I was David Bowman 373 10
12/30/2002 03:25 PM

Wow. What the hell are you so bitter about?

Trae (please return me to my upright position) 156,785 17
12/30/2002 03:26 PM

Hehehe, David meet Lila. Lila, meet David.



I'm not going to say who I don't want to come back specifically but I know one particular person I wouldn't miss if they left.

Auld Lang Lila 78,550 13
12/30/2002 03:26 PM

shut up, n00b.

We're all bitter here.

Jesus Christ loves Ravers 5,357 10
12/30/2002 03:26 PM

They all broke Lila's heart at one time or the other.

Miss Trixxie (the Bleached Blond Bimbo) LeMay 65,021 15
12/30/2002 03:27 PM

But I thought you liked Spaz, he liked you.

Jesus Christ loves Ravers 5,357 10
12/30/2002 03:27 PM

Trix, she is speaking of John.

Auld Lang Lila 78,550 13
12/30/2002 03:27 PM

She's right. Especially Candie. I always wanted to know what it would be like to be with a transexual.

I was David Bowman 373 10
12/30/2002 03:28 PM

I remember all these people from when I lurked.



Ford, I can understand.



Postbear I can understand if you don't get his humor. I thoguht he was funny.



But Candie? If there was an award for the Most Harmless Gabber Ever she would get it. How could you not like Candie?

Sleestack 30,342 13
12/30/2002 03:30 PM

Candie did a topless shot. Miss Farber/Haber/Other Firesign Theater Woman thought it was slutty. Hilarity ensued.

Jesus Christ loves Ravers 5,357 10
12/30/2002 03:32 PM

coughcough

I was David Bowman 373 10
12/30/2002 03:32 PM

Women who criticize people for flashing their boobs usually have no boobs of their own to flash.

I was David Bowman 373 10
12/30/2002 03:33 PM

Wow. Those are nice.

Auld Lang Lila 78,550 13
12/30/2002 03:35 PM

People, you're not understanding the point of the thread.

n00b, take your love over to HoB.



I wanna see some h8! h8, h8, h8!

Trae (please return me to my upright position) 156,785 17
12/30/2002 03:35 PM

Lila doesn't hate me.

Auld Lang Lila 78,550 13
12/30/2002 03:36 PM

You're right, Trae. But you're also still here. I want former Gabber h8!

Blood, people! I'm here for blood!

Vex 5,948 11
12/30/2002 03:37 PM

Onion!

I was David Bowman 373 10
12/30/2002 03:38 PM

Isn't there enough hate in the world allready?



I lurked for a long time. I know you people better than you do. In that time I have seen one, maybe two registered users who didn't contribute something to this place.

Neal Obstat 2,492 11
12/30/2002 03:38 PM

Who bought Ford's login?

Auld Lang Lila 78,550 13
12/30/2002 03:38 PM

<action> kicks n00b out of thread

Get that Frost-ing hippy OUTTA HEYA!

SpecialKake 55,555 14
12/30/2002 03:47 PM

My vote's for SpecialKake.

froglord 9,243 13
12/30/2002 03:50 PM

Bowman knows me better than I know me?



You didn't see that thing with the, well, you know. I was young and experimenting. It didn't mean anything.

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
12/30/2002 07:42 PM

Tavis - He was nothin' but a little Frostin' chick

Fisty McButtpunch 2,438 13
12/30/2002 07:42 PM

Oh shut up you dumb fat Canuck!

Orbit 14,139 11
12/30/2002 07:43 PM

<action>nods</action>



Nice tits! why the hell did she leave??

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
12/30/2002 07:43 PM

Make me, you ass lickin' gook lover!

Orbit 14,139 11
12/30/2002 07:43 PM

and where is she now?

Fisty McButtpunch 2,438 13
12/30/2002 07:44 PM

Don't make me pull your ample tits!

Orbit 14,139 11
12/30/2002 07:45 PM

Oh, id like to see vlad back, he had me in stiches!

Fisty McButtpunch 2,438 13
12/30/2002 07:47 PM

Candie had to leave because she was due to race in the Kentucky Derby.

Doc 7,105 13
12/30/2002 08:05 PM

This is Frost-ing hilarious.

Trae (please return me to my upright position) 156,785 17
12/30/2002 09:32 PM

Someone please tell me that isn't really Tavis. I missed him.

Conrad Conk 19,242 12
12/30/2002 09:34 PM

Candie left because she was unhappy about the direction GAB was taking.

Conrad Conk 19,242 12
12/30/2002 09:34 PM

That isn't really Tavis.

Sexhead, quick on the upmake 12,287 12
12/30/2002 09:39 PM

I like how Chouggy there was having that convo with himself like no one knew any better.



*reads Trae's post*

Ummmm..... And now, something totally new!

Trae (please return me to my upright position) 156,785 17
12/30/2002 09:39 PM

Tavis grew up???????

Gonzo named his tummy 'Kuato' 20,522 17
12/30/2002 09:45 PM

Candie was banned?

c'est troy bien 4,643 11
12/30/2002 09:50 PM

holy Shakespeare! sexhead, i crapped myself when i clicked on your link! i shall be sending you my dry cleaning bill.

Sexhead, quick on the upmake 12,287 12
12/30/2002 09:53 PM

I CAN'T HEAR YOU, TRA LA LA LA LA, I'M TOO BUSY MAKING TUNA HELPER FOR DINNER!!!

Callie Mollari 14,455 13
12/30/2002 09:55 PM

Tuna Helper?



shuns Sexhead

c'est troy bien 4,643 11
12/30/2002 09:55 PM

tuna helper? is that like a little man made out of tuna donning a chefs hat who'll do all your chopping for you?

Trae (please return me to my upright position) 156,785 17
12/30/2002 09:55 PM

Ewww.



Tuna in any form should be banned.



Bleck.

Callie Mollari 14,455 13
12/30/2002 09:56 PM

Nono...a nice ahi tuna steak grilled to perfection is fine and dandy.



Anything "Helper" should be removed from the face of the earth.

Trae (please return me to my upright position) 156,785 17
12/30/2002 09:58 PM

I've gotten food poisoning off of tuna three times. Gave it up for 3 years, thought to try it again and got it again.



I no like tuna.

Tuna bad.

Sexhead, quick on the upmake 12,287 12
12/30/2002 09:58 PM

I generally shun "Helper"s of all kinds.



But the creamy pasta tuna one is actually okay, if you like tuna casserole but don't know how to make it yourself.

Trae (please return me to my upright position) 156,785 17
12/30/2002 10:00 PM

Tuna, creme of mushroom soup, noodles and assorted add ons to taste. Bake in 350 deg for 30 min. or until heated through.



Easy peasy queasy........

Callie Mollari 14,455 13
12/30/2002 10:00 PM

Fresh or canned tuna, Trae?



I've been eating fresh ahi almost once a week for over a year and haven't had one issue with it.



If it's fresh tuna, you need to find a new fish market.



If it's canned...you need to throw out canned good now and then, those things aren't good forever!

Gonzo named his tummy 'Kuato' 20,522 17
12/30/2002 10:01 PM

<action> can only picture a grainy hologram of the chicken of the sea repeating "Help me Charlie Tuna! You're my only hope."

Callie Mollari 14,455 13
12/30/2002 10:01 PM

And Sexy...what Trae said, except I liked cream of celery soup myself.

c'est troy bien 4,643 11
12/30/2002 10:03 PM

fresh ahi...







bless you?

Callie Mollari 14,455 13
12/30/2002 10:03 PM

ahi=yellowfin tuna

Trae (please return me to my upright position) 156,785 17
12/30/2002 10:06 PM

Tried both Callie.



But if you've ever had food poisoning you know it's really hard to go back to the food that caused it. Imagine having it 2 or 3 times from the same thing...

Callie Mollari 14,455 13
12/30/2002 10:09 PM

I wonder if it's not a food allergy rather than food poisoning though?



A friend of ours is extremely sensitive to onions, beef and a couple of other things. By sensitive I mean if she eats said items, she ends up puking and Shakespeare-ing.

Trae (please return me to my upright position) 156,785 17
12/30/2002 10:10 PM

I was fine with it all growing up. Does one just develop an allergy to a certain food?



No matter... I'm not eating it anymore.

Callie Mollari 14,455 13
12/30/2002 10:11 PM

Recipe for Sexy



Although I wouldn't use pimento in it..

Callie Mollari 14,455 13
12/30/2002 10:13 PM

Our friend was fine with those foods as a kid. She used to eat burgers and onions with no issues, then suddenly one time she got sick and has had the same reaction ever since.



It sucks for Peg because she does get the yen for a good burger now and then, but doesn't dare eat one due to the consequences.

Sexhead, quick on the upmake 12,287 12
12/30/2002 10:19 PM

Thanks for the recipe. I particularly like the following:



To melt butter, remove wrapper and place in microwave-safe cup...



Sheesh. If you need to be told that, chances are pretty good that you have no Frost-ing business being in a kitchen to begin with!

Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
12/31/2002 12:15 AM

One erstwhile Gabber I'm glad is staying erstwhile?



Gecko. The guy passed out 1800 negaclicks in a few months, and that's just a small example of how much he hated most of us. I'm sorry, but if you have nothing but contempt for 80% of what you read - WHY ARE YOU READING?



<Bends over, prepares to receive endless variations on "I still read Feeble's posts even though 80% of them annoy me>

AmyPoo's happyfuntime show 2,710 12
12/31/2002 12:21 AM

huh. i never saw candie's tits until now. i don't know what to say.

Conrad Conk 19,242 12
12/31/2002 12:21 AM

How about "nice tits"?

Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
12/31/2002 12:24 AM

I think Amy is thinking "IBTC".

Beeblebrox 31,599 13
12/31/2002 12:24 AM

Um, Vlad IS still here, albeit with a different name. I think that fact was pointed out in another thread a while back...

Beeblebrox 31,599 13
12/31/2002 12:27 AM

Oh, and those tits? Um, excuse me, but I must say that those are in fact just a barely average pair of melons. C-grade porno fodder.

virnomine 79,386 11
12/31/2002 12:32 AM

getting back on task, I would have to say that n00b brooke or something like that, can't remember her name, I'm sure you know who I mean.

AmyPoo's happyfuntime show 2,710 12
12/31/2002 12:37 AM

yeah, feeble, something along those lines.

My Hubby is gay 2,953 10
12/31/2002 02:16 AM

I hate Uncle Al. I wish he'd never come back.















he.

Orbit 14,139 11
12/31/2002 02:19 AM

Id heard a roumer that You, molec, were vlad....



"Orbit! your noob is showing!"

*zzzzzzzzzziip*

"Oh, heh, sorry about that"

Daggy from the block 86,684 14
12/31/2002 02:25 AM

Mirandalynn.



What a Frost-ing waste of time THAT was!

Beeblebrox 31,599 13
12/31/2002 04:40 AM

Last time Moleculo was confronted with his Vlad-ness, he had quite the hissy fit.

Kiddo 2,859 12
12/31/2002 06:03 AM

getting back on task, I would have to say that n00b brooke or something like that, can't remember her name, I'm sure you know who I mean.



Couldn't agree with you more. I'm so glad the bitch is gone.

Daggy from the block 86,684 14
12/31/2002 07:06 AM

yeh, she sucked.



silly n00b.

Gonzo 20,522 17
12/31/2002 10:03 AM

GONZO, dammit! He has to get some (read that as "tons and tons of") work done today, so I hope he doesn't come back.

My Hubby is gay 2,953 10
12/31/2002 10:06 AM

That Gonzo bitch better stay away. He has so much backlog he could start his own backlog comapny.

Neal Obstat 2,492 11
12/31/2002 03:14 PM

all are welcome

Dangeo 2,691 13
12/31/2002 03:51 PM

And... why is my name absent from this list??

Dead Robot 67,630 16
12/31/2002 03:53 PM

Because postbear and Candie had personalities, intellligence and a keen sense of humour.

My Hubby is gay 2,953 10
12/31/2002 03:59 PM

ouch.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
12/31/2002 04:03 PM

Dude, all I can remember of Lila's post in the last four or five years is her baby prank.



I bet each one of us here longer than 2 yrs can remember a good postbear quote, like "heads on pikes in my yard"



And I will always remember Candie offering links to help out someone.



Lila is just boring and mean and drinks a lot. And apparently gets lots of great sex (which in my opinion, telling us on GAB is just like flashing your tits...both are a cry for attention).

Gonzo 20,522 17
12/31/2002 04:06 PM

Ooohh!



Rip me apart, next!

Gonzo 20,522 17
12/31/2002 04:07 PM

(not literally. Just in words. Which would, I guess, be 'literally')

And the Redheaded Stepchild....Statickitten! 24,428 11
12/31/2002 04:09 PM

literayaly

Dirk Lately 14,001 13
12/31/2002 04:33 PM

Here's yet another list I'm not on.

Jay Cornelius 411 13
12/31/2002 07:20 PM

Me neither



*cries - runs away to lurk for another decade*

Declan McManus 131,867 36
12/31/2002 07:56 PM

I miss postbear, and EvilPanda.



Candie used to be tart, but basically nice. I don't know what happened.



I do not miss Gecko. I don't think his posts were of a character. I think his posts were him.

Auld Lang Lila 78,550 13
01/01/2003 01:17 PM

Hey, I'm not mean and I don't drink a lot! In fact, hardly touch the stuff these days, including last night, the night of al drinking nights. As for mean - I'm a hap-hap-happy go lucky little sprite, I am. This will certainly be a good year and I'm excited over it.

DR's still just bitter cause he didn't leave permanently for HoB to be with the cool kids.

And that he has the AIDS.

Conrad Conk 19,242 12
01/01/2003 01:36 PM

Actually, Lila, I don't understand how Candie flashing her tits makes her a slut, but you constantly talking about how your crotch is the nectar of the gods as you did when you first came to GAB years ago is any different.



That's the kind of hypocritical moralizing that makes me hate the republican party.

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
01/01/2003 01:36 PM

That wasn't so much "funny ha ha" as it was more "funny I'm lashing out and can't think of an actual witty comeback."



Somehow I expected more.

Conrad Conk 19,242 12
01/01/2003 01:38 PM

I love Lila, but damn she has some issues.

virnomine 79,386 11
01/01/2003 01:49 PM

Jesus, who doesn't here? Fags, sluts, bitches, bastards, geeks, and losers. Welcome to Gab.

Captain Slutpuppy 13,428 12
01/01/2003 02:37 PM

dont forget druggies.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
01/01/2003 03:00 PM

DR's still just bitter cause he didn't leave permanently for HoB to be with the cool kids.

And that he has the AIDS.



You deserve yourself.

General Dan- Yes, I like Pina Coloda 502 10
01/01/2003 06:22 PM

Ok, I've been here for about a month. Still a noob. If I ever want to get over my noobism, I think I need to know what this "HoB" thing is that you speak of.

General Dan- Yes, I like Pina Coloda 502 10
01/01/2003 06:23 PM

What is it?

dinesh 24,862 16
01/01/2003 06:49 PM

it's where hobos check their train schedules.

Conrad Conk 19,242 12
01/01/2003 07:38 PM

You missed a perfect opportunity to post this link

General Dan- Yes, I like Pina Coloda 502 10
01/01/2003 07:40 PM

And we don't like this "HoB", do we?

Conrad Conk 19,242 12
01/01/2003 07:42 PM

Well, some people over at HOB thinks there is some kind of a competition between GAB and HOB. Personally, I check both boards, because there are people I like in both places.



It's not like GAB was always the only board I've ever gone to anyway.

Manhattan Fever: Enlightened Asshole 11,939 13
01/01/2003 07:46 PM

Hehehehe, Kentucky Derby. That Shakespeare was funny.

Auld Lang Lila 78,550 13
01/01/2003 11:27 PM

I just think it's funny that someone was so ultra-anal about my poking fun in this thread that they sipped my tube because of it.

For that, you guys are the ones with the issues.

Conrad Conk 19,242 12
01/01/2003 11:33 PM

Lila.

Auld Lang Lila 78,550 13
01/01/2003 11:34 PM

Donk.

Conrad Conk 19,242 12
01/01/2003 11:35 PM

<action>High five's Lila</action>

Auld Lang Lila 78,550 13
01/01/2003 11:35 PM

<action> high's five Donk

Candie Kohrne, Complexis superioso 8,640 15
01/02/2003 01:19 AM

Contemplates returning just to irritate Stupidshelby.

My Hubby is gay 2,953 10
01/02/2003 01:26 AM

hi Candie, where've you been?

dinesh 24,862 16
01/02/2003 01:26 AM

<action>signs petition</action>

Wako (and Yakko and Dot) 12,056 12
01/02/2003 01:33 AM

If that'll do it, sounds good to me.

Manhattan Fever: Enlightened Asshole 11,939 13
01/02/2003 06:01 AM

Jesus Christ guys, don't worry. In another 6 months Lila will have jumped on the coattails of another frat-band, gained some more life experience and manipulated us into thinking that the joke was on US. WE fell for it.

Auld Lang Lila 78,550 13
01/02/2003 07:51 AM

Like I said, this thread is poking fun of long time gone Gabbers who left and went to HoB where they continued to whine and moan about Hargrave.

No ill intent here whatsoever. If ya can't take the heat in the Comedic Intent Kitchen, get cha ass out!

And, hey, maybe now I can see Candie's new pics of her penis!

Drop your pants, girlie, and whip out the man meat!

Auld Lang Lila 78,550 13
01/02/2003 07:54 AM

Fisty McButtpunch

12/30/2002 6:47 pm

Candie had to leave because she was due to race in the Kentucky Derby.



Even though it, sadly, was not our own hilarious Fisty himself, twas still the best line in the thread.

And you lame asses are still sipping my tubes. Heh - a disgrace to the board are you all.

Auld Lang Lila 78,550 13
01/02/2003 01:57 PM

Oversensitive whiners. Thank you for proving my point, Mr. Observer.

salvage: Interweb Surfer Extreme 28,986 12
01/02/2003 02:00 PM

I hope Nuttbutter doesn't come back under a new name.

Fisty McButtpunch 2,438 13
01/02/2003 02:21 PM

I'm all Tavis, Lila. I've even got the small chink dick.

Sleestack 30,342 13
01/02/2003 02:23 PM

4. HoB has much more character than Gab does these days. Threads like this one is evidence of that.



And statements like this does no good at all.



Harmful statements were said by individuals on this board. It is certainly not representative of the entire board. By that gauge I could easily single out some of the more virulent posters on HoB and unfairly declare the entire board to be hate-filled and unable to move forward.

Trae (please return me to my upright position) 156,785 17
01/02/2003 02:26 PM

I think it's nice of Mr/Ms Observer to pop on in here and give us his/her opinions and Shakespeare but I think we take the same stance on this drivel as we do on anyone who doesn't log in.



That being said, no one gave a Shakespeare when you were here obviously and no one gives a Shakespeare now, about how you feel about this place.



Buh-bye.

Sleestack 30,342 13
01/02/2003 02:28 PM

Bu... wh...



(bangs head against wall in frustration)

virnomine 79,386 11
01/02/2003 02:29 PM

<action>sychophants Trae's boobs</action>

Incognito 662 10
01/02/2003 02:30 PM

It's like high school in here.

Trae (please return me to my upright position) 156,785 17
01/02/2003 02:31 PM

I'm sorry, I'm at work and it puts me a bad mood. Ahhhh hell, want me to just shut up and lift my shirt?



Would that make it better??





*lobs off squirrel tail in frustration*

sparkythewonderdog 2,144 12
01/02/2003 02:39 PM

I come back from vacation and you're speaking a different language... what the hell does, "virnomine sychophants Trae's boobs" mean? That's a not a verb, you silly person. Now I shall have to taunt you relentlessly.

virnomine 79,386 11
01/02/2003 02:41 PM

See this for definition

I was David Bowman 373 10
01/02/2003 02:42 PM

<action>spasmodifies Sparkythewonderdog's loofa

virnomine 79,386 11
01/02/2003 02:44 PM

I don't think we've ever had a problem here making up our own words or usages. Taunt if you must though.

sparkythewonderdog 2,144 12
01/02/2003 02:45 PM

Well, then perhaps you meant to say, "Virnomine tickled Trae's nipples in a sycophantic attempt to induce massive saliva production in the unwashed masses."



Glad to help.

virnomine 79,386 11
01/02/2003 02:46 PM

Damn, why didn't I think of that?



It's bastards like me that's ruining Gab.

sparkythewonderdog 2,144 12
01/02/2003 02:46 PM

You goddamned noob!!! Bow to your elders!!!

virnomine 79,386 11
01/02/2003 02:48 PM

I'm no damned n00b, call me that again and you'll get a size 12 boot up your ass.

sparkythewonderdog 2,144 12
01/02/2003 02:50 PM

Did I hit a sensitive spot there, noob?

virnomine 79,386 11
01/02/2003 02:53 PM

Yeah, hit it again baby, I like it like that.

salvage: Interweb Surfer Extreme 28,986 12
01/02/2003 02:54 PM

noob!



You prove your noobhood by revealing a weakness. Never, ever admit to something pissing you off here. It is the amunition your enemies will use to cut your throat and leave your bloated corpse lying in the street to be eaten by disease infested dogs.



I saw Gangs of New York! Kickass!

Trae (please return me to my upright position) 156,785 17
01/02/2003 02:56 PM

As the official mentor of virnomine, I must ask you to relinquish your n00bish comments. He has moved up the ranks quite quickly and has become a valued member of this forum.

virnomine 79,386 11
01/02/2003 02:56 PM

what the Frost are you talking about? I have never been pissed on here, the day that happens is the day I need to stop posting. They're just words.

Ted McGinley 257 10
01/02/2003 02:57 PM

I thought Virnomine was a chick?

sparkythewonderdog 2,144 12
01/02/2003 02:58 PM

is it two?

Trae (please return me to my upright position) 156,785 17
01/02/2003 02:59 PM

Hhe/she doesn't matter. I'm not a gender specific mentor. I'm pretty sure he's a he though.

salvage: Interweb Surfer Extreme 28,986 12
01/02/2003 02:59 PM

Does that mean I can't slit his throat and leave his bloated corpse in the street to be eaten by disease infested dogs?

sparkythewonderdog 2,144 12
01/02/2003 03:02 PM

Hey, I swear, I'm not diseased, it's just a little cold sore.. come on baby, don't treat me like that.

Trae (please return me to my upright position) 156,785 17
01/02/2003 03:02 PM

Don't be silly. Dogs wouldn't eat a bloated corpse.

virnomine 79,386 11
01/02/2003 03:03 PM

I'm a he, I'm not QTA, and you can do whatever you like to me salvage.

20,522 17
01/02/2003 03:09 PM

Goddamnit, woman!

AmyPoo's happyfuntime show 2,710 12
01/02/2003 06:02 PM

oh my gosh that was so funny! like omg lol lmfao!

Gonzo 20,522 17
01/02/2003 06:03 PM

That was uncalled for, and actually pissed me off. You suxx0r.

Trae (please return me to my upright position) 156,785 17
01/02/2003 06:21 PM

It would piss me off too if I gave a rats ass about what a bitter ex Gabber thought of my CHARACTER.



Frostin hosebag.

VirAnus Knickerbocker 79,386 11
01/02/2003 06:24 PM

Is it just me, or is the name Fisty McButtpunch hard to get out of your mind? I've been repeating it to myself over and over.

Trae (please return me to my upright position) 156,785 17
01/02/2003 06:25 PM

it's fun to say too!

Auld Lang Lila 78,550 13
01/02/2003 06:58 PM

It would piss me off too if I gave a rats ass about what a bitter ex Gabber thought of my CHARACTER.

Frostin hosebag.



Trae, I couldn't have said it better myself. When I started this thread so much time had passed since the Candie situation occured and since the other guys had left Gab that I assumed everyone had cooled off enough to take another stab at poking fun.

I also assumed that everyone would know I was being over the top and parodying someone else's thread of Gabbers they wished would come back.

I see I was premature in my assumptions.

People, you really need to understand that some of us are playing up to a personna we created on Gab.

While it's true that some of the equally as over the top reactions in this thread are ALSO people playing into their characters, it appears to me that most just don't get it.

It amazes me that two of the people I was playing around with ACTUALLY CAME BACK to Gab to bitch at me for something they should have completely dismissed to begin with, letting me know exactly how long they will hold a torch for h8 - FOREVER.

Gab, take a deep breath. This thread was meant to be all in fun.



Now, back to my trailer and 12 kids. It's almost dinnertime and these food stamps don't shop for themselves!

Gonzo 20,522 17
01/02/2003 07:01 PM

Oh. OK, then. I guess it didn't piss me off. Trae is a smelly poo-poo headed CHARACTER.

Trae (please return me to my upright position) 156,785 17
01/02/2003 07:51 PM

Well not really, that would be if I was an Arab which I'm not. Get it right, Gonzo. The Arabs smell.



I'm just a white trash big haired lady in a trailer and in my park we happen to have running water, so I don't smell.



Lila, I'll trade you a package of pampers for some stamps. I got shorted this month.

Gonzo named his tummy 'Kuato' 20,522 17
01/02/2003 08:04 PM

<action> shuffles out of thread with his head down. Kicks an invisible pebble on the way out.

20,522 17
01/02/2003 08:05 PM

Ouch!

HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
01/02/2003 11:13 PM

PARODY THREADS ARE NOT FUNNY

Sleestack 30,342 13
01/02/2003 11:20 PM

PARITY BEDS ARE NOT RUNNY

RARITY FEDS ARE NOT SUNNY

CARROTY MEDS ARE NOT HONEY



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mirandalynn 60 10
04/25/2003 10:53 PM

Daggy from the block



Mirandalynn.



What a breeding waste of time THAT was!



WOW! 6 months after the fact and you people still think about me...it's so wonder to have this honor bestowed upon me...I don't know what to say...I would like to thank my dog for humping me when I was lonely, my retarded neighbor for talking to me when I need to have a conversation with someone I could understand, my mom for only beating me with the flyswatter, and last but not least, my cousin for letting me stick foreign objects in her vagina...I feel so honored...thank you, you'll never know how much this means to me...and I promised myself I wouldn't cry...*sniff* *sniff*.



BTW...anyone wanna know what happened to "amymtn"...it's quite an entertaining story!

Declan McManus, and only Declan McManus 131,867 36
04/26/2003 03:05 AM

foreign objects in her vagina



She did Jellytot?

Stringy McNoodles 4,643 11
04/26/2003 06:58 AM

BTW...anyone wanna know what happened to "amymtn"...it's quite an entertaining story!





You killed her and ate her and made a hat out of her ass. You call it your asshat and you wear it as you prance down the street.

jellytot 3,504 11
04/29/2003 09:02 AM

Give me some credit Declan.

I would n't give her the steam of my piss if she was freezing to death.