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I was in a bar called '3d's'
A tough bar. There was a car on the roof. Dudes with mohawks and bikers would come in. I had to act tough when I went in or get beat up. Guys were cut with razor blades, police were trying to close the joint down. There was a wall painting of a guy cutting off his own arm with a chainsaw in glow in the dark paint!!!
I told a joke at this bar.
I almost got beat up at this bar that night.
I told this joke:
A married couple Rich and Buffy, go to Jamaca for vacation. After a couple days, the Rich hears that many guys tatoo things on thier penis in Jamaca. So, Rich tatoos his initials R J S, on his penis.
On his way home to show his wife, he stops on the side of the road to take a piss. Seconds later, a jamacan stands next to him and takes a piss. Rich notices W T J M tatooed on the jamacan's penis.
"Do you have two middle names?", pointing to the tatoo.
The Jamacan responst with a laugh, "No, when it gets hard, it says 'Welcome To Jamaca, Mon.'"
I was telling this joke to my friends. But half way through, other people around me started listening. Then some more. Near the end, almost 30 people were litening to my joke.
I delivered the puchline.
Oh, Lord was it a bomb. The groans of 'Oh, maaaaan' were defening. People were pissed at me. Thirty drinken people were walking away in disgust. I was a little afraid at this point.
I mentioned I almost got beat up. Well, the chick my friend waShakespeare-ing on totally ditched him after the joke. My friend didn't get laid becouse my joke was so bad. He's the one who wanted to kick my ass. I had to buy beer for the rest of the night.
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John Hargrave 128,742  73
11/08/2002 05:53 PM
Ha!
We've all had those situations where suddenly a roomful of people gets very quiet and you're the only one talking, and you happen to be saying, "...AND THAT'S WHEN I DECIDED NEVER TO HAVE SEX WITH DOGS AGAIN!"
Well, a few of us have had that experience.
I'm sure at least one other person has had that experience.
All right, me neither.
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Barking Pumpkin 762 11
11/09/2002 09:46 PM
"SO WHAT I'M GOING TO DO... I'M GOING TO HAVE MY TESTICLES LAMINATED!"
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psychaholic, for a shiny coat! 4,888 13
11/11/2002 01:10 PM
Well, intentionally try not to laugh at my jokes so they can uphold the legend of my 'bad' joke telling.
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