02:53 AM
soon, i hope.
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studio 2,001 10
11/14/2003 03:02 PM
Just thought I'd bump this for no reason whatsoeverintheworld.
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ringworm 68,315 13
11/14/2003 03:03 PM
congratulations. you're a Frost-ing idiot.
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studio 2,001 10
11/14/2003 03:27 PM
Did we get up on the wrong side of the coffin ringworm? Or are you always a frosting coleridge?
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5 votes
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ringworm 68,315 13
11/14/2003 03:35 PM
the answer is yes.
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studio 2,001 10
11/14/2003 03:36 PM
Ah, just curious.
Me too.
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5 votes
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The Swamp Witch 65,021 15
11/14/2003 03:38 PM
Feeling "not-so-fresh"? A little vinigar & water up the pooter works every time.
Don't do it, it's a trick, burns like a mother-Froster.
Vaginas must be armoured in cast iron.
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5 votes
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Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
11/14/2003 03:55 PM
Fleet.
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Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
11/14/2003 03:56 PM
...until you gargle.
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5 votes
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Thread Killer v2.0 15,434 11
11/14/2003 04:23 PM
does this make me an attention whore noob trying to prove my stupid ass wannabe skillz -
am i a part of of the IN crowd now...
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studio 2,001 10
11/14/2003 04:25 PM
No, that's just ringworm.
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Chance 171,270 14
11/14/2003 04:25 PM
<action> sees she's missing nothing </action>
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Lucifer 5,260 10
11/14/2003 04:47 PM
<action>pointing</action> Hey look! Studio is super secret stupid in here!
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Hammerhead 59,399 14
11/14/2003 04:53 PM
Since when is ringworm a no0b? El stupido, you need to be drawn and quartered, you Frost-ing ass pirate.
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5 votes
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Chance 171,270 14
11/14/2003 05:10 PM
Yeah if Studio just stayed in this thread............. oh nevermind he'd find his way out
He is teh clever man!
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6 votes
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Lucifer 5,260 10
11/14/2003 05:20 PM
If only we could code a supersecret thread that would launch a denial of service attack against Studio...
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Aimless 54,807 10
11/14/2003 05:57 PM
<action>pops her head into thread just to be one of the "cool" kids
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Fratberry 282,300 53
11/15/2003 02:25 AM
Damn this infernal thread.
Damn it to hell!
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6 votes
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Zorboff 1,592 11
11/15/2003 02:34 AM
It should die already!
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heywoodjablowme 70 9
11/18/2003 01:31 AM
Buhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
ha!
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10 votes
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Fratberry 282,300 53
12/06/2003 12:12 AM
All right!
Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that ya used to.
I look funny,
but yo I'm makin' money, see
so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
and my sound's laid down by the Underground.
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
and just like Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
and I even got my own dance
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8 votes
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Fratberry 282,300 53
12/06/2003 12:13 AM
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
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Fratberry 282,300 53
12/06/2003 12:13 AM
People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
that's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
but ya can't get near me
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the girls they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,
both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write.
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
and now I'm gonna do my dance.
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
It's real easy to do--check it out
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, shakin' ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump.
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Fratberry 282,300 53
12/06/2003 12:14 AM
Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Let's get stoopid!
Oh, yeah, come on and break it down
Outro:
Once again, the Underground is in the house
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world,
keep on doin' the Humpty Dance,
and to the ladies,
peace and humptiness forever
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BobJohnson and his vorpal sword 178,045 22
12/06/2003 12:20 AM
Look: If everyone has to keep bumping an invisible thread, bump my invisible thread.
Or, if you hate me, bumpe pee'n spin's invisible thread.
But this one is boring now.
Thank you. That is all. Carry on.
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7 votes
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Aimless, Professional man-hater 54,807 10
12/06/2003 12:22 AM
<action>switches to Bob's leg
AHHHhhhhhhh
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8 votes
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Frogpop 173,148 25
12/06/2003 12:27 AM
I know, she'd be out of control!
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Fratberry 282,300 53
12/06/2003 12:30 AM
Bob,
Show us your thread and w'ell bump it.
Never have I asked that of another man.
And I hope I never shall again.
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9 votes
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Fratberry 282,300 53
12/06/2003 12:33 AM
Great googly moogly, I found it myself. I am teh smart.
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8 votes
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Fratberry 282,300 53
12/06/2003 12:37 AM
Aimless, get back over here. I still have the other leg and I'm all uneven now.
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6 votes
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BobJohnson and his vorpal sword 178,045 22
12/06/2003 12:43 AM
No. I don't need you anymore. Jannie bumped my thread.
I'm debating bumping pee'n spin's thread though. Then there'd be three secret threads on the main page simultaneously.
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9 votes
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Fratberry 282,300 53
12/06/2003 12:59 AM
One word:
Doit.
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9 votes
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Fratberry 282,300 53
12/06/2003 01:14 AM
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HighSoci 30,066 18
12/08/2003 12:11 AM
*yawn*
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Whistler 185,800 44
12/08/2003 01:01 AM
So this is the secret thread? Feh.
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6 votes
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Peccavi 2,263 10
12/08/2003 01:46 AM
If you scroll down this page fast enough, it is like watching an animation of a pee tube draining.
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6 votes
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Fluro, and his Pork Swoard 14,139 11
12/08/2003 01:49 AM
Mine Hoftercraft iz full ofh eels!
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the scotsman 74 9
12/20/2003 08:09 PM
yet another GAB thread that's like a bad SNL skit, it goes on and on anBLAM!!!
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Hammerhead 59,399 14
12/20/2003 08:10 PM
Find the third one and bump it too.
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5 votes
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Lila Will KICKBOX Your Ass! 78,550 13
12/20/2003 08:18 PM
Could we please let this go?
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Hammerhead 59,399 14
12/20/2003 08:20 PM
We're only doing it to annoy and frustrate Shawna.
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Lila Will KICKBOX Your Ass! 78,550 13
12/20/2003 08:21 PM
Why? She can't see what we're doing plus she won't last the week and then this will all be pointless.
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5 votes
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The Jew Who Saved Christmas 30,066 18
12/20/2003 09:10 PM
pointless and annoying to those that can get in actually more than those that can't
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El Stoat, the furry lover 9,077 10
12/29/2003 09:34 AM
I'm sweating like a suicide bomber stuck in traffic.
It's good to share.
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5 votes
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Hot Singapore Chow Fun Trixxie 65,021 15
02/13/2004 03:22 PM
Has anyone ever figured out how Squeamish did this?
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5 votes
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404: Punkin Not Found 3,585 11
02/13/2004 03:27 PM
When it says "thread name", you just don't type anything in.
And,
Will this thread never DIE?
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6 votes
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Fratberry 282,300 53
02/13/2004 03:28 PM
Yes.
But they never told me.
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5 votes
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Kellogg's Porn Flakes 3,943 11
02/13/2004 03:32 PM
Dear God,
Please let this thread die.
Love,
KPF
xoxoxo
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5 votes
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Charlton 250 10
02/13/2004 03:32 PM
>When it says "thread name", you just don't type anything in.
That doesn't work.
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6 votes
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Just Bunny 5,695 11
02/13/2004 03:37 PM
It's easy!
You just use those secret invisible pens and then in order to see the thread name, you just throw water on your monitor.
Hardy Har! You people don't know what you're missing out on!
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BobJohnson, Professor of Hilarity 178,045 22
02/13/2004 03:48 PM
I wish I was as cool as Squeamish.
My invisible thread gets no respect.
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5 votes
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Spicey McHaggis 117,695 36
02/13/2004 03:52 PM
He used < i >< i >< /i >< /i > without the spaces.
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6 votes
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Fratberry 282,300 53
02/13/2004 04:01 PM
I noticed that in the code. However, either there's something else to it or they've turned off the function to allow that because it doesn't work anymore. Goofy me tried it.
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Crazyballs 11,888 10
02/13/2004 04:12 PM
<action>walks into thread</action>
OW!
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Barefoot Chance 171,270 14
03/03/2004 04:22 PM
Tee Hee
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6 votes
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godot 15,434 11
03/03/2004 04:24 PM
YOU JUST STEPPED IN DOG Shakespeare!!!
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TableTopJane 173,954 15
03/03/2004 04:26 PM
Who exactly are you trying to confuse here Chance? And does this mean we can talk about people we don't like?
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Barefoot Chance 171,270 14
03/03/2004 04:27 PM
I'm sorry I didn't see you there.
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godot 15,434 11
03/03/2004 04:33 PM
You deserve a clickie for that.
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5 votes
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Barefoot Chance 171,270 14
03/03/2004 04:35 PM
thank you I love you too. Does this mean you'll be my valentine?
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godot 15,434 11
03/03/2004 04:38 PM
No. I don't like you - you'd steal my fries.
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6 votes
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TableTopJane 173,954 15
03/03/2004 04:40 PM
Chance, tell me you didn't bring this thread back just to hit on Godot.
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6 votes
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Barefoot Chance 171,270 14
03/03/2004 04:43 PM
You have discovered my evil plan....resurrect this thread, hit on Godot, and steal all of his french fries....Mwhahahaah
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5 votes
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Barefoot Chance 171,270 14
03/03/2004 04:45 PM
Oh and Godot if you don't give up the fries nicely I will have to use to violence.
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7 votes
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TableTopJane 173,954 15
03/03/2004 05:29 PM
I can try slipping something in his drink to knock him out. Might make it easier to grab them.
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11 votes
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DemoMonkey, a newbs best friend. Now in Pine! 166,252 10
03/03/2004 05:41 PM
I can try slipping something in his drink to knock him out.
I suggest ninjas. Silent and virtually odourless.
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6 votes
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godot 15,434 11
03/03/2004 05:43 PM
virtually odourless
except when the fried rice has too much egg...
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6 votes
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TableTopJane 173,954 15
03/03/2004 06:02 PM
Come again another day?
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studio 2,001 10
03/03/2004 06:09 PM
That reminds me of a joke. Why did the chicken cross half of the road?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
Ahthankyou.
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6 votes
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DemoMonkey, Newb Wrangler. 166,252 10
04/03/2004 08:33 PM
Maybe. Hard to say. Best to do both, just to be on the safe side.
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4 votes
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Bienvenidos a Lila 78,550 13
04/03/2004 09:11 PM
Heh - he said "hard".
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Soma 347 9
04/06/2004 12:38 AM
This thread is like a used qtip.
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7 votes
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Blackhole 1,684 14
04/06/2004 12:46 AM
"like a used qtip"
Always good for one more time?
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8 votes
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Soma 347 9
04/06/2004 12:52 AM
Its yellow at the tip but white as you look further along it.
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17 votes
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Dr. Crazyballs 11,888 10
04/06/2004 12:56 AM
Sounds like a wild weekend...
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The Mailman 176,302 56
04/06/2004 01:07 AM
All this research I've done to find the secret thread... and I find a discussion on QTips...
Time well spent !
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the flying nun 1,412 10
05/30/2004 09:43 PM
<action>posts</action>
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6 votes
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peter eater sucks 1,850 10
05/30/2004 10:09 PM
damn im special.
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6 votes
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shoelace414 10,080 13
05/31/2004 12:50 AM
No you're notyes you are
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Jaggylioness 11,895 13
06/28/2004 07:53 AM
I never wanted to resort to this.
WILD ORGY!!!
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El Presidente Stoat, your furry vote 9,077 10
06/28/2004 07:57 AM
You do reallise that 70% of this board are homosexual males over the age of 30, right?
That's why I'm here anyway...
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5 votes
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Diablas - tortilla tortillera 380 9
06/28/2004 08:22 AM
Hmm. I've seen this thread on the board before, but it's the first time I got it.
Wow. I don't know the real way either, I clicked on Stoaty's most recent posts!!
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Lila 78,550 13
06/28/2004 08:27 AM
That's pretty much the "real way" most of us find to get in here. Except me - who had the foresight to bookmark it.
Although now I'm wondering why.
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7 votes
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Nachos - Hardcore since...well, never really... 57,521 23
06/28/2004 08:28 AM
<action>uses his level 20 cleric powers to repel this post from beyond the grave...</action>
In the name of all that's holy...WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!
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7 votes
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El Presidente Stoat, your furry vote 9,077 10
06/28/2004 08:46 AM
That's it - blame me for this post! It was Jaggy I tells ya!
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6 votes
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Diablas - tortilla tortillera 380 9
06/28/2004 08:49 AM
But Stoaty, you're English, you can do no wrong. It's no bad thing I clicked on you, not Jaggy. You have shown me the way to the Secret Land.
Ooooh, sparkles.
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6 votes
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Dangeo 2,691 13
06/28/2004 08:53 AM
Why does this thread exist?
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6 votes
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El Presidente Stoat, your furry vote 9,077 10
06/28/2004 08:54 AM
I just saw this, and must reply:
Yeah, Stoaty has to pop in here every few weeks, be a dick, and then leave.
LET THIS THREAD DIE ALREADY!
Frost you BeebleTard!
I pop in here every day, be a dick and leave.
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6 votes
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Ditdah 123,102 14
06/28/2004 02:36 PM
Is THIS the sceret page John mentions in his intro to the site?
I'm a bit dissapointed...
I was hoping for nudity.
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10 votes
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Diablas - tortilla tortillera 380 9
08/17/2004 03:53 PM
Thread thread go away...
Come again another day?
Today is the day people . . .
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8 votes
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Ditdah 123,102 14
08/17/2004 03:58 PM
Dum da dum dum... DUMMM!!!!
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10 votes
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Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
08/17/2004 04:37 PM
It's a major award!
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superturkey-mustard is good 6,678 0
08/17/2004 04:43 PM
not really, if i can do it, anyone can.
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Gavvo 1,789 12
08/17/2004 04:44 PM
This is the dog whistle of posts, designed so only certain people will track down it's source...
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Errol lost teh funny 10,584 9
08/17/2004 04:50 PM
<action> farts </action>
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thegreatwent 564 9
08/17/2004 05:01 PM
this whistles too high pitched and unfunny. it hurts my ears.
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9 votes
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Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
08/17/2004 05:05 PM
Judging by the earlier posts in this thread, given enough time this one should earn me a full pee tube.
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8 votes
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SheCabbage 5,200 13
08/17/2004 06:03 PM
I SMELL YAMS!
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8 votes
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Dogs Akimbo 211,162 32
08/17/2004 06:19 PM
The guy at the door said that the secret handshake was me putting my hand down his pants?
Was that wrong?
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Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/17/2004 06:40 PM
Pee on me. I'm in.
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Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
08/17/2004 07:28 PM
Awww...now that someone gave up the secret, looks like the pee is all dried up...
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7 votes
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Crushing Black Oblivion 1,294 8
09/03/2004 03:44 PM
Torture this, ya fairy.
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10 votes
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NavyBoy 19,912 12
09/03/2004 03:53 PM
It's good for noobs when their heads explode.
Wait.. no, it's good for us..
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6 votes
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Gavvo 1,789 12
09/03/2004 03:53 PM
This again? They'll be spending the whole holiday weekend trying to figure this out...
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7 votes
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TTJane-full of painful convictions 173,954 15
09/03/2004 03:53 PM
<action>claps hands with glee</action>I love the "explode the n00bs" game!
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6 votes
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Oliver Chest 203,475 12
09/03/2004 03:58 PM
<action> runs around thread with his arms out....
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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7 votes
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Oliver Chest 203,475 12
09/03/2004 04:12 PM
You don't want me here? Fine. I'll leave.
Now how the Hell do you get outta here?
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Phla Mignon 131,060 34
09/03/2004 04:23 PM
Now how the Hell do you get outta here?
There's a Jimmy Hoffa joke here somewhere...
...but I can't find it.
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Oliver Chest 203,475 12
09/19/2004 09:31 PM
poo?
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Ditdah 123,102 14
03/25/2005 11:26 AM
Great - not this again.
This thread is like a bad hemmoriod that won't go away.
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Ditdah 123,102 14
03/25/2005 11:28 AM
Wow, I really spelled that wrong.
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Bankey 70,843 10
03/25/2005 11:29 AM
maybe it's an anal herpe.
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Handsome Pete 161,353 14
03/25/2005 11:30 AM
*sigh*
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7 votes
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The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
03/25/2005 11:31 AM
I feel like I need to prove myself everytime this thread comes up and get into it. It must be because of my small penis.
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Ditdah 123,102 14
03/25/2005 11:36 AM
I like that TTJ called you the pantless wonder up there. I think it's funny. I wish I could click it every time the thread showed up and it counted.
Chi-chi, I never understand your names.
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8 votes
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NavyBoy_teh_Satanist 19,912 12
03/25/2005 11:39 AM
I also feel the need to prove myself and post here..
..because of Ollie's small penis, of course.
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7 votes
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dropkick brody 43,090 12
03/25/2005 11:53 AM
I kept clicking the white space where the thread name should be and nothing happened...
Then I clicked on people's profiles who I figured could have posted in this thing recently. Thanks Ollie.
I am feeling an ashaming amount of pride having gotten into here. Kind of like when I worked out how to save and print pictures which wouldn't let me cut and paste them.
I am teh wannabe geek.
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Handsome Pete 161,353 14
03/25/2005 11:58 AM
I'm handsome Pete. I dance for nickels.
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Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
03/25/2005 12:02 PM
This thread is downright short compared to the infamous auction thread (over 540 I think).
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8 votes
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Lamburger 33,017 9
03/25/2005 06:09 PM
Is this the line for Space Mountain?
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4 votes
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PrincessBritt 4,730 9
03/25/2005 06:22 PM
Hey, I got in.
....now what?
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3 votes
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Big Irish Guy 203,941 21
03/25/2005 07:14 PM
Yes, I am really bored...and I am hiding in here because people want to see my picture...
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6 votes
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REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
03/25/2005 07:43 PM
What you don't have it saved?
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5 votes
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The High Priestess of Stewie 58,628 29
03/25/2005 08:20 PM
superturkey-mustard is good
8/17/2004 3:43 pm [v2T3CUSudMBRpwwHFK5Kxg]
OH MY GOD! *cries* SuperTurkey got in here and I haven't been able to get in here for the past 2 years? *sobs* I'm not a real nerd! *wails* I'm a shame to the community! *runs off with arms flailing*
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5 votes
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Dogs Akimbo 211,162 32
03/25/2005 08:25 PM
Okay, people. Move along.
Nothing to see here.
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Candie Kohrne 8,640 15
03/25/2005 08:48 PM
Arf!
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5 votes
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millie 116,984 28
03/25/2005 08:52 PM
Hi!
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millie 116,984 28
03/25/2005 08:55 PM
Damn. It SO wasn't worth getting in.
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6 votes
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Spicey McHaggis 117,695 36
03/25/2005 08:57 PM
This is a thread of unspeakable evil. Pretty much like the rest of them, I guess.
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5 votes
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Underwhere? 101,327 77
03/25/2005 09:10 PM
Yay, I made in in here - stalking Spicey finally paid off! Not in the way I had hoped, but at least I can fall asleep tonight somewhat satisfied, without having to change the D cells in my vibrator.
Oh, who am I kidding? I'm so excited and jittery that I'll probably masterbate twice as much.
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5 votes
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Big Irish Guy 203,941 21
04/26/2005 12:48 AM
It really is a slow night.
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iam Straw - Ch-ch-ch-changing! 97,737 37
04/26/2005 12:55 AM
Someone just had to mention the thread that never ends - and now here it is.
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5 votes
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Big Irish Guy 203,941 21
04/26/2005 12:57 AM
There is actually a thread that never ends...it has over 1300 posts.
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Dogs Akimbo 211,162 32
04/26/2005 01:06 AM
It just hasn't ended so far.
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5 votes
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Senior Destructor: Retired Supervillan 60,724 12
04/26/2005 01:09 AM
I'm in. Yay.
That really wasn't that hard, and now I feel unfulfilled
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5 votes
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The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
04/26/2005 01:11 AM
And not a drop of pee left.
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5 votes
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iam Straw - Ch-ch-ch-changing! 97,737 37
04/26/2005 01:15 AM
If I ate some asparagus while posting, would my pee tube smell funny?
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7 votes
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/26/2005 01:23 AM
You know what a pain in the ass it is to get to this damn thread?
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Fratberry 282,300 53
04/26/2005 01:26 AM
No.
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/26/2005 01:27 AM
You can't relate Frat, you have constant ass pains from your lifestyle.
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7 votes
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/26/2005 01:32 AM
What I can't be in you 'club' of invisible thread posting.
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6 votes
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The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
04/26/2005 01:34 AM
TAKE THAT Shakespeare OUTTA THIS THREAD YOU Frost-ing HALF WITS!!
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7 votes
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/26/2005 01:35 AM
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Fratberry 282,300 53
04/26/2005 01:45 AM
ALT F4 should bookmark this thread for you if you want to get into it easier later on.
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Fratberry 282,300 53
04/26/2005 01:47 AM
I got a maha for the word "no"? Wow, how weak.
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6 votes
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The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
04/26/2005 02:01 AM
Ha ha, I didn't get maha'd, and I was the one that maha'd him. Sucks for you guys.
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5 votes
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Potrzebie 1,790 9
04/26/2005 06:06 AM
After reading every post on GAB I finally found my way here. Can someone please shoot me now?
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
04/26/2005 11:55 AM
Just think about the amount of time you could have spent doing something productive and the shame should kill you just fine.
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Pubah, The Incurable 56,744 18
05/17/2005 09:14 PM
>BumP<
Pubah miss AmyPoo
Did ja evah git cher kid back?
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11 votes
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Little Irish Lila 78,550 13
07/18/2005 10:03 PM
I think it's a good time to bring this thread back up.
If only to make those who stayed home this weekend feel even more excluded.
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8 votes
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Janice05849 14,056 9
07/18/2005 10:04 PM
Not this again. Jesus.
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Errol 10,584 9
07/18/2005 10:12 PM
Exclude me once, shame on you. BUT YOU CAN'T EXCLUDE ME FROM THIS ONE.
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10 votes
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S. Kake 55,555 14
07/18/2005 10:23 PM
no one tell fabs how to get in, so I can act like it's wicked awesome in here.
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9 votes
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Mr. Briham, Now Sweetened With Splenda©! 38,843 10
07/18/2005 10:26 PM
Holy Shakespeare, I just figured out how to get in here! Yes!
Well, now I'm ought of life goals. There goes my will to live.
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12 votes
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nermal-the world's cutest fabulounik 8,478 12
07/18/2005 10:30 PM
no one tell fabs how to get in, so I can act like it's wicked awesome in here.
I didn't need anyone to tell me cuz I'm wicked smaht like that BIATCH!
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9 votes
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Millie 116,984 28
07/18/2005 10:32 PM
See? It sucks!
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10 votes
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S. Kake 55,555 14
07/18/2005 10:51 PM
I shouldn't have told her i posted. Duh.
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Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
07/18/2005 10:57 PM
Well that's hardly the same as someone finding out on their own by viewing the code to find the url. But it does make you extra retarded for telling her.
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Sylvester 4,465 9
07/19/2005 03:37 AM
What is the name of the team that's painful just to see???
M-I-G-H-T-Y--D-U-C-K-S
What team is worse to watch than a mass vasectomy???
M-I-G-H-T-Y--D-U-C-K-S
Mighty Ducks
(They sure suck)
Mighty Ducks
(BOY they suck)
Forever will we fly Kings banners high
In the sky
If you lost your manhood to which team would your cheers be
M-I-G-H-T-Y--D-U-C-K-S
Now's the time to say goodbye
To all your sanity
M-I-G, We told you so...
H-T-Y, Why??? Because they sure blow...
D-U-C-K-S!!!
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Sylvester 4,465 9
07/19/2005 03:54 AM
I didn't bring any cookies, but i brought a lot of badgers.
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Little Irish Lila 78,550 13
07/19/2005 04:00 AM
Kake, if you eva break it off with ya wicked cutie pie girl, let me know so's we can have some North vs. South repirations (or however it's spelled) and I'll teach you how the north was LOST, babee!!
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REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
07/19/2005 04:07 AM
May as well be number 500 to post.
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Sylvester 4,465 9
07/19/2005 04:08 AM
<action>running a Hoover through the thread</action>
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Sylvester 4,465 9
07/19/2005 04:18 AM
Which will come first:
Me giving 5000 clickies or me receiving 1000 clickies?
Looks close either way.
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6 votes
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Duuuuh - Dyslexia Is Fnu 24,152 8
07/19/2005 10:14 AM
Ahhh, a meaningless orgy of nonsense. How utterly GAB.
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Princess Burny-Burny 350 8
07/19/2005 02:03 PM
I found it! What do I win?
And why do I feel so dirty now?
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Sylvester 4,465 9
07/19/2005 08:42 PM
<action>doing best Don Pardo impersonation</>
You won a lifetime supply of Rice A Roni, the San Francisco treat
You also won the 5000th edition of Nappy Webster's GABtionary in Pig-Latin
And that's not all
You won the honor of being embarrassed on the internet by all your friends.
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Little Irish Lila 78,550 13
07/19/2005 08:50 PM
I don't even remember that last post I made at 2 in the morning. Just goes to show what a little rum and coke will do to a gal.
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Sylvester 4,465 9
07/19/2005 09:25 PM
Here we are on the Enterprise
Where the crazy side does rise
The captain is an over-acting loon
Who sings karaoke without ever learning the tune
Torturing us and any Klingon within five million miles
And makes us wish to live Klingon lifestyles
So we can shut him up for good, and soon.
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4 votes
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Sylvester 4,465 9
07/19/2005 09:27 PM
Here we are on the Enterprise
Where the crazy side does rise
The captain is an over-acting loon
Who sings karaoke without ever learning the tune
Torturing us and any Klingon within five million miles
And makes us wish to live Klingon lifestyles
So we can shut him up for good, and soon.
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Sylvester 4,465 9
07/19/2005 09:32 PM
Looks like either Pete or his brother Repeat hit that last post. Whoever it was, shoot him on sight.
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Sylvester 4,465 9
07/20/2005 01:27 AM
El bumpo grande
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Kunta Kinte, aka Toby 874 9
07/20/2005 01:36 AM
I'm still not sure whether or not this was worth the trouble.
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I Hate Rednecks 29 8
07/20/2005 02:04 AM
Did the Moonies get their name because they liked to stick their butts out of car windows?
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Sylvester 4,465 9
07/20/2005 02:34 AM
Yet I must say
If on the Dark Side I may
Clone a marksman of all races
To this I must admit
Instead of someone who can't hit
The broadside of a bantha at three paces.
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7 votes
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Big Irish Guy 203,941 21
07/20/2005 02:43 AM
Sylvester,
Stop posting in this thread and let it die. This is a special thread that gets brought up every once in awhile to confuse people. Don't keep it alive because you ruin it.
Thank you.
Me
PS. To be safe stop posting all together.
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Frogpop 173,148 25
07/20/2005 03:23 AM
Just goes to show what a little rum and coke will do to a gal.
I think we all learned about that this weekend.
What do you mean you don't remember?
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5 votes
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Underwhere? 101,327 77
07/21/2005 03:06 PM
heh. I was stalking Spicey in the middle of this thread.
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1 votes
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Phaedrus 3,169 8
07/21/2005 04:52 PM
I kept trying to make myself stop, but I felt this bizaree compulsion to keep going. I know it was wrong, but for some reason I just didn't care.
I, of course, am talking about that one time a raped a girl - not about reading every single cursed post in this thread.
Or maybe that is the other way around.
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3 votes
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Suicide Ranger strikes back 27,937 12
09/04/2005 04:22 AM
The closer get to understanding things the more they orange pickel
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Dogs Akimbo 211,162 32
09/04/2005 08:59 AM
Squeamish
Side-splitting
9/02/2005 9:39 pm[xVcXyNP3lIKv50gmlUL7Fg]
Maybe this will work?
This thread is amazingly similar to one I started back in 2002.
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Big Irish Guy 203,941 21
09/20/2005 07:42 PM
Ahhhh...safe at last.
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Zolton 88,158 34
09/20/2005 07:49 PM
Ah, most tricky. Zolton likey.
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Big Irish Guy 203,941 21
09/20/2005 07:55 PM
Hmmm, you figured this out pretty quickly.
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Zolton 88,158 34
09/20/2005 08:02 PM
Yeah, but a good couple of years after the clickie spooge, I see. Awfully chummy back in the day, it seems.
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Big Irish Guy 203,941 21
09/20/2005 08:05 PM
This thread is used to mess with n00bs.
Yeah, back in the day...which is well before my time...was a big, happy family.
Ask Nutbutter about it.
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PeeWee 4,624 8
09/20/2005 08:28 PM
It's like OZ in here except that BIG doesn't look good in that blue dress and pigtails.
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2 votes
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Mwahiy: Vlaccid's Lubemaster 5,425 9
09/20/2005 08:54 PM
Score! Rather peaceful in here eh, wot?
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Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
09/20/2005 08:54 PM
Zolton is funny and clever? Interesting.
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Zolton 88,158 34
09/20/2005 08:57 PM
Zolton is also disappointed in the broken pr0n on the secret page, by the way. That's just rude.
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Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
09/20/2005 09:02 PM
No WAY you found the secret page on your own. Who spilled?
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Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
09/20/2005 09:03 PM
Also, it's no more rude than the broken picture of you on your website.
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Big Irish Guy 203,941 21
09/20/2005 09:06 PM
Mwahyed;fkjsdanlfkjn...don't act like Nathyn in here.
Thanks.
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Zolton 88,158 34
09/20/2005 09:08 PM
Damn, Roofie, you're right. When did that stop working?
I mean, I'd understand if I broke the camera... but that Shakespeare was fine when I put it up. Hrm.
Thanks for telling me. Clickies for you!
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Mwahiy: Vlaccid's Lubemaster 5,425 9
09/20/2005 09:08 PM
Sorry BIG, so, anyone read any good books lately?
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2 votes
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Zolton 88,158 34
09/20/2005 09:11 PM
Oh, and nobody spilled -- no need for a GAB witch hunt.
I mean, the page is right there, once you really look for it. Coming here helped; maybe it's the zen of this thread.
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2 votes
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Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
09/20/2005 09:16 PM
Zen is right. And fix your image you lazy bastard.
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2 votes
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Big Irish Guy 203,941 21
09/20/2005 09:19 PM
Roofie has a crush on the new guy
Roofie has a crush on the new guy
Roofie has a crush on the new guy
Roofie has a crush on the new guy
Roofie has a crush on the new guy
Roofie has a crush on the new guy
<action>chants</action>
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Zolton 88,158 34
09/20/2005 09:22 PM
Done and done, Roofie.
I'd forgotten what a crack-addled douchebag I looked like back then. No wonder the piccy stopped working. Meh.
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2 votes
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Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
09/20/2005 09:26 PM
BIG, I've had a crush on half of GAB (more women than men). If he really wanted to be special he'd get excited if I respected him.
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2 votes
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Big Irish Guy 203,941 21
09/20/2005 09:28 PM
You are ruining all my fun.
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Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
09/20/2005 09:31 PM
As always.
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2 votes
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Big Irish Guy 203,941 21
09/20/2005 09:36 PM
I don't think you have ever ruined my fun before...have you?
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Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
09/20/2005 09:38 PM
You're saying I failed at ruining your fun every single time I tried? Figures.
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2 votes
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Space Cadet Snork 45,655 12
09/21/2005 07:16 AM
I'm more than a little disappointed.
Now give me clickies.
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5 votes
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Gutted Dogs Akimbo 211,162 32
10/27/2005 01:02 AM
I wanted to say something to the regulars where that retard wouldn't be able to read it:
fdsgfgebds
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2 votes
4.5
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
10/27/2005 01:03 AM
I've finally, and sneakily, found my way into this thread.
Neato.
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2 votes
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Gutted Dogs Akimbo 211,162 32
10/27/2005 01:10 AM
Did I forget to pull up the rope ladder?
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2 votes
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Gutted Dogs Akimbo 211,162 32
10/27/2005 01:22 AM
<action>shakes fist</action>Curse, you, Zoltron. If it wasn't for you pesky kids, I would have gotten away with it.
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2 votes
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EllaPhant 800 8
10/27/2005 01:35 AM
I was just thinking of this thread...
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4 votes
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Erika the Exorcist 76,152 9
10/27/2005 01:38 AM
Awesome. This is just like the Fortress of Solitude, minus the homoerotic undertones.
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5 votes
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Erika the Exorcist 76,152 9
10/27/2005 01:39 AM
<action>looks around</action>
Ok. Maybe it's just like the Fortress of Solitude.
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3 votes
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Gutted Dogs Akimbo 211,162 32
10/27/2005 01:51 AM
Are those Erika's fingers?
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2 votes
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piemaster - I'm scary bitch! 12,538 15
10/27/2005 02:35 AM
I just realized that certain n00bs have no Frost-ing clue that this place exists...
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3 votes
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Humphrey B Bromidic 51,764 12
10/27/2005 02:48 AM
<action>Waves like a retarded 10 year old</action> Hi everyone!!!uno!11
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2 votes
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Scorpion 4,080 9
11/01/2005 07:23 PM
I always wondered how to get here. I never thought of Google...
Yet here I am.
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2 votes
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Yorkie Thompson: Hooloovoo 60,724 12
11/01/2005 07:28 PM
You cheated.
Cheater.
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2 votes
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Prostetnic Vogon Chest 203,475 12
11/01/2005 07:36 PM
Vagina.
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2 votes
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McPants with the daylight in his eyes 19,555 11
11/01/2005 07:40 PM
<action>contemplates thread.</action>I think I prefer the "For Chi-Chi"-thread.
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3 votes
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Roofie Horror Picture Show 56,688 10
11/01/2005 08:39 PM
You know, it's not like there's a wrong way to find the thread. Even asking someone for the url could arguably be considered finding the right source to help solve the problem. But if someone didn't view the source and snatch (heh) the url from the code I'll still laugh at them.
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4 votes
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Ditdah Broomfondle 123,102 14
11/01/2005 08:45 PM
Wait - Hat just got in here this week? Wow. I feel smart.
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2 votes
4.5
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Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,453 11
11/07/2005 12:43 PM
Hey, I finally got in here!
*looks around*
It's not all it's cracked up to be, is it?
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2 votes
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MaddMatt - Now with Enhanced Improbability Drives 15,437 9
11/07/2005 01:20 PM
*Lightbulb*
*Battered "First to Post!" sign*
*Squeamish's flailing body*
*MaddMatt*
"..... on a five year mission, to boldly go where, ....., <looks around> ...., where apparently EVERYONE has gone before."
*Chattering teeth*
*Whoopie cushion*
*X-ray Glasses*
<gone>
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2 votes
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Suicide Ranger with Poison Turkey for the Pilgrims 27,937 12
11/07/2005 01:27 PM
Go away Jade there is no alcohol here, no random guys to have sex with. I'm sure some will volunteer both if you ask though.
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2 votes
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gobble gobble...It's Dinky time 413 7
11/07/2005 04:45 PM
Isn't there another one of these from like 1975?
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dick fernandez 714 8
11/07/2005 04:57 PM
I'm in!
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McPants with the daylight in his eyes 19,555 11
11/07/2005 05:04 PM
I'm in!
Sorry. You'll never be "in" even though you accidentally stumbled upon our magic haven.
Please don't eat the shrooms growing from the strange green rock formations by the way.
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Big Irish Guy 203,941 21
11/15/2005 10:41 PM
Sweet salvation.
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Jade - The Downer Fairy 14,453 11
11/16/2005 09:02 AM
Because it's where all the cool kids come, Millie.
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Fratberry 282,300 53
11/26/2005 02:47 AM
Things could always be worse.
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Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
01/18/2006 03:55 PM
I wish I knew who you are.
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Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
01/18/2006 03:57 PM
That would have sounded cooler if I'd have ended with "masked man!"
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3 votes
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Mr. Sir. 66,713 9
01/18/2006 04:00 PM
I hate when this thread pops-up.
It takes 45 minutes to load on a dial-up connection, and it just isn't worth it.
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monkeywrencho 443 9
01/18/2006 05:15 PM
<action>puts on her "shocked" face.</action>Dialup? Seriously? I didn't realize that still even existed.
Well here's a question then... why doesn't someone start another thread like this to circumvent such difficulties?
The idiots still wouldn't be able to get in, and the load time would be much more pleasing to those of you who haven't gotten with the times and gotten high-speed.
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3 votes
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Millie 116,984 28
01/18/2006 05:18 PM
This thread sucks. Every time I see it, I have to come in to see what's going on, and it's never as good as I imagine.
Although what I imagine, I can't say.
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3 votes
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HartmanTwins 10,131 10
01/18/2006 05:33 PM
YESSS!!! I've finally figured out this mother-Froster!
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When I finally die and my life plays before my eyes, I'll pause here for this will be my crowning achievement.
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3 votes
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Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
01/18/2006 05:34 PM
Those who complain about this thread can kindly not open it. Just admit that you are curious mother-Frosters who have to know what everyone is talking about. I know I am.
I think nobody can make a thread like this now because special precautions have been taken to disallow it. Those measures may or may not involve ticker tape.
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La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,954 15
02/27/2006 06:33 PM
I used to get mad when someone would bump this thread, because I didn't want to waste time trying to figure out how to get into it.
One day back in 2004, I finally got in here, only to find that nothing interesting was going on.
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EllaPhant 800 8
02/28/2006 01:59 AM
I like seeing it come up every once in a while, and knowing that I know how to get in.
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3 votes
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Autra - Boring as always 10,533 11
02/28/2006 02:02 AM
People actually have a hard time getting in this thing?
For shame.
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Dogs Akimbo 211,162 32
02/28/2006 07:49 AM
I have a hard time getting in my socks. So I'm grinning like a retarded monkey whenever I manage it.
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MaddMatt - Steely Eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
03/24/2006 03:51 PM
<action>sitting in a hot tub with a drink in one hand and signing in a loud, and slightly slurred manner. . . </action> "I DIG SWIMMIN' WIT BOWLEG'D WIMMIN . . .
. . . AND SWIM BE'TWIXT THAR KNEEEESSS . . . .
Oh, hey there. Caught me taking some "Me time". Sorry, thought I would get a quick soak before the board crashed.
Could you be a dear and 5-click me, and by all means grab a drink for yourself while you are at it.
Know any good drinking songs?
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It's That Guy 1,893 7
03/24/2006 03:58 PM
I post, but only for posterity's sake.
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beater of teh egg laying bunny 10,702 8
03/24/2006 04:26 PM
I've done it! I've broken into the unopenable thread. Oh yea, BTW, 601th to post!
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2 votes
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beater of teh egg laying bunny 10,702 8
03/24/2006 04:26 PM
I've done it! I've broken into the unopenable thread. Oh yea, BTW, 601st to post!
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Blueberry Pan-cake 2,382 8
03/24/2006 04:34 PM
Is this the fabled Secret page? Because if it is, I'm disappointed...
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Snork: Defender Of Easter World. 45,655 12
03/24/2006 04:35 PM
Is this where we go to talk Shakespeare about Happy PhartSack?
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Jade - Queen of Chocolate Eggs 14,453 11
03/24/2006 04:38 PM
This is not the secret page. This is just another thread.
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HC: Queen of Caffeine 16,937 8
03/24/2006 05:12 PM
<action>yawns and scratches her ass.</action>
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Pen15 84 7
03/24/2006 05:54 PM
Wait where's everybody going. I wanted to play.
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HC: Queen of Caffeine 16,937 8
03/24/2006 07:08 PM
Are we at Level 5 yet?
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Thank You Easter Bunny! Crack! Crack! 68,758 11
03/24/2006 07:12 PM
I am awesome! I can't believe it took me this long!
(I really suck, I know)
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Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
03/24/2006 07:22 PM
There are so many ways to get into this thread, but it takes way too long to load for it to ever be worth it.
But I want to post in it anyway.
So I can be like all the other cool kids.
Now I'm cool right? Right?
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HC: Queen of Caffeine 16,937 8
03/24/2006 07:27 PM
(I really suck, I know)
As long as you suck it right, it's all good.
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HC: Queen of Caffeine 16,937 8
03/24/2006 07:35 PM
SCB, you're ubertight. Like ting on tang.
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Dogs Akimbo 211,162 32
03/24/2006 09:19 PM
I'd like to propose the following new procedures for GAB: You revive this thing after 1 month dormancy, you get poked hard in the ribs.
Bring back Night of the Living Thread after one year and we drive a stake through your eye.
Revive it after two years: yeah, like that would ever happen
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Cadbury Cream Crunch 61,976 36
03/25/2006 12:00 AM
I'm just bumping this to further piss off PhartSack.
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Dogs Akimbo 211,162 32
03/25/2006 10:46 AM
<action>pokes Taco hard in the something</action>
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Max Planck 18,876 12
03/25/2006 12:15 PM
At the very least, they could have made the background a different color or something.
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Jeprechaun 58,741 13
03/25/2006 02:19 PM
Finally made it to post in this thread,
Having read it I convulsed in dread,
I had heard the good word,
That this thread was absurd,
But found it comedically dead.
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Jeprechaun 58,741 13
03/25/2006 02:22 PM
You know, after I hit the "Submit" button (wish my wife had one of those) I did feel the very last vestiges of my noobdom wash away though. It was kind of refreshing....like an apple cider douche (wish my wife had one of those too).
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Fratberry 282,300 53
03/25/2006 02:57 PM
Ya know, there are at least four invisible threads. Just sayin'.
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Fortune Cookie 171,270 14
03/27/2006 12:23 PM
I hate people who bump this thread. Dont you?
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BiteMySlice 378 7
03/28/2006 08:11 PM
GOOGLE! "zug secret thread" I sure am a genius when it comes to thinking logicaly.
STOP FROSTING BUMPING THIS THREAD!
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Cadbury Cream Crunch 61,976 36
03/28/2006 08:26 PM
...you swearbot-ed yourself. Twatwaffle.
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Chocolate Panda: Eat my tail first 181,718 70
03/28/2006 08:43 PM
Just for the record, I want to point out that I've been here for 2 years and have yet to sink so low that I post here.
That having been said, why is "the song that never ends" playing in my head?
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HC: Queen of 141 16,937 8
03/28/2006 09:18 PM
Bumpin to make Chance hate me
again.
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HC: Queen of Trek 16,937 8
04/06/2006 01:46 PM
<action>chuckles.</action>Chance, I know you believe in resurrection, right?
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Special Kakester 55,555 14
06/10/2006 02:41 AM
Kake, if you eva break it off with ya wicked cutie pie girl, let me know so's we can have some North vs. South repirations (or however it's spelled) and I'll teach you how the north was LOST, babee!!
**taps foot**
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Special Kakester 55,555 14
06/10/2006 02:59 AM
**IMPATIENTLY**
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Flatulent Midgets 95,967 48
06/18/2006 02:01 AM
I just read this all in one sitting.
My eyes hurt.
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Tweak can't be on all the bandwagons at once 18,876 12
07/16/2006 02:47 PM
It's sad that, being a secret magic thread and all, it couldn't keep being funny past the first few hundred posts.
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MaddMatt - Steely Eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
07/16/2006 02:59 PM
<ACTION>Pokes Tweak hard in the ribs, then sends a hot buttercup.</action> You missed the one month rule by two days.
Don't blame me, Dogs Akimbo made the rule.
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Tweak can't be on all the bandwagons at once 18,876 12
07/16/2006 03:07 PM
Apologies, I wasn't aware of the rule. It shan't happen again.
It's 5am now, I'm going to bed.
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Harvard Chick 16,937 8
08/15/2006 10:27 PM
First to post from 42.37 (4222') | -71.1 (-717') !!!
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Loopy -tying her knot 6,902 12
08/15/2006 10:59 PM
<action>finally finds the door to the thread</action>
I'm in!
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I'm the Taconaut, Bitch! 61,976 36
08/15/2006 11:02 PM
<action>Leaves thread.</action>Shakespeare.
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Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/15/2006 11:12 PM
HC, you're stupid time zone Frosted up the one month bump for us Americaners.
Go eat dirt.
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BlueLep 13,144 10
08/15/2006 11:20 PM
<action>Pees all over the thread</action>
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Thud 68,380 19
08/15/2006 11:41 PM
<action>yawning</action>
Another month to wait...
But it's nice to tease the fothermuckers who can't figure out how to access this thread.
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showmaster 4,754 0
08/16/2006 12:23 AM
It's supposed to be hard to get in here? It took me all of about 3 minutes.
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Dogs Akimbo 211,162 32
08/16/2006 12:33 AM
The next person to post here is a retard.
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Dogs Akimbo 211,162 32
08/16/2006 12:33 AM
I mean it!
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showmaster 4,754 0
08/16/2006 12:34 AM
You suck.
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Cantremember 658 7
08/16/2006 12:54 AM
I agree with dogs!
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Demonfire You 1,039 8
08/16/2006 01:00 AM
I didn't realize "agree with" was what the kids called it these days.
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Cantremember 658 7
08/16/2006 01:21 AM
<action>grovels</action>
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Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/16/2006 01:32 AM
It's supposed to be hard to get in here? It took me all of about 3 minutes.
Apparently it was for you cause that's about 2 mins 58 seconds longer than it took me.
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Harvard Chick 16,937 8
08/16/2006 01:21 PM
HC, you're stupid time zone Frosted up the one month bump for us Americaners.
Gab's definition of "stupid" includes misuse of contractions.
You are hereby fined one pair of handcuffs and a roll of barbed wire.
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Fratberry 282,300 53
08/16/2006 04:23 PM
Your retarted.
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Harvard Chick 16,937 8
08/16/2006 04:35 PM
Your retarted.,
No, your a retort.
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Pumpkin 3.14159265..... 56,642 7
08/16/2006 04:39 PM
I can't read all this...
it...it's just TOO MUCH!
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Fratberry 282,300 53
08/16/2006 04:40 PM
Why I don't even look like one.
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Crackalacka! 68,758 11
08/16/2006 04:42 PM
I am always naked in this thread. Just so you know.
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Pumpkin 3.14159265..... 56,642 7
08/16/2006 04:44 PM
<action> checks his supply of Bauch and Lomb Bleach Drops after reading Craka's revalation</action>
Damn...fresh out.
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Harvard Chick 16,937 8
08/16/2006 05:06 PM
Why I don't even look like one.
Uhhh, yeah, yeah you do.
Rawr.
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Aimless 54,807 10
08/16/2006 05:17 PM
<action>runs through thread naked, stops, humps Frats leg and runs back out of thread</action>
AAAAAaaaaiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeee!
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Fratberry 282,300 53
08/16/2006 05:20 PM
<action>tries desperately to lick own leg</action>
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Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
08/16/2006 09:07 PM
<action>licks himself, walks around, pee's in corner, licks himself some more, rubs ass on carpet, farts, rubs ass on carpet again, leaves.</action>
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal, so here's my scandal.
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Pumpkin 3.14159265..... 56,642 7
08/17/2006 08:44 AM
<action> is glad he's out of bleach drops after seeing Aimless and Neeps run through.
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BlueLep 13,144 10
08/17/2006 08:53 AM
<action>is still peeing everywhere...</action>
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BlueLep 13,144 10
08/17/2006 08:55 AM
<action>notices that his pants are still up, and he is peeing all over himself</action>Ah Frost!
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Ditdah 123,102 14
08/17/2006 09:04 AM
Purple is the new green!
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Chickens Floating Belly Up 286,208 61
08/17/2006 09:19 AM
The only good thing about this thread is that it drives the n00bs crazy.
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Dogs Akimbo 211,162 32
08/17/2006 09:57 AM
I'm not so crazy about it, myself.
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Queen Buttercup 171,270 14
08/17/2006 10:02 AM
I have nipples.
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Big Irish Guy 203,941 21
08/17/2006 10:05 AM
I Frost-ing hate everyone in this thread, especially those that post after this.
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Mel Gibson hates me 15,189 12
08/17/2006 10:09 AM
My nipples are hard now.
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BlueLep 13,144 10
08/17/2006 01:48 PM
Oh no the world is going to end, BIG hates me now!
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Pumpkin 3.14159265..... 56,642 7
08/17/2006 03:12 PM
<action> pays no attention to Chix's revalation</action>
THIS THREAD IS DRVING ME NUTS!
BPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPPBPBPBPBPBPPB
Ahh...that's the way...now turn left and cough....
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mm, sucking [up to] sage 2,881 7
08/17/2006 03:22 PM
Yes, you are all far too clever for us noobs.
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Aimless 54,807 10
08/17/2006 03:36 PM
A Skittle can be a pretty dangerus thing. I bet I could kill people with Skittles. After I killed them I would leave a note behind that said "Taste the rainbow, bitch."
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BlueLep 13,144 10
08/17/2006 03:39 PM
Or if someone woke up with that note, it means they are now gay.
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Pumpkin 3.14159265..... 56,642 7
08/17/2006 03:55 PM
Or if someone woke up with that note, it means they are now gay.
No..that note and a sore ass means they're gay....or like anal....either way.
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BlueLep 13,144 10
08/17/2006 04:01 PM
Rainbow = Gay
Either way, with that note, you're gay.
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Miss Bitch 0 0
08/25/2006 12:18 PM
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Liquid Mud 923 0
08/27/2006 09:07 PM
Hi I'm new here and found this thread in a gabbers profile.
Bye Bye
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Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/27/2006 09:17 PM
<action>sighs</action>
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BlueLeprechaun 13,144 10
09/14/2006 05:00 AM
Here we go again...
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REAPER-FU 12,363 11
09/14/2006 05:03 AM
Why?
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Wonder Trixxie 65,021 15
09/14/2006 09:59 AM
Do we even advertise that there is a secret page anymore?
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Midgets 95,967 48
09/14/2006 10:02 AM
Of coarse.
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Chickens Floating Belly Up 286,208 61
09/14/2006 10:03 AM
I wish this thread was more funny. It's hardly worth opening.
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Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
09/14/2006 10:03 AM
We would have also accepted "of course."
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Midgets 95,967 48
09/14/2006 10:06 AM
Sorry, that extra 1/3 of a finger sometimes gets in the way.
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Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
09/14/2006 10:08 AM
Don't you hate it when that happens? I wouldn't really know, but I can assume.
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Harvard Chick 16,937 8
09/14/2006 10:19 AM
Once a month. On the 17th. Not on the 14th, but the 17th.
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
Evelyn Waugh
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Daves not here 52,827 16
09/14/2006 10:56 AM
Happy for you.
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Daves not here 52,827 16
09/14/2006 11:10 AM
I just hope you realize that I didn't mean anything towards you personnaly. Just a little noob on noob action that was only meant in fun. A lot of your posts really made me laugh.
Your husband really is a tool though.
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Pumpkin Noggin-next months Jack-O-Lantern 56,642 7
09/14/2006 12:14 PM
Why did I open this thread again?
Oh, right, 'cause I like to wait 20 mins for it to open..
Frostin' dialup connections.
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Pumpkin Noggin-Soggy pumpkins make good pie 56,642 7
10/04/2006 03:47 PM
Aw Frost it...There are a bunch of old, long threads getting bumped, a new batch of n00bs, why the Frost NOT bump this one...again.
It's a new month after all.
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Sage of Seattle (Salaciously Sacrilicious) 36,465 8
10/04/2006 04:37 PM
<action>takes out spray paint can and writes "I'm the Sage, beyotch!" on the thread and leaves</action>
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AmyPoo: sporadic at best 2,710 12
10/04/2006 05:53 PM
Pubah miss AmyPoo
Did ja evah git cher kid back?
Aww, thanks. I never lost my kid, though.
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Hello Mofo 10,950 9
10/04/2006 07:01 PM
Eh, so this is what this thread looks like? I was hoping it would be all dark and mysterious with candles and everybody had masks and was engaged in bizzare anonymous sex and human sacrifices.
So. Dissapointed.
You mean I went and cut and pasted from my source browser for THIS??? I'll make a BETTER secret thread! With blackjack, and hookers!
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Jihad Joe- The Real Arabian Hero 6,067 8
10/04/2006 07:03 PM
You mean I went and cut and pasted from my source browser for THIS???
Click on thread above it, TAB, then enter. Simple.
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Hello Mofo 10,950 9
10/04/2006 07:58 PM
Not using IE, tardface....
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Demonfire You 1,039 8
10/04/2006 08:06 PM
Needs more cowbell.
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Balloon Animal 0 0
10/04/2006 08:32 PM
Frost me
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BlueLeprechaun 13,144 10
10/04/2006 08:36 PM
WHY THE Frost, YOU Frost Frost FACE!?!
Funny Image Time!
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Demonfire You 1,039 8
10/04/2006 08:36 PM
pass.
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Big Irish Guy 203,941 21
10/04/2006 08:48 PM
THAT'S IT. EVERYONE OUT. NOW.
<action>storms into thread</action>
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Hammerhead 59,399 14
10/05/2006 12:07 AM
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Harvard Chick 16,937 8
10/07/2006 05:30 PM
<action>raises her hand high into the air.</action>I spent the morning with Gayle King, Suze Orman, Dr. Robin Smith and Finola Hughes(among others). And I loved it so much I wanted to share the love with you guys.
But who in their right mind would post such a thing on GAB, opening themselves up to strident ridicule and heinous humiliation?!
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Dogs Akimbo 211,162 32
10/07/2006 05:42 PM
This thread has just degenerated into crap. Luckily, the other hidden thread still exists.
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redneckgamer 531 6
10/07/2006 05:48 PM
I made it! I just googled my way in.
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Tweak 18,876 12
10/07/2006 05:55 PM
Not using IE, tardface....
Works in Firefox, retard....
I made it! I just googled my way in.
That's great! Now leave.
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Ditdah 123,102 14
10/19/2006 10:15 PM
NO, it isn't. Now drop and give me 20.
A little higher... to the right...
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TomServo 3,759 7
10/23/2006 07:41 AM
Okay I'm in... There better be beer left
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jeeniRoach 47,619 51
11/02/2006 08:24 PM
Yea, this thread does need nudity!
...bump
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TacoCrunch: Classic 61,976 36
01/22/2007 12:56 PM
First to bump this thread in '07!
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TacoCrunch: Classic 61,976 36
01/22/2007 12:59 PM
Why not?
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BlueLep 13,144 10
03/10/2007 10:08 AM
Banana Hammock
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SquidBoy 19,912 12
03/10/2007 10:13 AM
You're my boy, Blue!
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300 Spartans and a Taco 61,976 36
03/10/2007 04:55 PM
Damn it, I was going to bump this thread on my birthday! Assclown!
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Tweak 18,876 12
03/10/2007 05:01 PM
I wish I was cool enough to post in this thread.
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Mrs. McHaggis for one whole year on 3/11 101,327 77
03/10/2007 05:10 PM
<action>looks around</action>Nice. The first time I posted in here was about 2 years ago, and I was stalking Spicey. The second time was right after I took his virginity.
Well, we've been married almost a year now, so I guess it's a good time as any to mark the day the blowjobs stopped.
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Tweak 18,876 12
03/10/2007 05:12 PM
Spicey doesn't go down on you any more?
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TheFoye 55,700 15
03/10/2007 07:50 PM
I hate this thread which is why I have never, and will never post here.
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TheFoye 55,700 15
03/10/2007 07:51 PM
Oops.
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Dogs Akimbo 211,162 32
03/12/2007 04:49 AM
How the Frost did Miss Bitch slip in a March 25, 2006 post between two March 17 posts?
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TheFoye 55,700 15
03/12/2007 03:41 PM
<action>wants what he's smokin'</action>
You do realize that isn't March right?
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Straw++ 97,737 37
03/12/2007 03:52 PM
Okay, he meant to say August, but its still pretty strange.
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Crackalicious 68,758 11
03/12/2007 10:34 PM
Super Secret Threads are ruining gab.
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Jeanetic D.N.A. 47,619 51
04/15/2007 10:38 PM
The GABtionary needs to be updated. It was last updated March 20th, 2006!
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Humphrey 51,764 12
06/28/2007 06:19 AM
It takes a Frost-ing looooooong time to open this thread.
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The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
06/28/2007 06:22 AM
Not for me.
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Humphrey 51,764 12
06/28/2007 06:40 AM
I timed it.
1 minute 18 seconds.
While waiting for this thread to open I could have sex twice and still have time left to call Skippy a fag.
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The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
06/28/2007 06:50 AM
It takes you a whole minute to call Skippy a fag?
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Jaggy NINJA! 11,895 13
07/04/2007 02:49 AM
Heh, let the n00bs get in heeeeere.
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Thud 68,380 19
07/04/2007 02:53 AM
This thread is getting old. Time to start another one.
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Jaggy NINJA! 11,895 13
07/04/2007 03:13 AM
I thought Jeff fixed the bug that allowed it to be made?
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BlueLep: Still Smoking 13,144 10
07/04/2007 08:50 AM
I have a fig
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Aphrodite 2,261 13
07/25/2007 03:50 AM
I'm embarassed at how long it took me to figure this one out.
Kinda like finding the zug secret page . . .
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Mark Walker 0 0
07/29/2007 10:29 AM
What's all this?
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Neophyte 9,956 10
07/29/2007 10:33 AM
What's all what?
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Mark Walker 0 0
07/29/2007 10:39 AM
THIS!!
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Neophyte 9,956 10
07/29/2007 10:58 AM
Oh, this. It's nothing, you can probably get back to "wacking off to Antiques Roadshow" and polishing your doorknob collection.
Quote by L. Lampanelli
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HeBombedDamnIt 333 6
07/29/2007 09:49 PM
The Comfy Chair
--concept by Monty Python.
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Joe Phlanx, Thanksgiving, etc. 1,919 8
11/24/2007 02:59 AM
Right up there with getting used to high-speed, then being forced to use dial-up.
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BlueLep 13,144 10
11/24/2007 03:36 AM
I hate Carnies. They SUUUUUCK.
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3 wish Jeeni 47,619 51
01/02/2008 03:52 PM
<action> --> bump</action>Here we go again.
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manhole 21,634 29
01/02/2008 10:31 PM
I want a SUUUUUCKing Carny for my Bday.
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Dogs Akimbo 211,162 32
04/01/2008 10:31 AM
<action>pokes Taco hard in the ribs</action>
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Hydrant-monkey 9,882 23
04/01/2008 11:58 AM
Wow. And things. I did it.
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That's What She Said 27,280 24
04/01/2008 04:22 PM
Weeeeee!!!!
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The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
04/01/2008 04:24 PM
Oh, yeah. I remember this thread.
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Ima 2,940 6
04/01/2008 04:27 PM
Some one give the lady a beer, she done stumbled into an altered universe.
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Phuc 237,915 21
04/03/2008 03:20 PM
I had admitted struggling morally with the existence of this thread -- far more than the vast majority of you all on GAB and probably in real life. I admit to my faults and accept responsibility for my actions -- far more than the rest of you hypocritical, overly judgemental people.
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Miss, Throw me sumtin Mr. Trixxie 65,021 15
04/03/2008 03:55 PM
still nothing to see here people move along. PS, If I can get in and you can't you know you are retarded.
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Squeamish 38,986 14
08/07/2008 04:43 PM
This thread, Merkin.
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Corduroy Jeens 47,619 51
08/07/2008 04:59 PM
<action>looks up at Squeamish</action>Ooo, The Great OZ is back!
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Pickle Sniffer has self terminated his account 1,586 6
08/07/2008 05:02 PM
<action>Looks around thread, remembers he quit GAB, figures no one will care either way, farts in thread and leaves </action>
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Jade - Queen Of Mistakes 14,453 11
08/08/2008 03:42 AM
Bloody hell. I haven't seen this thing in at least two years.
Hi everyone!
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Chance 171,270 14
08/08/2008 07:47 AM
I KNEW HE WOULD COME BACK AS SOON AS SOMEONE SAID HIS NAME!
I'm psychic.
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Squiirly 53,265 54
08/08/2008 09:25 AM
meh, with 772 posts you would think this thread would be funnier.
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underWhere? 101,327 77
08/08/2008 09:36 AM
I'm always disappointed in this thread. I can get that in my bedroom every night without having to wait 5 minutes for things to load.
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Jaggylioness as Nancy Botwin 11,895 13
02/09/2009 02:03 AM
Is this thread still as magical in Live??
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The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,941 21
05/28/2009 12:08 AM
I don't care that Jaggy tried this already. I want to see the results.
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UnderWhelmed 101,327 77
05/28/2009 10:50 AM
Looks the same to me.
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Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,976 36
09/10/2009 10:31 PM
Goddamnit, I wanted to be the first to bump this in Live and see the results. Frosters.
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Thud 68,380 19
09/10/2009 10:41 PM
Well, Shakespeare.
Here I was all ready to bitch out some n00b who had resurrected this thread, only to find Taco.
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Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 6,348 4
09/11/2009 12:24 AM
Frost that's disappointing. I was so expecting for this to be some kind of a hidden boobie pic thread or something. Not even worth it.
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Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 6,348 4
09/11/2009 09:08 AM
It makes us all look like a bunch of blathering chumps...
Way to kill a seven year old beast.
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Chance 171,270 14
09/11/2009 09:32 AM
WTF! Meaningless!
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Reverend Dave Rodriguez 2,413 0
09/11/2009 07:23 PM
Ok, this pisses me off. The fabled nothing thread, and some Emerson put a title on it? This is bullShakespeare. I was looking forward to the challenge today.
Frost you Phuc, John, and anyone else who has the authoratie to allow this.
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Whistler P. McManus 185,800 44
09/11/2009 07:46 PM
Maybe now we can finally let this thing die. I said is six years ago and I'll say it again: Feh.
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Ali Legend 844 7
09/12/2009 07:19 PM
The fabled thread.. I finally haz discovered eet.
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Yuoaman 123 6
10/06/2009 12:17 PM
I say "Feh" also.
But I pronounce it more like: "Feeyae!", and it means: "Party Time".
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HalloJeeni 47,619 51
10/26/2009 07:29 AM
The feeling I get from this thread having a title is exactly the feeling I've had when one of my favorite garage bands goes commercial.
A sad day indeed.
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Jax In The Tesseract 8 12
06/02/2010 07:10 AM
<action>yawns</action>
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Jax In The Tesseract 8 12
06/02/2010 07:10 AM
You're gonna make their heads explode!
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Jax In The Tesseract 8 12
06/02/2010 07:10 AM
Ask Trixxie - He's the one with the doorknobs.
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Gonzo 20,522 17
09/08/2011 01:38 PM
Since we seem to be bumping some ancient threads in preparation for Sunday, here's a staple.
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Gonzo 20,522 17
09/08/2011 01:39 PM
Ugh. It's no longer title-less. :(
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Midgets 95,967 48
09/08/2011 01:49 PM
Uhmm...noone's been bumping old threads in preparation for Sunday.
As far as I know our preparation has been limited to buying up lube and whiskey and chartering a few busses.
Oops, I may have said too much.
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Fratberry 282,300 53
09/08/2011 01:50 PM
Yep, Analog sucked all of the fun out of it. Like it had the antidote in it.
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