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Things to Do While Waiting For GAB to Return
A comedy conversation by Sleestack 30,342 13
12/06/2002 02:39 PM 497 views

The Five Stages of GAB Downtime Grief, as portayed in imagery:



Denial

Anger

Bargaining

Depression

Acceptance

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Things to Do While Waiting For GAB to Return

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Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=624434
Merkin 10,008 13
12/06/2002 02:40 PM

Slee, you ooze funny. I want to have all your babies.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=624435
Callie Mollari 14,455 13
12/06/2002 02:43 PM

A good ointment would take care of that oozing though.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=624436
salvage: Interweb Surfer Extreme 28,986 12
12/06/2002 02:44 PM

GIve your brain a high five. Funniest post ever.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=624440
Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
12/06/2002 02:49 PM

I've seen funnier.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=624442
salvage: Interweb Surfer Extreme 28,986 12
12/06/2002 02:49 PM

Beware the green eyed monster m'lord.



Really it will eat your nuts.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=624448
psychaholic, for a shiny coat! 4,888 13
12/06/2002 02:56 PM

As soon as desktop cams went to the clearence rack, I knew we'd see stuff like this.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=624450
amymtn 662 10
12/06/2002 03:00 PM

I'm laughing my really obnoxious laugh for that one.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=624458
Therlin 12,200 13
12/06/2002 03:08 PM

I actually did work and finished a programming project.



I wish I were more like Slee and I could spend my work day taking pictures. Because he is sexy and all.

 

Side-splitting 16 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=624487
Bonky 75,728 15
12/06/2002 03:33 PM





This is why I want to marry Sleestack since onion isn't going to.







I thought the image I'd find on "Acceptance" would be him posting on HoB.

 

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Mole 5,357 10
12/06/2002 03:35 PM

Wait in line ladies/guys, slee is all mine!

 

Side-splitting 7 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=624489
Sleestack 30,342 13
12/06/2002 03:37 PM

My heart belongs to the sea.



I needed a new one so I ripped one out of a mullusk.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=624490
Bonky 75,728 15
12/06/2002 03:39 PM





So, if you had to marry one of us, who would it be?



ME? or Mole?



Don't let the fact that I know where you live affect your mollusk.



Hehehehe, I thought you typed mullet at first.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=624492
Chacken of the Interweb 286,208 61
12/06/2002 03:39 PM

<action> saves that barganing photo. Goes looking for some suitable gay porn to merge ol Slee into

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=624493
salvage: Interweb Surfer Extreme 28,986 12
12/06/2002 03:40 PM

Marry both and then have them wrestle in Jell-o each night to earn the privillage of pleasuring you.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=624494
Sleestack 30,342 13
12/06/2002 03:41 PM

A mollusk, even.

Woo. Blew that one.

It wasn't that funny to begin with.



I suck.



But I can stop a fan with my tongue! Watch! AaaaaaaaaLALALALALALALALALAaaaahh...

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=624496
Mole 5,357 10
12/06/2002 03:42 PM

But I can stop a fan with my tongue! Watch! AaaaaaaaaLALALALALALALALALAaaaahh...



You tease us so...

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=624497
Mole 5,357 10
12/06/2002 03:42 PM

Bonky I will marry you & then slee will marry me & we will live happily at sea.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=624502
Stinky 7,952 12
12/06/2002 03:47 PM

It looks like you are signaling Batman with your face .

 

Side-splitting 35 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=624503
Chacken of the Interweb 286,208 61
12/06/2002 03:55 PM

Here ya go.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=624509
Sleestack 30,342 13
12/06/2002 03:59 PM

Oh my.



Oh my my my my.



Oh goodness gracious gravy.



I'm going to hide under my desk now and deploy the Shipping Popcorn Fortress.

 

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virnomine 79,386 11
12/06/2002 04:00 PM

You get a clickie for getting that done in 15 minutes, I know you could have done better though.

 

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Merkin 10,008 13
12/06/2002 04:03 PM

That was awesome, Chickens.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=624517
Mi esposo es marica 2,953 10
12/06/2002 04:08 PM

Chackens got the handicaped hero for a day award.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=624518
Mi esposo es marica 2,953 10
12/06/2002 04:09 PM

is that a fireman? I just got the vapours...oh my.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=624519
Chacken of the Interweb 286,208 61
12/06/2002 04:09 PM

That's what that pic just screamed at me. I had to listen.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=624522
Mi esposo es marica 2,953 10
12/06/2002 04:13 PM

Someone should print it and post it around the old workplace.

 

Side-splitting 19 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=624523
Professor Nutbutter 181,255 35
12/06/2002 04:18 PM

"He could understand why they stopped replying to his fan letters after the 2nd one, the request to stop didn't bother him, he was even polite to the lawyer when he called, but the restraining order just pissed Sleestack right off. He would get his revenge. Oh yes, they would rue the day."

 

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Declan McManus, Sweetheart of The Interweb 131,867 36
12/06/2002 04:21 PM

Best thread in a long time.





Slee- great Kubler-Ross





Chacks- I love you. I will actually demonstrate my devotion by actually considering to vote Republican in '04

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=624526
virnomine 79,386 11
12/06/2002 04:21 PM

Oh come one, where's the goatse guy? Wish I had photoshop at work...

 

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amymtn 662 10
12/06/2002 04:27 PM

Oh how I yearn to give multiple clicks to you funny funny men.

 

Side-splitting 16 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=624542
Chacken of the Interweb 286,208 61
12/06/2002 04:36 PM

Ask, and though it's a Shakespearety job, ye shall receive.

 

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That's MRS Crickette to you, bub! 2,472 12
12/06/2002 04:37 PM

Heehee...



I love you Slee.



If I weren't married, I'd move to New York and have your babies.











Well, if I could find you under the pile of junk in your apartment, that is.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=624548
Bonky 75,728 15
12/06/2002 05:24 PM





See? You act a little funny, and you've got womens throwing themselves at you.





I'm going to marry YipYap anyway.

 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=624551
][\/][ oleculo the ][\/][ olecular ][\/][ an 1,677 10
12/06/2002 05:28 PM

Then we'd all have to go looking for sleestack under a pile of you, Miyu.

 

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Chacken of the Interweb 286,208 61
12/06/2002 05:29 PM

sorry about the pun

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=624575
Mole 5,357 10
12/06/2002 05:56 PM

Then we'd all have to go looking for sleestack under a pile of you, Miyu.



Or maha you could just drown him in your pee, see everyone can do your tired jokes.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=624606
Yip Bonk Toad 3,028 13
12/06/2002 06:37 PM

Bonky, if friends were flowers I'd dick you.

 

Side-splitting 10 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=624607
Yip Bonk Toad 3,028 13
12/06/2002 06:38 PM

pick, pick you.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=624614
SalsaShark, PFEA 6,518 11
12/06/2002 07:11 PM

Calculate Pi.

 

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Bonky 75,728 15
12/06/2002 07:36 PM

<action> faints.

 

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virnomine 79,386 11
12/06/2002 11:12 PM

brilliant chickens, thanks! yet another multiple-click worthy post.

 

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Neepneep 35,066 15
12/06/2002 11:34 PM

hehe... chackens... I love u.

about the chanter thing, are u just learning or are u an experienced piper?

 

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BunnyL 5,695 11
12/06/2002 11:40 PM

Yeah, I'm a n00b, but n00bs have feeling too...



And this one feels totally hot for Sleestack - and if that Chackens is male, I'm all up in that too.

(oh Frost it, that kind of funny would make me start digging chicks.)

 

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cows 0 10
12/06/2002 11:43 PM

I love to drink Dr. Pepper, and eat BBQ.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=624688
Doc 7,105 13
12/07/2002 12:45 AM

When your beard becomes a hobby, it is time for a lady.

 

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The lovely Daggy! 86,684 14
12/07/2002 06:56 AM

heh... my cheeks ache!

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=624757
Bonky 75,728 15
12/07/2002 12:21 PM





I'm like a Gardenia that's been touched.



Yellow and squishy.

 

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Chacken of the Interweb 286,208 61
12/09/2002 05:15 PM

I just had to bump this.

 

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Miss Trixxie(Amateur Physiologist )LeMay 65,021 15
03/12/2003 02:43 PM

What makes it funnier is the many many times I have faced that very situation.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=673395
If at First You Don't Succeed, Trae, Trae Again 156,785 17
03/12/2003 03:35 PM

What situation?



Bumping a drag queen named Gardenia?

 

14,139 11
07/01/2003 10:19 PM

must not die

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=709009
O Livewire, my Livewire! 78,229 13
07/02/2003 03:09 AM

What, Gab is down again?! NOOOO!

 

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Wilbur the friendly llama 1,722 11
07/02/2003 03:15 AM

<sign>Please do not disturb the animals... they are disturbed enough.</sign>



You shouldn't take pictures of apes like that, it's not nice. The apes don't mind, it's the people you link that suffer.

 

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johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
08/29/2005 04:10 PM

awwww Shakespeare............. I think I hit wrong button.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1271958
S. Kake 55,555 14
08/29/2005 05:48 PM

You sully this thread of hall of famers with your presence, douchebag.

 

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Mwahiy: The Bitter, Sexually Frustrated One 5,425 9
08/29/2005 08:52 PM

GOD Frost-ing DAMMIT! ALL THE Frost-ing LINKS IN THIS Frost-ing THREAD AREN'T WORKING FOR ME!

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1471891
Chickens N Sweet Brown Rice 08 286,208 61
06/06/2006 06:42 AM

sorry about the links bump

 

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Neep- Do not annoy the unmedicated. 35,066 15
06/06/2006 06:48 AM

Janeway fingers! Janeway fingers!

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1471903
Neep- Do not annoy the unmedicated. 35,066 15
06/06/2006 06:50 AM

God dammit! One of my n00b threads. How could you!?!