Stringy McNoodles 4,643 11
04/28/2003 01:15 PM

Oh my god! You rammed the pee bar!

The Supreme Empress Trixxie Moon LeMay 65,021 15
04/28/2003 01:17 PM

Pee Bar, Pee Bar, I rammed the Pee Bar, I'm not sure what ramming the Pee Bar is, but is sounds ever so gay.

Trae: 30% Humor 86% Breasts 156,785 17
04/28/2003 01:26 PM

Just answered it, sweetums.

Chickens 286,321 61
04/28/2003 01:49 PM

Trix, main screen, your subject reaches out and grabs the pee bar. Fitting.

The Supreme Empress Trixxie Moon LeMay 65,021 15
04/28/2003 03:03 PM

This Thread NEEDS More Pee so we can highlight the EEESSSS. So everybody, quick come into my Thread and Pee.

Feeble, Annoyer of Gabbers 32,400 15
04/28/2003 03:05 PM

I'm doing my postbearish best to piss all over this thread!

Trae: 30% Humor 86% Breasts 156,785 17
04/28/2003 03:07 PM

I had three diet cokes at lunch so I really gotta go.

Adrian, High Priest of the Lord Lucifer. 13,341 13
04/28/2003 03:08 PM

Ramming as opposed to rimming the pee bar?

Vlad the Impaler 19,599 12
04/28/2003 03:13 PM

Vlad thinks Adrians trying to sound sick and wrong, but still makes no sense.



It's a Vlad-bite-Vlad world out there, you gotta look out for #2!

The Supreme Empress Trixxie Moon LeMay 65,021 15
04/28/2003 03:14 PM

Oh, I have nevah enjoyed a Golden Shower this much.

Trae: 30% Humor 86% Breasts 156,785 17
04/28/2003 03:17 PM

It burns! It burns!

Adrian, High Priest of the Lord Lucifer. 13,341 13
04/28/2003 03:22 PM

<action>Whips out the meat hose and takes a piss on Vlad's shoes.</action>



Trixxe, there's piss stains on your thread.

Chickens 286,321 61
04/28/2003 03:22 PM

Asparigus?

Feeble, Annoyer of Gabbers 32,400 15
04/28/2003 03:27 PM

Chickens, you ought to know that asparagus pee is greenish.



*Breaks open a case of cheap beer, starts passing the piss starter around*

Adrian, High Priest of the Lord Lucifer. 13,341 13
04/28/2003 03:30 PM

I figured you of all people would be incontinent enough with drinking cheap beer.

Virnomine the Haberdasher 79,386 11
04/28/2003 03:30 PM

<action>comes on the thread then pees</action>Oh, you said come into your thread, sorry, my aim isn't that good.

Chickens 286,321 61
04/28/2003 03:33 PM

The pee over the tread title has a really 3d effect. Makes my eyes hurt to look at it.

Trae: 30% Humor 86% Breasts 156,785 17
04/28/2003 03:37 PM

Your eyes??



Dude, I'm the one everyone is peeing on.

Feeble, Annoyer of Gabbers 32,400 15
04/28/2003 03:39 PM

Yes, but you can just close your eyes and pretend it's cum and they're paying customers.

Chickens 286,321 61
04/28/2003 03:41 PM

They're sympathy burns.

Declan McManus, and only Declan McManus 131,869 36
04/28/2003 03:41 PM

You so sure about that, Trae?



Trixxie!!! Sword Fight!













Dammit, why does everyone stil think postbear?













I`ve done it too!

The Supreme Empress Trixxie Moon LeMay 65,021 15
04/28/2003 03:42 PM

This Thread smells bad.

Stringy McNoodles 4,643 11
04/28/2003 03:45 PM

You people are BAD! I can tell you're just here for the free pee!





*grabs a straw and helps herself to the free pee*

Feeble, Annoyer of Gabbers 32,400 15
04/28/2003 03:53 PM

This pee is NOT free.



Thousands of beer molecules died to bring you this thread!

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
04/28/2003 04:16 PM

There. I've peed on all of you. You may return the favor if you feel the need.

salvage the Red 28,986 12
04/28/2003 04:19 PM

You're all whores and Republicans.

Chickens 286,321 61
04/28/2003 04:31 PM

you rang?

Trae: 30% Humor 86% Breasts 156,785 17
04/28/2003 04:41 PM

yes???

The Supreme Empress Trixxie Moon LeMay 65,021 15
04/28/2003 04:48 PM

Tiny bit of white in tube left , don't let me down, come on guys, I want to see internal bleeding.

The Supreme Empress Trixxie Moon LeMay 65,021 15
04/28/2003 04:51 PM

Woo Hoo, now see if you can suck it all out.

Trae: 30% Humor 86% Breasts 156,785 17
04/28/2003 04:52 PM

I draw the line at felching.

Stringy McNoodles 4,643 11
04/28/2003 04:52 PM

I don't like the taste of pee, I'll be doing no supping.

Chi-Chi Fellipe 161,353 14
04/28/2003 04:54 PM

Sometimes I pee so much my kidney's feel achey after I'm done. Is that normal?

Tone Deaf Hippie 11,939 13
04/28/2003 05:12 PM

I like to touch myself in the bathing suit area.

Vlad the Impaler 19,599 12
04/28/2003 05:34 PM

*obligitory post hoping to garner clickies*

Stringy McNoodles 4,643 11
04/28/2003 05:36 PM

I had to click, it's the sad green face that did it.

Neepneep, having trouble with her taorluaths 35,066 15
04/28/2003 05:43 PM

I like Bananas

Declan McManus, and only Declan McManus 131,869 36
04/28/2003 06:01 PM

whores and republicans



yep, and whoring is far more respectable.

Vlad the Impaler 19,599 12
04/28/2003 06:42 PM

*poos on Declan's shoe*

Pants 14,252 17
04/28/2003 08:31 PM

*microwaves Declan's shoes





Declan your meat loaf is done.

Declan McManus, and only Declan McManus 131,869 36
04/28/2003 10:50 PM

No. I do not microwave meat loaf. Not at all.

Feeble, Annoyer of Gabbers 32,400 15
04/28/2003 11:46 PM

Microwaved meatloaf is so poor white trash not even I'll do it.

Trae: 30% Humor 86% Breasts 156,785 17
04/28/2003 11:47 PM

Why did someone sip my pee?



How mean. I think I'll just cry and cry.

Feeble, Annoyer of Gabbers 32,400 15
04/28/2003 11:56 PM

Ah, darlin', don't cry. I put it back. But I do expect to be rewarded.



Instead of the check being in the mail, I want the male to be in the chick!

Feeble, Annoyer of Gabbers 32,400 15
04/28/2003 11:56 PM

And yes, I do mean that I want to molest barnyard fowl.

Feeble, Annoyer of Gabbers 32,400 15
04/28/2003 11:57 PM

Also, I'd like to say that using a Mozilla browser the pee tube does not overlap the title, but it does happen on both Netscape and IE.



So, the bargain brand browser is better!

Vlad the Impaler 19,599 12
04/28/2003 11:58 PM

Thank you feeble for returning Vlad's clickie too!



*hugs feeble*



Is that a cross in your pocket, or are you just unhappy to see Vlad?

Feeble, Annoyer of Gabbers 32,400 15
04/29/2003 12:17 AM

It's not a cross. It's a steak.



A 32 ounce Porterhouse, to be precise.



Anyway, my work here is finished, this thread is the maximum funny for the month of April.



Which is friggin' sad, in a way.

Stringy McNoodles 4,643 11
04/29/2003 01:19 PM

I feel so dirty, who am I trying to kid, I only posted in this thread before to get clickies. But this time, I DON'T WANT ANY! If you click me, I'll be forced to remove my clothes in protest.

salvage your God for this evening 28,986 12
04/29/2003 01:19 PM

It's these give away threads that are ruining Gab.

The Supreme Empress Trixxie Moon LeMay 65,021 15
04/29/2003 01:20 PM

No it's not sad, nor does it wear boyish loafers. The title is grabbing the PEE TUBE!!!

Admiral Feeble 32,400 15
04/29/2003 01:57 PM

I am tempted to go on a negaclick rampage, except I've only given out 2 in my whole life and would hate to spoil my stats.