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This story comes from a DJ on a morning radio show broadcast from Atlanta:
"I was driving down the interstate in our family van. At the time, my son was probably about 4 years old. He was in the back seat of the van, strapped in his car seat, happily chewing some bubble gum I'd given him earlier. I was driving down the road when all of the sudden from the back seat, I heard a painful 'Ow! Ow! Ow!'
I pulled over quickly because since I was a new parent I was concerned that he might have cut or hurt himself somehow. I got out of the van and opened the side door to find my son sitting in his car seat with no noticable blood or trauma.
Then I looked down.
My son had pulled his penis out of his pants, and had tightly wrapped the bubble gum around his penis. "Get it off! Get it off!" he screamed.
I managed to gingerly scrape and remove the bubble gum from my son's penis with minimal damage. We laugh about it now, but at the time, I was gravely concerned about the preservation of our family lineage."
-Steve M.
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virnomine 79,386 11
01/23/2003 01:04 PM
Just a recommendation, don't get him any silly putty, or barbed wire. Both hurt when you get it wrapped around your penis.
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Sleestack 30,342 13
01/23/2003 01:32 PM
"Here, son. It's a piece of sandpaper for you to play wiNO NO IT DOESN'T GO THERE!"
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Boots at the Boar 2,305 11
01/23/2003 07:17 PM
The barbed wire I can understand, but the silly putty? How do you know that would hurt? Hmmmmmmm.
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