salvage McBitch Bitch 28,986 12
03/02/2003 07:12 PM

Better pic for better cap con.

salvage McBitch Bitch 28,986 12
03/02/2003 07:17 PM

The last thing Mr Devito remembered was getting in the cab with Robert Downey Jr. and Courtney Love. The rest of the evening was a blur but the handcuffs were real.

salvage McBitch Bitch 28,986 12
03/02/2003 07:19 PM

Khalid Shaikh Mohammed's jihad against showering and hygine would continue, even in prison.

salvage McBitch Bitch 28,986 12
03/02/2003 07:21 PM

He joined Al Qead in revenge for all the times the kids had called him "Chewbacca" and "carpet back"

salvage McBitch Bitch 28,986 12
03/02/2003 07:22 PM

Khalid had a case of the dreaded "turban head" and wished they would let him at least mousse.

salvage McBitch Bitch 28,986 12
03/02/2003 07:25 PM

The Epaulettes "number one fan".

Adrian Von Buttcrack 13,341 13
03/02/2003 07:28 PM

Marilyn-2025.

Mr. Gardenback 8,660 11
03/02/2003 07:51 PM

Attack of the Fat Hideous Evil Frank Zappa from Another Dimension.

red the opinionated 600 16
03/02/2003 08:01 PM

...and as Trixxie woke up, the night before began to peice itself togther.

salvage McBitch Bitch 28,986 12
03/02/2003 08:19 PM

Ron Jeremy on the set of his laterst movie "Operation Endurening Hard-on."

Therlin 12,200 13
03/02/2003 08:40 PM

Pear girl, she's a pearl girl.

Mr.Glass 25,340 11
03/02/2003 08:57 PM

The 5th, and ultimately unpopular Spice Girl.

BunnyL 5,695 11
03/02/2003 09:26 PM

Time to make the donuts...

Orbit 14,139 11
03/02/2003 11:36 PM

Khalid complaines that his apperance is hindering his chances of getting a job at a kindergarten.



"Decadent," spat Khalid as he finally climbes his way out of the QTA "dungeon"

Orbit 14,139 11
03/02/2003 11:38 PM

The famed Gillette Mark 3, which has been knowen to fight its way through the most infamous bushes, finally meets its match.





Manny Feaver, 2020.

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
03/03/2003 11:12 AM

<insert gabber here>



20<random two-digit number>

SheCabbage 5,200 13
03/03/2003 11:33 AM

That's one hairy criminal mastermind.

Mythology: The miz-speling Legeng 4,891 11
03/03/2003 11:51 AM

This is what a semi shaved sasquash looks like in the desert

Mythology: The miz-speling Legeng 4,891 11
03/03/2003 11:52 AM

"Would be ok with you if I at least brush my teeth before the picture?"

Noobie McNoobster 1,800 12
03/03/2003 02:58 PM

It looks like a T-shirt throwing up.

Stinky 7,952 12
03/03/2003 03:21 PM

"Ahh, man...I drank way too much last night. I feel like I crashed into a building or something."

Sleestack 30,342 13
03/03/2003 05:49 PM

"Ladies and Gentleman... JOE ColeridgeER!"

Feeble, Iraqi Weapons Inspector #27 32,400 15
03/03/2003 06:37 PM

The CIA operation to capture this man was code named "Ugly Camel Humper".

salvage McBitch Bitch 28,986 12
03/03/2003 06:38 PM

Next week on NYPD Blue:



Detective Andy Sipowicz is framed for a murder he did not commit just in time for Justine Timberlake joins the cast.

Feeble, Iraqi Weapons Inspector #27 32,400 15
03/03/2003 09:15 PM

"Shortly before his arrest, Khalid was showing a hooker what he could do with his "Axis of Evil"".

BunnyL 5,695 11
03/04/2003 01:57 AM

"Joey Butafucco thought he had finally found a place where he could hide from the media."

Mr.Glass 25,340 11
03/04/2003 02:08 AM

"Wha...what? America's funniest home videos? But...I just killed my family..."

salvage: Nuttbutter's Pimp 28,986 12
03/04/2003 01:57 PM

A few more clickies and this will be the first thread of mine that has achieved full pee tube status!



And only 3,000 New Yorkers had to die for it.

Adrian Von Buttcrack 13,341 13
03/04/2003 03:26 PM

All in all, not a bad deal.

TimmyB 42 10
03/04/2003 05:47 PM

Once the mix up had been corrected, Khalid was declared innocent and went back to his real job, Romanian Landlord.



(sorry for submitting this twice, but noone could vote on my last one)

Trae - Pixel Perfect! 156,785 17
03/04/2003 05:48 PM

<action> cringes at the thought of the n00b beating yet to come.

BunnyL 5,695 11
03/04/2003 08:10 PM

And no one will vote on that one.

dj_ad2000 73 10
03/04/2003 08:13 PM

Khalid Foley - motivational speaker

AmyPoo , bitch goddess 2,710 12
03/04/2003 08:14 PM

Ron Jeremy on the set of his laterst movie "Operation Endurening Hard-on."



damn you salvage. i've been thinking he looks like a pakistani ron jeremy.

salvage McBitch Bitch 28,986 12
03/04/2003 08:24 PM

Actually I stole it from El Volante's crazy donkey. He is quite the porn enthusiast, he's not just crazy, he's horny.

Mr.Glass 25,340 11
03/04/2003 08:59 PM

"Yeah I had sex with a bagel, and I'd do it again if it weren't for you meddling kids!"

Mr. Gardenback 8,660 11
03/04/2003 09:50 PM

...And Khalid made $12,000 at the sperm bank that day.

TimmyB 42 10
03/05/2003 03:34 AM

Hey BunnyL i Think most of the stuff you write is Shakespeare too, but you dont see me going around critisizing so why dont you shut your Coleridge holster?

TimmyB 42 10
03/05/2003 03:35 AM

in case you didnt know, those nouns werent the ones i chose but were put in for me

Chickens 286,208 61
03/05/2003 05:37 AM

"I think I'll wear my deep shag sweater-vest today."

Spicey McHaggis 117,695 36
03/05/2003 08:14 AM

"in case you didnt know, those nouns werent the ones i chose but were put in for me



What? Are you saying that GAB practices censorship? I'm shocked! Shocked, I say! What a bunch of Frost-ing Shakespeare!

Spicey McHaggis 117,695 36
03/05/2003 08:17 AM

Hey, I wonder if the Swear-bot works in reverse.



Frost.



Nope, I guess not.

If at First You Don't Succeed, Trae, Trae Again 156,785 17
03/05/2003 08:29 AM

hehe "Coleridge holster"



*click*

AmyPoo , home on the range 2,710 12
03/05/2003 05:12 PM

cc26

[dPn7zW5fvjwjsPjgwgEOsg]



terry10

[dPn7zW5fvjwjsPjgwgEOsg]



cookie

[dPn7zW5fvjwjsPjgwgEOsg]



kc

[dPn7zW5fvjwjsPjgwgEOsg]





i'm just wondering what the point of the different names is.

Sleestack 30,342 13
03/05/2003 05:15 PM

Now isn't that interesting... I come up with a completely different set of encrypted IPs...





(tilts over bust of Linus TorvaldShakespeares button)



Quick, Pal Penguin! To the Crypto Cave!

AmyPoo , home on the range 2,710 12
03/05/2003 05:16 PM

i've noticed that before. funny id'nit?

BunnyL 5,695 11
03/05/2003 05:51 PM

Hey BunnyL i Think most of the stuff you write is manure too, but you dont see me going around critisizing so why dont you shut your rooster holster?



Oh Dear Timmy,

One needs to toughen one's skin if they are to last in these rough waters. Trust me, I speak from experience. Also, criticizing (the proper spelling) is all part of the fun!

So, criticize away!

Boots at the Boar 2,305 11
03/05/2003 08:14 PM

Fock Peter North, that skinny ass bastard. I can lick pu$$y like it ain't that mofo's business. You know what I'm sayin'. And my dick's bigger. I ain't sh!ttin' you. Check that out. Somebody get me ruler. That is the biggest dick this side of Cal State, or I'll suck Peter's peter. Hey, pass that flat spliff this way mother-focker.

Chickens 286,208 61
03/05/2003 09:16 PM

Rooster Holster = Funny

BunnyL 5,695 11
03/05/2003 10:05 PM

Yeah.

I even clicked it.

Heh.

Noobie McNoobster 1,800 12
03/06/2003 10:13 AM

* Sung to the tune of Bob Seger's "Shakedown" *





Shaikh down

Break down

Take down



Everybody wants into the crowded light



Break down

Take down

You're busted.

Let down your guard

Honey



Just about the time you think that it's all right



Shaikh down

Take down

You're busted.

Mr. Gardenback 8,660 11
03/06/2003 10:47 PM

Wow, the quality of comedy really soars when these things are posted on the main page. God bless you, unregistered users, God bless you all!

biggi 32 10
03/07/2003 02:29 AM

Extra! Extra! Bigfoot Caught

biggi 32 10
03/07/2003 02:33 AM

Dad?

biggi 32 10
03/07/2003 02:34 AM

The next american idol

FreakOnIce 399 10
03/07/2003 07:48 PM

John Belushi has finally come forth to say that he faked his death all those years ago.

Leto 97 10
03/07/2003 10:48 PM

They had beaten Chef Boyardee to a pulp, but hell if he was going to fork over his secret ravioli recipe.

biggi 32 10
03/07/2003 11:58 PM

The latest victim of the Central Park rapist

Orbit 14,139 11
03/08/2003 05:07 AM

Those lan parties can get pretty hard core.

Cryptonomaly 490 11
03/09/2003 06:40 PM

Orangutans - our furry cousins.

Feeble, Iraqi Weapons Inspector #27 32,400 15
03/09/2003 07:17 PM

"Due to limited budget, this is the best they could come up with for the Pakistani version of "Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire?"".



And due to the limited budgets of Pakistani women, they still got 257 applicants.

outofsight 4 10
03/10/2003 06:09 PM

No pictures please before I shave my back.

Lloyd's Of London 48,662 14
03/12/2003 12:58 PM

Oh BOY! Cuba here I come!

Chickens 286,208 61
03/12/2003 01:09 PM

Noobs. Please sign in. Thankyuvrymch.

Miss Trixxie(Amateur Physiologist )LeMay 65,021 15
03/12/2003 04:51 PM

For every new Noob that signs in, us old timers get $10.00 and a coupon good for a handjob from the 3rd street hooker of our choice.

salvage of the Elite 28,986 12
03/12/2003 05:02 PM

I like the one who uses <a href='http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0748/index.html '>these</a>.



SALVAGE CUM HARD!

salvage of the Elite 28,986 12
03/12/2003 05:03 PM

Frost

Feeble, Iraqi Weapons Inspector #27 32,400 15
03/12/2003 08:50 PM

"Osama bin Laden is a hero of Islam, and I am only his tiny servant".

Feeble, Iraqi Weapons Inspector #27 32,400 15
03/12/2003 08:51 PM

Which is a true quote. But looking at that pic, if he's the tiny servant, I do not want to imagine what the bloated fat-ass servant looks like.

TinMan 8 10
03/13/2003 02:03 PM

Elian Gonzalez 3 years later.

Mr.Glass 25,340 11
03/14/2003 02:06 AM

"HA HA! I probed THEM!"

Feeble, Iraqi Weapons Inspector #27 32,400 15
03/14/2003 11:18 PM

"After the war, you will let me open a 7-11 in Des Moines, no?"

Chickens 286,208 61
03/17/2003 08:55 AM

You guys who aren't signed in know we don't read anything from people not signed in, right? That is why we were suggesting you sign in.



Post all you want, but don't be surprised if no one responds, cause they aren't reading you.

Dr. Virnomine 79,386 11
03/17/2003 08:57 AM

John has it on the front page, hence all the Frost-ing morons adding not funny posts here.



But then how does one explain me posting here?

Chickens 286,208 61
03/17/2003 09:18 AM

There's a front page?

salvage of the Elite 28,986 12
03/17/2003 09:21 AM

I know! I was startled to see it too, apparently John does other stuff around here...



Of course none of it as funny as we are.

Dr. Virnomine 79,386 11
03/18/2003 12:17 PM

Where's the offical thread killer? Can they visit this thread please?

El Volante 10,315 10
03/18/2003 12:30 PM

Ha, now you've fallen into Virno's trap and written something even whinier and less funny while chastizing him for doing the same thing. The paradox has created something so unfunny that I CAN ACTUALLY HEAR THE HUGE SUCKING SOUND.









Wait... that's your mom on my knob.

Dr. Virnomine 79,386 11
03/18/2003 12:31 PM

First log in so I can negaclick you, moron. Second, where is your hilarious caption? Third, go eat a bowl of Frost, as manny would say.

Dr. Virnomine 79,386 11
03/18/2003 12:35 PM

Ha! I go for the insult, Vol backs me up with the 'your mama' burn.



Quick someone make a link!

Dr. Virnomine 79,386 11
03/18/2003 12:52 PM

Is that really trixxie?

Dr. Virnomine 79,386 11
03/18/2003 12:53 PM

Is that really trixxie?

Dr. Virnomine 79,386 11
03/18/2003 01:03 PM

Holy Shakespeare! I learned the bonky time travel!

Miss Trixxie(Amateur Physiologist )LeMay 65,021 15
03/18/2003 01:12 PM

No Trixxie is more like This