Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
11/06/2002 09:39 PM

ok.



bye

Declan McManus 131,867 36
11/06/2002 10:59 PM

fine. Method? pick one with high lethality, jumping off an 8 storey building is good, guns are noisy, but effective.



only wussys od.



Fill up the gas tank, get flexible metal conduit, voila, Auschwitz for one! faster with an older car, like a `67 Mercury Cougar!

Microcube - Hero of Love 13,428 12
11/06/2002 11:02 PM

can I have your body if you DO kill yourself?



I'm going to turn you into a life-gem and wear you in a bejewled Coleridgering.

Merkin 10,008 13
11/06/2002 11:10 PM

I would definately go for the whole "driving my car into the Grand Canyon" approach. Exciting, loud, effective, successful.

Declan McManus 131,867 36
11/06/2002 11:48 PM

always knew that The Merkin loved chick flicks.

Merkin 10,008 13
11/06/2002 11:54 PM

Girlz rule, boys drool!

Agent Spaz: Special Horse Ops 3,290 11
11/06/2002 11:55 PM

Perhaps you should realize that none of them are worth getting this upset over. It is trivial when you look at the big picture. friends come and go, make new ones. And may I suggest try picking friends that aren't Emersons, although most friends will seem to let you down from time to time.



There is a wise old saying that works in these cases, "Frost them".

Declan McManus 131,867 36
11/06/2002 11:56 PM

feh.

Papercut 1,397 11
11/07/2002 12:14 AM

now alejandra is all Frost-ing excited about going to the Frost-ing party stupid whore

Gonzo 20,522 17
11/07/2002 12:22 AM

So, I forget... Are you Josie, Melody, or Valerie?

Doc 7,105 13
11/07/2002 12:33 AM

You've got to be under 15 if you haven't realized that desperate chick equals easy head.

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
11/07/2002 09:49 AM

Contrary to popular belief, suicide does solve all your problems and make things better.

Chackens, Morality Inspector 286,208 61
11/07/2002 09:56 AM

Don't try suicide. You're just goin to hate it.

Don't try suicide. Nobody cares.









Nobody gives a damn.

Markmark 847 10
11/07/2002 10:00 AM

Ummm...



By the sewer I lived, by the sewer I died.



They called it a murder, but it was sewerside.





My apologies.

amymtn 662 10
11/07/2002 10:24 AM

Perhaps you should peruse this.

TomServo 3,759 7
11/06/2008 09:48 AM

Anyone know if this guy offed himself?

Your What Hurts? 5,582 10
11/06/2008 10:02 AM

No, but I'm keeping my fingers crossed!

Robin® 14,626 9
11/06/2008 10:08 AM

Razors pain you,

Rivers are damp,

Acids stain you,

Drugs cause cramp,

Guns aren't lawful,

Nooses give,

Gas smells awful,

You might as well live.

DAGGY 86,684 14
11/06/2008 10:11 AM

I do believe paperclit lives. 

Sugar-Free JollyLobsters 18,496 32
11/06/2008 06:42 PM

That's utterly disappointing.

*hands papercut a gun*

Point this, uh, balloon machine at your face, so you can see what color comes out. If it's yellow, you win a puppy.

Spicey Pram's Lobster Taco Undies 80,679 42
11/07/2008 01:20 AM

Can I have a puppy too, just 'cause I'm a swell guy?

Barefoot Chance 171,270 14
11/07/2008 07:15 AM

I didnt even know my uncle posted here!

That's so Ravos 63,462 21
11/07/2008 07:40 AM

Point this, uh, balloon machine at your face, so you can see what color comes out. If it's yellow, you win a puppy.

Dead or alive?

Sugar-Free JollyLobsters 18,496 32
11/07/2008 08:18 AM

Dead, of course. What kind of Liver would I be if I gave some idiot a living puppy. That's just...

... kind.

That's so Ravos 63,462 21
11/07/2008 08:19 AM

I'm in the mood for teryaki.

Sugar-Free JollyLobsters 18,496 32
11/07/2008 10:08 AM

Dude, i am so there.