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Halloween Costumes for Gabbers
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10/03/2002 12:21 PM 291 views

We need to start thinking what we should be for Halloween, so what do you think that a fellow Gabber should dress up as for Halloween ?

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Halloween Costumes for Gabbers

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Side-splitting 11 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=586906
Hyperspaz: Lord of Battlefield 1942 3,290 11
10/03/2002 12:24 PM

We are having a little party here on halloween. I have decided to go as a pimp with a big afro.



I was gonna go as Leppy, but I didn't want to walk on my knees all night.



 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=586908
Bad Grammar & Splleing Mole ! 5,357 10
10/03/2002 12:25 PM

I am going as Marilyn, that should frighten the kiddies....

 

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Crickette, M-16 2,472 12
10/03/2002 12:27 PM

We are skipping dressing up for Halloween this year for the reason "just shelled out an assload of money for a wedding"

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=586915
Bonky 75,728 15
10/03/2002 12:29 PM





Miyu, go as a groom and let Spongebobsquarepants go as the bride!





See? I'm all about saving the moneys.

 

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dinesh 24,862 16
10/03/2002 12:29 PM

as is typical, i'm having a party for halloween, and all are invited.



mine will probably be on friday the 1st or sat. the 2nd.



yes, i do have a costume already planned, but i cannot divulge it at this point.

 

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Hyperspaz: Lord of Battlefield 1942 3,290 11
10/03/2002 12:30 PM

Look, halloween is cheap. Just bleach your entire body and go as an albino.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=586918
Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
10/03/2002 12:30 PM

Nutbutter - A balding car salesman with a beer gut.



Trae and Trixxie should dress as the American Gothic couple (from the painting).



Chackens - A very openly perverted gynecologist.



Leppy - Marvin the Martian.



Bonky would be absolutely dashing in a big fuzzy kitty costume.



Hyperspaz - Herman Munster (He's got the hair, just add lots of mousse and maybe some green hair coloring!)



Marilyn - Not sure of the costume, but definitely something with shoes.



Crickette - Bride to be (she's already got the dress, doesn't she?)



Gavia - A scorned wife and mother who is out for revenge with her wood working tools!!!











 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=586922
Therlin 12,200 13
10/03/2002 12:31 PM

Werehamster - as "Bloody Mary" - squirting red liquid from inside white tights.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=586923
Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
10/03/2002 12:31 PM

dinesh! Dress as Vin Diesel dressing up like Elton John. Wear the shirt, man!!

 

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Hyperspaz: Lord of Battlefield 1942 3,290 11
10/03/2002 12:32 PM

Lilly!

 

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Bonky 75,728 15
10/03/2002 12:33 PM





Sleestack still has my fuzzy white bunny suit!

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=586928
Chackens Dantes 286,208 61
10/03/2002 12:33 PM

Crickette "just shelled out an assload of money for a wedding"



Just wear white and go as a virgin this season. Won't that be a hoot.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=586931
Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
10/03/2002 12:34 PM

Get it back!



Sleestack can go as Tom Hanks in "Splash"

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=586932
Bad Grammar & Splleing Mole ! 5,357 10
10/03/2002 12:35 PM

Scooter can go as a sex symbol....







HAHAHAHA

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=586933
Chackens Dantes 286,208 61
10/03/2002 12:35 PM

Jinx with her red hair could wear all white and go as a tampon.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=586936
Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
10/03/2002 12:36 PM

Adrian von Buttcrack should go as a potted plant.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=586937
Declan McManus 131,867 36
10/03/2002 12:36 PM

Chackens: Laura Bush



onion: Morticia Addams



Feeble: Methusula (not a stretch)



Callie: Tigger



DR and Therlin: Twins



 

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Hyperspaz: Lord of Battlefield 1942 3,290 11
10/03/2002 12:37 PM

Naked Molie thingy, you can go as one of my hoes. Ya know, since I will be a pimp. In fact, so can marilyn. MUhHAHAHAHAHAH!

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=586940
Bad Grammar & Splleing Mole ! 5,357 10
10/03/2002 12:39 PM

As Marilyn I will sit at a camp fire with the children & tell terrifying stories of payless shoes and how grey goose has gotten me laid....



Sorry Marilyn...

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=586943
Feeble, possessed by the demon Chackens 32,400 15
10/03/2002 12:41 PM

Declan: Winnie the Pooh.

Nutbutter: An arabic sheikh.

Marilyn: A grey goose with nice shoes.

Chix: An enviromentalist (at least he'll terrify himself).

Trix: The Loving Forces of the Universe, as expressed via a hurricane.

Scooter: A shadow.

Hargrave: Torquemada.

 

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Hyperspaz: Lord of Battlefield 1942 3,290 11
10/03/2002 12:46 PM

Scooter: Redneck (oh wait)

Bonky: Bonky's cat

Microcube: Some stoned guy

Freeze dried: A coffee cup

Nutter: Mr. Peanut

Marilyn: Mrs. Peanut

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=586949
Declan McManus 131,867 36
10/03/2002 12:48 PM

Bonky and the cop:



Cop and his prisoner





OF LOOOOVE!

 

Side-splitting 14 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=586955
Feeble, possessed by the demon Chackens 32,400 15
10/03/2002 12:51 PM

Bonky: A little girl with her pet kitten, that is really a dragon, except it isn't, quite, and her shoes smell like feet, but not like HER feet, and the petunias are applauding!

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=586958
Hyperspaz: Lord of Battlefield 1942 3,290 11
10/03/2002 12:52 PM

That sounds like something bonky would go as. Err..type for that matter. Hey, are you stealing her insanity?

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=586961
Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
10/03/2002 12:56 PM

Feeble, that was truly Bonky-esque. I had to click you for that.

 

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Bad Grammar & Splleing Mole ! 5,357 10
10/03/2002 12:57 PM

I am sadden that no one though of one for me...

 

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Hyperspaz: Lord of Battlefield 1942 3,290 11
10/03/2002 12:59 PM

Molie: A Naked Mole Rat

 

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Bad Grammar & Splleing Mole ! 5,357 10
10/03/2002 12:59 PM

though+t=thought

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=586966
Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
10/03/2002 01:00 PM

Hehehe...go as Ford Prefect.

Complain a lot and take three minutes to make a 2 second point.

 

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Bad Grammar & Splleing Mole ! 5,357 10
10/03/2002 01:02 PM

John could be Codeslave.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=586985
Feeble, possessed by the demon Chackens 32,400 15
10/03/2002 01:28 PM

Mole: A Wart. In the "Once and Future King" sense.

 

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Marilyn 12,471 13
10/03/2002 01:42 PM

I so don't do Halloween costumes.



Always depresses me to see people looking more idiodic than they do in their normal clothes.

 

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Marilyn 12,471 13
10/03/2002 01:45 PM

Miss (I think) Mole, in order to go dressed as me, you would have to go to college.....





...and....







...charm school.



 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=586999
Marilyn 12,471 13
10/03/2002 01:45 PM

Oh, and predicatably, I'm not sorry.

 

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Bad Grammar & Splleing Mole ! 5,357 10
10/03/2002 01:45 PM

I am leaving that one alone, Yes I am....

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=587003
Bad Grammar & Splleing Mole ! 5,357 10
10/03/2002 01:47 PM

Ahh yes Charm School the place you are soooooo familiar with...

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=587010
I'm Leppy, and I'm a GABaholic. 12,056 12
10/03/2002 01:56 PM

I was gonna go as Leppy, but I didn't want to walk on my knees all night.



Don't want to mix business with pleasure, Spaz?

 

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Marilyn 12,471 13
10/03/2002 02:02 PM

I'm charming all right. You're too distracted in your desperate vie for attention that you can't see it.



And because I'm a nice person, I'll give you all the attention you deserve.



So what's if it's all negative. Think of it as karmic retribution.



A person like you should just be happy they are even acknowledged.



 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=587014
Neal Obstat 2,492 11
10/03/2002 02:04 PM

Go to your bowl and lay down!

 

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Marilyn 12,471 13
10/03/2002 02:05 PM

What?



I'm just giving her what she wants.



 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=587017
Neal Obstat 2,492 11
10/03/2002 02:06 PM

The last time Marilyn rented an apartment, she got a leach instead of a lease.

 

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Marilyn 12,471 13
10/03/2002 02:08 PM

Symbolic or literal.



I don't understand what you're saying.



It all sounds so crazy.

 

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Chackens Dantes 286,208 61
10/03/2002 02:08 PM

I wonder if the dwarf in my lobby will go with me on halloween as dr evil and mini me?

 

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Marilyn 12,471 13
10/03/2002 02:09 PM

What don't you ask her. I'm sure she'll say no.





But at least you can say you tried.

 

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Super Cres, at best 10,666 13
10/03/2002 02:11 PM

Mark wants to be Captain Feathersword...



Alannah is going to be Dorothy (I've even got Ruby Slippers!! I love Target..)





Er.. I'm .. a nun? right..







Hey, someone's going to be Tigger, right, can I have your costume instead?

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=587028
Bad Grammar & Splleing Mole ! 5,357 10
10/03/2002 02:11 PM

Attention, like that found in a empty bottle of grey goose ?

 

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Bad Grammar & Splleing Mole ! 5,357 10
10/03/2002 02:12 PM

THE WIGGLES ! Clive loves them....

 

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Super Cres, at best 10,666 13
10/03/2002 02:19 PM

Alannah knows every routine they do, they're all she ever wants to watch.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=587056
Bad Grammar & Splleing Mole ! 5,357 10
10/03/2002 02:21 PM

I believe that they are very scary & are brain washing our children....



However my son has tied me up in this closet, so I can't stop them....

 

Side-splitting 10 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=587122
Feeble, Iraqi Weapons Inspector #27 32,400 15
10/03/2002 02:46 PM

I've changed my mind. Marilyn can go as Saddam Hussien.



She'll have to trim her moustache, of course.

 

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Super Cres, at best 10,666 13
10/03/2002 02:50 PM

Oh they're not so ba.. yummy yummy..





d... what was I saying?

 

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Feeble, Iraqi Weapons Inspector #27 32,400 15
10/03/2002 02:53 PM

The Wiggles are coming! The Wiggles are coming!

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=587494
Jinx.tv 5,835 13
10/03/2002 11:56 PM

How long does it take to get from Boston to dinesh's house?



My bf just got my this video, so if anyone needs any mackin' pimp tips, I'd be happy to help.

 

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dinesh 24,862 16
10/04/2002 12:13 AM

i believe it took me about 4 hours to go in the opposite direction, though my memory is a tad hazy.



*nuzzles jinx*

 

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Jinx.tv 5,835 13
10/04/2002 12:18 AM

something about the word "nuzzle", I find it very disturbing.

 

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dinesh 24,862 16
10/04/2002 12:19 AM

i think you're thinking of "muzzle," or perhaps "ear wax"



 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=587504
Jinx.tv 5,835 13
10/04/2002 12:27 AM

Or, something about "his creamy jizz and how I'd like to guzzle it"?

 

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Doc 7,105 13
10/04/2002 12:35 AM

G.ha.

 

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Jinx.tv 5,835 13
10/04/2002 12:45 AM

I'm getting it messed up...but this is what is disturbing me about "nuzzle" perhaps...



I want to get him off

And feel his silky jizz

I want to pop his top

And see him spurt and fizz

Look at the head on that brew!

I'll go down on it and nuzzle it

But no swallowing allowed

Even though i'd love to guzzle it

I'm afraid we'll get into a quarrel

Cause with one that big

It's tough to do anything more

Than oral

 

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Doc 7,105 13
10/04/2002 01:12 AM

kV.e cc

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=587526
Callie Mollari 14,455 13
10/04/2002 01:40 AM

Doc's a terrorist...he's passing coded messages to his comrades via GAB!!





Or else he's tripping on something really good.

 

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Doc 7,105 13
10/04/2002 01:50 AM

want to touch the hiiiineeeeeyy...

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=587528
Callie Mollari 14,455 13
10/04/2002 01:53 AM

Ooooooh....he's tripping on the apple-y goodness that is the Jinx ass.



 

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dinesh 24,862 16
10/04/2002 02:09 AM

i assure you i meant nuzzle in only the sensitive, snuggly way.



besides, i don't have a big one.

 

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Miss Trixxie (who's on the rag) LeMay 65,021 15
10/14/2002 12:44 PM

We should revist this: Me, should I do real drag or scary drag ?

 

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My hubby is gay 2,953 10
10/14/2002 12:49 PM

I'm doing bride's maid this year. I'm too fat for a Hotter's girl this year.

 

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My hubby is gay 2,953 10
10/14/2002 12:50 PM

Trixx, DRAG. The only scary thing about you is your spelling.











I meant Hooter's.

 

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][\/][ oleculo the ][\/][ olecular ][\/][ an 1,677 10
10/14/2002 01:42 PM

I'm going as Superman. He's my hero.





Up, up and THE MOLECUUUUUUULAR MMMMANNN!!!

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=593357
Declan McManus 131,867 36
10/14/2002 01:42 PM

I*m going as Wilford Brimley (just grab a box of Quaker Oats), or Gordon Jump. (I look so money in Maytag blue).

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=593358
Squeamish 38,986 14
10/14/2002 01:44 PM

Queer it up a little and go as "The Mayfag Repairman."



You can carry a toolbox with giant rubber dongs hanging out of it.

 

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Goddess to some, Whore to others 156,785 17
10/14/2002 01:45 PM

I'm not dressing up. Taking my daughter trick or treating though. Been a long time since I did anything adult oriented for Hallow's Eve.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=593362
Declan McManus 131,867 36
10/14/2002 01:49 PM

Squeams, daaarling, I just can*t *queer it up,* as you so charmingly put it.



I*m already set on *Maximus Fabulosity.*

 

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Sleestack 30,342 13
10/14/2002 01:53 PM

Viewing of "Nosferatu" at St. John the Divine's with pipe-organ accompanyment.



After that dudes in spider-outfits rapel down the columns of the cathedral, swinging back and forth, while a monstrous 50-foot articulated spider covers the Rose Windows, and there is Procession of the Spirits down the aisles.





Those Episcopalians know how to party.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=593366
][\/][ oleculo the ][\/][ olecular ][\/][ an 1,677 10
10/14/2002 01:57 PM

I'm not dressing up. Taking my daughter trick or treating though. Been a long time since I did anything adult oriented for Hallow's Eve.





The words that stuck out for me:

Dressing Up

Adult Oriented

 

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Sleestack 30,342 13
10/14/2002 01:59 PM

GAHHH!



No more "Nosferatu!"



They've replaced it with:



Crypt Crawl: A Cathedral Tour

Creep by candlelight into the Cathedral's crypt. Commemorate the origins of Halloween as the Celtic New Year celebration and trace its later transformation into All Hallows Eve.




Okay, that sounds pretty cool, actually...

 

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Neal Obstat 2,492 11
10/14/2002 02:02 PM

They only way you can go in drag Trixie, is to dress like a straight white male.

 

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Sleestack 30,342 13
10/14/2002 02:02 PM

Oh... never mind. Count Orlock is there...



Halloween Extravaganza & Procession of Ghouls

The Cathedral is decorated with giant, moving puppets: a skeleton, a ghost, a spider, and more. Procession of Ralph Lee's fabulous Ghouls follows a showing of the film classic Nosferatu accompanied on the organ by Cathedral Associate Organist Timothy J. Brumfield.

 

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Sexhead, quick on the upmake 12,287 12
10/14/2002 08:45 PM

The whole Nesferatu thing Slee was chatting about reminded me of when I was a kid, and how once a week at Lake Chitaqua park they'd show silent movies with live piano accompaniament.



Fun times, fun times.

 

157 10
10/14/2002 09:31 PM

Freeze Dried, go as Trae.



And do something adult oriented.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=593716
Alpha Wolf 1,062 12
10/14/2002 11:12 PM

I don't need a costume if it's a full moon...



...if not, I'll go as the bastard offspring of a bisexual hippie and an evanglical priest.



I think I'll call myself "Impossible"...

 

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Sir Geek 1,427 11
10/15/2002 01:09 AM

If I were to be dressing up, I would go as the most scary thing known to man.



An IRS Agent.

 

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Sir Geek 1,427 11
10/15/2002 01:09 AM

And if callie wanted a costume, get a bleached bloned wig and a skill mask, and go as Martha Stewart

 

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AmyPoo: All up in your kool-aid 2,710 12
10/15/2002 03:43 AM

I'm not dressing up, but if I were, i'd go as angelina jolie as lara croft. kick ass!



if i were working i'd have to dress up, but i took off to take my daughter trick-or-treating. she's going to be jessie from toy story.

 

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The Velcro Fly 19,242 12
10/15/2002 04:07 AM

I might dress up as Wally from Dilbert. It's just a matter of finding a pair of dorky glasses and popping the lenses out.