West Hollywood Hulk Hogan
A comedy article
by asdfMavis Beaconjkl;  18,219  13
10/30/2002 01:55 PM 245 views
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I'm currently in the market for a second roommate. We've run an ad in a couple local publications, including an "alternative" (and I use that term loosely) weekly and our city's daily publication, all of which hint that we're looking for a gay male. I suppose a straight guy or girl would work, too, but I don't have a whole lot of experience with straight people so I'm playing it safe.
Watching Sunday morning television, I was interupted several times by phone calls from interested parties. Most people were turned off by the thought of signing a lease, though one man was rather enthusiastic about renting. The phone call went something like this:
Man On Phone: Yes, we spoke the other morning about the room.
Me: I'm not sure I remember. Were you the guy who was going out of town?
Man On Phone: No.
Me: Was I supposed to call you back yesterday?
Man On Phone: No.
Me: I'm not sure I remember you.
Man On Phone: Anyway, I just had a few questions about the house. Is there a gym nearby?
Me: Yes. There is Bally's and a Gold's, and I go to World Gym in the next town.
Man On Phone: Oh ok good. It would be nice to have a live-in workout partner.
Me: The rent is $365 a month plus a third of the utilities...
Man On Phone: That's great. So what sports do you play?
Me: I watch football, but that's about it. So anyhow the house is 1700 square feet with all hardwood floors...
Man On Phone: I play volleyball and wrestle. I'm 37 years old, six foot three, and about 175 pounds. What about you?
Me: I'm 22 and five eight. We're located right off of the interstate...
Man On Phone: So when can I come see the house? What time do you work in the mornings?
Me: I don't work until nine, but I'd really rather show the place at night or on the weekend.
Man On Phone: Ahh. So I can't drop by one morning this week?
Me: No, that's not good.
Man On Phone: Look, I'm really looking for someone to help me practice wrestling. Is that something you might be interested in?
Me: No.
Man On Phone: No?
*click*
My ad didn't say anything about long walks, quiet dinners, BDSM, top/bottom, hung4hung. I'm pretty sure it wasn't in the Men Seeking Men section.
Are roommate ads the personals for the new Millennium?
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John Hargrave 128,742  73
11/04/2002 10:48 AM
You definitely should have invited him over for the wrestling.
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Sleestack 30,342 13
11/04/2002 07:20 PM
You really do have a sexy voice on the phone.
So how's Tuesday?
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Declan McManus 131,867 36
11/05/2002 03:16 AM
are roommate ads the personals for the new millenium?
Yes.
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