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Have you considered surrendering?
I know you've been reading John's Journal and hoping that the wave of opposition to the war will sweep over American and compell the Evil Shrub to call off the 3rd Infantry.
Allow me to disillusion you. So long as the orders are legal, the US military will do what the President tells them to do, even if 99.99% of the American public is demonstrating against it.
And Congress voted Evil Shrub the power to use force in Iraq. And there are no take-backs.Congress is not allowed to say "We didn't mean it! We didn't mean it!". If they could, I'm certain there's a lot of votes they'd like to have back, like when they voted April 1980 "Saddam Hussien is a swell fellow" month.
So, let's face it. You are going to lose this war. You have about as much chance of beating the American army as South Dakota State Women's College has of beating Nebraska in football - I think Nebraska is opening their season against the Fighting Schoolmarms this season, and they are favored by 217 points in Vegas.
What you need to think about is how you'll look in the history books. I'm not talking about a fashion makeover, although a new haircut and losing the mustache might help you in court.
Do you want to go down in history as a sore loser who let a few myriads of his subjects die just so he could try to kill a few dozen of his enemies? Or do you want to be remembered as someone who fought for his country, and then surrendered to spare it?
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salvage of the Elite 28,986  12
04/07/2003 10:09 AM
Yes but you forget MechaSaddam.
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Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
04/07/2003 11:38 AM
I think George and Saddam should settle this war with a no-holds-barred Pay-Per-View event. Satan could do a run-in with a lead pipe or something. Dubya would use his finishing move, the confusicator and knock Saddam silly. It'd be a pretty highly rated event.
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Bonky 75,728 15
04/07/2003 04:29 PM
Dear Saddam,
My mom said that you love her famous Spinach/Artichoke Tortilla Soup. Would you like the recipe?
Your pal,
Bonky
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Feeble, Iraqi Weapons Inspector #27 32,400 15
04/07/2003 05:12 PM
Oh, and I forgot to mention:
Use a nice satellite phone - one of those models that broadcasts its location - and call me on 911 MHz.
I promise that I'll be the only one listening. Honest.
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Bullwinkle J. Moose 14,139 11
10/26/2003 04:28 AM
I guess he didn't take your advice.
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Teh Baby Jebus (Just Hangin' Around) 19,242 12
10/26/2003 09:25 AM
Nobody takes Feeble's advice. He's too old.
I mean, he's older than Dad.
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