onion 12,319 12
09/18/2002 04:41 PM

a women?



a women?



perhaps a women should figure out subject verb agreement before s/he thinks about marriage.

Feeble, possessed by the demon Chackens 32,400 15
09/18/2002 04:41 PM

Depends on the situation, but I'd say you should ask him to ask you to marry him.

I'm Leppy, and I'm a GABaholic. 12,056 12
09/18/2002 04:42 PM

No, instead, she should tie him to the bed, pull down his shorts, lick down his chest to his waist, then pull up a chair and ask "so when are you going to propose?"



I know I wouldn't say no.

Bonky 75,728 15
09/18/2002 04:43 PM

Propose what?

SalsaShark, Won Ton Pickup 6,518 11
09/18/2002 04:43 PM

onion, will you marry me?



and yes, i don't see any problem with a woman proposing marriage.



'course, i don't see any problem with a woman driving around in a jetta sporting work boots and a flattop, but that may just be 'cause i'm a yankee.

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
09/18/2002 04:43 PM

No, a woman should shut the hell up, get her man a beer, and do whatever the hell he tells her to do.

Chackens, Original Recipe 286,208 61
09/18/2002 04:44 PM

Only if you're desparate and want to drive him off.

Jinx.tv 5,835 13
09/18/2002 04:45 PM

Okay, I'm taking a poll. Is licking someone all over with your slightly wet slurpy tongue a good thing or an icky thing?

Feeble, possessed by the demon Chackens 32,400 15
09/18/2002 04:46 PM

So, Nuttles, I take it Gavia proposed to you?

Trae, just Trae 156,785 17
09/18/2002 04:47 PM

Marraige is for suckas, suckas.

Feeble, possessed by the demon Chackens 32,400 15
09/18/2002 04:47 PM

If you're asking me, Jinx, if I want you to lick me all over, the answer is "No".



I have ticklish spots. You can lick me over 97% of my body.

Squeamish 38,986 14
09/18/2002 04:48 PM

>a women should figure out subject verb agreement before s/he thinks about marriage.



Wouldn't that be noun/adjective agreement?



Isn't the plural of the verb "propose" also "propose?"

SalsaShark, Won Ton Pickup 6,518 11
09/18/2002 04:49 PM

jinx, that's definitely subjective. if my girlie-girl is doing the licking, then hoo-cheeeeeeeYAYAYAYAA! if someone else is doing the licking, then ohgodohgodhasshehadhershots?!?!?

SalsaShark, Won Ton Pickup 6,518 11
09/18/2002 04:50 PM

it's article/subject agreement, since "a" is really the offensive part of that sentence. take away the article (or recast the sentence so the article agrees with the subject) and it's A-OK.

Squeamish 38,986 14
09/18/2002 04:51 PM

articles are specifics type of adjectives

Sleestack 30,342 13
09/18/2002 04:52 PM

A men will accepting a women proposed.

Squeamish 38,986 14
09/18/2002 04:52 PM

"specific types"

onion 12,319 12
09/18/2002 04:52 PM

wow.



nobody caught it.



i screwed up my flame!



it's not a lack of subject verb agreement. it's an improper use of a singular adjective with a plural noun.



my bad.

SalsaShark, Won Ton Pickup 6,518 11
09/18/2002 04:53 PM

oooh, you almost came out of that with your dignity, squeamish. good try!

onion 12,319 12
09/18/2002 04:53 PM

yeah, okay.



so you caught it.

Candie Kohrne, Complexis superioso 8,640 15
09/18/2002 04:53 PM

Jinx, you may lick me in my ticklish spots with with your slightly wet slurpy tongue.

SalsaShark, Won Ton Pickup 6,518 11
09/18/2002 04:55 PM

hoo-cheeeeeeeYAYAYAYAA!

Merkin 10,008 13
09/18/2002 05:00 PM

"Jinx, you may lick me in my ticklish spots with with your slightly wet slurpy tongue."



o-n-e h-a-n-d t-y-p-i-n-g

Jinx.tv 5,835 13
09/18/2002 05:02 PM

...and is face-licking a turn-on?

SalsaShark, Won Ton Pickup 6,518 11
09/18/2002 05:03 PM

provided it's done in moderation - and you haven't just killed off a heapin' helpin' of Five-Alarm Buffalo Tenders - yes.

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
09/18/2002 05:04 PM

and is face-licking a turn-on?



It depends. If you're licking my face while my face is buried between some other chick's thighs then yes, it's a turn-on.

SalsaShark, Won Ton Pickup 6,518 11
09/18/2002 05:05 PM

nutty, i'm telling you this for the last time. you're old, and when old people say that sorta stuff, everyone gets grossed out. leave it for me and manny, 'kay? thanks.

Sleestack 30,342 13
09/18/2002 05:05 PM

"Kill me like I've never been kissed before."



(licks face)



-shamelessly stolen from Steve Martin

SalsaShark, Won Ton Pickup 6,518 11
09/18/2002 05:05 PM

i mean, um, me and sexhead.



yeah.



WHAT?!

Sleestack 30,342 13
09/18/2002 05:06 PM

KILL me?



Oo. Some serious issues there.

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
09/18/2002 05:06 PM

Salsa, you have something on your face.



*spits on Kleenex*



Come here. Let me wipe it.

Chackens, Original Recipe 286,208 61
09/18/2002 05:10 PM

Ooooo. Spit bath.

SalsaShark, Won Ton Pickup 6,518 11
09/18/2002 05:11 PM

ew! grampa, go AWAY! Matlock is on!

Dirk Lately 14,001 13
09/18/2002 05:15 PM

Licking is always good. ALWAYS.



But I thought we weren't supposed to use sexual innuendo (except for Trae)? I guess this wasn't innuendo, so it's okay? Or perhaps this is some kind of wholly non-sexual licking survey? Just trying to clarify the rules here.

Dirk Lately 14,001 13
09/18/2002 05:17 PM

I'd say it is okay for a woman to propose, except that would presumably violate my "women shouldn't speak" rule.

Trae, just Trae 156,785 17
09/18/2002 05:18 PM

<action> licks thread.

Doc 7,105 13
09/18/2002 05:22 PM

Guy licking Girl - Yes, anywhere.



Girl licking Guy - Uh, that's a yes limited to about 13% of the body. Guys are gross.

Dirk Lately 14,001 13
09/18/2002 05:25 PM

No no, the girl can lick anywhere. Except the obvious places, like the mung hole or the hair. Also, the man must be standing, not laying down.



Hey, I don't make the rules.

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
09/18/2002 05:27 PM

A girl can lick my mung hole all she wants just as long as she doesn't kiss me afterwards and she gets the hell out of my house and I never see her again.





But yeah, I'd be up for some mung hole licking.

Superbowl Shuffle 19,936 13
09/18/2002 05:28 PM

A girl may lick me anywhere. But if she licks my butthole she can no longer lick anywhere else.

Doc 7,105 13
09/18/2002 05:28 PM

Yeah, I do have to say, girls please don't insist that your man has to lay down when you give him head. It makes us feel like we're a baby about to get our diaper changed.

Superbowl Shuffle 19,936 13
09/18/2002 05:29 PM

dammit

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
09/18/2002 05:30 PM

s'matta, Scooter, you're into the "changing doc's diaper" thing?

Superbowl Shuffle 19,936 13
09/18/2002 05:33 PM

you beat me to the "don't lick my ass and then kiss me" observation

sparkythewonderdog 2,144 12
09/18/2002 05:33 PM

Sweet. That needs to be added to the list of things that sound dirty and... well, are.



Shaking Hands with Abraham Lincoln

Windsurfing on Mount Baldy

Changing the Diaper

I'm Leppy, and I'm a GABaholic. 12,056 12
09/18/2002 05:36 PM

Licking=good. especially in ticklish places, cause that's where it works best. Other places, have at it, I may not enjoy it, but i ain't ever gonna stop a woman from licking me.



oh, and as to candie a jinx,



SPLOO-Frost-ing-OOGE!

I'm Leppy, and I'm a GABaholic. 12,056 12
09/18/2002 05:37 PM

Oh, and maybe it's just me, but are there any other guys who can't get head standing up? I just have to sit down.

Superbowl Shuffle 19,936 13
09/18/2002 05:37 PM

It's okay for a chick to lick my weiner. I'm okay with that.

Superbowl Shuffle 19,936 13
09/18/2002 05:38 PM

It's hard to enjoy it when you have to concentrate on not having your legs go limp.

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
09/18/2002 05:39 PM

Yeah, I'm not a big fan of the stand-up blow job. A proper BJ should make one weak in the knees and then you expend energy trying to remain standing, which takes away from the power of the orgasm.



Once in a while though, it would be nice to get one somewhere other than the confessional booth.

Jinx.tv 5,835 13
09/18/2002 05:43 PM

who's not supposed to make sexual innuendos?

Doc 7,105 13
09/18/2002 05:44 PM

"Alright you sexy, glasses wearing quip-monger, come over here and et me give you the best head of your life."



NB - "What, you want me to stand?"

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
09/18/2002 05:44 PM

I'm not.



Mom grounded me for the whole "rear admiral" thing.

Doc 7,105 13
09/18/2002 05:48 PM

"expend energy trying to remain standing, which takes away from the power of the orgasm."



What the hell are you talking about?



Next time you're going to have a not-self-induced orgasm, tighten as many muscles as you can, and see what happens. It's a testosterone thing for godssakes, not a massage.

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
09/18/2002 05:49 PM

...and then the conversation took a turn for the uncomfortable.

Doc 7,105 13
09/18/2002 05:50 PM

No no no, it's:



"And the night took a turn for the worse."

Doc 7,105 13
09/18/2002 05:51 PM

You have to remember ease of accesibility. The less words vowels syllables etc you use to get the point across, the better.

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
09/18/2002 05:52 PM

Don't get me wrong, Doc, I'll take any blow job I can get. If the best she can offer is inside a bermese tiger trap with N*Sync blaring on the stereo, I'll take what I can get.



But if I have my druthers, I'll take it sitting down, thankyouverymuch.

Superbowl Shuffle 19,936 13
09/18/2002 06:01 PM

My butt muscles tighten, but my leg muscles go limp. That's the circle of life.

Doc 7,105 13
09/18/2002 06:01 PM

Oh yeah, sitting down is fine, I never said it wasn't. I just said laying down is Frost-ing ridiculous.

Jinx.tv 5,835 13
09/18/2002 06:07 PM

if a guy had a really big stomach, I would think hanging from a trapeze would work best

Sleestack 30,342 13
09/18/2002 06:42 PM

Yeah but when the big moment comes, in your spastic delight your legs shoot straight out and you fall off.









So I've heard.

Squeamish 38,986 14
09/18/2002 08:08 PM

The best position for a blowjob is you standing up, the chick laying on her back with her head hung over the edge of the bed, and your wife in another country.

Dirk Lately 14,001 13
09/18/2002 09:22 PM

And ladies, please, I can't stress this enough, don't forget the nut cupping.

Callie Mollari 14,455 13
09/18/2002 09:36 PM

And ladies, please, I can't stress this enough, don't forget the nut cupping.



What do party favors have to do with blow jobs?



</blonde>

AmyPoo: All up in your kool-aid 2,710 12
09/19/2002 02:53 AM

i never forget the nut cupping. or the taint for that matter.

AmyPoo: All up in your kool-aid 2,710 12
09/19/2002 02:54 AM

oh, and onion, I got it.