Squidward 156,785 17
11/08/2002 01:21 PM

On my way out to pick up a chicken salad pita. Having that and some pretzels along with an apple.

Markmark 847 10
11/08/2002 01:22 PM

Mrs. Markmark--well actually, Ms. she's.got.her.own.name.and.is.proud.of.it--is upstairs reading a trashy novel. Time will tell what we do for lunch...if she hits the right passage in the book, woohoo!

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
11/08/2002 01:24 PM

I had a big plate of "haven't we done this too many times allready?" with some "unoriginality" on the side and for dessert a dish of "sweet lord these threads reminds me of the retard in Kindegarten who would show off his snack for Show and Tell because he had nothing else to talk about."

Marilyn 12,471 13
11/08/2002 01:24 PM

What else? Falafel.

Squidward 156,785 17
11/08/2002 01:24 PM

Shut up Nutbutter!

Declan McManus 131,867 36
11/08/2002 01:25 PM

Love you, too, Nutbutter.





as if you were`t a good cook...





once upon a time.

Declan McManus 131,867 36
11/08/2002 01:26 PM

Furthermore, Nuttbutter, dear,



if someone would update his blog once a month, I might have some new material.

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
11/08/2002 01:28 PM

I have nothing to talk about on my blog except for my baby and I recently recieved a 5000 signature petition asking me to please, for the love of god, stop talking about my damn kid.

Marilyn 12,471 13
11/08/2002 01:30 PM

On a somewhat related note, it was really hard to come of with 5000 legitimate sounding names.

Declan McManus 131,867 36
11/08/2002 01:30 PM

4,999. I didn`t sign it.



Why don`t you let Gavia write it, or take dictation for it from The Critter?

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
11/08/2002 01:32 PM

The Critter uses to many big words that I don't know.

onion: ignorant slut 12,319 12
11/08/2002 01:36 PM

it's 9:30am here. lunch looms in the distant future.



and how many times are we gonna have this thread?

Declan McManus 131,867 36
11/08/2002 01:37 PM

Oh, until I tire of it, or until someone helps me set up a food board.

Spoogebob Squareass 5,357 10
11/08/2002 02:19 PM

Left over baked potato & half of a sundae from yesterday, & then on I will have a energy smoothie!!!

That's MRS Crickette to you, bub! 2,472 12
11/08/2002 02:26 PM

For lunch I went and picked up my car, which smells like a repair shop (mmmmm... rubber, gas, and b.o.!) and cost us $200 more than quoted. Then I went and paid $10 for copies of my marriage license so I can finally change my name!



In the process of that, I found out that we were married by a priest in the Order of Melchezidek, which I'm sure means I'm going to hell.



Then I suffered through going to Walmart so I could buy bandaids for my damned toe that won't heal, and clips so our queen-sized sheets for regular queen-sized beds will somehow stay on our new queen-sized-but-twice-as-thick mattress.





Then I went to Wendy's and got a baked potato.

asdfMavis Beaconjkl; 18,219 13
11/08/2002 02:27 PM

the Homewrecker with steak and black beans

Ms Trixxie (robbed of contest 1st place) LeMay 65,021 15
11/08/2002 02:29 PM

For an appitizer I had sauteed; I never get tired of hearing this stuff, smothered in Shut the Frost Up Nuttbutter Gravey. For an entree I had the "sloppy" roast beef po-boy special with fries and a soft drink for $5.50 + tax.

Merkin 10,008 13
11/08/2002 02:51 PM

Arby's. Extra horsey sauce.

Vex 5,948 11
11/08/2002 02:53 PM

I had half a calzone at the fabulous Fellini's, sitting in the sunshine on the deck on this breezy temperate, November afternoon.



I feel like kissing the world. I love my life.

Large Boat 327 11
11/08/2002 02:55 PM

Whatever Sysco Food Services decides to serve today.



*shudder*

Squidward 156,785 17
11/08/2002 02:56 PM

Well while you were eating at Fellinis with out me I was busy slaving away at an email to you. Have you answered it yet? No!

Ms Trixxie (robbed of contest 1st place) LeMay 65,021 15
11/08/2002 02:58 PM

Hey Large Boat, I didn't know convicts could post from the pen ?

Declan McManus 131,867 36
11/08/2002 03:02 PM

Trixxie... Sysco is gourmet compared to what`s served in Ohio prisons.





better Sysco than Nugget or Aramark.

Large Boat 327 11
11/08/2002 03:05 PM

From the Sysco website:



Sysco Food Services supplies prisons, cult compounds, the French, puppy killers, educational institutions, and hog troughs.



I can understand your confusion though Trixxie.

Vex 5,948 11
11/08/2002 03:12 PM

Have you answered it yet? No!



Check your email and then KISS MAH GRITS!

Gonzo 20,522 17
11/08/2002 03:42 PM

"My Lunch Today"

by Gregory A. Gonzalez



Today, a bunch of us from work were going to cook-out at the park in celebration of our 2-day Indi-- err --Native American summer. Like an idiot, I forgot about this, and was reminded only five minutes before lunch time.



Luckily, there is a convenience store between here and the park. ('park' is Minnesotan for 'Public chunk of land next to a lake.', and 'lake' is Minnesotan for 'Any puddle of water more than 30 ft across that doesn't dry up in the summer.')



My feast included some lovely Oscar Meyer weiners, on bleached-flour buns, a 1 liter of Code Red, and some Frito-Lay's Munchers (All their products pretty much crushed up into one bag, as if they were to sweep the floor at the end of the day and... ughhhhh). This fit in well with the folks that had the bacon-wrapped filets, and the big T-Bones.



So, I feel as though I have ingested large amounts of plastic and snot, and I really would like to go home now.

psychaholic, for a shiny coat! 4,888 13
11/08/2002 03:58 PM

Weight Watchers frozen lunch and carrot sticks. And a big COKE. Oh, yeaaaaaaaaa.

amymtn 662 10
11/08/2002 04:00 PM

Frito-Lay's Munchers



Aren't those called Munchies? I thought it was so weird that they'd call them that, it would explain a lot if I was wrong.

Gonzo 20,522 17
11/08/2002 04:07 PM

I don't know. They're all the way out in my truck, and checking the name would involve effort, to which I am morally opposed.

Ded_Freex 2,863 12
11/08/2002 08:40 PM

I ate a human heart mixed with liver juice. Then I started onto the monkey brains, which, by themselves aren't that great. But when you add a little pineapple and some hot sauce. It all works out just fine

Ducky 10,666 13
11/08/2002 08:40 PM

FFReeeeeexx, GET ONLINE BITCH..



I mean.. *POUNCE*

Ded_Freex 2,863 12
11/08/2002 08:40 PM

I'm now going to go watch another movie with three little boys screaming into my face whilst I completely ignore them.

Gonzo 20,522 17
11/09/2002 01:22 AM

Just dot home afetr consuming many pints of beer... They are called "Munchies". Aptly named, they are.

Dags 86,684 14
11/09/2002 04:46 AM

Saturday dinner time here and I'm having sushi. A chilled bottle of champagne with creme de cassis to taste.

Spoolie 2,859 12
11/09/2002 08:28 PM

I know I'm a day late. Pineapple pizza.

Bean 8,503 19
11/09/2002 09:30 PM

I smell biscuits

Osama bin Doobster 11,939 13
11/09/2002 09:34 PM

Oh, my bad.



wipes Emerson thoroughly