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By Gabbers:
It was a dark and stormy night. Trae has spent the these last 3 hours typing random insults and typical debates on a popular message baord she frequents often.
As she leans back in her chair she hears a faint knock at the door. "Who could be knocking on my door at this hour, everyone knows my daughter is alseep at this time of night." She curiously aproaches the door to question this midnight interrupter. As she looks through the dusty peephole, she is quickly paralized in a sense of confusion. "Why is he here?" she ponders repeatedly as to somehow hear a response from some celestial being. She takes another peek and then shakes her head in an akward motion that sends a quick but short pain through her neck. She must remember to stretch after sitting in front of her computer for such longs hours.
She opens the door to see....
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Zappa Krappa 1,896  12
01/03/2003 04:04 AM
the land shark.
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Zappa Krappa 1,896 12
01/03/2003 04:08 AM
...so the land shark says "hey, nice tits, bitch" and trae tries to scream but the land shark is already eating her boobs.
i love happy endings.
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Zappa Krappa 1,896 12
01/03/2003 04:10 AM
i think i've just ruined gab for good this time.
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Hyperspaz: 12 inches of Love! 3,290 11
01/03/2003 04:11 AM
Sometimes, when I go pee pee, I hold my penis real tight to see how long I can go without peeing. But, right as it really starts to hurt, I release it and the pleasure is ohh so satisfying..
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Zappa Krappa 1,896 12
01/03/2003 04:16 AM
i'm pretty sure that the next logical step is homosexuality.
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VirAnus Knickerbocker 79,386 11
01/03/2003 08:53 AM
Try hanging yourself while doing that too.
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Another Day 227 10
01/03/2003 10:49 PM
If you hold your penis while peeing it could blow up, not cool.
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AmyPoo's happyfuntime show 2,710 12
01/04/2003 03:50 PM
i'm so glad i read this thread.
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Procreationnoggin 12,287 12
01/04/2003 11:59 PM
And here I expected to read a nice little anecdote about our Leppy.
The world will never cease to amaze me.
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I'm Leppy, and I'm a GABaholic. 12,056 12
01/05/2003 12:10 AM
I just saw this thread a second ago and thought, "wow 12 posts and no one made the joke yet."
Thanks for bringing it all together, Sexy.
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Procreationnoggin 12,287 12
01/05/2003 12:26 AM
Anytime, any time.
After all, that's what antagonists are for.
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