Enrique The Love Sausage 11,939 13
11/25/2002 05:12 PM

CHRIST ALIVE not this Shakespeare again

That's MRS Crickette to you, bub! 2,472 12
11/25/2002 05:12 PM

Just fail.



It's better for all of us.

Chackens, Morality Inspector 286,208 61
11/25/2002 05:18 PM

do a recent search for drug testing and read that thread if you can pay attention long enough.

AmyPoo and her black waterbra 2,710 12
11/25/2002 05:19 PM

if you hop backwards for 10 yards, then stand on one leg and hold your breath while you pee, it will come out clean.

Stinky 7,952 12
11/25/2002 05:20 PM

Simple...take so many drugs in unimaginable quantities right before your test. Once they get the results, they'll think the machine is broken and you'll be home free.

amymtn 662 10
11/25/2002 05:20 PM

Hey now, buddy. You're stealing my shtick.

Stinky 7,952 12
11/25/2002 05:25 PM

Yes, I am...I've given up on trying to be funny, so I decided to reuse your posts.

amymtn 662 10
11/25/2002 05:27 PM

Not you. Pat Huff. Do I have to explain everything?

Stinky 7,952 12
11/25/2002 05:27 PM

Yes.

][\/][ oleculo the ][\/][ olecular ][\/][ an 1,677 10
11/25/2002 05:30 PM

Absinthe will clean out your system. A little dab will do ya!

Sleestack 30,342 13
11/25/2002 05:40 PM

Try embalming.

Chackens, Morality Inspector 286,208 61
11/25/2002 05:42 PM

Call in sick that day.

Stinky 7,952 12
11/25/2002 05:48 PM

When bringing your cup of urine to the nurse, spill it all over her. She will be so disgusted, she will tell you to leave and just fill out the paper work stating that you passed...she won't want to test you again.

Pat Huff 0 10
11/25/2002 06:10 PM

I read the last stuff on the testing. I hope it works. I have been an active pot user for some time. Most people just think that I don't get enough sleep and that is why my eyes are red.

Barking Pumpkin 762 11
11/25/2002 06:16 PM

Quit.



Either smoking pot or your job.



The choice is yours.

shoelace414 10,080 13
11/25/2002 06:23 PM

Did whoever was taking the drug test pass or fail?

/gab/profile.cgi?user=gonzo69 20,522 17
11/25/2002 06:38 PM

...yes.

Bonky 75,728 15
11/25/2002 06:43 PM

"When bringing your cup of urine to the nurse, spill it all over her."

hehehe, I read that as spit it all over her....

psychaholic, for a shiny coat! 4,888 13
11/25/2002 06:52 PM

Ahem........



STOP DOING DRUGS!

Pat Huff 0 10
11/25/2002 07:15 PM

AMYMTN did the things suggested in the write up work for you? Every company must be getting this done before the end of the year.

Microcube - Hero of Love 13,428 12
11/25/2002 08:54 PM

"active pot user"?



trying to make it classier sounding?

The lovely Daggy! 86,684 14
11/26/2002 03:36 AM

Simply move to Australia, they don't do drug testing there.

Monsta Monsta 4 10
11/26/2002 04:50 AM

I used to think it was cool to get loaded at work until My freind drop a 500 pound ice block on his foot he wears a prostetic foot now and has a pimp walk its funny now but he got fired and cant hold a job although hes a real attention getter at parties

The lovely Daggy! 86,684 14
11/26/2002 04:52 AM

What?

Slim Shady Lila 78,550 13
11/26/2002 09:48 AM

Something tells me this guy had a hard time holding a job down before the ice cube incident.

78,550 13
11/26/2002 09:48 AM

Betta recognize, bizznitch.

Neal Obstat 2,492 11
11/26/2002 10:25 AM

After you present your urine sample, it goes to small room where there is a committee of dopers and non-dopers.



They each take a little sip, swiShakespeare around their mouths like a fine wine, and perform a taste test.

Doc 7,105 13
11/26/2002 10:32 AM

A friend of mine and I used to get loaded at work all the time too, until one day he uh.. wait, no we were pretty much doing it up until I quit.

Miss Trixxie (Now with Email) Truxillo 65,021 15
11/26/2002 01:56 PM

Go to Thailand and smoke alot of Sailor's Coleridges, the exotic deasease you catch will mask your drug use.

Pat Huff 0 10
12/02/2002 05:48 PM

I've have already sucked dicks for pot. It is a good way to get the stuff for no money but for a price I guess. I guess when you are a pot head with very little money that anything goes to get the stuff.

I'm Leppy, and I'm a GABaholic. 12,056 12
12/02/2002 05:51 PM

<action>hopes and hopes</action>Pat lives in atlanta

Pat lives in atlanta

Pat lives in atlanta

AmyPoo and her black waterbra 2,710 12
12/02/2002 06:44 PM

now, wait. wait. you're mixing it up. you're supposed to suck dick for coke. haven't you ever seen half-baked?

12 10
12/02/2002 06:53 PM

This just came out about and Hour ago... Study: Marijuana Does Not Lead to Hard Drugs

I'm Leppy, and I'm a GABaholic. 12,056 12
12/02/2002 06:53 PM

I seen it!

Pubah 56,744 18
01/08/2004 01:25 AM

Bump

In honor of AmyPoo (chugs a foty fo her homie)