Yellow powder
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by Bean  8,503  19
11/01/2002 03:37 PM 195 views
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Today in my town (southern oregon area), about an hour ago, a man got very very sick. It was discovered that there was a yellow powdery substance on his car and in his driveway. The highway that passes where he lives has been completely closed off. The people who took him to the hospital got sick also, as well as several of the ER staff. Hazmat is looking into it. Theories?
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Markmark 847  10
11/01/2002 03:38 PM
Another vicious case of Saffron poisoning.
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onion: ignorant slut 12,319 12
11/01/2002 03:39 PM
i don't see any local news about that.
you're in k. falls, yes?
linkage, please.
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Bean 8,503 19
11/01/2002 03:44 PM
I don't have linkage, I think becuase it just happened, and they don't know what it is. Sorry.
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Neal Obstat 2,492 11
11/01/2002 03:45 PM
I know what it is!
It's dried piss.
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Squeamish 38,986 14
11/01/2002 03:46 PM
Pollen allergies are a bitch.
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Bean 8,503 19
11/01/2002 03:46 PM
What's BC powder?
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Bean 8,503 19
11/01/2002 04:00 PM
Oh.
Or could it be "Butt Crack" powder?
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amymtn 662 10
11/01/2002 04:00 PM
Close, salvage. It's the muslims.
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salvage Can't think of a witty name tag 28,986 12
11/01/2002 04:08 PM
Muslims, Iraqis, Argentinians, they all have rags on their heads and brown on their skins and must be bombed until they stop getting all upity about being bombed.
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Bean 8,503 19
11/01/2002 06:58 PM
DAGNABBIT! It wasn't bioterrorism.
Some jealous husband spread Cap-stun all over her two lover's cars.
And I wanted excitement!
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Haggis 702 11
11/01/2002 07:12 PM
Pepper spray is also known as O.C. spray or OC (for oleoresin capsicum) Geeze, CAP-stun.
It's amazing how much people distort things when they hear it only once from the TV.
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Bean 8,503 19
11/01/2002 07:14 PM
Hey mister, I never said it was bioterrorism!
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Slim Shady Lila 78,550 13
11/02/2002 01:37 AM
We were looking for an invoice earlier today when the office manager noticed it was from last summer, before I started working here.
My boss then said, "Oh, so it was BS - Before Shelby."
Yuk-yuk, my co-workers are a laff a minute.
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Barking Pumpkin 762 11
11/02/2002 11:35 AM
BS: Before the sun rose on our lives with the wonderful presence of Shelby and her juices of nectar.
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