Well, the party is over (except the hangover) and I am back in my nice comfy home. It has been a pretty intense weekend, and I will try to provide you with the inside scoop as to what went on.
Friday Night:
We all met at Olive Garden for dinner, A few of use were on time and others were late. I knew who Trixxie was without even an introduction, he was the guy dressed like a rapper and wearing an unbelieveable amount of beads that he swears he earned. However, my main concern was what had been done to the beads since "earning" them. So we all sat down and started ordering our food, I made sure I ordered the tallest beer they had right off the bat, I knew I was in for a long night. The waitress seemed to be easy going and thankfully open-minded after the Jackie Brown comments (our waitress was african-american), deepthroat breadsticks contest (Trixxie won in my opinion) and general sexual topics (typical Gab).
After dinner we all went to Trae's house and started drinking more and playing on the Webcam. If any of you missed the webcam estravaganza, here are a few recorded cam shots. I am sure there will be a nice online collection of photos, videos and cam shots soon.
Interesting things that happened that night:
-Trixxie relieving his gas pains on Chickens lap, mutiple times. (they were both so drunk they don't remember, what's else do they not remember?)
-Trae getting her boobs touched by just about everyone but good ol'spaz (not that I didn't want to)
-Trae exposed her wonderful blossoms of joy (AMEN)
-Leppy and Trixxie expose their willy wonkas for the webcam. However I would like to mention what was said by Leppy as Trixxie pulled out his rod of nerf "dude, that thing stinks". (Leppy, how close were you man?)
-Trixxe at one point had his shorts and skippies down to his knees, drunk and trying to show the webcam his Tom, dick and harry. However, he was so drunk, he just about fell on chickens and it was pretty funny watching Trixxie stumble around trying to pull his britches back up. (Thank God the Dog was outside)
-Chickens exposed his hairy man-boob (I would like to add that chickens is a handsome fella, in a manly sort of way)
-Jay pretty much watched and guarded his booty, worked on a few PC problems and had wicked long hair. (Hearing him in person after hearing him on speaker phone all the time was strange, I was wondering were all the static sounds went?)
-What did I do? I went around flashing my belly to the cam, and smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo.
Friday night was great, however my concern was for SAT. How rowdy was it going to get? Was my booty going to lose it's purity?
Saturday was really fun. I arrived at Trae's house around 2:45pm. As I walked onto the porch, I was greeted by Dangeo and his cute daughter. Trixxie and I sat on the porch and had conversations of a rectul nature. Then I went and watched Trixxie play on the PC and now he appeared to be somewhat cam shy? Go figure?
Well, we finally got things started and left for StartTime, a cool Dave and Buster's type place, however with a movie theater and a mini-golf course added to it. We waited in the Cafe for a while, then Dinesh arrived and that is when the party started! We all relocated to the cocktail lounge and added 3 tables together, and we drank a few beers and then played pool.
In between that time, Red Two Lips, Pants, Skippy and Ms. Sangria had already arrived and everyone seemed to get along great. I would like to apologize to Dangeo for my lack of pool skills and costing us the game. Dangeo is an exeptional pool shark, followed by Pants and Wako. People that should never play the game again are Me, Dinesh and Skippy.
Well, pool became boring so I left with Pants, Skippy and our happily gay friend Trixxie (who would like to drink Skippy and Pants bathwater). We played a cool daytona racing game, in which old spaz dominated with a 1st place rank and with pants literally on my ass in a close 2nd. Trixxie had some technical difficulties with the game and had to play a solo game, however, he showed us all that he can handle a stick and came in an amazing 40th place. We were having a great time until my dumb ass left Dangeo expensive visual equipment by the basketball game after trusting me to watch it for him. Thank God it was still there, I really bruise easily. However, that was my only party foul for the day.
We finally left for Trae's house in a long caravan of vehicles, since only 2 of use knew how to make it back. I realized that her front yard looked like a used auto dealership after we all parked our vehicles in any open space we could find. I wanted to scream HOUSE PARTY!!, but I didn't. After a few beers and a little socializing I went on the screened porch and started playing my acoustic guitar.
It was a hot summer night in Georgia, the sweet tea was brewed and I was playing a little country for Ms. Sangria and her fella, Red-Two lips and a few others. It was nice to hear blister in the sun sung by twelve tone def people, but it was still cool. We sang all the greats like american pie, brown-eyed girl and I will survive. We finally went inside to cool down and watch some classic computer stew episodes and show various body parts to the new and imporved webcam (thanks dangeo). Mookie got to see more than he wanted I am sure, however any others that were watching probably wondered what some of those hairy images were. I was on the couch laughing my ass off, along with Red Two lips and Dinesh. Trixxie came strolling in wearing a beatiful cocktail dress, pearls and a feather scarf and almost changed Dinesh's sexual preference. She was certainly entertaining and made the evening quite enjoyable. So, eventually some of us went back to the porch for more guitar, which I did most of the night until I became to drunk to play. Eventually everyone left but me, Trixxie, Trae and Wako (chickens was alseep on the couch).
My conversations with trixxie went on through the night mainly like the following:
Trixxie: You can't have me so don't even try it.
Hyperspaz: I don't like guys
Trixxie: I said you ain't getting any of this.
Hyperspaz: I don't like guys
Trixxie: You know you want it but you can't have it.
Hyperspaz: I don't like guys
Trixxie: I have me a guy back home.
Hyperspaz: I don't like guys
The night ended with me crashed on one of Trae's couches
Now the fun part. These are my notes on each person I met at Gablanta.
Trae: A fun, open-minded woman with great jubblies. Thanks for letting me crash on your couch. You rock!
Wako: A cool fella with balls of steel. His intelligence frightens me.
Chickens: This guy was not what I anticipated. He is a pretty cool dude with a good head on his shoulders. I guess you are not an 11 year old girl like I thought.
Trixxie: What can I say about her? She loves to laugh, and can certainly party. Very entertaining individual and fun.(why were my pants unzipped when I woke up this morning?)
Red two Lips: Anyone who chooses to listen to me play the guitar and sing is awsome in my books. She was reserved, but you could tell she had some wild in her. She had a great laugh.
Dinesh: This guy is all pimp. He even has the shirt to prove it.
Dangeo: Pool shark, video saviour, uber geek, a man to be admired.
Jay Stevens: Cool hair! He sounds even better without all the static air. Another uber geek to be admired.
Pants: Dude is a skateboarding, pool playing freak. He is cool even though he drank no beer.
Skippy: Dude is a booty bare'in, seriously tall freak. He is also cool even though he drank no beer.
Ms. Sangria: An aswome girl that likes country music. She was certainly fun and liked to sing.
Thanks for adding for great memories to my life on Zug!
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