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Further evidence of my oldness - HH spawns
A comedy conversation by Feeble, possessed by the demon Chackens 32,400 15
02/01/2003 01:20 PM 217 views

Holiday Hogan, erstwhile Gabber and my eldest son, has spawned.



He named the child Fynn, which is proof that you all managed to corrupt his mind, since I would never bestow such an awful name on any of my children.



6 pounds 3 ounces.

19 inches long.

reddish-blonde hair.

2 weeks early.

Apgars 7 & 9.

Delivered by C-section due to cord wrapped around the neck.

Mom doing fine (considering the circumstances of 36 hours of labor ending in a surgery).

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Further evidence of my oldness - HH spawns

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Marty McFly 19,242 12
02/01/2003 01:23 PM

Holiday Hogan was your kid?

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=654631
I'm Leppy, and I'm a GABaholic. 12,056 12
02/01/2003 01:28 PM

could have been worse.

He could have named it "Seamus"



Or worse, "Isaac"

 

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Declan McManus 131,867 36
02/01/2003 01:29 PM

Congratulations, Feeble!

 

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Emperor Norton 984 10
02/01/2003 01:32 PM

I hope that your family grows happy and healthy together. Be well.

 

Side-splitting 16 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=654638
Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
02/01/2003 01:47 PM

>Delivered by C-section due to cord wrapped around the neck.





Tells me God tried to kill the hellspawn in the womb.

 

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virnomine 79,386 11
02/01/2003 01:50 PM

for the love of God, don't name it Oliver...

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=654644
Feeble, Iraqi Weapons Inspector #27 32,400 15
02/01/2003 01:55 PM

Fronzel gets clickie!



Yes, HH is my son.

 

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Marty McFly 19,242 12
02/01/2003 02:03 PM

I probably should have known that, Feebs.



Anyway, congratulations and all that good stuff.

 

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dinesh 24,862 16
02/01/2003 02:20 PM

congrats to you both!

 

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Procreationnoggin 12,287 12
02/01/2003 02:21 PM

Whatever happened to his chess match against the tard?

 

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Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
02/01/2003 02:22 PM

He got his ass kicked, that isv why he doesn't mention it.

 

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Adrian Von Buttcrack 13,341 13
02/01/2003 02:45 PM

6 pounds 3 ounces.

19 inches long.




For a moment there I thought you where talking about my dick......





Congrats, you old fart.

 

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Trae - Pixel Perfect! 156,785 17
02/01/2003 02:55 PM

Congratulations Grandpa!

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=654715
Feeble, Iraqi Weapons Inspector #27 32,400 15
02/01/2003 03:59 PM

Adrian - almost made that joke, only "but enough about Holiday's member"...

 

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Adrian Von Buttcrack 13,341 13
02/01/2003 04:05 PM

<action>Snickers

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=654735
AmyPoo , bitch goddess 2,710 12
02/01/2003 04:49 PM

<action>Almond Joys</action>

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=654737
Chickens 286,208 61
02/01/2003 04:53 PM

This makes you a grandpa like three times over, right?

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=654739
Feeble, Iraqi Weapons Inspector #27 32,400 15
02/01/2003 04:56 PM

Only 2. That I admit to.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=654741
Adrian Von Buttcrack 13,341 13
02/01/2003 04:56 PM

<action>Butterfingers Amypoo

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=654756
Feeble, Iraqi Weapons Inspector #27 32,400 15
02/01/2003 05:18 PM

<action>Melts in AmyPoos mouth, not in her hand.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=654757
Procreationnoggin 12,287 12
02/01/2003 05:18 PM

<action>waits for Trae to be propositioned with a 100 Grand.

 

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Marty McFly 19,242 12
02/01/2003 05:28 PM

<action>Squeezes out a Baby Ruth

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=654767
Declan McManus 131,867 36
02/01/2003 05:34 PM

<action> Is still looking for Mr Goodbar

 

Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=654777
Feeble, Iraqi Weapons Inspector #27 32,400 15
02/01/2003 06:04 PM

<action>Informs procreationnoggin that he is hung like a Hershey's Special Dark

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=654778
Procreationnoggin 12,287 12
02/01/2003 06:06 PM

<action>Skors!

 

13,341 13
02/01/2003 06:12 PM

<action>Falls into sugar induced coma

 

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Mr. Gardenback 8,660 11
02/01/2003 06:37 PM

<action>whips out his Watchamacallit</action>

 

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Marty McFly 19,242 12
02/01/2003 06:42 PM

<action>Has a salted nut roll for procreationnoggin

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=654790
Feeble, Iraqi Weapons Inspector #27 32,400 15
02/01/2003 06:43 PM

<action>Tries desperately to think of a "Milky Way" joke to tie in the shuttle accident, fails

 

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Mythology 4,891 11
02/01/2003 07:47 PM

Congratulations, wonderful news, blessings on your house, now:



Who the hell are you again?



 

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Myrtle Sandybanks of Frogmorton 909 13
02/01/2003 07:54 PM

<action>Watches hot Feeble & Three Musketeers action </action>3Musketeers>

 

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Myrtle Sandybanks of Frogmorton 909 13
02/01/2003 08:01 PM

<action>gags, returns to cheese conversation </action>

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=654829
Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
02/01/2003 08:40 PM

If you check the "all time most posts" rankings, I'm #3.



The question is: Who the hell are you?

 

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Myrtle Sandybanks of Frogmorton 909 13
02/01/2003 08:52 PM

nobody, same as always, bye

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=654836
Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
02/01/2003 08:55 PM

<action>Smooches shebot.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=654842
Filthy Frank 11,939 13
02/01/2003 09:03 PM

My advice to you Feebs...start saving up the bail money now.

 

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red the opinionated 600 16
02/01/2003 11:13 PM

Well, damn, old man. Congrats on the baby. I didn't know he was your son.



Can I tell you that your son is hot?



 

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G i b l B e o t n N k u y g g e t 12,005 12
02/01/2003 11:54 PM

ZAGNUT!~

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=654942
G i b l B e o t n N k u y g g e t 12,005 12
02/01/2003 11:54 PM

You all think I was saying that cause of all the candy bars. When actually I have a disease.

 

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G i b l B e o t n N k u y g g e t 12,005 12
02/01/2003 11:55 PM

My nuts are zagging to ze floor.

 

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AmyPoo , bitch goddess 2,710 12
02/02/2003 12:30 AM

red! long time no see! how's the kid?

 

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Declan McManus, as The Informtion Laddie 131,867 36
02/02/2003 12:31 AM

well then, stop wearing boxers.



Wear briefs, or a jock



easy as storebought lemon meringue pie!

 

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Fluro 14,139 11
02/05/2004 01:06 AM

WHERE ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE NOW?

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=862448
Just Bunny 5,695 11
02/05/2004 01:13 AM

Exactly where they should be.

 

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Princess Waffle of Kittens 24,428 11
02/05/2004 01:15 AM

Is this a trick question?



*Plays hide and go seek*

 

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MissBehave 3,853 11
02/05/2004 02:43 AM

<action> trades Kit Kat for butterfinger



 

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Declan McManus: Master....Baker 131,867 36
02/05/2004 02:45 AM

You were sayin' ?