Neal Obstat 2,492 11
11/12/2002 01:56 PM

No one, why?

Squidward 156,785 17
11/12/2002 01:57 PM

BECAUSE I WANT TO KNOW! SHUT UP AND PLAY THE DAMN GAME!

Emperor Norton 984 10
11/12/2002 01:57 PM

Carroll Channing (especially if she's has died by now)

Joan Rivers (because she's growing up to be Carroll channing)

Drew Barrymore (because I wanna lick her butt)

salvage: Pigs in Space Creator 28,986 12
11/12/2002 01:57 PM

me.

Disco Hyper Superfly 3,290 11
11/12/2002 01:59 PM

I thought we just did this? But here goes, my list changes all the time.



Katie Holmes

Sandra Bullock (yea, yea yea, shutup!)

The girl fomr the taco bell commercial.

Neal Obstat 2,492 11
11/12/2002 01:59 PM

Julie Andrews

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
11/12/2002 02:00 PM

Britney Spears

The Olsen Twins (they count as one)

Kate Hudson

amymtn 662 10
11/12/2002 02:02 PM

I am such a loser. I have no answer for this question. Now if the question was about GABbers instead of celebrities. . . but no, I shouldn't really disclose that here.

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
11/12/2002 02:07 PM

Cameron Diaz

Britney Spears

And my sister in-law

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
11/12/2002 02:08 PM

Its okay amy, I already know you want my fat ass.

Vex 5,948 11
11/12/2002 02:10 PM

Dude, I would Frost Kate Hudson. That ass is hot.



My list:

Vince Vaughn

Viggo Mortenson, only if he's clad in LotR gear

James Gandolfini

Joaquin Phoenix

Tobey Maguire

psychaholic, for a shiny coat! 4,888 13
11/12/2002 02:16 PM

Get out of jail huh? Have a lot of anger toward yourself do ya???

Merkin 10,008 13
11/12/2002 02:19 PM

Daisy Fuentes

Jules Asner

That girl from "Naughty College Schoolgirls vol.23"

froglord 9,243 13
11/12/2002 02:21 PM

Shamu

Lassie

Rin Tin Tin

Ms Trixxie (robbed of contest 1st place) LeMay 65,021 15
11/12/2002 02:26 PM

George W. Bush

Dick Cheney

and Whatsface "donald???" Rumsfeld

































and I wouldn't use lube, just the ol spit and shove.

Ms Trixxie (robbed of contest 1st place) LeMay 65,021 15
11/12/2002 02:27 PM

Shakespeare I ment Ass(h)croft, John ???? Ashcroft.

Neal Obstat 2,492 11
11/12/2002 02:29 PM

You are my hero Trixxie!

Squidward 156,785 17
11/12/2002 04:27 PM

Well, I forgot to answer the question. Silly me.



David Boreanez

Brenden Frasir

Ashley Judd

Chackens, Morality Inspector 286,208 61
11/12/2002 04:43 PM

I had a sex dream about Cybill Shepherd just the other night.



All three Friends girls. At once.



Anna Nichole before the weight gain, just for the sheer plastic delight of it all. We don't have to talk to them, do we?

Squidward 156,785 17
11/12/2002 04:46 PM

No Chackens. I think you've used the phrase "she's got a body that would be fun to play with" before. Think of it in those terms.

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
11/12/2002 04:49 PM

Jesus. You're worse than I thought.

Neal Obstat 2,492 11
11/12/2002 04:50 PM

And just how bad is Jesus?

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
11/12/2002 04:53 PM

Jesus is almost as bad as Mr. Chackins.



But even he doesn't dream about the Friends chicks.

Squeamish 38,986 14
11/12/2002 04:53 PM

Maura Tierney for all 3.

Squidward 156,785 17
11/12/2002 04:54 PM

In case there was ever any doubt Chackens: you've just sealed your fate as a geek.



Cybil Shepard?????

Bonky 75,728 15
11/12/2002 04:57 PM

How many can we list?



Ed

Chad Gracey

Matthew McConahey

Goran Visnjic

George Clooney

Marty Feldman

Russell Means

Someone Reallyfat

Sothat Icouldgetsquished

Onthe Stairs

Squidward 156,785 17
11/12/2002 04:58 PM

I will let you have Ed, but Chad Gracey will have to go to me.



I drank beer with him and touched his hand!



Replace Brenden Frasir with Chad.

Bonky 75,728 15
11/12/2002 05:00 PM

But . . . . . I spoke with him and he touched my hand! You see? It's all for the best.





Besides, you're happily divorced and I'm still working on that part.

Squidward 156,785 17
11/12/2002 05:03 PM

Chad or Ed



you choose. This might be up for discussion on the third Tuesday of the month after the next lunar eclipse but not before.

Disco Hyper Superfly 3,290 11
11/12/2002 05:04 PM

Perhaps you could share him together?



*snickers*

3,290 11
11/12/2002 05:05 PM

Yea!

Bonky 75,728 15
11/12/2002 05:08 PM

Well then, Ed because I don't usually like blondes . . . ish . . . guys.

virnomine 79,386 11
11/12/2002 05:47 PM

Charlize Theron (with red or blonde hair)

Kirstin Dunst (with the Spiderman red hair)

Jessica Biel

if I get a 4th, Vanessa Williams

Barking Pumpkin 762 11
11/12/2002 05:51 PM

Monica Lewinsky

Lita Ford

Marisa Tomei

Barking Pumpkin 762 11
11/12/2002 05:51 PM

Oh wait. Change Marisa Tomei to Ione Skye

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
11/12/2002 05:54 PM

Do you have any idea what Lita Ford probably looks like these days?

Chackens, Morality Inspector 286,208 61
11/12/2002 05:56 PM

Oh! Can I change the friends chicks to Charlize? Grr. Give her the pixie cut from Astronaut's Wife.

Barth 5,357 10
11/12/2002 05:56 PM

Nicki Katz

John Hargrave

John & Jade

AmyPoo and her black waterbra 2,710 12
11/12/2002 06:01 PM

angelina jolie

eminem

jason mewes

jason lee

Squidward 156,785 17
11/12/2002 06:02 PM

After seeing 8mile I'm going to have to agree with Amy on Emiminummylicious!

Barking Pumpkin 762 11
11/12/2002 06:02 PM

Better than most of the girls I get to lay, Nut.

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
11/12/2002 06:02 PM

So you're into the junkie/criminal crowd, ehh Amypoo?



Looking for a worthy father for your daughter?

Neal Obstat 2,492 11
11/12/2002 06:02 PM

Which one has the biggest boobs?

Squidward 156,785 17
11/12/2002 06:04 PM

don't start with the poor white trash single Mom looking for a Dad because she got knocked up at 18 schtick, Nutty.. you know that's gonna make me get on my high horse and you won't like me when I'm taller then you!!!!

Barking Pumpkin 762 11
11/12/2002 06:05 PM

whispers in Trae's ear: You're already taller than him

Squeamish 38,986 14
11/12/2002 06:26 PM

>Do you have any idea what Lita Ford probably looks like these days?



We know it's got to be worse than "What Lita Ford looked like in 1990" which is apretty low bar to drop below.

Sexhead, quick on the upmake 12,287 12
11/12/2002 09:12 PM

Punkin, you may just want to close your eyes forever, so it all remains the same...

Adrian Von Buttcrack 13,341 13
11/12/2002 09:19 PM

Chickens beat me to Anna-Nicole Smith, but I would do her just for the barnyard animal/vegetable feel of it.



ok next, Bill gates wife. Up the ass. while he is tied up and forced to watch.



Whathername? Helen(?)Hunt.

Doc 7,105 13
11/12/2002 09:36 PM

That red haired chick from that 70's show

the red haired chick from that Mac commercial



I don't need their names.

Doc 7,105 13
11/12/2002 09:37 PM

I'm saving the third as a trump card for any actress that wants to sleep with me

Barking Pumpkin 762 11
11/12/2002 09:53 PM

What? No comments about Monica Lewinsky?

Adrian Von Buttcrack 13,341 13
11/12/2002 09:55 PM

Id do her, just to be able to say Ive had a presidental aproved bj.

Doc 7,105 13
11/12/2002 09:55 PM

Are you asking me? Why would I want to sleep with her, she's fat.

Microcube - Hero of Love 13,428 12
11/12/2002 09:56 PM

I'm with doc on the 70's show chick,

and if musicians count,



anna from luxt and any band member of kittie.



if musicians dont count,



the redhead on buffy,

gillian anderson

Doc 7,105 13
11/12/2002 09:59 PM

I'm up in the air about that chick from Buffy. She can easily switch from cute to troll-like, with lighting.

Knobatron2002 5 10
11/12/2002 10:03 PM

Rhona Mitra. twice. Then, Avrill Lauvigne, and b4 you lecture me on laws, shes older than me

Adrian Von Buttcrack 13,341 13
11/12/2002 10:04 PM

Avril lav..*hurls*

Knobatron2002 5 10
11/12/2002 10:06 PM

d00d, youre like 40 id be worried if you wanted her.... but I wouldnt be surprised, give some of your posts

Cum Guzzler 10 10
11/12/2002 10:20 PM

Interesting!

Sexhead, quick on the upmake 12,287 12
11/12/2002 10:21 PM

Laura Prepon, you thillies.



Cause if I were a dude, or a ghey, I would totally do her.

Cum Guzzler 10 10
11/12/2002 10:21 PM

Most of the girls you get to lay Pumpkin? coughing

Adrian Von Buttcrack 13,341 13
11/12/2002 10:26 PM

Mr knobatron, age is not the issue here, shes just plain ugly. U.G.L.Y



Now, those T.A.T.U girlies....thats another story.

Sexhead, quick on the upmake 12,287 12
11/12/2002 10:38 PM

Let's play a game. It's like that Jeff Foxworthy, "You Might Be A Redneck..." thing, but different.



You might be _________________ if you ____________________________.





I'll go first.





You might be banned from ZUG if you admit to being younger than Avril Lavigne.



Okay. You go.

Adrian Von Buttcrack 13,341 13
11/12/2002 10:39 PM

We can but hope, sexhead. We can but hope....

Cum Guzzler 10 10
11/12/2002 10:49 PM

I dont think there is hope for that sex head!!

I'm Leppy, and I'm a GABaholic. 12,056 12
11/12/2002 11:17 PM

all three blondes on 24.

AmyPoo and her black waterbra 2,710 12
11/12/2002 11:30 PM

So you're into the junkie/criminal crowd, ehh Amypoo?



Looking for a worthy father for your daughter?



no, but that's how i ended up with a daughter.



anyway, who's talking about anything more than a cheap Frost?



p.s. how is jason lee or angelina jolie either a junkie or a criminal? also, i don't think smoking pot like jason mewes does makes you a junkie either.

Sexhead, quick on the upmake 12,287 12
11/12/2002 11:31 PM

I wanna be a junkie when I grow up!



Just to prove that stupid commercial wrong.



I want I want I want!!!!

Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
11/12/2002 11:38 PM

Isn't one of them only like 9 or so?

Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
11/12/2002 11:49 PM

-Patricia Velazquez

-Linda Fiorentino. I like her voice.

-Captain Janeway. I dig chicks in uniform.



That is it really. I tend to put most famous chicks in the "Never gonna Frost you nerdboy" group and they just sorta fall under my radar.



I also put most non-famous chicks in that same group.

Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
11/13/2002 12:17 AM

I'd like to add Famke Janssen to my order.

Adrian Von Buttcrack 13,341 13
11/13/2002 12:23 AM

I would probably go with 3 porn stars. i mean, just imagine the ride.....



Jenna jameson



ingrid Swede



uhh, another one with big boobs.



Of course, my dink would probably fall off due to the various vds, but what the hell.

Daggy 86,684 14
11/13/2002 07:18 AM

Lenny Kravitz

Keanu Reeves

Ashton Kutcher.





And I'm sure I've said this before, but if I wore comfortable shoes - Angelina Jolie.









I'm not gay.

Daggy 86,684 14
11/13/2002 07:18 AM

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

jellytot 3,504 11
11/13/2002 07:39 AM

Damn, I spent so long trying to find out the name of the second one I've forgotten the first one. I'm getting old, but no 2 would be Jessica Alba.

I can't remember no 1 any more and I haven't thought of number 3.

jellytot 3,504 11
11/13/2002 08:02 AM

Iren Jacob was number 1 and I'd probably let Audrey Tautou and Chiara Mastroianni fight it out for third place.

Daggy 86,684 14
11/13/2002 09:38 AM

And if I was a cat - Rum tum tugger.

Chackens, Morality Inspector 286,208 61
11/13/2002 10:03 AM

he's a curious beast

Chackens, Morality Inspector 286,208 61
11/13/2002 10:04 AM

If you where gonna cross over, I cannot imagine how Angelina Jolie would be the ticket Dags. At least pick someone who's not dog fugly.

Sexhead, quick on the upmake 12,287 12
11/13/2002 11:53 AM

I heard Grizabella's on the singles scene again, so you may have some competition, Daggy.

Sexhead, quick on the upmake 12,287 12
11/13/2002 11:54 AM

Crap.



I so meant Griddlebone.



Damn, I suck.

G i b l B e o t n N k u y g g e t 12,005 12
11/13/2002 01:02 PM

Hello?!



Milla Jovovich

Catherine Zeta-Jones

And I concur on Maura Tierney.

Squeamish 38,986 14
11/13/2002 01:07 PM

I'd remove one of the Mauras and add the chick that does her own floors on the Home Depot commercial.



So it's:



1. Maure Tierney from "Liar, Liar"

2. Maura Tierney from "Newsradio"

3. Home Depot commercial chick

Squeamish 38,986 14
11/13/2002 01:08 PM

4. Abby (Abbey?) from "e.r."

Chackens, Morality Inspector 286,208 61
11/13/2002 01:16 PM

the home depot commercial chick has an awesome smile

salvage: Pigs in Space Creator 28,986 12
11/13/2002 01:18 PM

Those skinny blue alines from Attack of the Clones.



They look like squealers.

amymtn 662 10
11/13/2002 01:28 PM

<action>scans names mentioned, realizes she is not on anyone's list, cries</action>

amymtn 662 10
11/13/2002 01:29 PM

<action>realizes she is not a celebrity, celebrates!</action>

amymtn 662 10
11/13/2002 01:30 PM

<action>realizes she's thinking about GABbers, doubly celebrates!</action>

G i b l B e o t n N k u y g g e t 12,005 12
11/13/2002 01:35 PM

stop

amymtn 662 10
11/13/2002 01:38 PM

<action>can't stop now, or the terrorists will already have won</action>

Or something like that.

Doc 7,105 13
11/13/2002 03:19 PM

I'd much rather bang a Jellicoe cat.

Vex 5,948 11
11/13/2002 03:25 PM

Every few months there's a "GABbers I'd like to bang" thread, Amy, don't worry. I'm sure you'll be around to catch the next one.



Don't any of you go starting one, or you'll inflame the Onion.

amymtn 662 10
11/13/2002 03:40 PM

Vex, I've seen those threads but have always restrained from responding. Besides, the only bang-able guys on GAB are QTA members, thereby making them un-bang-able, sadly.

Sexhead, quick on the upmake 12,287 12
11/14/2002 12:20 AM

Jellicle.



JellicLE!





What's a Jellicle cat?