Hi, my name is: Chickens 286,208 61
08/22/2002 05:28 PM

bullShakespeare

Hyperspaz (Hypercillus Spazererctus) 3,290 11
08/22/2002 05:28 PM

Squemish, I will come to hotel. but only to drag your worthlesss ass to Trae house where we are gonna introduce you to a southern blanket party.

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
08/22/2002 05:28 PM

"feces the consistency of condensed soup."



So instead of going to gabfest you're staying home for a weekend of hot sex?

Hi, my name is: Chickens 286,208 61
08/22/2002 05:28 PM

You can always cancel Holiday inn. I'm surprised those hacks even take reservations.

Sleestack 30,342 13
08/22/2002 05:28 PM

BullShakespeare is right. She didn't use enough arsenic.

Pants 14,252 17
08/22/2002 05:29 PM

You've got to be kidding right?



You have no idea how long I've spent coming up with fat jokes in preparation for your arrival.

Callie Mollari 14,455 13
08/22/2002 05:29 PM

bullShakespeare



No..soupShakespeare!

Squeamish 38,986 14
08/22/2002 05:33 PM

Can't cancel.



Doesn't the Internet make things convenient?

Vex 5,948 11
08/22/2002 05:33 PM

<action>weeps inconsolably.</action>



I was really, really looking forward to meeting you and C, Squeamish </serious>



What, the crane broke when they were trying to hoist you out of bed and into the car, Hambone?

Manhattan Fever 11,939 13
08/22/2002 05:36 PM

"I wash myself with a rag on a stick..."

Bonky 75,728 15
08/22/2002 05:44 PM

Squeamish, we were kidding about the 5cent donation cup to use the toilet!

Bonky 75,728 15
08/22/2002 05:44 PM

By we, I mean, I'm not going . . . not even as a surprise guest appearance . . . I didn't ruin any surprise.





SURPRISE, Surprize, Subflies!

Dirk Lately 14,001 13
08/22/2002 05:45 PM

Where's ma pryin' bar?

Declan McManus 131,867 36
08/22/2002 05:45 PM

Imodium.





buy it swallow it love it

Bonky 75,728 15
08/22/2002 05:46 PM

Some people use landscapers, but Imodium myself.





Oh, it's the rain.

onion 12,319 12
08/22/2002 05:49 PM

methinks he doth protest too much.

Marilyn 12,471 13
08/22/2002 06:11 PM

A likely excuse.



Well kedos to Squeamish for avoiding the inevitable disaster.



While he is very very fat, one cannot say he is stupid.....







....100% of the time.

Lap Nectar 156,785 17
08/22/2002 06:35 PM

There's a reason you weren't invited, Marilyn.

Hyperspaz (Hypercillus Spazererctus) 3,290 11
08/22/2002 06:45 PM

haha

HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
08/22/2002 08:40 PM

Well kedos to Squeamish for avoiding the inevitable disaster.



we know how the boston deal turned out. i'd would go to gablanta before gaboston. if i hadn't moved 3 months ago, i'd be going.

Mr. Big 19,242 12
08/22/2002 08:42 PM

Suck it up, weenie boy. 101 degree fever ain't Shakespeare.

onion 12,319 12
08/22/2002 09:11 PM

"we know how the boston deal turned out."



praytell, how did the boston deal turn out, then?

HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
08/22/2002 09:58 PM

DECLAN WAS BORED TO SLEEP FOR CHRIST'S SAKE

King Moo Moo (Maker of NEW! Crunchy Cowpies™) 828 10
08/22/2002 09:59 PM

Squeemie, you mean to tell me that Condensed Soup Poo ISN'T normal?

156,785 17
08/22/2002 10:05 PM

I truly am sorry to here, this, and sadly I think he's telling the truth.





Bastard. Sick fat soup poop bastard.

dinesh 24,862 16
08/22/2002 10:09 PM

i am also sick, also with a 101 degree fever (earlier, it broke now), but you don't see me bailing.

Manhattan Fever 11,939 13
08/22/2002 10:11 PM

That's because you think Trae's gonna yank your winky. Wouldn't want to miss out on an opportunity like that, wouldja.

Manhattan Fever 11,939 13
08/22/2002 10:13 PM

I mean Jesus Crimmeny Allah, isn't that why 99% of the dudes going there are going there? To play a round of 'Soggy Muffin' on Trae?

King Moo Moo (Maker of NEW! Crunchy Cowpies™) 828 10
08/22/2002 10:15 PM

Use of the term, 'Soggy Muffin' will earn you a click no matter when or how it is used.

Mr. Big 19,242 12
08/22/2002 10:17 PM

Here, here.

dinesh 24,862 16
08/22/2002 10:17 PM

i suppose seeing trae's tits is high on the list, but i'm also going to visit my brother.

King Moo Moo (Maker of NEW! Crunchy Cowpies™) 828 10
08/22/2002 10:21 PM

Spotting mellons, thumper watchin', headlamp leerin', tit oogleing, etc.



Brestestes are the bestestes.



Tasty too.

Squeamish 38,986 14
08/22/2002 11:06 PM

The fever's not the problem.



The loose meat sandwich that is my large intestine is the problem.



I'm not worried about being in Atlanta, I'm worried about getting to Atlanta.



Explain to me how one drives for 8.5 hours without being more than 15 seconds away from a toilet, like I must never be.



The Suburban's still got that new leather smell, I don't want have to take it to the detailers for the "I had to pick up my grandma" special.

Squeamish 38,986 14
08/22/2002 11:27 PM

Even though I'm not coming, are you all still going to meet at the bar I suggested?

Captain Slutpuppy 13,428 12
08/22/2002 11:37 PM

wear adult care diapers, and when you get to trae's house, make her change you on the coffee table.

Gonzo With Bleach Alternative 20,522 17
08/23/2002 12:08 AM

Avoid a Judson Earney Scott retrospective, and you;ll be OK.

vertical bob 26,707 13
08/23/2002 01:23 AM

Just cut a hole in the driver's seat and out through the bottom of the car.

Daggylass 86,684 14
08/23/2002 07:49 AM

I've decided not to come either.



Please..... no weeping!

Pants 14,252 17
08/23/2002 08:12 AM

Squeamish just cut 2 holes in a Heft cinch sack hop on in and leave all your worries to the garbage men.

Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
08/23/2002 08:25 AM

You can carry an improvised toilet. A Suburban is a huge vehicle for 2 people. When necessary, pull to the side of the road, poop in a pot, cover pot, continue.



Most people would have to throw away the pot after the trip, but you don't even have to do that.

Pants 14,252 17
08/23/2002 08:34 AM

Yeah you should weight the pot and after the trip and figure out Pounds of excrement per mile.

Hi, my name is: Chickens 286,208 61
08/23/2002 10:31 AM

I wanted to meet Squeamy, and curiously C to find out who would marry him, but wouldn't relish using her toilet after he coats the entire bathroom with his spray.

Hi, my name is: Chickens 286,208 61
08/23/2002 10:31 AM

This sucks, big guy. You guys will be missed.

Lap Nectar 156,785 17
08/23/2002 10:32 AM

Well, you're coming Chickens. That's all that matters.

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
08/23/2002 10:33 AM

My guess is C took a quick glance at Gab to see what she was getting ionto and decided she'd rather not go.

Hi, my name is: Chickens 286,208 61
08/23/2002 10:34 AM

Slipped Squeam a lax?

Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
08/23/2002 10:42 AM

We once had a neighbor who would annoy us by dropping by and grazing uninvited through whatever food was visible.



So, my ex-wife got a box of chocolate covered Ex-Lax and put them in a bowl like they were candies.



Neighbor ate about half the bowl - again, didn't ask, just started munching away.



I guess she spent most of that afternoon on the pot.

Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
08/23/2002 10:43 AM

Now, if SHE were coming to Gablanta, Squeamish would make a point of being there.

King Moo Moo (Try my NEW! Crunchy Cowpies™) 828 10
08/23/2002 10:44 AM

They could compare squirt factors like distance, consistancy & chunky content.