Reek Stankleberry 3,653 12
08/09/2002 03:25 PM

Favorite Star Trek Character

TNG: The head captain guy

DS9: Pete Stevenson, Alien Man

V: Sloopy the dogbird

E: Smitty, the robot man

Orininal: Captain Kirk's sister, Winnie





Least Fave Character?

TNG: That guy that hates the captain

DS9: Wang the alien

V: Charles Emerson Winchester III

E: The spaceship

Orininal: That dumb black



Most memorable moment?

When the spaceship was about to crash, and Captain Kirk was like, "Holy poops, I just seen an alien!!!"



Worst cop out line?

When the aliens were invading earth and the captain of the spaceship was like, "The hell will them. I live in space. Earth smells like my armpits."

Dead Robot 67,630 16
08/09/2002 03:26 PM

Kirk didn't have a sister Winnie!



shma!

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/09/2002 03:28 PM

Yes I've seen the shows, no I don't want to waste the effort to answer those questions.

Mephistophallus 19,936 13
08/09/2002 03:37 PM

Han Solo

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/09/2002 03:39 PM

You know it's funny. I always thought of Fag as just another type of person like Jock, Nerd, Geek, Fatass, Punk Rocker, etc...



It never occured to me that you could have Hybrid NerdFags...



So how does that work? Nerds are shy, introverted, unkempt, lacking style, out of shape, acne ridden losers. Fags are usually stylish, well kempt, in shape, clear skinned, extroverted, and ostentatious.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/09/2002 03:40 PM

It seems like your nerd traits would nullify your fag traits.





you must be pretty boring.

(Just Only) Trixxie 65,021 15
08/09/2002 03:45 PM

Favorite Star Trek Character

TNG: Data

DS9: Cisco

V: Janeway

E: T'pau

Orininal: Spock





Least Fave Character?

TNG: Ryker

DS9: Jake

V: yellow/lemon/monkey/fish guy

E: faggoty english dude

Orininal: Sulu



Most memorable moment?

Beverly all bad ass phazering down the admiral that had been taken over by the space roaches



Worst cop out line?

When Sisko asked why Klingons looked different and Warf replies "We don't talk about that."

Oh Come On! First off, Doctor Smelly Arab, asked that not Sisko.

Vex 5,948 11
08/09/2002 03:46 PM

Hee hee. "Well kempt".

Marilyn 12,471 13
08/09/2002 03:47 PM

Somebody is going to pay for this!

dr froglord 9,243 13
08/09/2002 04:21 PM

<action> turns in nerd license</action>



I'm geeky about the original, but I've seen maybe 10 episodes of all the others combined, at the most.

Hi, my name is: Chickens 286,208 61
08/09/2002 04:26 PM

Data rocked.

Deeana Troy gave me a stiffy.

Worf was a faggy kilgon.

Pickard was an admiral captain.



But. no. one. delivered. a. line. like. Kirk.

Declan McManus 131,867 36
08/09/2002 04:29 PM

But.no.one.delivered.a.line.like .Kirk





a.fact.for .which.we.are.profoundly.grateful.

Hi, my name is: Chickens 286,208 61
08/09/2002 04:32 PM

You wanted him. Admit it.

Dr. Joseph Richard, GYN 882 12
08/09/2002 06:50 PM

TNG: Worf

DS9: Garek (With post Shaftificated Cisco a close second)

V: 7 of 9 Bad show and big tits even even each other out.

E: T'pau (See 7 of 9, above)

Orininal: Scotty





Least Fave Character?

TNG: Troi

DS9: Nog

V: Neelix

E: Everyone who isn't a half naked woman

Orininal: McCoy. He always got the WORST lines.



Most memorable moment?

The conversation between Worf and Ezri Dax after their nightof hot Klingon sex in the Breen prison. "They didn't hurt me Worf, I think it's from last night."



Worst cop out line? Every time they try to explain going back in time. The older the show, the worse the explaination. "We orbited the sun, now it's 1988!"

Dr. Joseph Richard, GYN 882 12
08/09/2002 06:50 PM

Best Star Trek line ever?



"The truth is just an excuse for lack of imagination." -Garek

Error 404: Leppy Not Found 12,056 12
08/09/2002 07:04 PM

TNG:Picard, O'Brian or Q everyone else sucked and looked ugly. damn the 80s

V:7/9. duh.

DS9:O'Brian and Dr Bashir. Odo and Dax close second. Kira pissed me off, especially when she started that thing with her hair going across her face to the side.

E:sux i don't watch it.

Original:natch:Kirk. he rocked.



hated:

TNG:everyone I didn't mention above, except Troi. She was hot, but the show made her suck. Especially Ryker, biggest fag in any star trek.

DS9:Nog

V:captain i guess. or neelix.

E:all of the show.

Original:no one. everyone rocked.



Most memorable moment:Seeing Dax pose nude with the spots on still.

Arthur Gonzerelli 20,522 17
08/09/2002 07:25 PM

TNG: Packlets

V: Diana

DS9: Self-sealing Stem-Bolts

E: Dean Stockwell

Original: The Horta



hated:

TNG: Groppler Zorn

DS9: Sisko's Baseball

V: Freddie

E: Whiny fans

Original: O'Riley



Most memorable moment: Seeing Defiant's pulse phasors in battle.



Worst cop-out line: "O.K. Mrs. Barrett. Since you're Gene's wife, we'll make a character for you."

Dead Robot 67,630 16
08/09/2002 08:15 PM

Nerds are shy, introverted, unkempt, lacking style, out of shape, acne ridden losers.



First hand information, eh?

Hi, my name is: Chickens 286,208 61
08/10/2002 12:21 AM

Q rocked too. My fav line of his:



"I'm Q. Thats short for Q."

Declan McManus 131,867 36
08/10/2002 04:13 AM

Chickens- Hell, no.



The ST man that made me hot waaay back in '68 was Scotty, not Kirk,



Shatner didn't make me hot until he became a cop in LA.

Neep, Janeway's personal foot masseuse. 35,066 15
10/13/2004 08:20 AM

Favorite Star Trek Character?



TNG: Troi. Maybe Picard.

DS9: Sisko. The mini one. I met him at a convention the other day and he is so hot.

V: Janeway. You guys all know how I feel about Kate Mulgrew.

E: Hmmmm... probably T'pol.

Original: Kirk.



Least Fave Character?



TNG: The mini Picard in Nemesis. He sucked.

DS9: Big Sisko.

V: My god. They all rule. I can't imagine Voyager with out any of them. The Chakotay episodes can drag on a bit though.

E: When I hear the poofy british dude talk, I think of Red Dwarf. Then I can't take anything in that scene seriously.

Original: They all rocked. But if I had to pick one... Kirk. He can too be my favourite and worst.



Most memorable moment?



When the Doctor's program is in Seven's body and he realises that he has breasts. Jeri Ryan did an awesome job on this episode.



Worst cop out line?

Chakotay saying he doesn't know what he will do when they get back, but he wants to "be in transporter range of you." For Frosts sake, just jump on her and ravish her. Now.

Frogpop 173,148 25
10/13/2004 08:54 AM

Transporter!? She might have her shields up!!

Dead Robot 67,630 16
10/13/2004 09:05 AM

I fear I have more in common with Neep that I care to think about.

Neep, Janeway's personal foot masseuse. 35,066 15
10/13/2004 09:08 AM

When Doctor is in Sevens body and he runs his hands down his/her body and jumps when he realises he is holding her boobs. That was so great.



Dead Robot, any fan of Star Trek is a fan of mine.

Neep, Janeway's personal foot masseuse. 35,066 15
10/13/2004 09:09 AM

Friend! I meant friend of mine!

Frogpop 173,148 25
10/13/2004 09:13 AM

You're so vain, you probably think this post is about you.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
10/13/2004 09:15 AM

I have to admit, I am not a Nerd but felt a compulsion to enter this thread simply because its said Nerds Only.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
10/13/2004 09:17 AM

WWW you got a little nerd juice on you...just there...

Neep, Janeway's personal foot masseuse. 35,066 15
10/13/2004 09:24 AM

I want me a Kate Mulgrew.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
10/13/2004 09:27 AM

Wasnt it cool when Paris Hilton lost hers and days later it came back?

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
10/13/2004 09:31 AM

Dammit and this is a brand new pair of pants!



Thats gonna stain isn't it?

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
10/13/2004 10:41 AM

I adore Star Trek so I really feel the need to participate:



Favorite Star Trek Character

TNG: Wesley! All the rest are a very close second.

DS9: Bashir *swoon!* and O'Brien. He's so great.

V: Seven of Nine or Harry Kim

E: None. Don't watch it.

Orininal: McCoy or maybe Sulu. . .or the random ensigns who get killed every show. They rocked.





Least Fave Character?

TNG: Dr Polanski. She crapped on season two.

DS9: Sisko.

V: Erm. . .Neelix I guess. Maybe. Tough one.

E: Again, don't watch it.

Orininal: Ummm. . .Kirk I guess.



Most memorable moment?

- There are soo many! Maybe. . .Troi's face when she sees the charicature of her on Barlay's holodeck program. Hilarious. Or the Doctor teaching Seven to sing "You are my Sunshine." So sweet, so sad.



Worst cop out line?

- I have to agree with Worf's "we don't talk about that" line. . .yeah. Big cop out.

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
10/13/2004 01:25 PM

Best:

ST: Scotty or Spock

TNG: Data or Geordi

DS9: Siskoor Odo

V: Chatokay or Paris - for his obsession with all things twentieth century.

E: Archer or Trip (partially obvious to those who know, his "Frost you, I'm right" attitude, and because you know he and T'Pol will make the beast with two backs)



Worst:

ST: Sulu or "Random Security Guy no. 4" cause you knew he was the first to die.

TNG: Pulaski or Lor

DS9: Rom or Gul Dukat

V: Cesska or Harry, when he was being a little bitch.

E: None so far



Most memorable moment?

When Data and Yar knocked boots stands out, but I'm a fan and enjoy every thing Trek.



Cop out?

I agree with the "We don't like to talk about it." Klingon bullShakespeare, and the explination of the change in uniform colors (or lack thereof) in the same episode.



Worst ideas:

Bringing Yar back as her illegitimate Romulon love child.



Replacing the lovely Dr. Crusher, who had a supressed lusting for Picard with the fugly Dr. Pulaski, who had some unexplained love/hate relationship with Picard, and leaving Wesley on the ship with his mother gone.



The episode where Janeway and Chakotay get some incurable disease, are left stranded on some strange planet where the disease won't affect them, they begin a life as "Adam and Eve", and just when they're getting to the point where they'll leave their past behind and get it on, the ship comes back and they have a cure.

Joe Dick - Karate Explosion! 389 8
10/13/2004 01:50 PM

Garek was the man.



Proof:

Odo: "You blewup your own shop?"

Garek: "Of course."

Odo: "Why?"

Garek: "I knew you wouldn't take me seriously otherwise."





You've got to hit the Shatner rythm when you write his stuff down.





But! noone. DELivered.... a LIIIINE...like...Kurrrrrk.

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
10/13/2004 02:23 PM

Kaaahhhhhhhhnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!

Fluro 14,139 11
10/13/2004 07:11 PM

Am I the only person here who can't name more than 3 star trek charicters?

Mr.Glass is Raping your Fancy 25,340 11
10/13/2004 08:32 PM

<action>beats himself in the brains with an ice pick</action> Orininal... orininal, orininal, ORININAL!



Guh! Ung... orininal!

Mr. Briham 38,843 10
10/13/2004 08:50 PM

Favorite:

Everyone you hated.



Least Favorite:

Everyone you liked.



Most memorable moment: Who the hell am I kidding, I never watched it.



Cop out line: If there was some way to draw on zug, I'd draw an awesome outline of a cop.

Munkus 2,801 10
10/13/2004 09:01 PM

Favorite Star Trek Character

OS: Spock

TNG: Data

DS9: Sisko

VOY: The Doctor

Ent: Trip



Least Fave Character?OS: Chekov i guess although he was cooler in the films

TNG: Troy

DS9: Kira

VOY: Kes

ENT: Reed

Most memorable moment?

Worf singing that song in way of the warrior (DS9) Also Data singing a song when he was scanning for lifeforms in generations.

Worst cop out line?

The entire 4th film, i mean it just makes no sense that a ranom probe would appear near earth wanting to talk to the whales.

Munkus 2,801 10
10/13/2004 09:04 PM

<action>scans for life-forms</action>Life-forms....

You tiny litle life-form....

You precious little life-forms....

Where.are.you?

Corduroy Jeens 47,619 51
06/23/2008 01:28 AM

My new favorite episode:
What are Little Girls Made Of (#7)

Captain, is that a stalactite or are you just happy to see me?

Cinderblock 27,578 25
06/23/2008 08:47 AM

Favorite Star Trek Character (all shows TNG, DS9, V, E, Orininal)?

SPOCK!

Least Fave Character?

Janeway

Most memorable moment?

When Spock says, "I am attempting to make a pneumonic memory circuit out of stone knives and bearskins," and Kirk is all like, "Yes, that would provide a challenge in LOGIC," and Spock is all like, "Ooooh you!"

Worst cop out line?

They're all so great, though!






I need to get my third cup of morning coffee now.

Vaguely Ravos 63,462 21
06/23/2008 08:48 AM

My new favorite episode:
What are Little Girls Made Of (#7)

"Set phasers to unconcious!"

Pubah, In Mourning 56,744 18
06/24/2008 12:21 PM

Favorite Characters
NG: Holideck nerd, Warf, Picard
V: Seven of Nine's hot ass
DS9: Ferengi Leader, Shape shifter security guy
Origional: Spock, Scotty

Least Favorites
NG: Ryker doing number 2, Crusher (either one)
DS9: Cardassians
V: Janeway with a Bullet
Origional; Ensign Smith (gets killed every week)

Most memorable
Data and Yar do the nasty (she was hot till she did that Steven King Movie)

Biggest Copout
Voyager...too much like Lost in Space, Land of the Giants, Gilligans Island