jellytot 3,504 11
05/29/2003 05:46 AM

I always click these, go urgh and then feel ill for the rest of the day.

Frogpop 173,148 25
05/29/2003 06:07 AM

oh man.



My first instinct was to forward that link to some friends of mine, but then I remembered that they were friends of mine..

The Monkey! 23,705 11
05/29/2003 11:23 AM

<action>throwing yogurt away</action>



UGH!

Van Morrison 11,939 13
05/29/2003 12:06 PM

Okay I wasn't expecting that.

Van Morrison 11,939 13
05/29/2003 12:07 PM

Shakespeare for brains

BertieWooster 73 10
05/29/2003 03:31 PM

That was some sort of noob initiation, wasn't it?b

Trae, Mistress of the Webinet 156,785 17
05/29/2003 04:11 PM

Old news..seen it.

Virnomine the Xenophobe 79,386 11
05/29/2003 04:13 PM

thanks, didn't want to be the first to say that picture has already been posted about 50 times. The only advantage is it can be disguised better than goatse.

AmyPoo tips a 40 for her homie 2,710 12
05/29/2003 04:29 PM

i figured it had been posted already, but since i missed it, other people probably did too.



it's like a car wreck. you don't want to look, but you can't help it.

Virnomine the Xenophobe 79,386 11
05/29/2003 04:30 PM

I think we should make this the Zug front page capcon thread...

Jacobpants 13,437 11
05/29/2003 06:14 PM

What a day to wear ugly socks.

Virnomine the Xenophobe 79,386 11
05/29/2003 06:48 PM

god dammit, that's actually funny and I might have to click that...someone stop me!

Jacobpants 13,437 11
05/29/2003 06:52 PM

why would you want to be stopped?

Virnomine the Xenophobe 79,386 11
05/29/2003 06:54 PM

if you start getting clicks you might become encouraged to stay, you might think we're starting to accept and like you. Can't have that.

Jacobpants 13,437 11
05/29/2003 06:56 PM

awww come on. You know you like me.

Livewire, the Canadian Information Minister 78,229 13
05/29/2003 08:33 PM

Goatse Jr., Pro Wrestler.

Happy JP thinkin 'bout teh boyz 13,437 11
11/03/2003 09:16 AM

I bought socks taht look just like that this weekend, and I've got them on now. They're not ugly at all!

CookieMonsterPants 13,437 11
11/03/2003 11:01 PM

I know everyone wants to read about my socks, and I want to start a trend with "taht".

Pubah is a FancyPants 56,794 18
11/03/2003 11:04 PM

what 'taht' mean?

Pubah think it mean like PHAT...pretty, hot and tempting.

ringworm 68,315 13
11/03/2003 11:04 PM

whatever, back on topic:



the ugly side of store-brand toilet paper.

Pubah is a FancyPants 56,794 18
11/03/2003 11:07 PM

I usually don't look at toilet paper until AFTER I use it.

Ginny 2,238 9
11/04/2003 01:27 AM

"You've got chocolate on my peanut butter!"

Pubah 56,794 18
11/04/2003 01:30 AM

Thus Reeces Chunky Peanut Butter Cups (now with corn) is born

Livewire 78,229 13
11/04/2003 01:35 AM

Seems everyone's first full pee tube is on a Capcon. Curious that.

Lunchbox, now with lisp! 14,650 10
11/04/2003 01:38 AM

ive never had a full pee tube.



<cries>

Ginny 2,238 9
11/04/2003 01:48 AM

Mine wasn't; it was on referring GAB readers to one of my old usenet posts.



I got so full of pee on that one, that I sent off another of my old posts as an article.



Some day, when the moon is full and wolves bay mornfully at the midnight sky, one may find that article posted here.



...or instead, find it elsewhere online themselves.



Here is another recycling of posts that may be of interest to those of you up all night:



The life and death of Godzilla, the Bearded Dragon.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
11/04/2003 02:24 AM

Actually, this was my first full pee toob, and it's not a capcon...







"...who died in a Tijuana mule Frost-ing accident (which really was't all that sad, as he was an asshat)."





Bwahahahaha....I kill me*....





*that's not a promise

Hammerhead 59,399 14
11/04/2003 02:24 AM

*this*

Ginny 2,238 9
11/04/2003 02:34 AM

Bwahahahaha....I kill me*....





You Frosted a mule to death?

Hammerhead 59,399 14
11/04/2003 02:52 AM

Clickie teh linkie...I had a brain fart and didn't put the link where it was supposed to be...











And no, I did not Frost a mule to death...

Ginny 2,238 9
11/04/2003 02:52 AM

Did you clickie my linkies? didja didja huh huh huh?

Ginny 2,238 9
11/04/2003 02:53 AM

I clickied YOUR linkie, and read it, too!!!

Ginny 2,238 9
11/04/2003 02:53 AM

I'm unloved.

ringworm 68,315 13
11/04/2003 02:58 AM

untrue. demomonkey is just on the day shift.

Ginny 2,238 9
11/04/2003 03:00 AM

Isn't it odd, how Demo and I are never truly seen together?

Hammerhead 59,399 14
11/04/2003 03:04 AM

actually I clicked one of your links, scanned it, and decided it wasn't worth the time to actually devote brain power to it...

Ginny 2,238 9
11/04/2003 03:08 AM

..as in a "Your words scare me" kinda way, or a simple TLDR kinda way? ("too long, didn't read")



I shall sit in the corner and cry at this point.



/clutches DemoMonkey doll for security and cries

Hammerhead 59,399 14
11/04/2003 03:13 AM

no, actually in a "don't give a rusty rats ass at two in the morning" kinda way...

Ginny 2,238 9
11/04/2003 03:19 AM

<action>/squeezes DemoMonkey doll for security, sucks thumb and cries</action>

Hammerhead 59,399 14
11/04/2003 03:20 AM

<action>smurfs Ginny....again...</action>

Ginny 2,238 9
11/04/2003 03:23 AM

<action>still thinks that has somethign to do with being sexually traumatized by small blue people</action>



Bring on the blue midgets!

Miss Weightlifter socks 13,437 11
11/04/2003 09:22 AM

How come no one yells at them for chatting?!?!

Lunchbox, now with lisp! 14,650 10
11/04/2003 10:31 AM

because theyre funnyish, jp. you and pubah work on that and we wont keep yelling at you two to get a room.

Llothar of the Hill People 48,662 14
11/04/2003 11:06 AM

Hey Ginny, I clickied your linkies. The mouse one ruined my breakfast.

Hit-N-Run Pubah 56,794 18
10/11/2006 02:56 PM

Where have you been, Jacky? Pubah miss you.

Bankey 70,843 10
10/11/2006 03:03 PM

You know that ugly socks comment still gets me everytime.

Pram sucks at music, yadda yadda be original 80,705 42
10/11/2006 04:44 PM

Well, at least his butt hole is big enough for his butthole...

Chit 178,742 15
10/11/2006 08:09 PM

Who wouldn't want to marry a gal that has the ability to see right past your prolapsed anus and spot your bad socks before you go out and make a spectacle of yourself...