The Patch
A comedy conversation
by Slim Shady Lila  78,550  13
11/14/2002 09:31 AM 203 views
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No, not the nicotine ones since I never have and will never smoke. I'm talking about the bitch control patch. That new fangled, once a week, I don't have to worry about a pill at the exact time every day type of patch.
I just got a sample from my doctor yesterday and I start it at the end of my last package of pills.
The doc says it's just as effective and comparable in price.
Any of you ladies tried it? I'm just excited that I get to look like I'm kicking the cigarette habit and maybe I can use nic-fits as an excuse to go home early!
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Chuckleworthy
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Slim Shady Lila 78,550  13
11/14/2002 09:32 AM
AH-HA-HAHAHAHA! I SAID BITCH CONTROL!! HA-HA-HAHAHAHA!
Birth control, people. Is this thing on?
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Hilarious
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virnomine 79,386 11
11/14/2002 09:33 AM
I'd invest in the company that invents the bitch patch.
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Side-splitting
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Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
11/14/2002 09:34 AM
It fits nicely over the mouth.
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Hilarious
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Gonzo 20,522 17
11/14/2002 09:38 AM
The bitch control patch, eh? After 40 million years, they finally realease SP1.
It'll probably create more problems than it solves.
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Slim Shady Lila 78,550 13
11/14/2002 09:40 AM
<action> pinches self for not using "preview" feature
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That's MRS Crickette to you, bub! 2,472 12
11/14/2002 10:33 AM
I get the shot so I only have to worry about it once every 3 months.
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Barth aka molie 5,357 10
11/14/2002 10:35 AM
I have been on the patch for several months, I like it as opposed to the shots & the pills. So far,so good.
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Side-splitting
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jellytot 3,504 11
11/14/2002 10:47 AM
So what, you just clap this patch over your clam and do anal from now on right?
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Hilarious
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virnomine 79,386 11
11/14/2002 10:48 AM
Click for jellytot for the classy use of 'clam'
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Barth aka molie 5,357 10
11/14/2002 10:49 AM
No jelly, you clap it over your so mouth, ahhhh silence !!!
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My hubby is gay 2,953 10
11/14/2002 10:52 AM
Does one size fit all?
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jellytot 3,504 11
11/14/2002 11:00 AM
Depends how stretchy it is I suppose.
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virnomine 79,386 11
11/14/2002 11:16 AM
Are we talking about the patch or something else?
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My hubby is gay 2,953 10
11/14/2002 11:34 AM
we're talking about the clam bitch control anal instead patch that fits over their mouths, no duct tape won't do patch.
Got it?
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virnomine 79,386 11
11/14/2002 11:40 AM
Sorry, trying for innuendo there:
Does one size fit all?
Depends how stretchy it is I suppose.
Sorry, just funny in my sick little mind...
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My hubby is gay 2,953 10
11/14/2002 11:41 AM
Duct tape is not stretchy, but it is now available in beautiful designer colours.
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AmyPoo and her black waterbra 2,710 12
11/14/2002 03:12 PM
the depo shot is eeeeeeeeeeeevil. l
evil like the fru-its of the de-veel.
</mike meyers>
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Slim Shady Lila 78,550 13
11/14/2002 07:43 PM
I gotta agree with AmyPoo on this one. I asked my doc about the shot and she outright told me, "I'm not supposed to discourage use of a product but don't get the shot."
Whatever side effects you get they will be in your system no matter what and there's nothing she can do about it. She gets nothing but complaints from patients about headaches and other residual effects.
Hhmm...maybe if we slap a patch over their mouths they won't be so whiny.
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Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
11/14/2002 08:23 PM
The "bitch control" patch is to have a 12" dong and be able to make her beg for it.
I'm 25% of the way finished with the research Cries
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