Bonky 75,728 15
08/15/2002 10:50 AM

Feeble: I love my Dachsund.



Then, of course, have Dachsund scratched out, and Grandchild . . .ren written over it in a Blue Sharpee.

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
08/15/2002 10:50 AM

Rocken Donky: "My other car is my mom's"

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
08/15/2002 10:50 AM

Mmmm... Ren.

Marilyn 12,471 13
08/15/2002 10:51 AM

Nutbutter - I'm a hippie. See the irony MAN.

Pug and the Elf in his Head 593 10
08/15/2002 11:57 AM

I want one with one of them Jesus fish, and then it'll say "Goes good with tartar sauce".

Lap Nectar 156,785 17
08/15/2002 11:57 AM

"Please hire me."

Dopplegangbanger 19,936 13
08/15/2002 12:00 PM

"Ask me about the time I banged a humongously fat chick."

Bonky 75,728 15
08/15/2002 12:12 PM

Marilyn: "My other car contains contains a bomb. Praise Allah."





I mean, come on.

Pug and the Elf in his Head 593 10
08/15/2002 12:13 PM

Seriously thogh, I've never understood that. Can anyone simply, rationally explain to me what Jesus has to do with fish? No sermons please.

Dopplegangbanger 19,936 13
08/15/2002 12:14 PM

"Ask me about socialism, capitalism, christianity, atheism, television, cloning, women, middle-eastern politics, China, Europe, Jehova's Witnesses, the Euro, Britain, environmental regulation, carbon dating, extraterrestrial life, Tivo, Islam, Fight Club, counterstrike, missionaries, missionary position, Mormons, regional cultural habits, time zones, daylight savings time, the history of the civil rights movement, world war 2, vietnam, the gulf war, the hundred years war, the fall of the roman empire, the rise of civilization, the fossil record, early burial rituals, primate self awareness, ice ages, propecia, or bald life." - Ford Prefect

Marilyn 12,471 13
08/15/2002 12:15 PM

Bonky: "My other car thinks its a unicorn."

Dopplegangbanger 19,936 13
08/15/2002 12:15 PM

"Follow me and I shall make you fishers of men" - Jesus' bumber sticker

Marilyn 12,471 13
08/15/2002 12:16 PM

Seriously thogh, I've never understood that. Can anyone simply, rationally explain to me what Jesus has to do with fish? No sermons please.



Something about how he fed lots of people with only two fish.



They were magic or really big.

Stinky 7,952 12
08/15/2002 12:16 PM

Scooter: "Community College. Living with parents. 'Yes', I'm single."

Bonky 75,728 15
08/15/2002 12:19 PM

Well, duh. My other car is a unicorn!

Dopplegangbanger 19,936 13
08/15/2002 12:19 PM

"Look at my beautiful urine stained hair" - Jared James

Stinky 7,952 12
08/15/2002 12:28 PM

Jared James is dead...the arrogant, no-nothing role was taken over by Scoot.

onion 12,319 12
08/15/2002 12:29 PM

where the hell is donk, anyway?

Dopplegangbanger 19,936 13
08/15/2002 12:30 PM

I no that I no nothing

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
08/15/2002 12:30 PM

Donk is now posting as Freeze Dried Instant Coffee.

Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
08/15/2002 12:31 PM

Whaaaa???

onion 12,319 12
08/15/2002 12:32 PM

nuh uh.



freeze dried coffee sammich hasn't once started a thread just to point out that donk and tavis once flooded the board and to offer apologies for it even though no one even remembers that happening.

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
08/15/2002 12:33 PM

I was teasing.



Freeze Dried Coffee Burger used to be Ms. Sangria who used to be Donna who used to be Brook's Friend who used to be Nutbutter's Gab Girlfriend.



But now my Gab Girlfriend is Scooter Brown.

Dopplegangbanger 19,936 13
08/15/2002 12:35 PM

Just so you know, those aren't pillows.

Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
08/15/2002 12:36 PM

Six degrees of Freeze Dried Instant Coffee!! Everybody!

jellytot 3,504 11
08/15/2002 12:44 PM

<action> is too lazy to channel Ford</action>

Here you go, read and be edumacated

(Just Only) Trixxie 65,021 15
08/15/2002 12:51 PM

I knew that, the fish symbol was originally a Poe.

(Just Only) Trixxie 65,021 15
08/15/2002 12:51 PM

Carroll

(Just Only) Trixxie 65,021 15
08/15/2002 12:52 PM

Vagina

Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
08/15/2002 01:56 PM

On the fish thing - Marilyn is wrong.



1) A lot of the disciples were fishermen.

2) There's an acronym in Greek - "Jesus Christ God's Son, Savior" or something like that - which spells "fish".

3) There were a lot of persecutions on and off for the first 200 years.



Putting 1+2+3 together, the fish symbol became a way to identify yourself as a Christian in a subtle manner. Now, 1800 years later, it's a way to get your car scratched with keys.

Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
08/15/2002 01:56 PM

Scooter - "I can bench press my other car, too".

Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
08/15/2002 01:59 PM

Marilyn - "You're not well-dressed enough to be reading this."

(Just Only) Trixxie 65,021 15
08/15/2002 02:01 PM

Feeble - Go Ahead and Honk All You Like the Batteries in my Hearing Aid are Dead.

Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
08/15/2002 02:03 PM

Trixxie - "Be glad you're behind me".

Cap'n Stuby 17,826 13
08/15/2002 02:05 PM

Stuby: "Driver carries less than 50% of functioning brain cells at any time"



John Hargrave: "Self-deprecation is the ultimate form of humor you stupid bastard"

(Just Only) Trixxie 65,021 15
08/15/2002 02:06 PM

Actually, I have a rainbow flag, Government Parking Decails, A Support our Local Hearos, a people for the American way, the secret decail that lets me in places you can't go, and a Honk if You Love Doornobs.

Cap'n Stuby 17,826 13
08/15/2002 02:08 PM

Leppy: "Airplane Glue Sniffer's Union: Local 458"



Feeble: "Ask me about my mummified insides!"

Hi, my name is: Chickens 286,208 61
08/15/2002 02:08 PM

On the FISH- also it was used as a secret sort of password. During the Roman persecution under Nero, a believer talking to someone else who he was not sure of could non-chalantly draw in the dirt with a stick a crescent. If the other person was a believer, he could complete the fish by making an opposing crescent. If not, hey, I'm just doodleing in the sand, man.

Hi, my name is: Chickens 286,208 61
08/15/2002 02:10 PM

Chickens: Putting the Fun back in FUNdie

Cap'n Stuby 17,826 13
08/15/2002 02:11 PM

Nutbutter: "Honk if I left my kid on the car roof!"

Leppy; be the first on your block to have one! 12,056 12
08/15/2002 02:39 PM

Glue sniffer?

Dr. Joseph Richard, GYN 882 12
08/15/2002 02:42 PM

I've always wanted one that says:



"My other car actually IS my penis"

Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
08/15/2002 03:37 PM

onion: "Yes, I AM a lesbian. Did the Jetta give it away?"

Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
08/15/2002 03:38 PM

Stuby: "If found in Japan, please mail this car back to the USA".

onion 12,319 12
08/15/2002 03:40 PM

onion: "my other car is a closet full of my little ponies"







it's funny because it's true!

Arthur Gonzerelli 20,522 17
08/15/2002 04:03 PM

All GABbers: "Shut up, Moon!"

Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
08/15/2002 05:24 PM

Moon: "My other car is driven by one of my other personalities, too."

Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
08/15/2002 05:24 PM

Kenshin: "Codeslave's car can go 500 miles an hour and is invisible to radar!"

Hyperspaz (Hypercillus Spazererctus) 3,290 11
08/15/2002 05:29 PM

Hyperspaz - "No one gives a crap enough about hyperspaz to even insult him"

Salvia Divinorum(not Superkitten!) 0 0
08/15/2002 05:30 PM

Werehamster - "I used to have a penis, and I keep cockroaches as pets!"

Bonky 75,728 15
08/15/2002 05:48 PM

Bonky: "I have ringworm."



The cop: "Ha ha. I don't!"

Hi, my name is: Chickens 286,208 61
08/15/2002 06:05 PM

Ford: Ask me about my MNC

john_shaft 795 13
08/15/2002 06:07 PM

http://bongsuperstar.hostmb.com/images/072617283754.jpg

Squeamish 38,986 14
08/15/2002 06:16 PM

I can dig it!

Bonky 75,728 15
08/15/2002 06:19 PM

Bonky: "Keep driving on my tail, mother-Froster. I'll follow you home, kill your family, mutilate your pets, and throw darts at your rotting corpses. Oh, and Jesus loves me more than you!"

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
08/15/2002 06:20 PM

Nutbutter: "I wanna have the sex with Bonky"

Salvia Divinorum(not Superkitten!) 0 0
08/15/2002 06:22 PM

Salvia Divinorum: Hi! I'm a hallucinogenic variety of sage! And I'd like Bonky to give me a footjob!

Arthur Gonzerelli 20,522 17
08/15/2002 06:22 PM

"Fight Activism!"

Bonky 75,728 15
08/15/2002 06:23 PM

Bonky: "It's funny because it's true."

Bonky 75,728 15
08/15/2002 06:24 PM

YOU BASTARDS! That should have been after Nutbutter's post!

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
08/15/2002 06:43 PM

But not too much long after!





AHAHAHHAAHA oh bonky just laughed and laughed.

Arthur Gonzerelli 20,522 17
08/15/2002 07:02 PM

The males of GAB.... wait, no. The males of GAB that like women. No, that's not it either. Anyways, this one.

HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
08/15/2002 07:47 PM

i am in the duck hunting capitol of the us. i saw a plate that said: "i like my bitch hot and wet with my duck in her mouth."



haha, i laughed

Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
08/15/2002 08:57 PM

Squeamish: "You're driving wrong."

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
08/15/2002 10:51 PM

me: I might not be the sharpest knife in the kitchen, but I have the sharpest knives in the room.



Marilyn: Ask me about my bitterness



also



I like tacky dressing midwesterners that wear vinyl, but am too ashamed to admit so.

Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
08/16/2002 12:08 AM

T4: "If no parts are falling off this car - just wait a minute."

Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
08/16/2002 12:09 AM

Leppy: "Part of a team of silent, deadly killers. Follow me to Taco Bell."

Pug and the Elf in his Head 593 10
08/16/2002 12:11 AM

You know, it is a long running dream of mine to make a very successful suspense movie about a stalker/serial killer, and have it all be dead serious. And the title would be "Silent but Deadly".

Doc Freex 2,863 12
08/16/2002 12:11 AM

Ded_Freex: "If I look normal to you, I'm not"



Ok, someone else is gonna have to do mine for me it looks like.

Dopplegangbanger 19,936 13
08/16/2002 12:14 AM

Doc Freex: "I WILL BEAT YOU UP"

Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
08/16/2002 12:17 AM

Ded_Freex: "Trust me. You do NOT want to piss me off. Not even a little."

Sexy Raheem Huggy-Bear 12,287 12
08/16/2002 12:18 AM

<action>plants Scoot one on the kisser

Sexy Raheem Huggy-Bear 12,287 12
08/16/2002 12:20 AM

Sexhead: Why won't Scooter just love me?

Captain Slutpuppy 13,428 12
08/16/2002 12:20 AM

microcube - "honk if you're jailbait!"

Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
08/16/2002 12:21 AM

There is no love in Scooter's heart. Only mathematics. If you want his love, disguise yourself as a degenerate conic section.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
08/16/2002 12:22 AM

But feeble, all of the parts that I destroyed on my previous vehicles, stayed on, nothing flew off (yet)

Pug and the Elf in his Head 593 10
08/16/2002 12:23 AM

Squeamish - "Wide load".



Get it? It's funny cuz he's fat. See the irony and wit inherent in that statement?

Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
08/16/2002 12:24 AM

Oh. How about: "NAPA truck - this is the car you want to follow. Thank you."

Dopplegangbanger 19,936 13
08/16/2002 12:27 AM

I love my calculus teacher.

Dopplegangbanger 19,936 13
08/16/2002 12:28 AM

I want to touch her in the hiney.

jellytot 3,504 11
08/16/2002 05:58 AM

Shouldn't it just be

www.goatse.cx ?

jellytot 3,504 11
08/16/2002 06:00 AM

That's weird, I didn't format that as a link at all, just typed out the address.

dinesh 24,862 16
08/16/2002 07:38 AM

pure gab magic, 3.0 style

Capricious Nefarious Jones 78,550 13
08/16/2002 07:40 AM

Melanie: Baby on board. Not.

Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
08/16/2002 08:39 AM

Melanie: Brain on board: NOT!

vertical bob 26,707 13
08/16/2002 08:49 AM

vbob: "Bumper Sticker"

Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
08/16/2002 08:56 AM

VBob: "Underneath this mild-mannered exterior beats the heart of a wild and crazy daredevil! If my wife says it's OK."

Bonky 75,728 15
08/16/2002 10:10 AM

v.bob: "   "





He's just that sassy!

Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
08/16/2002 11:03 AM

Bonky: "Honk if you love Ed!"

Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
08/16/2002 11:03 AM

You know, if you look at this thread via "Gab at Work" there's probably 10 full pee tubes.

the duck says quack 278 10
08/19/2002 01:46 AM

Pug and the Elf in his Head



8/15/2002 11:23 pm [ORR.LML.142.25]





Squeamish - "Wide load".



it's funny because he drives an excessively large car

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
08/19/2002 02:13 PM

oh

Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
08/19/2002 03:11 PM

>Wide load



Is funny because Squeamish poops his pants.

Hyperspaz (Hypercillus Spazererctus) 3,290 11
08/19/2002 06:51 PM

Feeble "Help, it has fallen, and I can't get it up!"



*sorry feebles*

Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
08/19/2002 08:28 PM

The floppy disk was named for me!





Unfortunately.