Trae, just Trae 156,785 17
09/19/2002 01:10 PM

OH MY GOD GET A DICTIONARY OR USE SPELL CHECKER BEFORE POSTING!!

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
09/19/2002 01:10 PM

I hate the way they prance around all day long, grow ferns in their spare time, and put rainbow stickers everywhere.

SalsaShark, Solitaire King of the Garden Level 6,518 11
09/19/2002 01:12 PM

i hate it when they get all pissy and PMSd and throw their beliefs up in my face like it's the gospel truth.



friggin' fags.

No Name, No Slogan. 5,357 10
09/19/2002 01:12 PM

Nuttles, Then why do you do it ?

chainsaw 402 10
09/19/2002 01:13 PM

Oh my god, attack punctuation, when you cant argue with facts!!!!! Grow up Trae, if yer gonna say somthin, make it worth while.(I bet yer gay)

chainsaw 402 10
09/19/2002 01:14 PM

their fashion sense is impeccable, and they can dance. shameful indeed.

Neal Obstat 2,492 11
09/19/2002 01:15 PM

I hate it when they steal the balls from the pool table.

Squeamish 38,986 14
09/19/2002 01:15 PM

Uhh, we really can't argue those "facts."



I really do believe those are the things you hate about gay people.

No Name, No Slogan. 5,357 10
09/19/2002 01:15 PM

Oh my god, in the words of dear onion, SHUT UP !

SalsaShark, Solitaire King of the Garden Level 6,518 11
09/19/2002 01:15 PM

if yer gonna say somthin, make it worth while. [sic]



unedited, poorly spelled, grammatically incorrect posts are not worth my while.

Vex Chackles of Luv 5,948 11
09/19/2002 01:16 PM

Plus, the first three words of your post were enough to send me into a boredom-induced coma.



I'd rather read IRS code laws.

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
09/19/2002 01:16 PM

Most of all I hate the way they suck my c0ck.

Trae, just Trae 156,785 17
09/19/2002 01:16 PM

Yep, you caught me. I'm gay. In fact, I'm so gay I can't wait to get home to munch my girlfriends rug.



Ooops...hold on, I felt the new black band of my new digital watch slipping.



Actually sex will have to wait until later, since my mullet needs trimming and I'm interviewing sperm donors so I can have a baby.

No Name, No Slogan. 5,357 10
09/19/2002 01:17 PM

Is six o'clock okay for you Trae ?

SalsaShark, Solitaire King of the Garden Level 6,518 11
09/19/2002 01:18 PM

heh. and chainsaw zooms to the top of the rankings with the most popular thread of the afternoon!



it'll give him some consolation when he's nursing his sore ass tonight, i'm sure.

chainsaw 402 10
09/19/2002 01:18 PM

spelling is the only important thing5 here!!!! oh my! i put the # 5 after spelling thing, quickly! think of a funny jibe!!! wow you speak and spell robot losers showed me!!!

Superbowl Shuffle 19,936 13
09/19/2002 01:18 PM

I don't care about buttFrost-ing or dressing like a girl or prancing or rainbow stickers. It's just that they like such faggy movies.

froglord 9,243 13
09/19/2002 01:19 PM

I hate that they are so artistic and decorate so much better than I do.

SalsaShark, Solitaire King of the Garden Level 6,518 11
09/19/2002 01:19 PM

hey! AXEMAN figured out how to turn off Caps Lock!



shut up, moon.

Trae, just Trae 156,785 17
09/19/2002 01:20 PM

spelling is the only important thing5 here!!!! oh my! i put the # 5 after spelling thing, quickly! think of a funny jibe!!! wow you speak and spell robot losers showed me!!!





I'm rubber you're glue...

Miss Trixxie LeMay Latrine & her Venomous Buthole 65,021 15
09/19/2002 01:20 PM

I think most straight people hate gay people cause they are jealous and realize how much better gay people are than them.

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
09/19/2002 01:20 PM

Yeah, scoot, they're into movies about half-naked asian guys dancing around in heavily choreographed "fight" scenes, their sweaty bodies writhing against each other.



Oh wait, that's you.

chainsaw 402 10
09/19/2002 01:20 PM

This is too easy.

froglord 9,243 13
09/19/2002 01:21 PM

I hate when you try to give them a reacharound and they would rather do it themselves.

onion 12,319 12
09/19/2002 01:22 PM

it sure is neat how easily this place takes an obvious bait.

Neal Obstat 2,492 11
09/19/2002 01:23 PM

I hate it when they shuffle down da street blasting their boom boxes.



Why can't they learn to speak American English?

Trae, just Trae 156,785 17
09/19/2002 01:24 PM

It's like when a pinata suddenly busts open and people attack the candy on the ground like ravenous third world children at rice feeding time!

Vex Chackles of Luv 5,948 11
09/19/2002 01:24 PM

Not like they don't realize it.



They just don't have anything better to do... I mean, hell, they normally fill up threads arguing about whose guitarist is more washed-up.

No Name, No Slogan. 5,357 10
09/19/2002 01:24 PM

I hate the way they sleep with my boyfriend.

chainsaw 402 10
09/19/2002 01:27 PM

Onion is smart. Smarter than the rest of you cretins.Hey, i'm gonna take a Shakespeare and check the oil in my car,when i'm done, i bet you chumps will still be posting your great attempts at whit by pointing out spelling errors and asserting your intelectual superiority.





P.S. you all have small dicks and are gay, except salsa shark, yer dick is bigger than everyone elses. toodles!

No Name, No Slogan. 5,357 10
09/19/2002 01:28 PM

Hmmm my dick must be really small, because I don't see one.....

Trae, just Trae 156,785 17
09/19/2002 01:28 PM

Ok, I'm convinced now.





Shut up Moon.

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
09/19/2002 01:28 PM

heh.



Nice job, Mr. Axeman, but everyone knows I am the master baiter.

onion 12,319 12
09/19/2002 01:28 PM

i hate it when two chicks stand by the sinks in the bathroom, discussing an upcoming ballot measure while i'm trying to take a dump.



that's what i hate.

Trae, just Trae 156,785 17
09/19/2002 01:30 PM

Well you shouldn't have to try. Just hold it until you feel the peeking turtle. Then do the Shakespeare shuffle to the bathroom, drop off the buddies and you're done before they can even start the conversation.

onion 12,319 12
09/19/2002 01:30 PM

<action>= SMRT

Miss Trixxie LeMay Latrine & her Venomous Buthole 65,021 15
09/19/2002 01:32 PM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/2266135.stm







we'll be trying this on people next, Manny, Scooter - Get over here.

Sleestack 30,342 13
09/19/2002 01:33 PM

Try using the toilet stall instead of the sink, then.

Miss Trixxie LeMay Latrine & her Venomous Buthole 65,021 15
09/19/2002 01:34 PM

Link

onion 12,319 12
09/19/2002 01:35 PM

how are they gonna see my big, pretty poopy that way?

Sleestack 30,342 13
09/19/2002 01:38 PM

Fair enough.



"Fellow Daughters of the Apocalypse! Take your grumblings from this place of bodily evacuation! The sink shall know my issue!" (poop)

SalsaShark, Solitaire King of the Garden Level 6,518 11
09/19/2002 01:41 PM

<action>does the huge wang dance; twists ankle under immense strain</action>

onion 12,319 12
09/19/2002 01:42 PM

anybody who isn't smart enough to recognize that the bathroom is a place where you'd ignore your own mother just to maintain the illusion that you're in there alone deserves to watch me pinch one in the sink, the way i see it.

SalsaShark, Solitaire King of the Garden Level 6,518 11
09/19/2002 01:44 PM

i love when people try to ignore me as i'm ripping the hugest, most ass-blasting farts this side of the rio grande.

SalsaShark, Solitaire King of the Garden Level 6,518 11
09/19/2002 01:46 PM

"So, Jim, I'm really excited about the projected THPTHTPHTPHTPHTPTHP er, third quarter profits, and if what F-F-F-F-FFPTTBTBTBPTBPTBTPBTPPT um, what Roger in Marketing says is true, then we can expect some BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT...God, what is that? Did a horse curl up and die in there?"

Sleestack 30,342 13
09/19/2002 01:49 PM

Just sit in the stall and start muttering, "Oh baby baby, yeah oh baby yeah you want out, don't you? Don't you? Oh, YES. YES. YES. OH GOD YES. Whuh...HUUUHHHUUHUHHHhh..."



Then drop a bowling ball in the toilet.

Superbowl Shuffle 19,936 13
09/19/2002 01:50 PM

I hate how gay people write on bathroom stalls telling each other when and where they should be to get a big Coleridge in the pooter.

onion 12,319 12
09/19/2002 01:51 PM

hey slee?



yeah, you.



y'know that thing where it's kinda gross when people combine poop and sex?



yeah. that.



you just did that.



don't do it no more.

SalsaShark, Solitaire King of the Garden Level 6,518 11
09/19/2002 01:51 PM

i just grunt like an Olympic weight lifter.



HUUUUUUUHHHHH-urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggg! GUH! GUH! GUH! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGHH ...YAHHH! *SLAM!*

Neal Obstat 2,492 11
09/19/2002 01:52 PM

You're really hot, Trixxie, way over 30C.

Sleestack 30,342 13
09/19/2002 01:52 PM

Obviously you deny the purest pleasure of the Power Dump.

onion 12,319 12
09/19/2002 01:55 PM

that does it.



you're grounded!

Sleestack 30,342 13
09/19/2002 01:56 PM

YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO okay okay just calm down, I'm going...

chainsaw 402 10
09/19/2002 02:05 PM

Why do liberal homos and homo supporters respond with such hostility, when their beliefs are challenged??? Whgat happened to civil liberties? You all have the right to smoke pole, or munch carpet, and i have the right to vocally, boiterously, oppose and condemn you as the dirty, AIDS spreading hell-kindling that you are!!!!

Ms. Trixxie LeMay Latrine & her Venomous Butthole 65,021 15
09/19/2002 02:08 PM

hehehe, I think we have a Dog add dick here _______ :. ( ) or here (o)

Dead Robot 67,630 16
09/19/2002 02:08 PM

Come down to our level, axie?

Marilyn 12,471 13
09/19/2002 02:09 PM

Honestly?



Nothing bothers me about gay people.

Trae, just Trae 156,785 17
09/19/2002 02:09 PM

I'm out.



If you smoke pole and munch carpet that puts me on the fence. I can no longer participate in this discussion.

Sleestack 30,342 13
09/19/2002 02:10 PM

I hate people who use four exclamation points in a goddamn row.

chainsaw 402 10
09/19/2002 02:15 PM

The endless post, boy you guys are suckers!!!! kiss my as!!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! take that lame ass sleestack!!!!

chainsaw 402 10
09/19/2002 02:16 PM

By the way, that "hell kindling " bit, that was Frostin' funny!!!!

Sleestack 30,342 13
09/19/2002 02:17 PM

Rearrange the following words to make a sentence.



Up

Shut

Moon

Ms. Trixxie LeMay Latrine & her Venomous Butthole 65,021 15
09/19/2002 02:18 PM

and Nuttbutter, Nuttbutter has to shut up too!

Trae, just Trae 156,785 17
09/19/2002 02:18 PM

Or go here:



www.ShutUpMoon.com

chainsaw 402 10
09/19/2002 02:22 PM

It's been weeks since i posted here and you idiots are still saying "shut up moon", get some new material,losers.(Here is the part when you say, "You get some new material chainsaw!!!!"because all you can do is mimic me. You feebs have no imagination.

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
09/19/2002 02:23 PM

You are correct, Feebs has no imagination.

chainsaw 402 10
09/19/2002 02:29 PM

Nuttbutter is clearly gay, a gay dirty hippie who should be dragged through broken glass and dunked in a flaming pool of alcahol. Kill yourself you filthy hippie loser!

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
09/19/2002 02:30 PM

Gays make lousy hippies because they groom themselves to perfectly.

AmyPoo: All up in your kool-aid 2,710 12
09/19/2002 02:54 PM

so you guys actually read that prefect-esque post up there?

Feeble, possessed by the demon Chackens 32,400 15
09/19/2002 02:55 PM

<action>Imagines Nutbutter being funny</action>



You're right, I can't do it.

chainsaw 402 10
09/19/2002 03:07 PM

Gay people will burn in blackest hell, they will be sodomized by barb dicked demons for etenity!!!!!!!

Ms. Trixxie LeMay Latrine & her Venomous Butthole 65,021 15
09/19/2002 03:08 PM

That would be heaven for most of the Queens I know, Bless Your Sweet Heart, Now come to Trixxie and I'll give you a hummer!

Feeble, possessed by the demon Chackens 32,400 15
09/19/2002 03:10 PM

Trixxie, he forgot to mention the ejaculate is molten sulfer.

Ms. Trixxie LeMay Latrine & her Venomous Butthole 65,021 15
09/19/2002 03:11 PM

Now You Justh Stops, I's getting all moistes.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
09/19/2002 03:15 PM

Gay people will burn in blackest hell, they will be sodomized by barb dicked demons for etenity!!!!!!!



Sign me up!

Sleestack 30,342 13
09/19/2002 03:18 PM

I've wondered about stuff like that.



"Satan will turn your hollowed-out skull into his drinking gourd!"



"Cool. Glad someone is clever enough to come up with a use for it after I'm gone."



"He'll sodomize your empty eye-sockets!"



"Imaginative, too."

Chackens, Original Recipe 286,208 61
09/19/2002 03:18 PM

Everyone knows gays know how to dress well.



*Remembers how Trixie was dressed when he showed up for Gablanta.*



forget that

Marilyn 12,471 13
09/19/2002 03:18 PM

I for one dislike the fact that many of them dress better than I do.



The guys I mean.



Lesbians can't dress for Shakespeare. It's all cowboy hats and chopsticks.

Chackens, Original Recipe 286,208 61
09/19/2002 03:37 PM

I hate the way they squeal when you drag them behind your pickup.

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
09/19/2002 03:38 PM

Try gagging them first, Chickens.

Super Cres, at best 10,666 13
09/19/2002 03:39 PM

That was wrong so wrong but I clicked it anyway so wrong wrong wroooong

Ms. Trixxie LeMay Latrine & her Venomous Butthole 65,021 15
09/19/2002 03:40 PM

I hate that sometimes when your sucking their dick it will taste like ass.

Ms. Trixxie LeMay Latrine & her Venomous Butthole 65,021 15
09/19/2002 03:41 PM

who am I kidding, I love that, especially if it's MY ass

Marilyn 12,471 13
09/19/2002 03:45 PM

Would you get offended if before someone slept with you, he sprayed Lysol on your ass.



Not for the smell mind you. I meant for the bacteria.



What say you?

Don Spudleone 323 13
09/19/2002 03:49 PM

My Mom says that gay people smell like sour milk.

Dirk Lately 14,001 13
09/19/2002 03:50 PM

Dammit Chickens I was going to say that. I had to read something like 70 posts of this drivel, scanning for that joke, and right at the end, there it was. You know I've never liked you, right?





















Jerk.

SalsaShark, Solitaire King of the Garden Level 6,518 11
09/19/2002 03:50 PM

My Mom says that gay people smell like sour milk.



that's just the Drakkar Noir.

Chackens, Original Recipe 286,208 61
09/19/2002 03:52 PM

<action> drags dirk behind his pickup

Marilyn 12,471 13
09/19/2002 03:52 PM

All of a sudden the first 2 weeks of freshman year are begining to make sense.

Ms. Trixxie LeMay Latrine & her Venomous Butthole 65,021 15
09/19/2002 03:55 PM

There's no need to spray my ass with lysol, I allways take a nice rereshing clorox enema before anal sex, If they are still woried about bacteria, they can gargle with the lysol.

Marilyn 12,471 13
09/19/2002 03:57 PM

Did you just say spray my ass with lysol with a straight face?



Damn you're good!

Dirk Lately 14,001 13
09/19/2002 03:58 PM

<action>squeals

froglord 9,243 13
09/19/2002 04:00 PM

Fag.

Chackens, Original Recipe 286,208 61
09/19/2002 04:06 PM

I KNEW IT!

Ms. Trixxie LeMay Latrine & her Venomous Butthole 65,021 15
09/19/2002 04:25 PM

<action> basks in the chewy goodness that is The Trixxie

Vlad the Indestructible Diaper Doo 19,599 12
09/19/2002 08:52 PM

Hey Axeman, I'd have to say that there are different types of homosexuals out there, just like there are different types of heterosexuals out there. Sterotyping anyone is a bad thing. Unless it's the French. They can all go to hell.



There are some militant-in-your-face homosexuals, but there are also nice-friendly-down-to-earth watch-the-superbowl-with-you type of homosexuals too. There's also homosexuals that come in a variety of fun shapes and colors. It's funny, but some of the nicest people I know are homosexual, but I don't go around saying "all homosexuals are nice," because that would also be stereotyping them. Why do you have such a problem with homosexuality anyway? If it doesn't affect you, why do you care?

Vlad the Indestructible Diaper Doo 19,599 12
09/19/2002 08:55 PM

Although I do like the phrase "hell-kindling."

onion 12,319 12
09/19/2002 08:56 PM

er, did you miss the part where this whole thing is just bait?

Vlad the Indestructible Diaper Doo 19,599 12
09/19/2002 08:56 PM

No, just wanted to throw my two cents in.

onion 12,319 12
09/19/2002 08:59 PM

i see.



your irrelevant and pointless two cents, worthless to everyone but you, and further proof of your egomaniacal narcissism.



gotcha.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
09/19/2002 09:01 PM

Grabs Thesarus.



Gives up.





Gets a mirror. Holds it up to onion.

Therlin 12,200 13
09/19/2002 09:10 PM

So when do we get to prance anyway? I'm in need of a good prancing.

Trae (please return me to my upright position) 156,785 17
09/19/2002 09:49 PM

<action> prances

Therlin 12,200 13
09/19/2002 11:11 PM

<action>twirls</action>



I love twirling as much as prancing. Maybe even more!

brother bill 1,905 13
09/19/2002 11:39 PM

They have sex with butts.

My hubby is gay 1,522 10
09/20/2002 12:03 AM

You mean to say that they have sex with people like you?





If Ferrari is known for it's prancing horse, then Therlin is the Ferrari of gaydom!

Squeamish 38,986 14
09/20/2002 12:54 AM

You don't drag homos behind trucks, you tie them to fences.



If you want to get all "creative" with it, try tying him to an ironic fence, like one behind an AIDS hospice or the security fence at an Indigo Girls concert.



Didn't you get the memo? I don't even know why we bother to have the meetings anymore.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
09/20/2002 01:03 AM

You're the Martha Stewart of gaybashers, Squeee

Squeamish 38,986 14
09/20/2002 10:33 AM

It just irritates the hell out of me.



I bother to rent a meeting hall, C makes refreshments, I send out invitations and make fun paper hats and like 3 guys show up. EVERY FREAKING MONTH!!!



Last Spring I tried to get a trip together to visit CIA headquarters and have a tour of the facility where they're making next year's new homosexual diseases and ghetto drugs and you how many people emailed me back aobut being interested? 1. 1 person, and that was Fred, who everybody knows has a daughter living up there, so he probably just wanted to visit and be able to write the trip off.



You know why this country is going to hell? Because of lazy bastard white supremacists like you guys.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
09/20/2002 10:35 AM

God bless you Squeamish.

Squeamish 38,986 14
09/20/2002 10:38 AM

Thanks, do you have a hanky?

Trae, just Trae 156,785 17
09/20/2002 10:38 AM

Good God Squeam that was good.

Squeamish 38,986 14
09/20/2002 10:38 AM

And not one of those sneaky "come molest me in the bathroom" homo color-coded hankies, either.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
09/20/2002 10:41 AM

Hands him paisley print.

Squeamish 38,986 14
09/20/2002 10:43 AM

I can live with that.

Neal Obstat 2,492 11
09/20/2002 10:58 AM

I hate it when homosexuals lust after cloned rabbit penises and fruit flies genetically altered to be gay.