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Holiday Hogan, erstwhile Gabber and my eldest son, has spawned.
He named the child Fynn, which is proof that you all managed to corrupt his mind, since I would never bestow such an awful name on any of my children.
6 pounds 3 ounces.
19 inches long.
reddish-blonde hair.
2 weeks early.
Apgars 7 & 9.
Delivered by C-section due to cord wrapped around the neck.
Mom doing fine (considering the circumstances of 36 hours of labor ending in a surgery).
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Marty McFly 19,242 12
02/01/2003 01:23 PM
Holiday Hogan was your kid?
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I'm Leppy, and I'm a GABaholic. 12,056 12
02/01/2003 01:28 PM
could have been worse.
He could have named it "Seamus"
Or worse, "Isaac"
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Declan McManus 131,867 36
02/01/2003 01:29 PM
Congratulations, Feeble!
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Emperor Norton 984 10
02/01/2003 01:32 PM
I hope that your family grows happy and healthy together. Be well.
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Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
02/01/2003 01:47 PM
>Delivered by C-section due to cord wrapped around the neck.
Tells me God tried to kill the hellspawn in the womb.
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virnomine 79,386 11
02/01/2003 01:50 PM
for the love of God, don't name it Oliver...
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Marty McFly 19,242 12
02/01/2003 02:03 PM
I probably should have known that, Feebs.
Anyway, congratulations and all that good stuff.
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dinesh 24,862 16
02/01/2003 02:20 PM
congrats to you both!
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Procreationnoggin 12,287 12
02/01/2003 02:21 PM
Whatever happened to his chess match against the tard?
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Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
02/01/2003 02:22 PM
He got his ass kicked, that isv why he doesn't mention it.
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Adrian Von Buttcrack 13,341 13
02/01/2003 02:45 PM
6 pounds 3 ounces.
19 inches long.
For a moment there I thought you where talking about my dick......
Congrats, you old fart.
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Trae - Pixel Perfect! 156,785 17
02/01/2003 02:55 PM
Congratulations Grandpa!
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Feeble, Iraqi Weapons Inspector #27 32,400 15
02/01/2003 03:59 PM
Adrian - almost made that joke, only "but enough about Holiday's member"...
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Adrian Von Buttcrack 13,341 13
02/01/2003 04:05 PM
<action>Snickers
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AmyPoo , bitch goddess 2,710 12
02/01/2003 04:49 PM
<action>Almond Joys</action>
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Chickens 286,208 61
02/01/2003 04:53 PM
This makes you a grandpa like three times over, right?
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Adrian Von Buttcrack 13,341 13
02/01/2003 04:56 PM
<action>Butterfingers Amypoo
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Procreationnoggin 12,287 12
02/01/2003 05:18 PM
<action>waits for Trae to be propositioned with a 100 Grand.
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Marty McFly 19,242 12
02/01/2003 05:28 PM
<action>Squeezes out a Baby Ruth
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Declan McManus 131,867 36
02/01/2003 05:34 PM
<action> Is still looking for Mr Goodbar
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Feeble, Iraqi Weapons Inspector #27 32,400 15
02/01/2003 06:04 PM
<action>Informs procreationnoggin that he is hung like a Hershey's Special Dark
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Procreationnoggin 12,287 12
02/01/2003 06:06 PM
<action>Skors!
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Mr. Gardenback 8,660 11
02/01/2003 06:37 PM
<action>whips out his Watchamacallit</action>
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Marty McFly 19,242 12
02/01/2003 06:42 PM
<action>Has a salted nut roll for procreationnoggin
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Feeble, Iraqi Weapons Inspector #27 32,400 15
02/01/2003 06:43 PM
<action>Tries desperately to think of a "Milky Way" joke to tie in the shuttle accident, fails
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Mythology 4,891 11
02/01/2003 07:47 PM
Congratulations, wonderful news, blessings on your house, now:
Who the hell are you again?
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Myrtle Sandybanks of Frogmorton 909 13
02/01/2003 08:01 PM
<action>gags, returns to cheese conversation </action>
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Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
02/01/2003 08:40 PM
If you check the "all time most posts" rankings, I'm #3.
The question is: Who the hell are you?
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Filthy Frank 11,939 13
02/01/2003 09:03 PM
My advice to you Feebs...start saving up the bail money now.
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red the opinionated 600 16
02/01/2003 11:13 PM
Well, damn, old man. Congrats on the baby. I didn't know he was your son.
Can I tell you that your son is hot?
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G i b l B e o t n N k u y g g e t 12,005 12
02/01/2003 11:54 PM
You all think I was saying that cause of all the candy bars. When actually I have a disease.
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AmyPoo , bitch goddess 2,710 12
02/02/2003 12:30 AM
red! long time no see! how's the kid?
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Declan McManus, as The Informtion Laddie 131,867 36
02/02/2003 12:31 AM
well then, stop wearing boxers.
Wear briefs, or a jock
easy as storebought lemon meringue pie!
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Fluro 14,139 11
02/05/2004 01:06 AM
WHERE ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE NOW?
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Just Bunny 5,695 11
02/05/2004 01:13 AM
Exactly where they should be.
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Princess Waffle of Kittens 24,428 11
02/05/2004 01:15 AM
Is this a trick question?
*Plays hide and go seek*
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MissBehave 3,853 11
02/05/2004 02:43 AM
<action> trades Kit Kat for butterfinger
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