Hetaera 2,531 11
06/02/2003 10:24 PM

"Quite sucking" is the key phrase in regards to your idea.

The Monkey! 23,705 11
06/02/2003 10:27 PM

Maybe you try offering all the regulars hand jobs since what you are proposing is the gayest thing I have ever heard

Mr. Gardenback 8,660 11
06/02/2003 11:34 PM

Yes, that idea certainly has blatant homosexual overtones. I bet that abstract concept truly enjoys penises.



Jacobpants, much as I like your idea, I think it would take far longer than one n00b free day to bring the old regulars back. A mass exile might work on some of them, however.

Mr. Gardenback 8,660 11
06/02/2003 11:38 PM

Time machines are totally gay.

Phuc 237,915 21
06/02/2003 11:50 PM

Kids these days. No gratitude.

Chili 8,880 12
06/03/2003 09:46 AM

Well, if Jacobpants would take a few weeks off it couldn't hurt, could it?

Virnomine the Xenophobe 79,386 11
06/03/2003 09:52 AM

If jujube is included in that group, I wholeheartedly support this movement.

Trae, Mistress of the Webinet 156,785 17
06/03/2003 10:20 AM

News Flash:



None of the regulars are coming back as long as I'm here.

Virnomine the Xenophobe 79,386 11
06/03/2003 10:22 AM

that's fine with me...I'd rather have trae than nutbutter or scoot anyday.

Trae, Mistress of the Webinet 156,785 17
06/03/2003 10:25 AM

If you really want some of them to come back from the dead, just start spouting mean things. They lurk and are sure to respond.



Here, I'll show you.



SCOOTER BROWN LICKS BLACK EmersonS!

Jacobpants 13,437 11
06/03/2003 10:26 AM

I'll support this idea by being the first to say I'll try to hold back most of my stupid comments, and think before I respond to make my comments funnier.

Jacobpants 13,437 11
06/03/2003 10:27 AM

Oh and by the way Mr. Gardenback, the reason that is is because I enjoy them.

Jacobpants 13,437 11
06/03/2003 12:46 PM

Does anyone have any other ideas?

MonkeyFun 620 10
06/03/2003 12:46 PM

shhhhh.....

Virnomine the Xenophobe 79,386 11
06/03/2003 12:50 PM

yeah, you and jujube can set yourselves on fire and we can throw sticks of dynamite at you.

Jacobpants 13,437 11
06/03/2003 12:51 PM

That sounds like fun.

Mr. Gardenback 8,660 11
06/03/2003 02:45 PM

Oh and by the way Mr. Gardenback, the reason that is is because I enjoy them.



Wait, what do you enjoy? Balloons? Kittens? The feel of a Q-Tip massaging your prostate? I need some more nouns here.

Jacobpants 13,437 11
06/03/2003 02:53 PM

Yes, that idea certainly has blatant homosexual overtones. I bet that abstract concept truly enjoys penises.



When someone writes something, their ideas and beliefs come out in their writing, and also, some things they like such as that.

Jacobpants 13,437 11
06/03/2003 02:54 PM

Well, what I mean is, since im girl, Im supposed to like them, right?

Virnomine the Xenophobe 79,386 11
06/03/2003 02:59 PM

whoa whoa whoa, jacobpants is a girl?



I was sure anything that stupid and annyoing had to have a penis.

Jacobpants 13,437 11
06/03/2003 03:00 PM

Surprisingly, some girls can be annoying, and stupid, but most of them are men.

Jacobpants 13,437 11
06/03/2003 03:01 PM

oh! Ooops. I meant to say that most people who are annoying, and stupid are men.

Virnomine the Xenophobe 79,386 11
06/03/2003 03:02 PM

well I'm sure if you show us your tits we will like you better, unless you are a hideous wildebeast, then you can just keep them to yourself.

Jacobpants 13,437 11
06/03/2003 03:03 PM

Well they're pressed against the screen right now, and Im not a wildebeast. If ya wanna look, go ahead.

Chili 8,880 12
06/03/2003 03:03 PM

This changes everything. Show those boobs, all will be forgiven.

Chili 8,880 12
06/03/2003 03:04 PM

You must be fairly flexable to be able to post while pressing your tits against your screen.

Jacobpants 13,437 11
06/03/2003 03:06 PM

My keyboards right below my moniter, its not that difficult. But I am fairly flexible.

Virnomine the Xenophobe 79,386 11
06/03/2003 03:26 PM

ok, if you're a girl, why jacobpants?

Chili 8,880 12
06/03/2003 03:29 PM

I am very skeptical. Very, very skeptical.

Jacobpants is a girl 13,437 11
06/03/2003 03:30 PM

Thats the name of my beloved dog, Jacob. He was so hairy, he looked as if he had pants on. I got him when I was younger, but I kept the pants as his middle name. Everywhere I need a screen name, its always Jacobpants in his honour. Whenever I woke up from scary dreams at night, he was there. Hes a good boy.

Virnomine the Xenophobe 79,386 11
06/03/2003 03:31 PM

this doesn't mean much, but it's yahoo profile says it's a girl too...it's written just as annoyingly as it writes here too.

Jacobpants is a girl 13,437 11
06/03/2003 03:32 PM

So Im gonna be an "it" until I prove im a girl?

The Monkey! 23,705 11
06/03/2003 03:32 PM

Yes they will not stop till you them your tits

The Monkey! 23,705 11
06/03/2003 03:34 PM

Come on do it for Jacobpants. He would be so proud of you right now

Chili 8,880 12
06/03/2003 03:34 PM

It's not the first time that he/she was referred to as a male - it was never corrected before.



This looks like a prime case of attempted elicit homoerotic titilation. How's that boner status, Virnomine?

Pubah the Thread Killer 56,794 18
06/03/2003 03:35 PM

How are we to know it's not just a Hustler cenerfold?

Virnomine the Xenophobe 79,386 11
06/03/2003 03:36 PM

it's still doing ok...hey wait!



ok, I for one am ready to go out on a limb and believe her.

The Monkey! 23,705 11
06/03/2003 03:37 PM

Cause there will be a dead dog hanging from the ceiling wearing pants behind her.

Chili 8,880 12
06/03/2003 03:38 PM

Yeah, another one of those pesky Hustler centerfolds that like to wander into Gab to post and annoy people. They are like cockroaches - you just can't get rid of them.

Pubah the Thread Killer 56,794 18
06/03/2003 03:47 PM

...whenever I woke up from scary dreams, he was there...



Have you ever considered your pants wearing dog was the reason for your scary dreams?

Jacobpants is a girl 13,437 11
06/03/2003 05:42 PM

I am a girl. I did not say so before because I did not care. And also, I knew people would not believe me, but I am.

Trae, Mistress of the Webinet 156,785 17
06/03/2003 05:47 PM

He was so hairy, he looked as if he had pants on



We talking about your dog or your Dad? I'm confused.

Chili 8,880 12
06/03/2003 06:05 PM

There is one very simple way for you to prove it, Jacobpants.

Pubah the Thread Killer 56,794 18
06/03/2003 06:10 PM

Jacobpants,

Scores of Gabbers are salivating at their monitors, waiting for you to surcumb...give in to their wishes...show your boobies. How bad do you want acceptance?

SheCabbage 5,200 13
06/03/2003 06:14 PM

I never showed my boobies, and I'm pretty sure people believe I'm a girl.

Chili 8,880 12
06/03/2003 06:17 PM

Yeah, but you never came off as an idiot who would fake it, at least not since I've been here. Plus, you know pregancy to well to be faking it.

SheCabbage 5,200 13
06/03/2003 06:24 PM

I just come off as an idiot. A prudish idiot who would never post a picture of my jubblies for InterWeb consumption, nuh uh.

Jacobpants is a girl 13,437 11
06/03/2003 07:32 PM

Thats because you are very funny shecab. Whilst I am totally unfunny. In fact, everytime I try to be funny, it leaves a giant black, comedy hole, in which to stumble and fall in.

Virnomine the Xenophobe 79,386 11
06/03/2003 07:32 PM

idiot? Who said that? I quite like you, I'm glad we have a voice of reason like you around. I know if I was sane this place would have driven me off months ago.

The Monkey! 23,705 11
06/03/2003 07:40 PM

I just come off as an idiot. A prudish idiot who would never post a picture of my jubblies for InterWeb consumption, nuh uh.





Jacobpants...change your name to jubblies that would be perfect

Jacobpants is a girl 13,437 11
06/03/2003 11:14 PM

seriously?

The Monkey! 23,705 11
06/04/2003 12:12 AM

Yes totally! you will be as respected here at gab as I am maybe even more.........

Frogpop 173,148 25
06/04/2003 01:22 AM

*smirk*

Pubah the Thread Killer 56,794 18
06/04/2003 04:51 AM

Reminds me of Superman convincing some dork he can jump from the Empire State Building and fly.



You're a real Prince, Monkey.

Jacobpants 13,437 11
06/04/2003 10:14 AM

Just to recap, Jacobpants is a girl, and will never be liked. Am I right, or do you still not belive me?

Lloyd's Of London 48,662 14
06/04/2003 10:15 AM

I likes gurls!

SheCabbage 5,200 13
06/04/2003 10:16 AM

I'm glad we have a voice of reason like you around.



Aww, how sweet...most people just call me a bitch.



"Voice of reason" has a much nicer ring to it.

Virnomine the Xenophobe 79,386 11
06/04/2003 10:16 AM

I believe you are a girl, I'll take that leap of faith, and I might like you if you stop sucking so much ass, but I know we'll definately like you if you SUYT.

Virnomine the Xenophobe 79,386 11
06/04/2003 10:18 AM

well if you are ever bitchy to me, I just chalk it up to wacky female hormones, in your case pregnancy, with all the others they're probably just pmsing or something.

Jacobpants 13,437 11
06/04/2003 10:19 AM

How do I do that?

Virnomine the Xenophobe 79,386 11
06/04/2003 10:20 AM

take your top off and snap a picture and post it so we can all ogle it and then tell you that you are ruining Gab and not respect you for being such a slut.

Jacobpants 13,437 11
06/04/2003 10:24 AM

As Ive said before, Im very computer illiterate. I dont even think I have one of those cameras thatll do that.











Darn.

Lloyd's Of London 48,662 14
06/04/2003 10:25 AM

Lloyd to the rescue! You can take a picture of your breastseses, mail it to me, I'll scan it and post it for everyone!

Pubah the Thread Killer 56,794 18
06/04/2003 10:38 AM

Maybe she should do an entire portpholio, and you can pick the best one for consumption?



You too, are a Prince

Ms. Trixxie Moon LeMay-Del la Fluentes Esq. 65,021 15
06/04/2003 03:28 PM

Trae, only three of the old regulars left becuase of your huge boobies.

Trae, Mistress of the Webinet 156,785 17
06/04/2003 03:31 PM

I was only half serious.

They aren't huge.

Chili 8,880 12
06/04/2003 03:33 PM

I suspect that those regulars only used the boobies as an excuse anyway. Or they were jealous. Trae's boobies are one of Gab's most appealing features.

dinesh 24,862 16
06/04/2003 06:07 PM

i'm never seen trae's tits. only her dick on an apron.

Trae, Mistress of the Webinet 156,785 17
06/04/2003 06:09 PM

See, now that wasn't supposed to make it on the board Dinesh.



What happens at Gablanta, stays at Gablanta. You broke a cardinal rule and must now be punished accordingly.

Jacobpants 13,437 11
06/04/2003 11:01 PM

I dont think mine could compare to the others who have shown them.

The Monkey! 23,705 11
06/04/2003 11:04 PM

Let us be the judge of that

Jacobpants 13,437 11
06/04/2003 11:25 PM

I dont think you guys quite grasp what Im trying to say, so Ill just say it bluntly: I dont feel comfortable showing my picture on the internet, so I dont care if you guys like me or not, if thats the ONLY way you will like me, but whether or not you like me, I will continue to post, because I like you.





























This is the time where you stand up and applause, and everyone says the pledge of allegiance.

The Monkey! 23,705 11
06/04/2003 11:27 PM

No this is the moment where you are forever deemed as the noobie that wouldnt show her jubblies

Chili 8,880 12
06/05/2003 10:04 AM

As painful as it may be, I agree with Monkey. By failing to SUYT, I think you are spitting on all that Gab stands for.



We all do things that we are uncomfortable with. I'm sure that Shecab will be rather uncomfortable when she squeezes out a baby in a while, but she will do it anyway because the discomfort a part of the process.

Jacobpants 13,437 11
06/05/2003 03:57 PM

I cant think of anything else to say to that besides: Wasnt it her choice to be put in that uncomfortable situation?

SheCabbage 5,200 13
06/05/2003 03:59 PM

I still have never showed my jubblies to GAB.



Nuh uh.



No way.

Virnomine the Effluent 79,386 11
06/05/2003 04:00 PM

jacobpants...you suck at the funny.



If you think we're funny, great, but don't try to add to it, just lurk and laugh.

Chili 8,880 12
06/05/2003 04:07 PM

Sure it was her choice. She chose to go through something uncomfortable because the outcome is positive, for the breeders anyway. Until the sleep stops and the vomit keeps on coming.



Your choice as well.

Lloyd's Of London 48,662 14
06/05/2003 06:24 PM

I just realised something! I'm new here too and nobody has asked to see my boobies! Or even my schlong! And it's Frost-ing massive!

What's wrong with me?

Jacobpants 13,437 11
06/05/2003 07:29 PM

El Volante was here and he didnt even crack a joke about me.

Hetaera 2,531 11
06/06/2003 05:53 AM

Ok, Lloyd's, please send me a full body photo of your boobies and shlong. Thank you.



*bats eyelashes*

Jacobpants 13,437 11
06/06/2003 01:18 PM

T...........................ts.

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..e.........a...........t

...r.......c...n.......y

....e....u....s....m

.......yo........ee

Jawahalar 23,705 11
06/06/2003 01:23 PM

*ugh*

Virnomine the Effluent 79,386 11
06/06/2003 01:28 PM

your suckitude surprises even me...

Jacobpants 13,437 11
06/06/2003 01:29 PM

What's that supposed to mean?

Chili 8,880 12
06/06/2003 01:37 PM

Was that supposed to be clever? SUYT - there can be no substitutions. Especially not for you.

Jacobpants 13,437 11
06/06/2003 01:55 PM

It wasn't supposed to be clever. It was, however mmeant to be accepeted as a substitute. Guess not?

SheCabbage 5,200 13
06/06/2003 01:57 PM

You must pose for National Geographic with those knockers.

Jacobpants 13,437 11
06/07/2003 01:02 AM

I dont think National Geographic would take that.

Malignant kuala 104 9
06/07/2003 08:32 PM

I dunno, i got two page spread in last months

Just Pubah 56,794 18
06/07/2003 10:26 PM

I think the shot was taken under a female Wildebeest.