dr froglord 9,243 13
08/26/2002 04:05 PM

"So, I'm banging this turtle...."

Dirk Lately 14,001 13
08/26/2002 04:08 PM

Now isn't this nice?











Nice.

Leppy; Walking Lotion Dispenser. 12,056 12
08/26/2002 04:09 PM

<action>pets Dirk in a non sexual manner.

dr froglord 9,243 13
08/26/2002 04:11 PM

Is this the site with those hare-less turtles?



God, those are hot.

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
08/26/2002 04:12 PM

I liked turtles better six months ago.

Bonky 75,728 15
08/26/2002 04:13 PM

I hear the blood of sea turtles is used as an aphrodisiac in those dirty countries.





























They're SEXY!

FreakOnIce 399 10
08/26/2002 04:14 PM

i am trying to figure out how to get Bonky to respond to any of my threads.



any ideas?

Chickens, who knows where the bodies are buried 286,208 61
08/26/2002 04:14 PM

Froglord, that first post was perfectly timed. You are my hero today.

Bonky 75,728 15
08/26/2002 04:15 PM

Freak, tell me about grapes.

dr froglord 9,243 13
08/26/2002 04:17 PM

Thank you. Thankyaverymuch.



*eats peanut butter and turtle sandwich*

Callie Mollari 14,455 13
08/26/2002 04:19 PM

Mmmmmmm caramel and pecans.

Bonky 75,728 15
08/26/2002 04:21 PM

I believe there's a white van convoy driving down my street.



Is the president in town?

dr froglord 9,243 13
08/26/2002 04:23 PM

Have there been other white vans?



Are they setting a precedent?

FreakOnIce 399 10
08/26/2002 04:25 PM

grapes....





well....



they are, like, grapey tasting and stuff. in soume cultures, people like to smash them with their bare feet and let the juices ferment until it tastes like Romulan Ale.



I had a cherokee Indian grandmother, and when she tasted the ale like grape substances, she swore that the moon could stop time and that her own elbows were watching her.

FreakOnIce 399 10
08/26/2002 04:31 PM

what do you think?

Sleestack 30,342 13
08/26/2002 04:39 PM

I think turtles are cute.



(recursive thread)

Callie Mollari 14,455 13
08/26/2002 04:39 PM

Are they white vans or white Broncos?



If it's the latter, OJ's in town...looking for the "real killer".

Hyperspaz (Great White Hunter of Boobies) 3,290 11
08/26/2002 04:45 PM

When I was a kid, me a friend found a dead turtle on a road in our neiborhood. It was a hot summer day, and the turtle had somehow managed to swell something fierce. It was pretty much a ball, so before I could stop my retarded friend(we will just call him Willy), he drew back and kicked that massive ball of turtle. However,the turtle did not shoot off in the air like a Pele soccer ball as my retarded friend expected. Instead, it literally exploded, and the most fould smlling black ooze went all over me and my little brain-damaged retard. The smell was so potent, that I smelled it on me for days, I could not wash the smell off. That was the last summer I spent with my mentally challenged collegue.

Dirk Lately 14,001 13
08/26/2002 04:45 PM

I think I'm going to buy a gong. A big one.

Dirk Lately 14,001 13
08/26/2002 04:45 PM

Maybe he's not so dumb.

Dr. Wibble 148 10
08/26/2002 04:49 PM

I have a second hang gong for sale if you'd like. Hardly used, belonged to an old quadraplegic lady who hardly used it so it still has a good few gongs left in it.

Bonky 75,728 15
08/26/2002 04:57 PM

They're white vans. Mini, normal, and conversions! EVERYWHERE!











And they're being driven by sexy turles eating grapes!

Bonky 75,728 15
08/26/2002 04:57 PM

turTles.

I am Crickette's Monday Morning 2,472 12
08/26/2002 04:58 PM

You know who my favorite turtle is?



Cecil Turtle





Cecil rawks.

Declan McManus 131,867 36
08/26/2002 05:02 PM

slow white bronco?





some of them.





Elway (not to be confused with Elroy,) was not one of them.

FreakOnIce 399 10
08/26/2002 05:03 PM

you get a clickie for that one Declan

Missus Peec0ck 12,287 12
08/26/2002 08:35 PM

<action>sidles up to Dirk in a non-sexual way and sez, also in a non-sexual way</action>So, is that a turtle in your pocket, or is the head of your penis bursting against the seam of your pants?

Missus Peec0ck 12,287 12
08/26/2002 08:47 PM

HAHAHAHAHA!!!





I watch funny game show. But that is not wherein the funny lies. One contestant's name is "Pooneh" and it is pronounced "Poon-nay."





HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!



Okay, okay, that can't be the funny part either, since this is GAB, where puerile sexual innuendo could never possibly thrive. But if that isn't the funny part, then I don't know what is.