Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
03/20/2003 11:15 AM

Ohhhh no you don't!



I'm definitely not clicking that one.

Squeamish 38,986 14
03/20/2003 11:16 AM

It's work safe.

Chickens 286,208 61
03/20/2003 11:17 AM

Worksafe and one hella great idea.

Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
03/20/2003 11:25 AM

Nope...you guys know you're the butter on my bread...(well maybe more like the fuzzy moldy stuff) but that's about as far as it goes.

Sleestack 30,342 13
03/20/2003 11:29 AM

"Heh. Hey, honey, look at this link. What a great idea, huh? That. A great idea. Yes.



Yeah.



What?



Okay okay okay... jeez... forgive me for trying to bring a little levity into... I wasn't trying to... oh, now don't even start with... okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. How many times do I need to say it?



Oh, now don't... Oh, COME ON... Dammit!"

Declan McManus dances again on broken glass 131,867 36
03/20/2003 12:53 PM

<action> Starts broiling steaks





Who`s up for lunch?



Chickens?



Feeble?



Trixxie?



Trumpet?



Microcube?



Yes, even you, Maynard.

Chickens 286,208 61
03/20/2003 01:37 PM

Can I get mine drive through?

Stinky 7,952 12
03/20/2003 01:39 PM

This is a much better idea then the Yogurt and Papsmear Day I celebrate with my girlfriend.

If at First You Don't Succeed, Trae, Trae Again 156,785 17
03/20/2003 01:41 PM

Actually this holiday has already passed. It was 3/14.



I know things.

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
03/20/2003 01:42 PM

My uncle used to use the phrase "that's right up there with steaks and blowjobs."



I come from a very classy family.



*belch*

Maynard The Bagger 3,203 10
03/20/2003 01:43 PM

My uncle used to use the phrase "that's right up there with steaks and blowjobs."



I bet he was talking about Ginger-ale enemas.

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
03/20/2003 02:07 PM

that reminds me of the song



raindrops on roses

and whiskers on kittens

free steaks and blowjobs

and ginger ale enemas

Callie Mollari 14,455 13
03/20/2003 02:11 PM

Trae's right:

You guys already missed your chance.



March 14th is Steak and BJ day

Plain Ole Lila 78,550 13
03/20/2003 02:12 PM

I told Maynard he had missed his chance! Ha! I got out of Steak and BJ day without even knowing!

Maynard The Bagger 3,203 10
03/20/2003 02:19 PM

In reality, Steak and BJ day is every day.

salvage of the Elite 28,986 12
03/20/2003 02:19 PM

By reality he means in his mind when he's locked in the bathroom.

red the opinionated(joining sal in the elite) 600 16
03/20/2003 05:03 PM

Actual Conversation:





*Italian Boy steps out of shower, red walks into bathroom*



"Happy Steak and BJ day, honey bear!"



"What? Steak and WHAT??"



"Steak and blow job!"



"WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! How in the HELL did you hear about this... or did you just make it up because you want money from me?"



"I read about it on Gab."



"Oh GOD. Honey, no offense, but they're all weirdos. I really wish you'd get doing that e-chat gab zug thing. Their geekieness is rubbing off on you...... but let's talk more about this BJ day...."



"Well, it's supposed to be the male form of valentines day, you know, to make up for all that you guys do for us."



"Sweet! So...uhhh....I got the steak covered if you got the other!"



(He got a new grill from his mum & dad for his b-day last week)



"No, but I'll tell you what, I'll get as much for you today as you got for me on valentines day! SOund like a deal?"



"Okay........what did I get you for Valentine's?"



"Nothing. YOu forgot untill the next day, then you still got me nothing."



".........."



"I win."

Dr. Virnomine 79,386 11
03/20/2003 05:06 PM

Well give him a hamburger and a handjob tomorrow then.

Declan McManus dances again on broken glass 131,867 36
03/20/2003 05:06 PM

you r00l, red, you simply r00l.

SheCabbage 5,200 13
03/20/2003 05:19 PM

I think it would be more appropriate to present him with a big bottle of lotion with a sprightly red bow tied on it.

Feeble, Annoyer of Gabbers 32,400 15
03/20/2003 06:18 PM

Or remove several lower ribs so he can blow himself.



I had that done in 1995, it's saved a lot of money on hookers.