Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
11/05/2002 05:28 PM

Well, I've just lost my appitite for the next several years.



But on the other hand, my heterosexuality has never been stronger.

Chackens 286,208 61
11/05/2002 05:29 PM

It?

Manhattan Fever Dizzniggety Wizzoop Plizzang Doo 11,939 13
11/05/2002 05:29 PM

Is it too late to change the title of this thread to "Hey Trae's gonna flood this thread!" or maybe even "Wanna lie? Come on over here!"

Merkin 10,008 13
11/05/2002 05:30 PM

Outside behind her house, on the back porch, Easter Sunday. I was still in my "church clothes."



*is struck by lightning in office, catches fire*

Declan McManus 131,867 36
11/05/2002 05:30 PM

Nuttles, B>what heterosexuality?





The Critter looks more like the mailman than you.

Chackens 286,208 61
11/05/2002 05:31 PM

Video viewing booths?

psychaholic, for a shiny coat! 4,888 13
11/05/2002 05:31 PM

I've done it on the beach at night.



On a balcony of a 4 star hotel.



In the ocean.



Had a BJ in a movie theatre.



All the same woman. That's why I married her.

Agent Spaz: Special Horse Ops 3,290 11
11/05/2002 05:32 PM

A car, a chair, a table, a floor, a tub, a limo, a pool, a bed, a couch, a porch and a lawn.



Pretty standard stuff really. It is not where you have sex, it is how you preform.

I'm Leppy, and I'm a GABaholic. 12,056 12
11/05/2002 05:35 PM

hotel bathroom on a high school class trip.



friends' parents' bathroom



nowhere really unconventional.



I'll go cry now.

The Lady Trixxie 65,021 15
11/05/2002 05:35 PM

In pretty much every hotel and motel, in a 60 mile radius.



On the LSU campus, in the Liabrary, Stadium Dorms, the Old Field House, and the Huey P Long's Pool Varisity Men's Lockers.



In the Steam Room, Sauna and Whirl Pools of Gyms around the country, maybe in your town!



When I was a grad student, on top of the this guy's I didn't like desk in a shared office.



The parking lot of most gay bars in town.





Through out the French Quarter Gay Bars, and on the Corner of St. Anne and Bourbon in Broad Daylight, a couple of times.

Chackens 286,208 61
11/05/2002 05:35 PM

hahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaha









































*snort*

Spaz said he's had sex.

I'm Leppy, and I'm a GABaholic. 12,056 12
11/05/2002 05:35 PM

oh, and the beach.

Sleestack 30,342 13
11/05/2002 05:36 PM

This is about the thing that's ruining GAB, isn't it?

psychaholic, for a shiny coat! 4,888 13
11/05/2002 05:37 PM

Is it ruined?

The Lady Trixxie 65,021 15
11/05/2002 05:38 PM

Declain - Do they still speak in Hushed Wispers at the Cleveland Baths about the legend of Miss Baton Rouge?

Declan McManus 131,867 36
11/05/2002 05:39 PM

Chackens, meet Emu. Emu, meet Chackens.





Sleestack. I did not think that I could get much more explicit, without making the baby Feeble cry.

Declan McManus 131,867 36
11/05/2002 05:41 PM

Princess, but of course!



When I hint that I know you, I get lots of attention and questions. Example: Is it really that big?

Daddy's been a bad girl! 5,357 10
11/05/2002 05:45 PM

I have never do it... EVER!!!

Daddy's been a bad girl! 5,357 10
11/05/2002 05:45 PM

do=done=you know what I am saying.

Declan McManus 131,867 36
11/05/2002 05:47 PM

Daddygirl,



tell us another one.

Daddy's been a bad girl! 5,357 10
11/05/2002 05:48 PM

Okay, but I didn't like it...

Declan McManus 131,867 36
11/05/2002 05:51 PM

You didn`t like it so much that you had to try it several times to cofirm the fact?

Daddy's been a bad girl! 5,357 10
11/05/2002 05:51 PM

Have done it:

In several local parks

A couple of cars

Beds

Haven't done it:

Gay bars

A Beach

Zoo

Agent Spaz: Special Horse Ops 3,290 11
11/05/2002 05:53 PM

She wants to do it in Ga though.

Daddy's been a bad girl! 5,357 10
11/05/2002 05:53 PM

Indeed Decaln practice makes perfect & I will continue to try it until I hit my sexual peek.

Daddy's been a bad girl! 5,357 10
11/05/2002 05:54 PM

Spaz my dear boy I will make you my bitch someday.

Agent Spaz: Special Horse Ops 3,290 11
11/05/2002 05:55 PM

I look forward to it.

Trae (please return me to my upright position) 156,785 17
11/05/2002 05:56 PM

Is it too late to change the title of this thread to "Hey Trae's gonna flood this thread!" or maybe even "Wanna lie? Come on over here!"



In yo' face sucka! This is my only post and I'm not even gonna answer the question!

psychaholic, for a shiny coat! 4,888 13
11/05/2002 05:58 PM

Uh oh, the gays are circling.

bonertheclown 855 12
11/05/2002 05:58 PM

I usualy do it in bed when there is no one around , wait that's not what you meant is it.

The Lady Trixxie 65,021 15
11/05/2002 05:59 PM

Princess, but of course!



When I hint that I know you, I get lots of attention and questions. Example: Is it really that big?





I figured as much, I popped two and a half viagra's and pounded everything but the nails in the rafters that night. good times, good times.





I have done it



























in the butt!

Merkin 10,008 13
11/05/2002 06:02 PM

I did it behind a bush next to my high school.



</true story from Squeamish>

Squeamish 38,986 14
11/05/2002 06:02 PM

I went to LSU in Baton Rouge, so:



On the LSU campus, in the Liabrary, Stadium Dorms, the Old Field House, and the Huey P Long's Pool Varisity Men's Lockers.



There was this Leprechaun-like fellow that always seemed to be there...

Squeamish 38,986 14
11/05/2002 06:03 PM

Lost my virginity there, Merkin.

Trae (please return me to my upright position) 156,785 17
11/05/2002 06:07 PM

must...resist... temptation.. to .. post

Ms Oedipa 650 11
11/05/2002 06:14 PM

Oh goodness...public bathroom, car, plane, pool, backyard, and anywhere in the house.



Mommy, am I a whore?

Squeamish 38,986 14
11/05/2002 06:15 PM

Sorry, that was a typo.



Lost my virginity with Merkin.

Pants 14,252 17
11/05/2002 06:15 PM

Against my Pontiac Lemans parked in front of her parents' house with the neighbors watching.

Barking Pumpkin 762 11
11/05/2002 06:18 PM

I've done it in:



A bed, a bathroom, my friend's apartment, living room floor, in a farmer's field, and in cars.



Believe it or not, I have had sex.



Really.



Why are you looking at me like you don't believe a word I'm saying?

Declan McManus 131,867 36
11/05/2002 06:19 PM

Not in the basement, BP?

Daddy's been a bad girl! 5,357 10
11/05/2002 06:19 PM

OOOOO almost forgot, I have do it on the railroad tracks...









DON"T ASK!

Trae (please return me to my upright position) 156,785 17
11/05/2002 06:20 PM

Oh jeez, fine:



Bathroom (in my Mom's house)

Bathroom in a public place

Car (duh)<--on and in

Hotel linen closet

Washer/dryer

Ladder (tricky one)

Hallway (but not on the floor)

Tent

Under a waterfall

oh, and a bed once or twice.

Squeamish 38,986 14
11/05/2002 06:20 PM

The butt, Bob.

Barking Pumpkin 762 11
11/05/2002 06:20 PM

Of course I've done it in the basement. I thought that went without saying.

Trae (please return me to my upright position) 156,785 17
11/05/2002 06:24 PM

oh, and

a futon

motorcycle

under bleachers

in the rain

in the snow

on a mountain

a lawnchair

backyard

Boyscout meeting

Girlscout meeting

PTA meeting

racetrack

couch

stairs

movie theater

Daddy's been a bad girl! 5,357 10
11/05/2002 06:25 PM

DAMN YOU Trae, give me a couple of years to catch up...

Trae (please return me to my upright position) 156,785 17
11/05/2002 06:27 PM

In the shower

in the bath

on a balcony

on the beach

in the ocean

in a jacuzzi

in a pool

in a dressing room

under a blanket watching fireworks

in the woods

HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
11/05/2002 06:30 PM

the center circle of a soccer field, driving on the interstate, in friends/relatives beds/couches, in a school parking lot, swimming pool (sorta), in a tent on a camping trip,...and more but i give up.



i want to do it in a library, in a thunderstorm, in an airplane, and some more places i can't think of right now.

psychaholic, for a shiny coat! 4,888 13
11/05/2002 06:34 PM

I would like to do the thunderstorm thing, but it seems the wife is never around when it rains.





Oh, man, does that sound cheezy.

The Lady Trixxie 65,021 15
11/05/2002 06:36 PM

Hey is that Trae a whore or what !

Declan McManus 131,867 36
11/05/2002 06:44 PM

Takes one to know one, hussy!

Trae (please return me to my upright position) 156,785 17
11/05/2002 06:46 PM

on a boat

in a plane

on an elevator

on a horse

at Yankee stadium

at Turner field

in the dog house at UGA

on a bar stool

in a bar

on a bar

during the launch of challenger, after the launch of challenger

on the tv,

behind the curtains,

in a mail van

in Home Depot,

in a Wal-Mart dressing room,

under a carpet (don't ask)

I'm Leppy, and I'm a GABaholic. 12,056 12
11/05/2002 06:48 PM

spaz, you forgot at gablanta with trix

Trae (please return me to my upright position) 156,785 17
11/05/2002 06:50 PM

at Joey Goldblum's barmitzva,

in the kitchen while my parents ate Thanksgiving dinner,

at Crazy Joe's bar Daytona Bch,

on Crazy Joe's bar Daytona Bch,

at a reststop,

in my best friend's bed when she was on vacation

on a cruise,

in a car with cruise control on...

asdfMavis Beaconjkl; 18,219 13
11/05/2002 06:52 PM

The Drew Carey "Sounds Dangerous" attraction at Disney World

Trae (please return me to my upright position) 156,785 17
11/05/2002 06:54 PM

in a cave,

in the attic,

in the basement,

in the cemetary after dark,

in the car wash,

in church,

behind church,

at church camp,

on the side of a cliff overlooking the Grand Canyon,

on the high dive at the city pool...



I'm running out... thanks for the memories!

Daddy's been a bad mole! 5,357 10
11/05/2002 06:55 PM

You make me sick!!!!





with envy...

Manhattan Fever Dizzniggety Wizzoop Plizzang Doo 11,939 13
11/05/2002 06:56 PM

Alright, who called it, who called it?



Yeah, that's right.

Trae (please return me to my upright position) 156,785 17
11/05/2002 06:58 PM

on the side of a cliff overlooking the Grand Canyon



Hey Manny, aren't you in Ariz-BAM

17,582 13
11/05/2002 06:59 PM

She means thanks for the mammories.

Manhattan Fever Dizzniggety Wizzoop Plizzang Doo 11,939 13
11/05/2002 07:02 PM

Y'know Trae, the other half of this thread reads WHERE HAVEN'T YOU DONE IT

dr froglord 9,243 13
11/05/2002 07:10 PM

In the bedroom, with the lights out like any good American.

The Lady Trixxie 65,021 15
11/05/2002 07:30 PM

Leppy, I did not let Spaz have any of this. It was obvious you were his first choice, and if Trixxie can't be the STAR, she dont go to the orgy.

Markmark 847 10
11/06/2002 12:46 AM

Maybe I'm too much of a parent, but I'm starting to think of Trae as the Dr. Seuss of sex:



I have done it in a plane

and I have done it on a train



I have done it once or twice

with several rodents, including mice



In a caboose,

and on a moose

and sometimes with a guy called "goose..."

131,867 36
11/06/2002 01:05 AM

Trae? Had her, she was good, and then I made some poops.



Since I make poops, Im surprised that Squeamish hasnt been after my goosely ass.

Doc 7,105 13
11/06/2002 01:42 AM

Damn't, after this thread, I wish that I had "where it would be funny" in mind, instead of just spontaneously getting my dick wet wherever the location was.

AmyPoo and her black waterbra 2,710 12
11/06/2002 01:48 AM

two high school kids were going at it in a jeep cherokee last night behind the restaurant i work at.



they didn't seem to mind that we were watching/whistling/applauding.

Doc 7,105 13
11/06/2002 01:49 AM

*ring*



"Hello?"



"Hey, it's Doc."



"Hey, how's it going?"



"Good.. uh, I was wondering, this might sound like an odd question, uh.. but, can you think of any place that we've done it that uh.. was, you know, funny?"



".. what?"



"You know, like, a location that would be funny to have sex in."



"A location that would 'be funny'??"



"Uh, yeah, you know, like, if you're like, talking with people about funny places you've done it..."



"Funny??"



"Yeah, like.. funny."



"... this is that computer site you're talking about again isn't it."

Doc 7,105 13
11/06/2002 01:51 AM

When I worked in a restaruant, I was the closing cook, and I had a girlfriend that on Saturdays was the closing waitress. One night, the manager comes up to me, and we're shooting the Shakespeare, and he goes "You can't have sex in the freezer."



"Uh, what do you mean?"



"Dude, I saw her ass cheeks imprinted in the ice."



"Oh Shakespeare."

Daggy 86,684 14
11/06/2002 02:39 AM

I once did it with my butcher boyfrind in the cold room where they hang the carcasses prior to cutting into chops.





























SO! How many of you are vegetarians now?

jellytot 3,504 11
11/06/2002 06:27 AM

Up a tree (tricky) and on a 3rd storey roof (scenic)

Declan McManus 131,867 36
11/06/2002 07:43 AM

``When I get home, feeling tired and beat, I go up where the air is fresh and sweet.



On the roof`s the only place I know, where you just have to wish to make it so... up on the roof``

John Hargrave 128,742 73
11/06/2002 08:50 AM

At the college where I'm getting my master's, there is a rumor that two of the undergrad students once had sex, after hours, in the empty salad bar in the dining hall.





































...which is why I never eat the ranch dressing.

Daggy 86,684 14
11/06/2002 09:01 AM

EEEWWWWWWW thats just gr..





oh wait, dead cows.







carry on.

Markmark 847 10
11/06/2002 09:36 AM

I've got a friend who's a beer brewer. When Sam Adams opened its Jamaica Plain brewery we were all invited to the opening. My friend disappeared with a waitress...some time later, Jim Koch (the owner of Sam Adams) was showing off the large stainless steel brewing vats to the press--about 8 feet tall, accessible via ladder. Jim climbed up, peered down...hello waitress and friend, going at it...



Made the papers.

Chackens 286,208 61
11/06/2002 09:42 AM

Probably the coolest place was in Moorehead Planetarium with the doohicky all lit up with all the stars in the sky.



Yesindeedy.

That's MRS Crickette to you, bub! 2,472 12
11/06/2002 10:22 AM

Oh yeah?



Well, I've done it in Canada!





Beat that!

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
11/06/2002 10:28 AM

One time we did it on the couch.

Trae (please return me to my upright position) 156,785 17
11/06/2002 10:51 AM

Ohhh Doc, I had sex in the freezer too. I forgot about that one.



Oh, and just for the record - - I was married for close to 10 yrs so most of those were with the ex.

Bonky 75,728 15
11/06/2002 10:57 AM

WAITAMINUTE! Are you guys talking about the sex?



I'm waiting for the right moment.

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
11/06/2002 10:58 AM

I got yer right moment RIGHT HERE!

Cravin Moorhead 3,307 12
11/06/2002 11:27 AM

in a church confessional, in a tree, on a running Harley (rigid frame with a lobey cam), in an ice shack, on a boat, in a wheat field.



never did it on a beach.

Cravin Moorhead 3,307 12
11/06/2002 11:36 AM

DAMN YOU Trae, give me a couple of years to catch up...



A couple of years? That was all within the last week.

salvage Can't think of a witty name tag 28,986 12
11/06/2002 12:51 PM

Geez looking at all this, and assuming it's true (BIiiiiig assumtion, cept for Trix, I'm sure she's holding out. Half expected her to post something like "Check out a clip of Bush's inaguration, see that plant shaking violently over Dick's shoulder?") I am lame.



Under a war canoe with a chick from Cleavland at summer camp, first time 30 seconds.)

Behind a curtain on a dance floor at a rave, 30 seconds cuz she seemed a bit on the skanky side.

Neighbour backyard against a fence 60 seconds, the neighbours dog was staring at us.



Never a grave yard,

Never a park,

Never an elevator,



No where cool.



Must fix this!

Pants 14,252 17
11/06/2002 01:44 PM

Not in a house, not with a mouse,

not in a car, and not in a bar.

I do not like them Sam I am. I do not like Trae's eggs and ham.

Squidward 156,785 17
11/06/2002 01:53 PM

Your name isn't Sam.

That's MRS Crickette to you, bub! 2,472 12
11/06/2002 02:21 PM

Gee salvage, I'd be more concerned about that 30-60 second problem than with *where* I was having sex...

amymtn 662 10
11/07/2002 10:39 AM

I just want to say thanks for this thread, it was my inspiration for a fantastic night.

ablutophobic 313 11
11/07/2002 11:42 AM

have: on a gaming field, in my little brother's bed, underneath my mother's dining room table, my roommate's bed, and a fake leather couch.



want to: an elevator, a library, outside in the rain, in a dressing room, in a moving vehicle, and in the butt.

Squeamish 38,986 14
11/07/2002 11:44 AM

I did it in this thread.

Merkin 10,008 13
11/07/2002 11:49 AM

<action>puts Trae on a plate and sops her up with a biscuit

Chackens, Morality Inspector 286,208 61
11/07/2002 11:56 AM

Oh, I so got caught in my housemate's bed. He was out of town and my sheets were still damp in the dryer when I came home with a girl.



She was riding me like a rodeo-rider when he suddenly flings the door open. She froze in all her buck-naked slendor. He stands there for a year or two, goes "humph", slams the door, and doesn't come back for two weeks. He moved out soon after.



Some people. Sheesh.

Chackens, Morality Inspector 286,208 61
11/07/2002 11:56 AM

Never on my desk at the office.

psychaholic, for a shiny coat! 4,888 13
11/07/2002 12:04 PM

Almost did, but the wife chickened out:

In a building against the window. The window was designed to 'over hang' over Woodward (a big street over here.).

salvage: Pigs in Space Creator 28,986 12
11/07/2002 12:05 PM

Gee salvage, I'd be more concerned about that 30-60 second problem than with *where* I was having sex...



That's how long it takes me. My girlfriend doesn't complain, that way I only bug her during comercials.

amymtn 662 10
11/07/2002 12:10 PM

Ahh, that takes me back to the good old days.

Squidward 156,785 17
11/07/2002 12:37 PM

<action> bakes Merkin more biscuits

AmyPoo and her black waterbra 2,710 12
11/07/2002 02:51 PM

i've done it:

on the beach

in the ocean

in a jacuzzi

on a playground

in a car

in the showers at a campground

in a public restroom

at a new years eve parade in miami

in the shower

kitchen counter







and it's only 2pm!

AmyPoo and her black waterbra 2,710 12
11/07/2002 02:51 PM

oh yeah, and in a dressing room.

Declan McManus 131,867 36
11/07/2002 03:44 PM

I am astonished, yes, astonished at the number of you have done it in a bed.







freaks.

Markmark 847 10
11/07/2002 03:49 PM

The only interesting addition I have is while scuba diving...oh and in the grandstand at a college football game.

Neal Obstat 2,492 11
11/07/2002 03:55 PM

Every room in the house in every house.

AmyPoo , bitch goddess 2,710 12
02/11/2003 05:27 PM

the expo line at the restaurant where i work. wo0t!

Trae - Pixel Perfect! 156,785 17
02/11/2003 05:32 PM

A whole new meaning to special sauce, eh Amy?

Chickens McCluck Cluck 286,208 61
02/11/2003 05:35 PM

every room in our new house. Gotta claim it as your own, donchaknow.

AmyPoo , bitch goddess 2,710 12
02/11/2003 05:36 PM

yes indeedy, trae.

psychaholic, a bear of very little peen 4,888 13
02/11/2003 05:37 PM

I'm going to do it on a mountain this weekend.



I might also try a hot tub.

Chickens McCluck Cluck 286,208 61
02/11/2003 05:46 PM

We would have tried out the yard too, but the damned thing's been covered in snow since we moved in.

psychaholic, a bear of very little peen 4,888 13
02/11/2003 05:50 PM

Ok, I'm going to do the mountain, and do it by myself in the hot tub...?

Chi-Chi Fellipe 161,353 14
02/11/2003 06:34 PM

I did it like this



I did it like that



I did it with the whiffle ball bat

Marty McFly 19,242 12
02/11/2003 06:54 PM

I did it in the basement.





No. Really.



Quit laughing!

Marty McFly 19,242 12
02/11/2003 06:55 PM

Oops. Old thread.



Dammit.

Alpha Maelstrom (click name for disclaimer) 5,097 15
02/11/2003 10:46 PM

Lotsa places people would consider odd. A "Swim with the dolphins" tank, once, God bless those aquatic mammals. Arlington Nation Cemetary, about 30 feet from the 'eternal flame'. Uh, On honest Abe's right foot in DC. Still trying to find a chick willing to climb mount rushmore with me, I wanna pull out and jizz in washington's eyeball. Anyone know if it's legal to climb rushmore? There was also the IHOP incident I can't talk about lest I incriminate myself.



I've also gotten a blowjob on a roller coaster once. Word of warning, don't ever warn her you're about to cum, unless, MAYBE you're on a loop, thought that'd probably be just as bad.

Mr.Glass 25,340 11
02/11/2003 10:51 PM

I once had unbelievable sex in the cold vaccuum of space. It was great until I instantly froze...

john_shaft 795 13
02/11/2003 10:54 PM

W3rd



Sonic:Americas Drive In, in the bathroom. I broke the soundbarrier...

Roy Harper - Hats Off 11,939 13
02/11/2003 10:57 PM

You broke more than that you sexy Sex Tiger Kiteen Meow-Meow.

Alpha Maelstrom (click name for disclaimer) 5,097 15
02/11/2003 11:10 PM

I didn't get any otto-spankings for the roller coaster? Fine, but don't tell me it's not funny. You ever wait in line for a roller coaster, and one chick gets off laughing hyserically, followed by a very irate guy with a wet t-shirt, and several extremely annoyed, amused and confused teenagers behind them, and tell me you Frosters wouldn't laugh.







Other places to note, BESIDES the IHOP incident, 3 stories up on steel girder framework. I once received a BJ while chatting up my ex-wife while she was looking for something in the fridge. Nothing special about that, except on the other side of the refridgerator door were here parents, EATING DINNER.



As far as churches, graveyards, church retreats and such go, I was a heathen in my youth. Some of my exploits were legendary. Gab 1.0 had a true story about me and rather well built 12 year old, who I'd guess is at least 16 or so now, in church numerous times. Come to think of it gab 1.0 had a list somewhere of all the local churches I've been ever so politely told not to return to.

Declan McManus is dancing on broken glass,barefoot 131,867 36
02/11/2003 11:42 PM

I deeply regret, and apologise for starting this thread.

Alpha Maelstrom (click name for disclaimer) 5,097 15
02/12/2003 03:44 AM

he just wants somebody to love, heee just needs somebody to looove...