Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
04/09/2003 05:00 PM

You're like Jean Teasdale with a harness and a ballgag.





I recently tried a little of the s/m stuff for the first time. It was kinda hot, but not my thing.

Alpha Maelstrom (click name for disclaimer) 5,097 15
04/09/2003 05:07 PM

I could dump all kinds a pointless info into this thread about the various BDSM subcultures, but howsabout I just tell you all declan has an auto-erotic fear fixation instead?

Bonky 75,728 15
04/09/2003 05:10 PM

I'm going to fix the automatic freeze-dryer on my MDB'S.

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
04/09/2003 05:11 PM

This guy wanted the crap beat out of him. It was bizarre.

Mr. Gardenback 8,660 11
04/09/2003 05:17 PM

Perhaps he was actually being chased by Dirty Harry.

Chickens 286,321 61
04/09/2003 05:50 PM

I would enjoy beating the hell out of someone, but I don't think I would get a boner from it.

Therlin 12,200 13
04/09/2003 05:53 PM

My man asked for the reasoning and logic behind wearing a harness. I actually had no answer for him other than "for looks?"

salvage of the Elite 28,986 12
04/09/2003 05:55 PM

Brilliant! I know this gay comedian who would kill for this bit.















Okay it's me.

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
04/09/2003 05:56 PM

silly salvage...











you aren't a comedian

salvage of the Elite 28,986 12
04/09/2003 05:57 PM

Shut up! I am too!



Amature and not a very good one.



Haven't been on stage in three months.



And uh... shut up!

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
04/09/2003 05:59 PM

I'll see your "shut up" and raise you an "eat me"

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
04/09/2003 06:01 PM

So Declan, what kind of deviant practices are we looking into? bdsm? ws? cbt? tt? pnp?

You may remember me from such films as ZUG 4,643 11
04/09/2003 06:03 PM

TNT? B'n'B?



Salvage, if you pay the airfare, I will give you the priviledge of performing at my 18th.



And also doing some comedy.

salvage of the Elite 28,986 12
04/09/2003 06:07 PM

Careful what you wish for, I've got mates in Wolverhampton and may pop in sometime.

You may remember me from such films as ZUG 4,643 11
04/09/2003 06:11 PM

Don't get my hopes up, dear Salvage.

Feeble, Iraqi Weapons Inspector #27 32,400 15
04/09/2003 06:16 PM

Well, Declan, you may not have found another bear, but it appears you've found yourself a tiger.



Now for a Leo - oh my!

Adrian Von Buttcrack 13,341 13
04/09/2003 10:02 PM

So Declan, what kind of deviant practices are we looking into? bdsm? ws? cbt? tt? pnp?



Did you forget NKOTB and BSB?

Declan McManus, Chickens's PR staffer 131,869 36
04/09/2003 10:40 PM

Mavis.. you`ll just have to send me an email to get my hanky code colours.

Alpha Maelstrom (click name for disclaimer) 5,097 15
04/10/2003 05:12 AM

bdsm, and ws, I got, and although I was suprised by the lack of TPE, I was someone stumped on CBT, TT, and PNP.

red eats pop rocks and coke!!! 600 16
04/10/2003 05:54 AM

poop 'n pee?

The Supreme Empress Trixxie Moon LeMay 65,021 15
04/10/2003 10:07 AM

I was with this guy who was a very experience "Master" and he treated me to a light S&M session as his Slave, no beating or hitting, just sublime subbmission to his domination. It is up there with the best sex I have ever had. Of course it helped that he had a HUGE Coleridge and Frosted Like a MiNk.

Chickens 286,321 61
04/10/2003 10:17 AM

How does a mink Frost? Is it anything like a goat?



























Forget I said that.

The Supreme Empress Trixxie Moon LeMay 65,021 15
04/10/2003 10:32 AM

Chickens, Mink are technically Livestock, So I think Kentucky Law alows you to find out for yourself.

Chickens 286,321 61
04/10/2003 10:34 AM

*considers driving to Kentucky*



I DID NOT!



*you did too*



SHUT UP!

Declan McManus, Chickens's PR staffer 131,869 36
04/10/2003 11:14 AM

If you can`t figure out, or find out CBT, or TT, I`ll tell you, but only after lunch.



(big hint... ``T is for torture``)

Therlin 12,200 13
04/10/2003 11:49 AM

I thought that us gays were under a Non Disclosure Agreement when it came to our secret language.



I called up the hotline this morning and they explained pnp to me.

salvage of the Elite 28,986 12
04/10/2003 11:51 AM

plug and play?

The Supreme Empress Trixxie Moon LeMay 65,021 15
04/10/2003 11:51 AM

Words, like S&M that have already made it into the straight lexicon, are grandfathered in under the new gay rules and regulations so it's okay to use them with breeders.

red eats pop rocks and coke!!! 600 16
04/10/2003 12:10 PM

If S&M started in the gay world, wouldn't that make all those hetero Masters and subs somewhat related to such? And if so, then take it one step closer....how about all those DARING couples who tried spanking each other that one time in the dark with the blinds shut?



Hehehe....if so, then that kinda supports the theory that a gay man could take a hetero man into a room with a bottle of vodka and leave with just a smile.



*mails Italian Boy to Trixxie*

The Supreme Empress Trixxie Moon LeMay 65,021 15
04/10/2003 12:29 PM

I've got an Italian Man, Baby!!!



<action> Mails BOY back.

red eats pop rocks and coke!!! 600 16
04/10/2003 12:46 PM

Damnit.



Any guys want a slighty used Italian Boy? He's 5'6, 6.5 inches long, average build, virtually hairless, looks like Johnny Depp back in 21 Jump Street! And he's "straight" but he REEEEAAAALLLY likes his "prostrate to be rubbed with certain vibratory or otherwise smooth objects". But he doesn't "like to be Frosted". Apparently there is a big diff. He says if he "liked to be Frosted" that would make him gay. The former maintains his heterosexuality.



*ahem*

The Supreme Empress Trixxie Moon LeMay 65,021 15
04/10/2003 12:56 PM

If nakid women turn you on more than nakid men, you are straight. Prostate stimulation feels good if you are gay or straight.

red eats pop rocks and coke!!! 600 16
04/10/2003 01:00 PM

Here's the thing with Italian Boy.....



*I don't know which one turns him on more*



There is gay porn on my computer and he SWEARS he didn't put it on here, he SWEARS it must have been me, or our bi roomate. I know it wasn't HIM, because he showed me HIS porn in HIS porn folder. So, was it the cat? Maybe kitty likes the dick.

The Supreme Empress Trixxie Moon LeMay 65,021 15
04/10/2003 01:07 PM

Sounds, like a bi in denial. Tell him it's okay to be bi, and if your not into that, that he needs to find a girl that doesn't care, there are alot of them out there.

red eats pop rocks and coke!!! 600 16
04/10/2003 01:10 PM

Beleive you me. I am the most OPEN MINDED person sexually. But I.B. doesn't seem to grasp that he can tell me these things. He's in deep deep deep deep deep denial about who he is and what he likes. Big shame, really. Bringing a guy over could be damned interesting......

malatesta 0 10
04/10/2003 07:42 PM

You slay me, Declan.

Declan McManus, Chickens's PR staffer 131,869 36
04/10/2003 11:39 PM

<action> picks up 10`` Wusthof chef`s knife.







That can be arranged.

Alpha Maelstrom (click name for disclaimer) 5,097 15
04/11/2003 04:26 AM

TT I get then, though I really never considered it a fettish worthy of it's own title.



For the record, sal, we're talking about people, not realdolls.

red eats pop rocks and coke!!! 600 16
04/11/2003 12:56 PM

You know what? Screw the whole "S&M" "B&D" "D&S" thing.



It's all the same now. Everybody just does what they like.



Just like the damn queers! Do you know what they're doing to our SOIL??????? Example - look at the soil surrounding any city with a large queer population. Can't grow anything on it, can't build on it, it's useless! All because of the queers!!!

Feeble, Iraqi Weapons Inspector #27 32,400 15
04/11/2003 12:59 PM

Developers are queers?



I guess that's how Trixxie met HRBSICWH.

Squeamish 38,986 14
04/11/2003 01:04 PM

You know what stu...err...red? I like you. You're not like the other people here in the trailer park.

red eats pop rocks and coke!!! 600 16
04/11/2003 01:06 PM

That reminds me Squeam.



I don't think I'll be able to pet-sit your burrow owl next month. Me an the missus are just a little concerned about him getting loose and flying up into the chestnut tree.

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
04/11/2003 01:06 PM

I've seen some pretty screwed up TT pictures - I think there are now enough devices to constitute its own fetish.

Squeamish 38,986 14
04/11/2003 01:08 PM

Does the first T stand for a guy's berries or a girl's dirty pillows?

Declan McManus, Chickens's PR staffer 131,869 36
04/11/2003 01:45 PM

Squeams..if by ``dirty pillows,`` you mean what we used to call ``Yeats`` in these here parts, yeah.

Declan McManus, Chickens's PR staffer 131,869 36
04/11/2003 01:47 PM

oh, and RimPig, honey, you haven`t seen LJ`s claw marks on my legs and thighs.



Why, yes, I`d like another!

stackofflapjacks 1 9
02/05/2005 02:39 AM

Just wondering if you guys all knew that there is a breed of cats that do have thumbs, I think Norman Rockwell cats or something like that, I have seen one , just not sure of the breed name, its kinda scary looking.

larkknot 3,359 10
02/05/2005 03:15 AM

I can't believe that no one has managed to write out Coleridge & ball torture yet... it's only been 2 years since the article was published!

Chickens with tinsel and lights 286,321 61
12/14/2010 02:40 PM

The best thing about reading old threads like this is when you come across your own stuff, don't realize it's yours or recognize your own writing. I've even thought it funny but only when I went to click it and was blocked realized it was mine.

Declan McManus as Aaron Altman 131,869 36
12/14/2010 10:48 PM

I could really, really hug Chackens for bumping this thread.


I'm sure the thought of me hugging him would terrify him more than the thought of me beating him.