Dead Robot 67,630 16
08/08/2002 08:33 PM

Ching chang chong chunga!

Catty Cat Cat, Sniffing Your Spicy Brains! 12,287 12
08/08/2002 08:36 PM

Hey! We're the only ones in this thread. Is that allowed, seeing as how we, you know... don't talk?

Dead Robot 67,630 16
08/08/2002 08:38 PM

Cheng ching chong check?

Reek Stankleberry 3,653 12
08/08/2002 08:39 PM

I had a drink of water. Am I allowed to post here?

Catty Cat Cat, Sniffing Your Spicy Brains! 12,287 12
08/08/2002 08:42 PM

Yes, but only if you incorporate poops into the thread somehow.

Reek Stankleberry 3,653 12
08/08/2002 08:43 PM

Screw that.

Error 404: Leppy Not Found 12,056 12
08/08/2002 08:43 PM

At risk of sounding stupid;

What is paisley?

Reek Stankleberry 3,653 12
08/08/2002 08:44 PM

Hahahaha, you dumb moron!!! It's the stuff that they put on the dinner plate to make it look nice.

Catty Cat Cat, Sniffing Your Spicy Brains! 12,287 12
08/08/2002 08:47 PM

See, I thought that was funny cause I have actually seen paisley patterns on dinnerware.



On second reading, however, I realize that he's making a play on words, substituting "paisley" with "parsley."



Get it? I'm smart when I... HEY! I need another drink!

Reek Stankleberry 3,653 12
08/08/2002 08:51 PM

Drinking drinks is a fun time. I like when I sip the drink and then I pretend I'm English. My friends fall over onto the floor when I give em that one.

Catty Cat Cat, Sniffing Your Spicy Brains! 12,287 12
08/08/2002 08:52 PM

I like to drink the drinks and then pretend I'm drunk.



That always gets my friends rolling on the floor.

Reek Stankleberry 3,653 12
08/08/2002 08:54 PM

Sometimes I'll do that and I'll be like, "Alright, I am drunk now, so it's time for my sexual needs to be taken advantage of." Then I'll start getting laid and I'll just be thinking about how I fooled everyone.

Catty Cat Cat, Sniffing Your Spicy Brains! 12,287 12
08/08/2002 09:19 PM

Now, does that work if the person taking advantage of your sexual needs is drunk? And you're not?

Reek Stankleberry 3,653 12
08/08/2002 09:21 PM

Probably. I don't mind if the other person isn't drunk. I am just out to get sexual feelings.

Error 404: Leppy Not Found 12,056 12
08/08/2002 09:27 PM

So if it's a drunk or Trixxie, or whatever, it's good.

Reek Stankleberry 3,653 12
08/08/2002 09:30 PM

Wait a second, pal. I don't know what you're thinking, but I don't swing that way!

Catty Cat Cat, Sniffing Your Spicy Brains! 12,287 12
08/08/2002 09:35 PM

<action>hikes up skirt, sticks out tongue</action>

Swinging MY way?

Reek Stankleberry 3,653 12
08/08/2002 09:35 PM

I don't like weiners!!!

Error 404: Leppy Not Found 12,056 12
08/08/2002 09:35 PM

as a matter of fact...

Error 404: Leppy Not Found 12,056 12
08/08/2002 09:35 PM

<action>hates simulposts

Declan McManus 131,867 36
08/08/2002 10:34 PM

I had a real dinner, but I'm having a liquid dessert.









caffiene free diet Dr Pepper and sugar free Breyer's vanilla ice cream float.







What? No, that's protein supplement.

Catty Cat Cat, Sniffing Your Spicy Brains! 12,287 12
08/09/2002 12:02 AM

This is the shirt I bought today, but you no can see the purdy silver sparklies.



It really looks so much cooler in person.

Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
08/09/2002 12:07 AM

I had water with dinner. Smothered burritos. Today was not a good day; I had a killer headache in the afternoon.



Hold me.

Catty Cat Cat, Sniffing Your Spicy Brains! 12,287 12
08/09/2002 12:09 AM

<action>sighs</action>Okay, but only this once, Feeble.

Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
08/09/2002 12:11 AM

<action>Shoves Catty cat away.</action>



I mean Declan!

Declan McManus 131,867 36
08/09/2002 12:12 AM

Gladly, Feeble, gladly

Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
08/09/2002 12:13 AM

<action>Snuggles.

Declan McManus 131,867 36
08/09/2002 12:14 AM

There, there- let me stand at a slight distance, and rub your shoulders, Feebs.

Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
08/09/2002 12:15 AM

That's NOT my shoulder you're rubbing!





Come to think of that, that's NOT your hand, either!

Catty Cat Cat, Sniffing Your Spicy Brains! 12,287 12
08/09/2002 12:20 AM

Feelin a little left out, here...

Declan McManus 131,867 36
08/09/2002 01:31 AM

you wish, feebs.

Capricious Nefarious Jones 78,550 13
08/09/2002 01:40 AM

I have a liquid breakfast, a liquid lunch and a sensible dinner every day. I think this entitles me the right to post in the liquid thread.

AmyPoo: Amber is the color if my energy 2,710 12
08/09/2002 02:24 AM

i like your shirt, sexhead.



and i'm also relieved that the link didn't take me to delia's.

Error 404: Leppy Not Found 12,056 12
08/09/2002 02:55 AM

Journey's rocks. I bought a shirt there last week that had an olde fashioned abercrombie style apple cider picture that said Hot Dicken Cider.



Or was that hot topic?



realises he's talking about clothes in a thread full of chicks and two guys snuggling







I gotta...um..go...do something. somewhere else...

jellytot 3,504 11
08/09/2002 05:33 AM

I had a liquid Shakespeare after lunch does that count?

Colostomus E. Crucifukk 0 0
08/09/2002 07:34 AM

Close your eyes, and suck this hose, and I'll give you a liquid dinner.

Hi, my name is: Chickens 286,208 61
08/09/2002 09:57 AM

Sexy, you will look so "Brittany" in that. Take it as you wish.

vertical bob 26,707 13
08/09/2002 10:00 AM

You bastard. What has she ever done to you?

Hi, my name is: Chickens 286,208 61
08/09/2002 10:05 AM

I bought this shirt yesterday.

vertical bob 26,707 13
08/09/2002 10:07 AM

Did you lose a bet?

Hi, my name is: Chickens 286,208 61
08/09/2002 10:10 AM

<action> Kicks Mr. Bobbing-up-and-down in the nuts

Lap Nectar 156,785 17
08/09/2002 11:08 AM

I like both your shirts!



I'm a swinger!

Marilyn 12,471 13
08/09/2002 12:27 PM

I also found this beauteous paisley (I am all about a good paisley in a major way, and before Marilyn can say a word, yes, there is such a thing as a good paisley)



You are sadly mistaken.



Go with plaid over paisley.



Paisly is gay and I mean that not in the homosexual way.

Vex 5,948 11
08/09/2002 12:27 PM

I had a liquid dinner!



I call it man-cuisine, because it's about the best-tasting thing any guy I know has ever made.

Catty Cat Cat, Sniffing Your Spicy Brains! 12,287 12
08/09/2002 12:28 PM

Damn. You. Marilyn.

Vex 5,948 11
08/09/2002 12:29 PM

I think your shirt is puuuurty.

Catty Cat Cat, Sniffing Your Spicy Brains! 12,287 12
08/09/2002 12:44 PM

Taaaaaaaaanksh.

Dirk Lately 14,001 13
08/09/2002 01:40 PM

Okay Sexy that shirt has turned me on. You have done well.



I'm thinking we need a pic of you in it, though...

Error 404: Leppy Not Found 12,056 12
08/09/2002 02:57 PM

agreed muchly

Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
08/09/2002 06:36 PM

I think that shirt would look good on the right woman.



I've never cared much for plaid on girls. It's for lumberjacks, dammit.

Declan McManus 131,867 36
08/10/2002 04:15 AM

I'm a lumberjack...!

Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
08/10/2002 10:22 AM

I can just SEE Declan doing the "I put on women's clothing, and hang around in bars" line!

Capricious Nefarious Jones 78,550 13
08/10/2002 11:59 AM

I've never cared much for plaid on girls.



That's not what you said when I told you about the plaid skirt I wore during my Catholic high school years.