Just Plain Meniketti 19,242 12
09/21/2002 02:35 PM

I had a cool one when I was in Jr. High that my mom destroyed.



It was a shirt for the "University of Hard Knocks". It had a picture of a screw & a U in the circle where the U normally goes. When my mom figured out what it meant she scraped the screw off.



Damn.

Feeble, Iraqi Weapons Inspector #27 32,400 15
09/21/2002 02:36 PM

Did you type that right? "U" in the middle where the "U" normally goes?



"U" where the "+" normally goes (for a phillips head screw)?

Candie Kohrne, Complexis superioso 8,640 15
09/21/2002 02:41 PM

It had a picture of a screw & a U in the circle where the U normally goes.



It had both instead of just the one.

Feeble, Iraqi Weapons Inspector #27 32,400 15
09/21/2002 02:43 PM

Oh. "Screw U".



I can see how wearing that could get you some hard knocks.

Just Plain Meniketti 19,242 12
09/21/2002 02:48 PM

Yeah. Both instead of just one. I wasn't sure how to explain it.



It was the coolest shirt I ever owned.



Screwis Universitatis.

dinesh 24,862 16
09/21/2002 03:10 PM

mine is a shirt from a skateboarding company which appears to be out of business now. through the magic of google, i can give you an artist's rendering of the shirt.



it's a little hard to tell, but the pink bunny is wearing a strap on.

Therlin 12,200 13
09/21/2002 03:21 PM

My boyfriend often wears this one

Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
09/21/2002 03:26 PM

I've had a few I liked. They had the captions:



I survived a Gangbang

McLenin's with a picture of Lenin.

Duh? with a big question mark



I almost bought a GI Joe shirt, but they didn't have them in my size.

The d8uv Vicar 3,011 13
09/21/2002 04:51 PM

The white part glows in the dark, too.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
09/21/2002 04:53 PM

I'm quite partial to my "Frost you you Frostin Frost" teeshirt

Scooter of the Brown 19,936 13
09/21/2002 04:55 PM

My old roommate had an old Miami Vice T-shirt. It was awesome.



I don't think I have any special t-shirts.

SalsaShark, Grandmaster Flashbulb 6,518 11
09/21/2002 04:58 PM

current fave.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
09/21/2002 05:28 PM

Often times I like to drink something when I eat something.

SalsaShark, Grandmaster Flashbulb 6,518 11
09/21/2002 05:29 PM

"They're fluffity, they're puffity...1 2 3 4 5!"

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
09/21/2002 06:07 PM

Salsa, that's like a reverse Zonker Harris shirt.



I have one that says "I'm With Stupid" and when I sit near someone it's like they're stupid and I'm with them!



I love that one.

Clagnuts 1,063 11
09/21/2002 06:19 PM

I've always wanted a T-Shirt made of human skin. Not cuz I'm a faggy freak who prances around with his penis and testicals tucked between his legs pretneding to be his mother.



No I want a human skin T-Shirt for the tattoos. See when you get a tattoo of Mr T or Culture Club Rules you might regret it later. If you have a drawer full of T Shirts made of human skin you can change your tattoos. You have a different one everyday.



The drycleaning bills would be high.

SalsaShark, Grandmaster Flashbulb 6,518 11
09/21/2002 06:22 PM

a reverse Zonker Harris shirt



leave your old hippie crap out of this.

Feeble, Iraqi Weapons Inspector #27 32,400 15
09/22/2002 12:31 AM

As far as I know, human skin is wash & wear.

Sexy, emotionally gay but physically hetero 12,287 12
09/22/2002 12:39 AM

My favorite tee shirt is this blue tye-dye save-the-whales hippie tree-hugging thing that my first love ever* gave to me.



It has a huge hole in it that my cat made when he was jumping out of my arms one time. It is completely not-wearable, but I keep it anyway, for sentimental reasons.



Shut up. I am cancerian - I live in the past.













*first love ever = freshman year roommate </fantasy of all str8 GAB males>

Feeble, Iraqi Weapons Inspector #27 32,400 15
09/22/2002 12:40 AM

One night with me, and you'll come into the here and now, baby! </dirty old man>

I'm Leppy, and I'm a GABaholic. 12,056 12
09/22/2002 05:29 AM

mine

Sunburntlass. Now with 2 days off! 86,684 14
09/22/2002 07:18 AM

When I was a teenager with an attitude my favourite t shirt was all black with white lettering on the front that said -



GET OUT OF MY WAY!

Scooter Brown - Real Life Whore 19,936 13
09/22/2002 07:54 AM

"you'll come into the here and now, baby! "



Are you talking about your butt?

700g 20 10
09/22/2002 08:16 AM

I once had a t-shirt that said -

"contents guaranteed pure"

It looked anything but!

Bonky 75,728 15
09/22/2002 11:18 AM

I've been irritating the cop lately as I've been painting on all of my blank t-shirts.



Who wants a navy blue shirt with "Kiss My Grits" written in sanskrit on it?

Bonky 75,728 15
09/22/2002 11:20 AM

Bah



teek!

Stormtrooper in Drag 17,582 13
09/22/2002 11:23 AM

My favorite is a plain brown t-shirt that has been through seven years of hell. I wore it in Saudi Arabia, to a NATO Tactical evaluation, and to just about every other unpleasant place you can imagine. Time has made it very comfortable to wear. Come to think of it, I don't own it anymore and wonder if I can get it back?

Candie Kohrne, Complexis superioso 8,640 15
09/22/2002 01:27 PM

What others thought

9.1

based on 78 votes

You rated him: 10

Bonky 75,728 15
09/22/2002 01:35 PM

?

Bonky 75,728 15
09/22/2002 01:36 PM

Ah....nevermind.





I'm going to make a Hot or Not Snot shirt now!

Bonky 75,728 15
09/22/2002 01:37 PM

Better than that!



"You think you're hot snot on china, but you're really cold boogers on a paper plate!"



I bet I could get George Dubya to wear it!

Bonky 75,728 15
09/22/2002 01:44 PM

I painted two different shirts with this symbolon them over the past week.

Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
09/22/2002 02:02 PM

Um

Feeble, Iraqi Weapons Inspector #27 32,400 15
09/22/2002 02:25 PM

<action>Meditates upon the essense of that which is Bonky. Picks nose, eats booger. </action>

Trae (I'm not a whore, but I play one on GAB) 156,785 17
09/22/2002 02:42 PM

My favorite Tshirt

Sexy, who named it NAVY 12,287 12
09/22/2002 02:42 PM

I like ohm.



I use it at the end of my yoga session to call on the universe to gimme stuff.

Trae (I'm not a whore, but I play one on GAB) 156,785 17
09/22/2002 02:43 PM

Or this one

Trae (I'm not a whore, but I play one on GAB) 156,785 17
09/22/2002 02:45 PM

To scare the hell out of the "guest" at your next kids birthday party, show up wearing this!

Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
09/22/2002 02:53 PM

The symbol for Om would just be a turtle.

Dirk Lately 14,001 13
09/22/2002 02:55 PM

The chick in that clown t-shirt looks like she's struggling with painful scoliosis.

Feeble, Iraqi Weapons Inspector #27 32,400 15
09/22/2002 02:58 PM

Clowns are banned?

Sexy, who named it NAVY 12,287 12
09/22/2002 03:09 PM

I'm sensing a theme here, Trae.



Like, maybe you don't like puppies or something.

Bonky 75,728 15
09/22/2002 04:27 PM

I'm going to now design a shirt with a picture of Ohmy, the Clown.





Some say aum. It's a secret.

Sexy, who named it NAVY 12,287 12
09/22/2002 05:18 PM

Don't forget to pronounce the " " at the end, Bonky!

Bonky 75,728 15
09/22/2002 06:10 PM

<action> stands in The Tree position until a squirrel begins humping her leg.

Sexy, who named it NAVY 12,287 12
09/22/2002 06:16 PM

Reason #865486721 to be glad you're not a dude: when doing the Tree position, and you find a squirrel humping your legs, at least you know he can't go for your nuts.













CAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY, WOMAN!!!!!







In cases of severe Crescent Fresh, you may disregard this post.

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
09/23/2002 09:44 AM

Ok, so maybe I am a hippie.



We bought The Critter a tie-dye hat and shirt yesterday.



Here's the kicker: We bought it at a folk festival.



We're raising a mini-hippie.

Declan McChackens 131,867 36
09/23/2002 02:48 PM

Saw this on a Cafe Press- maybe here- something along the lines of "I'll be nicer if you'll be smarter."

SalsaShark, Hazelnutbuttermilk Pancake 6,518 11
09/23/2002 02:50 PM

i want one, but only if it's signed by onion.

Mole PreOp TransLemming 5,357 10
10/22/2002 01:54 PM

I would like this one.

Declan McManus 131,867 36
10/22/2002 05:11 PM

Mole...pretty cool.

Mole PreOp TransLemming 5,357 10
10/22/2002 06:05 PM

Thank You, I also enjoy there underwear... Hint,Hintsecret santahint...

psychaholic, for a shiny coat! 4,888 13
10/22/2002 06:07 PM

My favorite is my Evil Empire shirt. The only rock concert I have ever been to.