Vex 5,948 11
11/13/2002 03:42 PM

You are so gonna get it. Don't say I didn't warn you!

Neal Obstat 2,492 11
11/13/2002 03:44 PM

Neal Obstat

Barth aka molie 5,357 10
11/13/2002 03:46 PM

This one.

Vex 5,948 11
11/13/2002 03:49 PM

bu-bu-but... that's me, Mole!



*runs out of thread crying*

Barth aka molie 5,357 10
11/13/2002 03:50 PM

I know

Barth aka molie 5,357 10
11/13/2002 03:50 PM

I am going to bang you

Chackens, Morality Inspector 286,208 61
11/13/2002 03:51 PM

Is that she as in "that's her name" or as in "just in case you had any doubts from this picture"?

amymtn 662 10
11/13/2002 03:52 PM

For the record:



Going by looks, most of QTA. Also Chouggy.

Chackens, Morality Inspector 286,208 61
11/13/2002 03:52 PM

<action> pulls out his silver hammer



bang bang

Vex 5,948 11
11/13/2002 03:53 PM

I would just like to summarize all the posts that are going to be made:



All male GABbers: Trae



All female GABbers: none of you swine



QTA: All other QTA members

Squeamish 38,986 14
11/13/2002 03:53 PM

I know all you ladies want some of this.

Ducky 10,666 13
11/13/2002 03:56 PM

ACTually, there area couple bangable Gabbers..



I won't name names.



Because you know who you are.

Neal Obstat 2,492 11
11/13/2002 03:57 PM

Gavia hasn't had any in a while, I'm given to understand.

Doc 7,105 13
11/13/2002 03:58 PM

Are you wearing one of DeFrancini's limited edition towel-shirts, Squeamish?

salvage: Pigs in Space Creator 28,986 12
11/13/2002 03:59 PM

No limited edition tent shirt.

salvage: Pigs in Space Creator 28,986 12
11/13/2002 04:01 PM

Chougey? You're just saying that cuz he has big freaky thumbs and knows how to use them.



*Smacks ZZ Top

Not now beard boy.

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
11/13/2002 04:01 PM

Indeed I do, Meg. Indeed I do.



Am I the only male gabber who doesn't want to bang trae? I mean no offense by that, she's not ugly or anything I just don't find her all that bangable.



Plus, I'm saving my cherry for meg.

Squeamish 38,986 14
11/13/2002 04:02 PM

I'm on that list, Nut.

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
11/13/2002 04:02 PM

It's been about 15 months, Neal.



That I'm aware of, anyway.

Barth aka molie 5,357 10
11/13/2002 04:03 PM

I also want a piece of this action.

Doc 7,105 13
11/13/2002 04:03 PM

I don't want to bang Trae because I never met her. I however, want to bang Jinx and Candie.

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
11/13/2002 04:03 PM

Get in line, Squeam, I saw Meg first.

salvage: Pigs in Space Creator 28,986 12
11/13/2002 04:07 PM

Is Trae a babe? Who has a pic? I am in between stalkings right now and am getting a bit on the rusty side.

Bonky 75,728 15
11/13/2002 04:10 PM

Rusty Trombone wants to bang bang Trae.





I just want to bang Marilyn.

Squeamish 38,986 14
11/13/2002 04:11 PM

Trae

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
11/13/2002 04:12 PM

It's Trumbone. Learn how to spell.

salvage: Pigs in Space Creator 28,986 12
11/13/2002 04:12 PM

In my mind Bonky you have.



While dressed like a cop.

Bonky 75,728 15
11/13/2002 04:12 PM

BANG BANG!

psychaholic, for a shiny coat! 4,888 13
11/13/2002 04:12 PM

Hey! It's like incest!!!

Squeamish 38,986 14
11/13/2002 04:13 PM

More Trae

Vex 5,948 11
11/13/2002 04:13 PM

Trae is Hotty McHotHot.

Bonky 75,728 15
11/13/2002 04:13 PM

I'm going to change my name to Bonky + YipYap = Love 4ever.

Doc 7,105 13
11/13/2002 04:13 PM

"No limited edition tent shirt."



Oh now I get it you said that because he's fat

salvage: Pigs in Space Creator 28,986 12
11/13/2002 04:15 PM

No I said becuase I'm a witless boob who can never pass on a cheap fat joke.



Just like Mrs Squeamish.

salvage: Pigs in Space Creator 28,986 12
11/13/2002 04:15 PM

Damn! I did it again.

Chackens, Morality Inspector 286,208 61
11/13/2002 04:15 PM

Could you have picked a worse picture of Trae, Squeams? I think not.

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
11/13/2002 04:15 PM

Is that what the kids are calling hot these days?



She looks like a trucker's wife with the fasion sense of Bettie Rubble.

Squeamish 38,986 14
11/13/2002 04:16 PM

I stareter typing www.traciele... and the Gablanta pics were the first ones that IE opened.



I just picked the first 2 I saw of her.

Doc 7,105 13
11/13/2002 04:16 PM

I am Loki.





I don't know, I think Trae looks attracive, but photographs aren't really accurate to a person's hotness.

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
11/13/2002 04:17 PM

I apologize. I don't want to bash trae. She's a relativly nice person who doesn't deserve my abuse.



But I still have no desire to bang her.

Squeamish 38,986 14
11/13/2002 04:17 PM

that second word is supposed to be "started" but I'm a retard.

Chackens, Morality Inspector 286,208 61
11/13/2002 04:17 PM

I would love to bang Marylyn







































































































's head on the bedpost.

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
11/13/2002 04:18 PM

Oh yeah, I'd Frost doc in a heartbeat.

salvage: Pigs in Space Creator 28,986 12
11/13/2002 04:18 PM

Beauty is in the thigh of the beholder.

salvage: Pigs in Space Creator 28,986 12
11/13/2002 04:20 PM

Hmm



Looks kinda sticky.

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
11/13/2002 04:20 PM

Or in this case the chins

Microcube - Hero of Love 13,428 12
11/13/2002 04:23 PM

I am so disapointed.

salvage: Pigs in Space Creator 28,986 12
11/13/2002 04:23 PM

Mole



You look a bit like my girlfriend in this pic. A cute sort of coquetishness.



Of course my girlfriend is more beautiful cuz she lets me touch her boobies. I often look for that in a chick.

amymtn 662 10
11/13/2002 04:35 PM

Oh god I know I'm going to really regret this when I'm not sober.



Give me your worst, I can handle it!

Bonky 75,728 15
11/13/2002 04:39 PM

I look exactly like Sleestack.

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
11/13/2002 04:41 PM

You look like a slightly less bangable Ellen Feiss.

Bonky 75,728 15
11/13/2002 04:43 PM

Who and who?

amymtn 662 10
11/13/2002 04:44 PM

<action>searches for "Ellen Feiss", finds this picture</action>



Ouch.

Bonky 75,728 15
11/13/2002 04:45 PM

She looks nothing like Sleestack.

Are you nuts, man?

Bonky 75,728 15
11/13/2002 04:47 PM

Nuttles, do I look different now than I do in the gab album?



TELL ME!

Merkin 10,008 13
11/13/2002 04:47 PM

I look like Seamus.

asdfMavis Beaconjkl; 18,219 13
11/13/2002 04:49 PM

If someone will host mine I'll put em up.

Doc 7,105 13
11/13/2002 04:50 PM

ELLEN FIESS!!!!!



Holy Shakespeare, I'M NOT ALONE! I need this chick.

Neal Obstat 2,492 11
11/13/2002 04:54 PM

That rack of threads on the wall is a nice touch, Amy.

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
11/13/2002 04:55 PM

See I told my wife I was lusted after by other women. I don't know why she had to bust up laughing until she cried.



Oh and I too wouldn't do Trae, but mostly for the fact that she's like totally old.

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
11/13/2002 04:56 PM

Rack of threads? I thought those were anal beads hangin' on the wall.

Bonky 75,728 15
11/13/2002 04:58 PM

I thought they were boogers!

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
11/13/2002 05:02 PM

Yes, Bonky, you look different. Hot. Hot like fire.



I'm only kidding ya, amymtn. I'd do ya.



But Ellen Feiss. Mmmmmm.

amymtn 662 10
11/13/2002 05:03 PM

Ding ding ding! Chouggy is the big winner!

Neal Obstat 2,492 11
11/13/2002 05:04 PM

Who has the big weiner, you lucky duck.

Ducky 10,666 13
11/13/2002 05:08 PM

Did you say duck?

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
11/13/2002 05:11 PM

If I were you, amymtn, I wouldn't regret posting that picture.



What I would regret is making it easy for us to find more pictures

amymtn 662 10
11/13/2002 05:14 PM

No problem with that. I'm spending lots of money to look better, who the hell cares what I looked like a few months ago.



And if I really cared about being judged, I'd wear makeup in these pictures.

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
11/13/2002 05:15 PM

I looked way worse than you before I started accutane.



Fortunatly, there are no existing pictures.

Barth aka molie 5,357 10
11/13/2002 05:21 PM

Thanks salvage I think, my bf likes to touch my boobies too !!!

Chackens, Morality Inspector 286,208 61
11/13/2002 05:22 PM

Awwwww. Dumbo.

amymtn 662 10
11/13/2002 05:23 PM

Even more Awww, my mommy made me that shirt.

Chackens, Morality Inspector 286,208 61
11/13/2002 05:28 PM

It's a cute tshirt.



You look like a pretty normal American college student. I can't seem to find the nudie pics though.



Normally, when you type in college student, there are nudie pics. Something must be broken.

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
11/13/2002 05:28 PM

It's funny, Amy, I was just reading a bit of your journal. Brought back a little of my old accutane memories.



I read the part where, after only two weeks, "The constant sense of depression from being a prisoner to my face is completely gone"



I had to laugh. Lately they're claiming Accutane causes depression. What a crock. I'd say it does a lot to cure it. You and me are proof of that.



Scientists. Feh. What the hell do they know?



So, um, anyway, wanna Frost?

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
11/13/2002 05:29 PM

What chickens said. Why did you regret posting your pic? You look 100% normal.

AmyPoo and her black waterbra 2,710 12
11/13/2002 05:29 PM

his. boy. elroy.

Declan McManus 131,867 36
11/13/2002 05:30 PM

Nuttles



DR and SUT



Ded Freex



Adrian von Buttcrack



froglord



Leppy



and now for something compleatly different, onion!

Barth aka molie 5,357 10
11/13/2002 05:33 PM

WEll amy I was wrong, you are not fat !

amymtn 662 10
11/13/2002 05:34 PM

You know that the kid who flew an airplane into that building in FL (I think) was on Accutane? Him and some senator's son that killed himself are basically the ONLY reason they warn you about depression. You could not have said it better, feh!



And you know, I have watched you all rip into people pretty horrendously, so I was braced for the hate.

Barth aka molie 5,357 10
11/13/2002 05:35 PM

Amy we do that out of love, we are like abusive parents!

froglord 9,243 13
11/13/2002 05:39 PM

As a married man, I'm not allowed to consider banging anyone.















Good, the wife left.

Every living GABber can have a spot on my list.

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
11/13/2002 05:40 PM

Rule of thumb when it comes to my hate: If I insult you here, it generally means I like you.

Neal Obstat 2,492 11
11/13/2002 05:41 PM

it is fortunate for nutbutter that you took this with such grace. otherwise, i would have to bitch-slap him.

Squidward 156,785 17
11/13/2002 05:44 PM

Fine, call me a whore, white trash, ugly, fat whatever... but I'm not OLD!!!

Neal Obstat 2,492 11
11/13/2002 05:45 PM

bitch-slap nutbutter for me, will ya?

Ducky 10,666 13
11/13/2002 05:45 PM

And I should know, Amy, he insults me CONSTANTLY

Squidward 156,785 17
11/13/2002 05:47 PM

Take it back! Take it back! Take it back!Take it back!Take it back!Take it back!Take it back!Take it back!Take it back!Take it back!Take it back!Take it back!Take it back!Take it back!Take it back!Take it back!Take it back!Take it back!Take it back!Take it back!Take it back!Take it back!Take it back!Take it back!Take it back!Take it back!Take it back!Take it back!Take it back!Take it back!

Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
11/13/2002 05:48 PM

Yeah, but in meg's case it's pure hatred.

Barth aka molie 5,357 10
11/13/2002 05:48 PM

Trae you are older then me but so wise & youthful!

Chackens, Morality Inspector 286,208 61
11/13/2002 05:56 PM

Trae, a cheese your age would be all moldy. Are you moldy?

Chackens, Morality Inspector 286,208 61
11/13/2002 05:57 PM

And Trae, honey, given a day of moral freedom, I would so rock your world. Come to Chickens.

Squeamish 38,986 14
11/13/2002 05:58 PM

I still get random, violent nosebleeds that started right when I started taking Accutane.

Squeamish 38,986 14
11/13/2002 06:01 PM

I used to think I'd be more attractive if I could get rid of my acne.



The fact that I did get rid of it, but at the exact same time I gained a hundred lbs. is proof that there is a God and that he hates me.

psychaholic, for a shiny coat! 4,888 13
11/13/2002 06:03 PM

BANG!

Squidward 156,785 17
11/13/2002 06:06 PM

If given the same circumstances Chickens, I'd let you. But just so I could have ride of a different kind.









Oh.. I'm sorry..was that too much innuendo?

Disco Hyper Superfly 3,290 11
11/13/2002 06:26 PM

I can't believe none of the ladies said "Spaz, Take me!"



But, it is ok. There is no one on Gab that I would be interested in banging. No offense of course.

Barth aka molie 5,357 10
11/13/2002 06:29 PM

FINE !!! Hyper I was trying to keep my answer comical, but okay spaz I want to ride like the man pony you are!

Vex 5,948 11
11/13/2002 06:31 PM

Well, look at your studly competition, Spaz. How can the women around here resist the manly charms of Nutbutter, Squeamish, and Feeble?



You can't compete with the male equivalent of supermodels, kid.

Disco Hyper Superfly 3,290 11
11/13/2002 06:33 PM

You just called me a farm animal. Anyways, I am still not seriously interested in anyone on this board for sex. Well, maybe one female, but not sure.



*waits for "is it me" questions to start"*



</marilyn>

Squidwad 156,785 17
11/13/2002 06:33 PM

Even if you have a <CENSORED> between your legs!

Disco Hyper Superfly 3,290 11
11/13/2002 06:34 PM

You can't compete with the male equivalent of supermodels, kid.



HAHAHHAHAHHAHA HAHHA ROTFLMO HAHAHAHAHAH



*crying*



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH



*please stop..please*



HAHAHAHAHHAHA

Squidwad 156,785 17
11/13/2002 06:35 PM

Ummmm.. I'd just like to state the obvious for a second: Onion is so gonna love this thread.







I don't know about you guys but I'm packing up the trailer and getting the hell outta Pensacola!

Disco Hyper Superfly 3,290 11
11/13/2002 06:36 PM

She is still bitter about her recent breakup with a badger.

Vex 5,948 11
11/13/2002 06:40 PM

I'm waiting for her to jump all over the guys making the in-your-endo.



Oh, wait, that's right. She only really enjoys picking on Trae.



Trae, say something off-color so we can get a steaming Onion in here.

Barking Pumpkin 762 11
11/13/2002 06:40 PM

Wasn't it Nutbutter that was complaining about sexual innuendo ruining GAB?

Barking Pumpkin 762 11
11/13/2002 06:41 PM

Wouldn't a steaming pile of dog poo be preferrable?

onion: ignorant slut 12,319 12
11/13/2002 07:14 PM

i don't give a crap.



i leave for boston tomorrow!

Callie Mollari 14,455 13
11/13/2002 07:15 PM

She's leaaaaaaaving on a jet plane...don't know when she'll be back again...

Callie Mollari 14,455 13
11/13/2002 07:21 PM

What time is your flight onion? I'll look up into the skies and wave at you when you come over my part of Massachusetts!

onion: ignorant slut 12,319 12
11/13/2002 07:25 PM

heh.



i arrive at logan at about 8:30pm. so that means that i'll pass over you at, uh...



um...



yeah. just wave all day.

Microcube - Hero of Love 13,428 12
11/13/2002 07:26 PM

there are a few non-regulars and HOBers on here that are extremely bangable, so I'll lump them in the list



amymtm

spool pidgeon

joujoubah

phych

cfreshy, cause she has a picture of herself with food falling out of her mouth

candie.

Callie Mollari 14,455 13
11/13/2002 07:27 PM

Damn, I'll be bowling at that point in time, so I'll just have to run outside between balls and wave.

Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
11/13/2002 10:14 PM

<action>Is very glad that he at least got mentioned, and is naive enough to believe it wasn't sarcasm.

Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
11/13/2002 10:14 PM

And Nutbutter, you KNOW you've wanted me ever since I posted my picture.

Declan McManus 131,867 36
11/13/2002 10:41 PM

<action> Sighs





Always the groomsman, never the groom.

BunnyL 5,695 11
11/13/2002 10:43 PM

I'm totally hot for Sleestack

Callie Mollari 14,455 13
11/13/2002 10:49 PM

Indeed, BunnyL, what mortal woman can resist that handsome rogue.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
11/13/2002 10:54 PM

I'd do Sleestack.



He's funny and has facial hair. But not together.



Me: He's ...funny and has... facial... hair.



Sleestack: He'sfunnyand hasfacial...ha--hair.

BunnyL 5,695 11
11/13/2002 11:00 PM

Now I'm even hotter

Callie Mollari 14,455 13
11/13/2002 11:05 PM

Wait BunnyL....wait until you see <a href="http://www.zugfest.com/album_callie/images/sleestack_onion_spumoniboy_jinx_jimmorash1_jpg.jpg" how adorable Sleestack looks when he blushes. </a>

Callie Mollari 14,455 13
11/13/2002 11:06 PM

It works even better when I don't Frost up the link...

BunnyL 5,695 11
11/13/2002 11:17 PM

Callie!!



What are you trying to do to me here???

Sleestack 30,342 13
11/13/2002 11:21 PM

I'm not listening.





No, I'm not.





NO!



(blushes)

onion: ignorant slut 12,319 12
11/13/2002 11:29 PM

hmm.



*thinks*



...



i'm unemployed. i have no money. i'm about to spend five days with sleestack, most wanted bachelor of GAB.



okay, chickies. bidding starts at $300. do i hear three hundred? three hundred for one fun-filled weekend with gab's most beloved linux geek in the thrilling metropolis of boston... who'll give me three, that's THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS?

Callie Mollari 14,455 13
11/13/2002 11:31 PM

Pssssst Onion...maybe you should think about sneaking into the bathroom while Slee is showering and get some nude photos. Betcha you could auction those bad boys off for some serious money. At the very least the QTA guys would be fighting for them.

BunnyL 5,695 11
11/13/2002 11:32 PM

Do you take checks?



(In lieu of actual money, I mean)

Declan McManus 131,867 36
11/13/2002 11:34 PM

Callie....



Hell, yeah! Sleestack is a volcano on two delightfully sturdy legs!



WOOF!

onion: ignorant slut 12,319 12
11/13/2002 11:36 PM

okay.



let me see if i can summarize my reaction to that suggestion.



imagine, if you will, that you have this older brother. he's about 11 years older than you but you get along great. he lives across the country and he invited you to come hang out with him for the weekend. a kind offer, to be sure.



now also imagine that someone has suggested you take naked pictures of YOUR OLDER BROTHER, which, by most accounts, would require you to view YOUR NAKED OLDER BROTHER. and after those pictures were procured of YOUR NAKED OLDER BROTHER, you'd have to view them and assess them for quality so that you could sell them, photos of YOUR NAKED OLDER BROTHER, to women and gay men who think that YOUR NAKED OLDER BROTHER is surely something to write home about.



have i mentioned? YOUR NAKED OLDER BROTHER?



bingo.

Callie Mollari 14,455 13
11/13/2002 11:40 PM

<action>'s flesh crawls off her body at the thought of naked pictures of her older brother.

Callie Mollari 14,455 13
11/13/2002 11:42 PM

<action> hands onion her own flesh back and picks hers up too.

onion: ignorant slut 12,319 12
11/13/2002 11:45 PM

<action>puts flesh back on, realizes it's on backwards and it looks... about the same.

Sleestack 30,342 13
11/13/2002 11:45 PM

"assess them for quality"



I see a flaw in the plan right there.

BunnyL 5,695 11
11/13/2002 11:48 PM

Screw the quality - just gimmee naked...



And LOTS of it!

Callie Mollari 14,455 13
11/13/2002 11:50 PM

<action> gets an embarrassing run in her flesh and attempts to stop it using clear nail polish.





OWIE OWIE sting-y!!!

Dead Robot 67,630 16
11/14/2002 12:09 AM

The prospects of seeing Slee naked.

Callie Mollari 14,455 13
11/14/2002 12:13 AM

Is that your reaction to seeing Slee naked or the sound of his x-10 coordinated arsenal of anti-nudie photo camera lasers foiling the plan?

Doc 7,105 13
11/14/2002 12:31 AM

When I went to that ZugFest thing, I hadn't actually visited Zug in about a year, so I only knew two people going into it. The rest of them were people who I had never heard of. Now, over half a year later, I can put personalities to the faces I met, but at the time, I didn't know anything about anyone. I remember seeing Sleestack, and how red his face kept getting as the night progressed, and I remember feeling really bad for him because of that.

Sexhead, quick on the upmake 12,287 12
11/14/2002 12:41 AM

Ooooh! Doc! Tell me more, tell me more!



I need to know what to expect. Like, in case there is ever a Boston GABfest again, and I go. Or something...

Declan McManus 131,867 36
11/14/2002 12:45 AM

Tell me more, tell me more



Did she put up a fight?



Tell me more, tell me more did you dance all night?

Ducky 10,666 13
11/14/2002 12:45 AM

I bet he doesn't remember ELBOW...





OKOK, it's been done

Callie Mollari 14,455 13
11/14/2002 12:46 AM

Sexhead, first you must make sure all your shots are up to date...

Sexhead, quick on the upmake 12,287 12
11/14/2002 01:02 AM

I don't much like guns, so no, my shots will not be.

onion: ignorant slut 12,319 12
11/14/2002 01:14 AM

heh.



i have a good, random, unGAB-related feeling that i'm gonna have me one fun saturday night.

Callie Mollari 14,455 13
11/14/2002 01:20 AM

Are you bringing the ZipZap, onion?



Or didn't you get your own one yet?



We could have races at the table!!

onion: ignorant slut 12,319 12
11/14/2002 02:04 AM

oh man.



i gave it to jason and still don't have my own.



crap!

SalsaShark, PFEA 6,518 11
11/14/2002 02:44 AM

I didn't even read this thread.



It just made me feel...icky.

Ducky 10,666 13
11/14/2002 02:48 AM

Heh well if it makes you feel any better, your name never came up again

SalsaShark, PFEA 6,518 11
11/14/2002 03:01 AM

Ducky, thanks for the attempt, but it isn't making me feel any better. Nutbutter wants to do me. And he lives in the same state as me. This is not good.



On the plus side, amymtn is eminently do-able. Or at least, she would be if I could figure out whether I should be saying "amy mountain" or "a-mime-tun."

Daggy 86,684 14
11/14/2002 07:57 AM

I wouldn't touch any of you with a barge pole!!







































Ok, Thats because nobody picked me.

jellytot 3,504 11
11/14/2002 08:02 AM

That's OK, nobody picked me either. We can form reject team alpha (RTA).

Bonky 75,728 15
11/14/2002 08:50 AM

Shhh, onion, or everyone will know the secret!

Gonzo 20,522 17
11/14/2002 09:08 AM

<action>skips reading thread.</action>GODDAMNIT! Can't we call it quits on these frickin gun threads?!

jellytot 3,504 11
11/14/2002 09:09 AM

So Onion's going to shag Slee, even though she see's him as her "big brother"?

salvage: Pigs in Space Creator 28,986 12
11/14/2002 09:14 AM

Maybe it's more Brother! He's big!