Callie Mollari 14,455 13
08/28/2002 02:10 AM

Martha Stewart for Metamucil:



"Regular Bowel Movements....they're a Good Thing!"

Callie Mollari 14,455 13
08/28/2002 02:17 AM

Ronald Reagan for Pull-Ups:



"Mommy I'm a big boy now!"

Zappa Krappa 1,896 12
08/28/2002 02:34 AM

buckwheat endorsing al sharpton for prez-o-dent! o-tay!



squeamish for super colon blow and depends.(same commercial, of course)

Callie Mollari 14,455 13
08/28/2002 02:34 AM

Monica Lewinsky for Shout:



"Got an incriminating semen stain? Shout it out!"

Declan McManus 131,867 36
08/28/2002 02:37 AM

David Duke for Wamsutta Sheets.

Zappa Krappa 1,896 12
08/28/2002 02:39 AM

osama bin laden in a mentos commercial.



think about that.

Callie Mollari 14,455 13
08/28/2002 02:44 AM

Or Osama bin Laden in a Disneyland Commericial...

Declan McManus 131,867 36
08/28/2002 02:46 AM

Or Osama bin Laden in a Lexus commercial!

Zappa Krappa 1,896 12
08/28/2002 02:46 AM

...like a true child with great anticipation, osama waits for the big fireworks show at the end of the night...

Zappa Krappa 1,896 12
08/28/2002 02:49 AM

bob dole for viagra.



huh? really?! hmmm.

Cletus 238 10
08/28/2002 03:54 AM

Rosie O'Donnel for Dog Chow

Declan McManus 131,867 36
08/28/2002 02:03 PM

Chaldron Urkel Hoodspinster for Price Waterhouse.

john_shaft 795 13
08/28/2002 02:05 PM

Starving somolian child on a Starbucks billboard



john_shaft for rectal condoms

Cletus 238 10
08/28/2002 02:05 PM

Tom Greene for Prozac

Chickens, who knows where the bodies are buried 286,208 61
08/28/2002 03:30 PM

Tom Greene would do a better job selling birth control pills.

Cletus 238 10
08/28/2002 04:04 PM

We don't need anymore running around like Tom Greene.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
08/28/2002 04:16 PM

Capt Stuby for Ramen Noodles:



"ARG! CRAP! DUE TO THE HIGH MSG CONTENT, THESE THINGS GIVE ME THE RUNS!"

Cletus 238 10
08/28/2002 04:41 PM

Nutbutter for Peter Pan



uh-oh I tant calk

Declan McManus 131,867 36
08/28/2002 08:20 PM

I can't believe none of you have said this yet:



onion for the Volkswagen Jetta.

Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
08/28/2002 08:24 PM

Marilyn for Jaggermeister



(pardon the spelling please)

Dead Freaks 2,863 12
08/28/2002 08:24 PM

onion,



For the Volkswagen Jetta

Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
08/28/2002 08:25 PM

Keith Richards for Valium



Yoou know he eats those things like candy, they might as well pay him something in return.

Dead Freaks 2,863 12
08/28/2002 08:26 PM

You know which one too.



That one were she parks her car in a super market parking lot and the basket goes rolling towards it and so she jumps through the air to stop it from crashing into her car and she barely gets out



"i'm ok"

onion 12,319 12
08/29/2002 08:22 PM

dude, i can't believe i missed this.



of COURSE i do that! i even look for that parking space waaaaay out far away from all the other cars so that my car can have 1. shade and 2. a buffer from shopping carts.



jason hated it. then he got a jetta of his own and started doing it. now i hate it.

Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
08/29/2002 08:42 PM

I'm surprised no one mentioned:



Me for Geritol.

Dead Robot for Depends.

Ford Prefect for The Hair Club for Men.

Vlad the Indestructible Diaper Doo 19,599 12
08/29/2002 08:48 PM

jason hated it. then he got a jetta of his own and started doing it. now i hate it.



No Lord!!! You've turned Jason into a lesbian!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
08/29/2002 11:37 PM

I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body!

brother bill 1,905 13
08/30/2002 12:34 AM

Squemish has a lesbian trapped in his body.

Cletus 238 10
08/30/2002 12:49 AM

Keith Richards for the Betty Ford Clinic



Because he can cause anybody to quit drinking by showing them his face.Ahh! "What the hell was that,man thats it I'm done drinking".

Yip Bonk Toad 3,028 13
08/30/2002 12:50 AM

Ozzy for Johnson's baby shampoo.





You know..







"No more tears"

FreakOnIce 399 10
08/30/2002 12:55 AM

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Declan McManus, Chickens's PR staffer 131,867 36
03/31/2003 06:51 PM

Bart Simpson for PETA





"Don't Have A Cow, Man."

The Lady Trixxie 65,021 15
03/31/2003 07:15 PM

Mike Moon "Pie" for RC Cola

Marty McFly 19,242 12
03/31/2003 08:01 PM

Dubya for R.I.F.

Feeble, Annoyer of Gabbers 32,400 15
04/01/2003 02:09 AM

Tommy Franks for Roach Motel.

DeclanMcManus: plain, but never simple 131,867 36
06/07/2004 12:18 AM

A blasto from the pasto!

Lobster 653 9
06/07/2004 12:27 AM

The goatse man for Hemorrhol.

Sheldwyn 14,626 9
06/07/2004 12:30 AM

The army for Piddlers







Piddlers are toilet targets to train your child to aim into the toilet. It's by a company called Cheeky Monkey

Sheldwyn 14,626 9
06/07/2004 12:32 AM

Darth Vader for the Christian Singles network.

Mofo Baggins <FrGr> 10,950 9
06/07/2004 12:32 AM

Callista Flockhart for Bowflex



<shamelessplug> http://www.cafeshops.com/tehfunnyp3

</shamelessplug>

superturkey 6,678 0
06/07/2004 12:57 AM

<action>tallies up all the potential mahas</action>



ronald reagan's grave for miracle grow?

no one in particular 0 8
06/07/2004 01:21 AM

Andrew W.K. for ritalin

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
06/07/2004 10:17 AM

Barenaked Ladies for Playboy.

SAVIORA 666 10
06/07/2004 02:18 PM

John Connor for Old Glory Life Insurance







The Crocodile Hunter for Band-Aid Brand

Dead Robot, Race Bannon's Bitch 67,630 16
06/07/2004 02:30 PM

Paul Rubens for Bob Evans Restaraunts.



"Try the mashed potatoes! Mmmmm! Creamy! Ha!"

Gonzo 20,522 17
06/07/2004 02:32 PM

Sonny Bono for The Arbor Day Foundation.

Gonzo 20,522 17
06/07/2004 02:35 PM

Ok, ok...



Cher for The Arbor Day Foundation.

godot 15,434 11
06/07/2004 02:39 PM

Michael Jackson for Soap on a Rope.

The Foot 14,139 11
06/07/2004 09:55 PM

R. Kelly for the Sony Handycam

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
06/07/2004 09:57 PM

Ronald Reagan for Life Magazine.

thelastpotato 147 9
06/07/2004 10:17 PM

Nancy Reagan for Babywipes.

Ashton Kutcher for MIT.

Iraqi civilians for Lockheed Martin.

The Foot 14,139 11
06/07/2004 10:24 PM

Animant Kilonshkiov (Frostit, I can't spell that ruski's name...)



for World Peace

qLoP, Wizard of Oz monkey + Herpes 730 9
06/07/2004 11:16 PM

mynutzyourface for gab

Chit4Brainz 178,732 15
06/07/2004 11:46 PM

Laci Peterson for Excedrin.

Lobster 653 9
06/07/2004 11:50 PM

Bobbit for Trojan

Lobster 653 9
06/07/2004 11:53 PM

Kurt Cobain for the NRA

D.B. Cooper 1,800 12
06/08/2004 04:32 AM

Onion for Midol

Yikes.