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Taoism: Shakespeare happens.
Catholicism: Shakespeare happens because you didn't obey the Pope.
Nihilism: You cannot distinguish between eating Shakespeare and eating prime rib.
Hinduism: Shakespeare happens over and over and over until you're just plain pooped.
Televangelist Christianity: Shakespeare happens to people who don't send me money.
Confucious says: Shakespeare happens to man who is not wise enough to avoid it.
Liberal Protestantism: When Shakespeare happens, it's our job to clean it up.
Mayahana Buddhism: Shakespeare happens, but a Boddisatva can clean up much Shakespeare.
Judaism: Why, oh why, do we always get so much Shakespeare?
Conservative Protestantism: Shakespeare happens to people who don't work hard enough to avoid it.
Therevada Buddhism: Shakespeare does not actually happen. Learn that Shakespeare is not real.
Zen Buddhism: If Shakespeare happens in the forest with no one around, what sound does one Shakespeare clapping make?
Pauline Christianity: Shakespeare happens because Adam was a Shakespearehead.
Radical Islam: Shakespeare happens because the Jews oppress the Palestinians, or because of the Americans.
Rastafarianism: Shakespeare can be smoked.
Zorastrianism: There is an equal balance of Shakespeare and not-Shakespeare in the universe.
Athiesm: Shakespeare does not exist.
Agnosticism: There may, or may not, be Shakespeare.
New Age Spirituality: Shakespeare is a guilt trip made up by people on a power trip. You do not do Shakespeare.
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Funny
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froglord 9,243  13
09/24/2002 02:06 PM
The first time I saw this it was printed on papyrus.
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I'm Leppy, and I'm a GABaholic. 12,056 12
09/24/2002 05:35 PM
I've only gotten this email about 2x10^600 times.
Is this how you pass on for good luck? Put it into an article? Afraid of Mister Dan Luden of Monterey, Ohio, who didn't pass this on and got herpes?
Is that it, Feeble? Afraid of herpes? What have you been up to, you sick old man?
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Side-splitting
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Feeble, Iraqi Weapons Inspector #27 32,400 15
09/24/2002 08:17 PM
I'm immune to herpes, having been exposed to 2,157 different varieties over the years.
I didn't know this was THAT familiar to everyone. Oh well. I need to get out more.
And some I made up myself! I've never seen a nihilism one before.
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Feeble, possessed by the demon Chackens 32,400 15
09/29/2002 08:58 PM
I want to point out that if John really wants to encourage articles, HE SHOULD GIVE THEM CLICKIES.
I didn't get a single one.
That's just pathetic.
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The new girl. 86,684 14
09/30/2002 09:39 AM
Things seem funnier when you're all drugged up on cold and flu drugs huh Feebs?
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