(Just Only) Trixxie 65,021 15
08/13/2002 09:51 AM

Hey Marilyn Suck my Dick okay.

Reek Stankleberry 3,653 12
08/13/2002 09:51 AM

I like to have sex with a girl's privates.

Marilyn 12,471 13
08/13/2002 09:52 AM

Um. No.



Get that thing away from me.

vertical bob 26,707 13
08/13/2002 09:55 AM

Whassa dat t'ing sticking innuendo?

Lap Nectar 156,785 17
08/13/2002 10:01 AM

Oh ok.



Lets go back to talking about anus and gay sex. Yeah, that's better. Or how about fornicating goats? Or masturbation? Or retards? Alcoholism? Blow jobs? Breasts?



Oh wait - - this is a comedy board! That's right, and these things just aren't funny.

Marilyn 12,471 13
08/13/2002 10:03 AM

They could be funny.

Reek Stankleberry 3,653 12
08/13/2002 10:04 AM

I think there should be more talking about poops. Poops are funny cause they come out of a heiney.

(Just Only) Trixxie 65,021 15
08/13/2002 10:06 AM

I think we should talk about titty Frost-ing.

Hi, my name is: Chickens 286,208 61
08/13/2002 10:09 AM

I got new socks.

Lap Nectar 156,785 17
08/13/2002 10:09 AM

I hate when they poke you in the chin.

Marilyn 12,471 13
08/13/2002 10:11 AM

That's wonderful Chickens!

Lap Nectar 156,785 17
08/13/2002 10:11 AM

Chickens, can my dog sleep in your tent?

Marilyn 12,471 13
08/13/2002 10:13 AM

Trae, get thee laid quickly.



You seem to need it.

Lap Nectar 156,785 17
08/13/2002 10:14 AM

I can't Marilyn.



Celibacy is my new year resolution.

(Just Only) Trixxie 65,021 15
08/13/2002 10:15 AM

Lap Necter, do you prefer it when they spooge between your breasts or on your face ?

Marilyn 12,471 13
08/13/2002 10:15 AM

Ah. And why is that?

(Just Only) Trixxie 65,021 15
08/13/2002 10:16 AM

cause it feels so good with those soft warm dirty pillows rubbing against your glands penis that semen is expelled out of your pee pee hole, thilly.

Marilyn 12,471 13
08/13/2002 10:17 AM

*faints again

Lap Nectar 156,785 17
08/13/2002 10:19 AM

Miss Trixxie - it's been so long I don't remember. I'll let you know on New Years Eve at 12:01.





Marilyn - because. I'm all about challenges.

Bonky 75,728 15
08/13/2002 10:25 AM

It's either sex or God . . . . or my eyelashes.





Slim Pickins wasn't just a banjo playing drunk, you know.

Hi, my name is: Chickens 286,208 61
08/13/2002 10:26 AM

Should we plan another Gablanta for New Years eve?

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
08/13/2002 10:46 AM

Trae is so lucky she has a choice. Some of us have had celebacy thrust upon us.

Lap Nectar 156,785 17
08/13/2002 10:47 AM

You had to say thrust, didn't you?





WHY DO YOU PEOPLE MAKE THIS SO HARD ON ME?



hard - - crap.

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
08/13/2002 10:48 AM

Cum to Nutbutter

Marilyn 12,471 13
08/13/2002 10:51 AM

Oh now that's just vile.

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
08/13/2002 10:52 AM

<action>shoots a wad on Marilyn*</action>

































*(c) Scooter Brown

Hi, my name is: Chickens 286,208 61
08/13/2002 11:06 AM

We should have a Gabfest where we grab Scoot and Marylyn and lock them in a single stall bathroom for a weekend with a well installed 10x cam.



Hilarity NSues.

Marilyn 12,471 13
08/13/2002 11:06 AM

I like Scooter.



Though I'm sure not in a bathroom stall.

Pants 14,252 17
08/13/2002 12:09 PM

Marilyn please take back all the pets you gave me the other night. My crotch is getting sore from feeding them all day long.

Sleestack 30,342 13
08/13/2002 12:10 PM

Milk, you fool! You're supposed to feed them milk!

Marilyn 12,471 13
08/13/2002 12:13 PM

Two words.



You wish.

Hyperspaz - Duke Of Spazadonia 3,290 11
08/13/2002 12:13 PM

I love it when a woman points out that all the people in the room are ugly. But what she doesn't understand is everyone thinks she is ugly...wait a minute. No they don't, they all want to have sex with her.



But, ummm... I really have no argument here do I.

Mephistophallus 19,936 13
08/13/2002 12:44 PM

Hnyah!



I'm pretty.

Leppy, Hummingbird with a Hardon 12,056 12
08/13/2002 12:46 PM

pretty what?

Hi, my name is: Chickens 286,208 61
08/13/2002 12:48 PM

pretty much Jim Baker's twin brother

Mephistophallus 19,936 13
08/13/2002 01:05 PM

pretty Frost-ing sexy

Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
08/13/2002 01:07 PM

I'm willing to be that sex with an ugly girl feels just about the same as sex with a pretty one.



Not that I've ever had either.

Mephistophallus 19,936 13
08/13/2002 01:24 PM

it really doesn't.



well, I guess it depends on where the ugly comes from. Some kinds of ugly, if you close your eyes its like gyrating on top of a giant bean bag chair, shoving your dick in and out of a jar of chunky rotten mayonaise.

Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
08/13/2002 01:26 PM

Why do I have the feeling that Scoot is talking about his mother?

Dirk Lately 14,001 13
08/13/2002 01:28 PM

Because it's all he ever talks about?

Mephistophallus 19,936 13
08/13/2002 01:31 PM

because you fantasize about... I'm not even gonna say it. You are nasty individual.

Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
08/13/2002 01:33 PM

<action>Looks at Scooter with tears leaking down his cheeks.

(Just Only) Trixxie 65,021 15
08/13/2002 01:35 PM

Those are the two funnest posts in a long time, all other posts should be judged against them, not that lame ass postbear post. I WANT A NEW RANKING SYSTEM !

AmyPoo: Amber is the color if my energy 2,710 12
08/13/2002 04:55 PM

Lap Nectar



8/13/2002 9:14 am [ONS.LYA.234.240]





I can't Marilyn.



Celibacy is my new year resolution.



because you figured, hey, you're not getting any anyhow, might as well pretend it's on purpose?

Dopplegangbanger 19,936 13
08/13/2002 04:59 PM

I'm thinkin she's got a line of volunteers if she wants them

Lap Nectar 156,785 17
08/13/2002 05:01 PM

because you figured, hey, you're not getting any anyhow, might as well pretend it's on purpose?



Yeah, kind of like how you post things on here, pretending that people actually give a rats ass what you say?

Declan McManus 131,867 36
08/13/2002 05:12 PM

The only times I know I'm having too much fun are the times when I'm flossing with stray pubes.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
08/13/2002 09:51 PM

You may call me ugly Marilyn, but you haven't seen me in my pair of vinyl bondage shorts, then I'm just ugly, but with a cute ass.



so with that in mind THHHIIIBBBHHHHHH!

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
08/14/2002 01:56 PM

Just wanted to bring this back up to the top to flaunt this to Marilyn



shakes his moneymaker

Marilyn 12,471 13
08/14/2002 02:18 PM

You may call me ugly Marilyn, but you haven't seen me in my pair of vinyl bondage shorts, then I'm just ugly, but with a cute ass.



Why do they breed them so insanely tacky in the mid-midwest?

Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
08/14/2002 04:04 PM

Must be some stray Egyptian genes got mixed in.

Stormtrooper in Drag 17,582 13
08/14/2002 04:14 PM

<action>beats his Willy.</action>GAB isn't too sexual.

Hyperspaz (Hypercillus Spazererctus) 3,290 11
08/14/2002 08:09 PM

I would date a not so hot chick over a hot chick if the hot chick were and ignorant, shallow bitch!



Well, no I wouldn't but I would think long and hard about it. At least...10 minutes it would be a thought. But I would soon lose that thought and go have sex with my hot chick.

















*This message is for comedy purposes only, I am not really that shallow. I can get very, very deep. only a few of us men can do that.*

Sexy Raheem Huggy-Bear 12,287 12
08/14/2002 08:12 PM

Actually hitting the rind on the other side of the grapefruit with your peener does not constitute "deep."

john_shaft 795 13
08/14/2002 08:56 PM

It's not sexual till you've peed in someones butt.

Captain Slutpuppy 13,428 12
08/14/2002 08:57 PM

W00T

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
08/14/2002 10:43 PM

You are just jealous Marilyn, I may be able to wear tacky clothes, but I still look good enough for strangers to tickle me.



goes back to shaking his moneymaker

Candie Kohrne, Pet Psychic 8,640 15
08/14/2002 10:52 PM

Wide is preferable to deep, my dear.

Candie Kohrne, Pet Psychic 8,640 15
08/14/2002 10:53 PM

I'm going to end up regretting having said that.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
08/15/2002 02:00 PM

probibly but first we need to get the search function fixed again.



no I'm not just bringing this back up to the top to flaunt to marilyn, that I'm a sexy beast, well actually yes I am, but also the search function is broken too.

Lap Nectar 156,785 17
08/15/2002 02:05 PM

Note: Please do not use the following words to describe a penis:



Wang

Peener

Willy





Thank you very much.

Callie Mollari 14,455 13
08/15/2002 02:07 PM

Tallywhacker?

Lap Nectar 156,785 17
08/15/2002 02:07 PM

That's fine.

Declan McManus 131,867 36
08/15/2002 02:08 PM

"wang", et cetera aren't descriptions.





"rock hard," "massive," and "dripping" are descriptions!

Callie Mollari 14,455 13
08/15/2002 02:10 PM

schlong?

dr froglord 9,243 13
08/15/2002 02:11 PM

Actually "dripping" is a symptom.

Hi, my name is: Chickens 286,208 61
08/15/2002 02:12 PM

Tonsil Tickler?

Cap'n Stuby 17,826 13
08/15/2002 02:13 PM

I'm not ugly, I'm not handsome, but compared to you mangled bulldog-looking sunsabitches I'm Grade A.



It's why average-looking women always hang out with ugly chicks.

Declan McManus 131,867 36
08/15/2002 02:13 PM

froggie-



depends upon what might be dripping from the thing!

Marilyn 12,471 13
08/15/2002 02:14 PM

Yeah, just wait until you hit puberty and the zits start sprouting.

Cap'n Stuby 17,826 13
08/15/2002 02:15 PM

And I prefer the term "Pudding-Breathed Love Dragon" to your crude and unpoetic euphemisms...

Leppy; be the first on your block to have one! 12,056 12
08/15/2002 02:15 PM

mutton dagger, old blind bob, hanging johnny, fishing rod, tallywhacker, pocket rocket, one eyed trouser trout.



Ding dong, ankle spanker, pork sword, engine cranker, harry hotdog, davy crocket, let them all hang out.



pet names for genetalia, you know the girls think of them and you gotta love them.



pet names for genetalia, cause there's something silly about little willy.



Wang, wazoo, weenie, whacker, pecker, peepee, kidney cracker, heat seeking moisture missile, giggle stick, love whistle, tube steak, uncle dick, this is getting really sick. I'm not through there's one more, purple helmet warrior!



[*to the tune of We didn't start the fire*]

Cap'n Stuby 17,826 13
08/15/2002 02:15 PM

Yeah, just wait until you hit puberty and the zits start sprouting



Dammit, woman, you keep that up and I'm going to start liking you.

Marilyn 12,471 13
08/15/2002 02:16 PM

If you do, I'll be the luckiest woman alive.

Cap'n Stuby 17,826 13
08/15/2002 02:19 PM

Argh.



She defeats me.

King Moo Moo (Master of all Cowpie Underlings!) 828 10
08/15/2002 05:31 PM

Lap Nectar



8/13/2002 9:01 am [ONS.LYA.234.240]





Oh ok.



Lets go back to talking about anus and gay sex. Yeah, that's better. Or how about fornicating goats? Or masturbation? Or retards? Alcoholism? Blow jobs? Breasts?



Oh wait - - this is a comedy board! That's right, and these things just aren't funny.



Ahhhh...



Lap Nectar, my little fornicating swine! You talk to me when you speak of these things, don't you? You coy little vixen....



...it's against my better judgement but, O.K. you may have me.





Be gentle swee pee.

john_shaft 795 13
08/15/2002 06:04 PM

<-Hung like a soda can

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
08/15/2002 06:23 PM

<-- hung like a bottle cap

Arthur Gonzerelli 20,522 17
08/15/2002 06:24 PM

<action> <--- hung like a cattle thief.

Squeamish 38,986 14
08/15/2002 06:28 PM

<action> is hung like a black man</action>























Unfortunately like black man in Mississippi in the 1920s: limp, lifeless, and covered in flies.

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
08/15/2002 06:29 PM

Tehre goes Squeamish again, reminicing about the good old days.

Squeamish 38,986 14
08/15/2002 06:31 PM

The years go by but the memory stays.

john_shaft 795 13
08/15/2002 10:28 PM

*cue heavy lisp* I've been thinking about you...in a sexual manner

Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
08/16/2002 12:14 AM

<action>Bats eyelashes</action>

Why, thank you!

Flurizzle fo' schizzle (now G-UINIT rated) 14,139 11
07/23/2004 12:58 AM

set phazers for BUMP!

Teh Porn Producer 7,627 9
07/23/2004 12:59 AM

OH MY GAWD!

Dogs Akimbo 211,165 32
07/23/2004 01:06 AM

"Gab is getting way too sexual...."



Not for me, it's not.



Shakespeare.

Teh Porn Producer 7,627 9
07/23/2004 01:07 AM

"too sexual"



.. it's a way of life

Jantastic 10,022 10
07/23/2004 01:12 AM

Marilyn was always ahead of her time.

Pickle Weasle 4,016 9
07/23/2004 01:20 AM

some of this is boreder line porn..someone should start marketing it

Nachos - Hardcore since...well, never really... 57,521 23
07/23/2004 07:01 AM

Much as I like to catch up on old threads now and then, I always feel a bit wierd when I end-up clicking an old post by someone who's never going to notice....



Also, is it just me, or did some of Trixxie's posts come across as so...so...I can't even say it...



Hetero?

Stiletto: Slappy McGee pt.3 469 9
07/23/2004 07:54 AM

<action>Wonders if "Take a load off fanny" really just means "Wash your damn crotch, woman."</action>