G i b l B e o t n N k u y g g e t 12,005 12
11/07/2002 11:45 AM

Wait...the town is called Knutsford??

Neal Obstat 2,492 11
11/07/2002 11:48 AM

If Colin Booty says it is true, it is true.

Bonky 75,728 15
11/07/2002 11:48 AM

If Colin's booty says it's poo, it's POO!

Gonzo 20,522 17
11/07/2002 11:53 AM

And so it begins. Attack them, my minions! Attack them, and you will have all the cracked-corn, sunflower seeds, and peanuts you desire! Mwahahhahahaaa!



*catches breath*

salvage: Pigs in Space Creator 28,986 12
11/07/2002 12:03 PM

"I'll never trust squirrels again."



Used to be you could get a squirrel to look after your place when you were on vacation or depend on them for good stock market advice but now I just don't know.



It's a world gone maaaaaaaaaaaddddd!



Or was it a ssquirrel or an Iraqi agent in disguise? Ashcorft is looking into it.

Gavia immer 803 13
11/07/2002 12:06 PM

We have just the thing at our house to take care of the little bugger. I will lure him to our "Yankee Flipper" birdfeeder using my own precious child. Once on the perch, he will be spun violently around in circles until he professes never to nip anyone again. I know that it has worked for all the squirrels in my yard.

Sleestack 30,342 13
11/07/2002 12:06 PM

<action> screams</action>

(continues screaming)



(continues screaming)



(continues screaming)



(gets whapped in the back of the head for screaming so much)

Ducky 10,666 13
11/07/2002 12:07 PM

They say it's not funny and yet..





IT IS





Of couse, I DO feel bad that little girl got bit, but DAYUM..

Varicose Veins 5,357 10
11/07/2002 12:07 PM

Oh my goodnees, it is nuttbutter's better half!

Gavia immer 803 13
11/07/2002 12:10 PM

I return every year, like the swallows to Capistrano.

Squidward 156,785 17
11/07/2002 12:11 PM

It was awful because she (Kelsi) was spinnning around and we couldn't get it off





Anyone else think of the movie Christmas Vacation w/Chevy Chase?





"Squirrel!!!!"

Gavia immer 803 13
11/07/2002 12:17 PM

twirl-a-squirrel

amymtn 662 10
11/07/2002 12:21 PM

Is that tube made of *gasp* plastic?

Gavia immer 803 13
11/07/2002 12:22 PM

Why yes. Is that bad?

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
11/07/2002 12:22 PM

Recycled soda bottles.

amymtn 662 10
11/07/2002 12:23 PM

Okay, then. Carry on.

Sleestack 30,342 13
11/07/2002 12:25 PM

The metal fastener is spent uranium, though.

Gavia immer 803 13
11/07/2002 12:25 PM

Is that why I can spot the birds so well at night?

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
11/07/2002 12:25 PM

They know about our hippie ways, Amy. They know Seamus' clothing is made form hemp. They know about your tie-dye wedding dress. They know we attend Phish concerts. They know we once chained ourselves to the fence at a Monsanto plant.

Gavia immer 803 13
11/07/2002 12:30 PM

<action>hides under a pile of sticks in fear</action>

Varicose Veins 5,357 10
11/07/2002 12:34 PM

Oh but you are slowly changing into the middle aged yuppies, it starts with cable tv & next thing you know your children will be wearing tommy hilfiger...

Gavia immer 803 13
11/07/2002 12:36 PM

Cable TV was NOT my idea, and I have 9 years on that boy.

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
11/07/2002 12:37 PM

9 1/2

Gavia immer 803 13
11/07/2002 12:37 PM

<action>Thinks about the pale blue fuzzy hat with the red and white emblem in the baby's closet...</action>



Well, at least I bought it used.

Gavia immer 803 13
11/07/2002 12:38 PM

Who's counting, creep!

Squeamish 38,986 14
11/07/2002 12:39 PM

Nutbutter, did you tell Gavia about the pictures I made of Seamus to match the ones from your vacation last year?

Merkin 10,008 13
11/07/2002 12:40 PM

Hey! Get a room, you two!

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
11/07/2002 12:41 PM

I don't tell Gavia anything, Squeam.



As far as she knows, I'm in the waste management business.

Doc 7,105 13
11/07/2002 12:41 PM

Heheheh, reign that boy in!

Squeamish 38,986 14
11/07/2002 12:42 PM

Now that the kid's on solid food, you kind of are.

Varicose Veins 5,357 10
11/07/2002 12:44 PM

Gavia, I know you are older, nuttles tells us ALL the time...













*Grabs popcorn & watches the fireworks.*

Gavia immer 803 13
11/07/2002 12:53 PM

<action>rolls up sleeves, grabs rolling pin and advances on........ Varicous Veins!</action>

Gavia immer 803 13
11/07/2002 12:53 PM

..... and I never claimed I could spell.

Disabuser 3,439 11
11/07/2002 12:57 PM

Colin Booty, a senior scientific officer in the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, said it was very unusual for a squirrel to behave like this.



DEATH AWAITS THEM ALL, WITH NASTY, BIG, POINTY TEETH!



They should consult the Book of Armaments.

Varicose Veins 5,357 10
11/07/2002 12:57 PM

Oh please I am a mother too, spare my life !!! Besides it Nuttbutter's fault...

Squeamish 38,986 14
11/07/2002 01:00 PM

How do we know Gavia's really the mother?



That Nutbutter gets around.

Squeamish 38,986 14
11/07/2002 01:00 PM

rabbit != squirrel

Markmark 847 10
11/07/2002 01:03 PM

Is it legal to shoot chipmunks in Massachusetts?



If not, how far do I have to drive 'em?

froglord 9,243 13
11/07/2002 01:04 PM

At least it's a wild animal and not a pet.

Markmark 847 10
11/07/2002 01:07 PM

Gavia and Nutbutter, shouldn't you two be discussing the pressing household issues of the day--like what's for dinner, the status of Nutbutter's household wiring projects ("For God's sake, don't plug that in!")...you know, the intimate stuff.

amymtn 662 10
11/07/2002 01:07 PM

I met a guy who used the phrase 'crazier than a pet coon'. Now I understand it.

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
11/07/2002 01:12 PM

How do we know Gavia's really the mother?



Because his first words will be "pick up your damn socks."

Doc 7,105 13
11/07/2002 01:29 PM

Ahaha, in two years you'll have your wife *and* your kid riding you ass, and you'll be taking it out on us even worse, ehehehhehe.

Declan McManus 131,867 36
11/07/2002 03:29 PM

I just capitulated, and buy dried corn on the cob for the squirrels. They`re ``reality programming`` for my Poecat.





Having observed the Gavia immer, and the Nutbuster in the field, they are well suited for each other.



Theirs is a strange and wonderful thing. Nuts is strange, Gavia`s wonderful.

Merkin 10,008 13
11/08/2002 01:39 PM

Thank God, the madness is over.



I hope the squirrel is indicted in Virginia. We'll give him the death penalty.

Merkin 10,008 13
11/08/2002 01:41 PM

Why would a dead squirrel be indicted? I don't know. Merkin's an idiot.

salvage: Pigs in Space Creator 28,986 12
11/08/2002 01:42 PM

That would be soooo cute, a little squirell in a tiny electric chair, a little half acorn on his head with the wires sticking out.



You could even get a Tom Hanks action figure to pull the switch.

salvage: Pigs in Space Creator 28,986 12
11/08/2002 01:42 PM

He would be in Texas.