Hi, my name is: Chickens 286,208 61
08/10/2002 08:47 AM

Also:



Scooter: Trae's not half the whore I thought she was.

Chickens: She wouldn't do you either?

Scooter: Exactly

Salvia Divinorum 0 0
08/10/2002 08:54 AM

John Hargrave: "Give me the last of my dip, or I'll ban you, Emerson!"

Hi, my name is: Chickens 286,208 61
08/10/2002 09:08 AM

Trae: I never would have guessed Trix wasn't really gay, but showing up in the mini van with the wife and kids really floored me.

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08/10/2002 09:19 AM

Feeble:ow, my ass is sore

Chickens:ow my ass is sore

Trixxie:what a great weekend!

Error 404: Leppy Not Found 12,056 12
08/10/2002 09:20 AM

"I want to leave, but I just don't want to touch the doorknob"

Salvia Divinorum 0 0
08/10/2002 09:28 AM

"Is it 2?" - Scooter Brown

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
08/10/2002 10:05 AM

Trae: "Sorry, Scooter. My mom's cat dies."

Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
08/10/2002 10:07 AM

I won't be there, and I would NEVER turn my back on Trixxie. You cannot trust a Cajun with a belly full of liquor.

Bonky 75,728 15
08/10/2002 10:47 AM

Bonky: "I knew they wouldn't see me if I hid in the neighbors yard. Now, to exact my revenge. Exact? That doesn't make sense. Why would I exact anything? I wonder what fertilizer this guy uses. I may be allergic to it. Remember that time I broke out in the hives after touching that red tip photinia? Yeah, that sucked."

Bonky's handpuppet: "      "

Stormtrooper in Drag 17,582 13
08/10/2002 11:06 AM

Trae: Get out of my house!

Lap Nectar 156,785 17
08/10/2002 11:40 AM

Leppy: "Please?"

Trae: "No"

Leppy: "Please??"

Trae: "No"

Leppy: "Plea--"

Trae: "BAM!"

Lap Nectar 156,785 17
08/10/2002 11:41 AM

Jay: "Good shot! I taught you well!"

Catty Cat Cat, Sniffing Your Spicy Brains! 12,287 12
08/10/2002 12:02 PM

All the GAB mens (non-QTA, that is): Show us your boobs! We won't tell, we promise! It'll be like a secret societay!



All the GAB wommens: Ummmm... NO!





All the GAB's horses and all the GAB's men tried to put Humping together again...

Cap'n Stuby 17,826 13
08/10/2002 12:06 PM

Trae: I insisted that "exit-only" was a concrete rule, but it, like all rules was broken.

Lap Nectar 156,785 17
08/10/2002 12:23 PM

Stuby: "It only hurts for a second.."

Dead Robot 67,630 16
08/10/2002 12:59 PM

Tangent:



Will there be a webcam on during this marvelous event of eventness?



Can't let the Nutbutters show you up.

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08/10/2002 01:27 PM

NATCH!

Mephistophallus 19,936 13
08/10/2002 02:15 PM

"Jesus loves me this I know

For the Bible tells me so

Little ones to him belong

They are weak but he is strong

Yes Jesus loves me

Yes Jesus loves me

Yes Jesus loves me

The Bib GET OFF MY DICK TRAE WE'RE TRYING TO SING ABOUT JESUS"

Error 404: Leppy Not Found 12,056 12
08/10/2002 02:16 PM

that was funny.

pure funny.

Lap Nectar 156,785 17
08/10/2002 02:21 PM

Cool. So Scoot, you're going to read me Bible verses while we fvck?



Kinky.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
08/10/2002 02:24 PM

I'm still wondering if I'll get a hummer if I come









along.

Salvia Divinorum 0 0
08/10/2002 02:25 PM

Holy Frost-ing christ, you rock, Scoot.

Mephistophallus 19,936 13
08/10/2002 02:30 PM

"Cool. So Scoot, you're going to read me Bible verses while we fvck?"



I'll read you the part about not fornicating over and over again if it gets me laid.

Disabuser 3,439 11
08/10/2002 04:24 PM

Trae: "Godammit!! Who the Frost invited the time cube guy?!!"

onion 12,319 12
08/10/2002 05:03 PM

christ almighty am i glad i'm gonna be several thousand miles away from this blessed event.

Error 404: Leppy Not Found 12,056 12
08/10/2002 05:04 PM

I seem to recall a certain irate flatulent gabber of questionable sexual orientation in some of the boston photos, Onion.



Did you build that glass house yourself, or contract the work out?

Candie Kohrne, Complexis superioso 8,640 15
08/10/2002 05:08 PM

But all the cool people were at the last gathering.

Hi, my name is: Chickens 286,208 61
08/10/2002 05:09 PM

We're glad you're going to be several thousand miles away too with the attitude you've had lately, Jetta Jane.

Hi, my name is: Chickens 286,208 61
08/10/2002 05:12 PM

Candie, come to Hotlanta. I promise you will not regret it.

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08/10/2002 05:20 PM

Most of our major fixtures will be here, and it will be the largest gabfest yet. Come and join the party.



Sorry, even in GAB, I can't consider Nutbutter a cool kid.

Mephistophallus 19,936 13
08/10/2002 06:04 PM

The current, post-Jesusified Gab major fixtures and the old major fixtures are not necessarily going to be considered cool to the same people.

Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
08/10/2002 06:45 PM

Wait! I'm not cool?

Lap Nectar 156,785 17
08/10/2002 06:48 PM

C'mon Scooter... come to Grandma.

Mephistophallus 19,936 13
08/10/2002 07:00 PM

I'll come next year when your new years resolution is over.



again and again and again and again...

Lap Nectar 156,785 17
08/10/2002 07:12 PM

Crap... leave it to you to remember that.

Error 404: Leppy Not Found 12,056 12
08/10/2002 09:48 PM

Heh

Lap Nectar 156,785 17
08/10/2002 09:48 PM

Trae: "Trixxie, what's for dinner??"



Trixxie: "Coleridge"

















soup.

vertical bob 26,707 13
08/10/2002 11:49 PM

" "

Shizzle-My Nizzle 3,290 11
08/11/2002 01:02 AM

Spaz: "Wow, these are some Frosted up individuals, I got to go shower, bye."

dagwolf 1,016 11
08/11/2002 03:43 AM

Pardon me, sir. Could I interest you in an albatross?

Mephistophallus 19,936 13
08/11/2002 12:32 PM

Hot damn, look at that.

vertical bob 26,707 13
08/11/2002 12:35 PM

Could you point lounder? I'm a bit deaf.

Mephistophallus 19,936 13
08/11/2002 12:44 PM

Does this mean that I have the clickedest post of all time?

Mephistophallus 19,936 13
08/11/2002 12:47 PM

I'm going to print that out and frame it.



Or at least stick it on the fridge.



Maybe I'll take it and show it to my calculus teacher.

snowman 215 10
08/11/2002 01:22 PM

i'm not making this up, this is an actual quote i fond on a message board, i've underlined the funny part:



:iam 14 november 11th wen i get my new mission ;prodogy! wooooooo i have a boner its so exciting! so iam 13 at the moment"

Leppy, Hummingbird with a Hardon 12,056 12
08/11/2002 01:27 PM

"hello"

Lap Nectar 156,785 17
08/11/2002 01:43 PM

"Goodbye"





"I said, goodbye!!"

brother bill 1,905 13
08/11/2002 02:50 PM

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can...

Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
08/12/2002 12:22 AM

"Who used the last condom in the box and didn't get a new box out?"

(Just Only) Trixxie 65,021 15
08/12/2002 10:14 AM

(Trixxie) "So who wants to "earn" some of these here lovely Mardi Gras beads?"

Lap Nectar 156,785 17
08/12/2002 10:19 AM

Oohhhh! I have tons of those! Ummmm but I didn't get them that way.

Hi, my name is: Chickens 286,208 61
08/12/2002 10:44 AM

Has anyone besides Scoot filled tube by the new standards?

Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
08/12/2002 11:11 AM

Scooter is now the funniest Gabber ever.



In other news, Satan was seen at Lord's & Taylors shopping for woolen socks and thermal underwear.

dinesh 24,862 16
08/12/2002 01:17 PM

silly brother bill - no one ever gets arrested at GAB events.

vertical bob 26,707 13
08/12/2002 01:18 PM

Not yet. So we're about due.

brother bill 1,905 13
08/12/2002 01:25 PM

I wouldn't know...



only losers go to internet message board parties.



of course only losers post to internet message boards...



*signs up for gablanta*