Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
09/20/2002 04:03 PM

Perhaps you should stop stuffing pills up your ass and just spring for some beads.

Trae, just Trae 156,785 17
09/20/2002 04:04 PM

Are you taking it on an empty stomach? They are better absorbed if you take with a meal. Might be your problem.



Because I care.

Scooter of the Brown 19,936 13
09/20/2002 04:06 PM

I take my vitamins whenever my mommy gives them to me.

SalsaShark, Grandmaster Flashbulb 6,518 11
09/20/2002 04:09 PM

today i took a Wilma AND a Dino!

Scooter of the Brown 19,936 13
09/20/2002 04:11 PM

One time I ate a whole bottle of Flinstones vitamins in one sitting.





Nothing happened.

Scooter of the Brown 19,936 13
09/20/2002 04:12 PM

how come SS gets clicks for repeating basically the same joke I just told?

Trae, just Trae 156,785 17
09/20/2002 04:12 PM

Go ask your mommy!

Scooter of the Brown 19,936 13
09/20/2002 04:14 PM

She's taking your shift at the whorehouse. Hey I thought you had something important to do that you had to take off work for. What are you doing online!?

Sleestack 30,342 13
09/20/2002 04:15 PM

"22!"



(dead silence)



"What happened?"



"Hey, some guys just know how to tell a joke..."

Trae, just Trae 156,785 17
09/20/2002 04:16 PM

I don't work there anymore, Scooterdeedoo, your Mom took away all my customers!



She is that good!

Slim Fast Lila 78,550 13
09/20/2002 04:24 PM

Scooter of the Brown

9/20/2002 3:12 pm

how come SS gets clicks for repeating basically the same joke I just told?



Because his post was funny.

Marilyn 12,471 13
09/20/2002 04:29 PM

One time I ate a whole bottle of Flinstones vitamins in one sitting.



Nothing happened.



Are you SURE about that?

Marilyn 12,471 13
09/20/2002 04:32 PM

One time I ate a whole bottle of St. Joseph's aspirin and I became an alcoholic.

Trae, just Trae 156,785 17
09/20/2002 04:35 PM

Ooooooo! I used to love those things!

Marilyn 12,471 13
09/20/2002 04:45 PM

What? Alcoholics?

Stinky 7,952 12
09/20/2002 04:48 PM

Vitamins are expensive...did you waShakespeare off and swallow it again?

Scooter of the Brown 19,936 13
09/20/2002 04:51 PM

course I did. There's kids starving in Ubamba who'll do anything for a vitamin. I gotta store it so I can poop it out again if I'm ever in Ubamba.

Scooter of the Brown 19,936 13
09/20/2002 04:56 PM

I want to have sex with one of those black chicks with titties that sag down to their knees

Marilyn 12,471 13
09/20/2002 04:58 PM

Oprah?

Feeble, possessed by the demon Chackens 32,400 15
09/20/2002 07:31 PM

I would say that your digestive tract was probably damaged by your dieting, and you should talk to an internist. </serious>





Scooter is the first person in history to have his body rejected by a vitamin!

Scooter of the Brown 19,936 13
09/20/2002 10:52 PM

you mean the dieting from 3 years ago?

Feeble, Iraqi Weapons Inspector #27 32,400 15
09/21/2002 02:28 PM

Yeah, back when you were eating only one chicken breast every other day or whatever.



Those vitamin pills are made to dissolve. Put one in a glass of water and see how long it takes to disappear. If you can get one down your throat, through your stomach, and through 23 feet of intestine without it dissolving, your digestive tract is seriously low on fluids. Either that, or your tract is squeezing things along so fast that they are going mouth->exit in too short a period of time.



I'm not a doctor, but this just doesn't seem like the sort of thing that ought to happen if either the stomach, or the intestine, is doing it's job. If both aren't working, you may have a problem.



Don't die, Scooter. Please don't die. You're the only one that gets my geometry jokes.

Just Plain Meniketti 19,242 12
09/21/2002 02:33 PM

Scooter, I seriously hope you're ok.



You're the only one on this site that gets my guitar jokes.

Doc 7,105 13
09/21/2002 03:31 PM

He just Shakespeare out a Frost-ing vitamin, not blood, jesus christ.

Just Plain Meniketti 19,242 12
09/21/2002 03:56 PM

He Shakespeare out Jesus Christ?



Maybe we should call CNN.

Scooter of the Brown 19,936 13
09/21/2002 04:47 PM

I take a vitamin everyday. I've only pooped out two. I really don't think it's an earth shattering event.

Scooter of the Brown 19,936 13
09/21/2002 04:48 PM

hell, they might've just been unusually smooth and long peanuts or corn.

Bean 8,503 19
09/21/2002 05:38 PM

I wouldn't freak. I mean, sheesh, people poop out whole kernels of corn all the time and nobody tells them to call the doctor!

Feeble, Iraqi Weapons Inspector #27 32,400 15
09/22/2002 12:43 AM

Corn kernals don't digest because they are cellulose.



There's a difference between pooping out something that's hard to digest and pooping out something that dissolves in a glass of water in a few hours.

Scooter Brown - Real Life Whore 19,936 13
09/22/2002 12:47 AM

looking at the pills I take I've decided it was not a vitamin, but an Allegra.

Feeble, Iraqi Weapons Inspector #27 32,400 15
09/22/2002 12:51 AM

Is that an allergy pill? That's a little different, those are supposed to digest slowly.





You're going to live, kid. I'm happy for you. 70 more years of reading my posts!

Scooter Brown - Real Life Whore 19,936 13
09/22/2002 12:55 AM

yeah, it doesn't really work anyway so it's no biggy if it doesn't get digested.