psychaholic, a bear of very little peen 4,888 13
06/18/2003 06:34 PM

I am still 15lbs over weight. I lost over 60 lbs to get here though.

Cryogenically Challenged 2,531 11
06/18/2003 06:35 PM

Alright, good for you!

Virnomine the Effluent 79,386 11
06/18/2003 06:38 PM

Me, I'm a fatass.

Trae, Mistress of the Webinet 156,785 17
06/18/2003 06:41 PM

I covered this in another thread but I've lost 20lbs in the last 6 months so no, I'm not overweight.

Clinticus 0 9
06/18/2003 06:41 PM

Mmmm. Beer-Not a safe alternative to weight loss.

Columbocube 13,428 12
06/18/2003 06:52 PM

the weight chart dosn't cover people of my height.



I'm currently trying to lose the last bit of fat left over from last summers crazy workout routine. the problem is that I put on muscle just as fast as I lose fat, so its hard for me to drop weight.



I'm goin for a goal of 200 lbs. I'm at 220 right now.

AmyPoo tips a 40 for her homie 2,710 12
06/18/2003 06:58 PM

i went from 150 to 122, so i'm practically perfect in every way. just like mary poppins.

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
06/18/2003 07:02 PM

I'm Squeamish-sized!

Columbocube 13,428 12
06/18/2003 07:05 PM

hell the Frost yea, I just weighed myself, and I'm down to 214.

ringworm 68,315 13
06/18/2003 07:28 PM

5'11" and 130 lbs. i'm huge.

Jay walker 23,705 11
06/18/2003 07:39 PM

5'11" 230 I'm your Daddy

Mr. Gardenback 8,660 11
06/18/2003 07:39 PM

I'm 6'2" and about 170 pounds. I'm not very muscular, though.

Jay walker 23,705 11
06/18/2003 07:44 PM

I workout four days a week. Last week I did this test on MSN where I had to input my weight, age and height when I put in 5'11" 230 pounds at 28 they told me I was obese and needed to lose 55 pounds to be at a target weight for my stats.



I said Frost you MSN

Karen Walker 86,684 14
06/18/2003 07:51 PM

I've got skinny malinky chicken legs that don't match the rest of my body.

It has been suggested that I get prosthetic thighs.

Columbocube 13,428 12
06/18/2003 07:54 PM

I'm 6'6", btw

GibletNugget 2 12,005 12
06/18/2003 08:15 PM

I'm trying to get back down to my birth weight before bikini season. That means I would have to lose...let's see...carry the one...remunerate the denomination...twelve pounds an hour starting last Tuesday.





DAMN YOU MATH!@ DAMN YOU STRAIGHT TO HELLLLLLLLL

12,005 12
06/18/2003 08:19 PM

Don't hate da playa hate da game.

Statickitten, Look! I'm a spoon! 24,428 11
06/18/2003 08:34 PM

<action>stuffs twinkies wrappers under thigh</action>



Me? Overweight? Just because I sit in a chair all day doesn't make me overweight, it makes me pleasantly obese.



And cube isn't really 6'6", he's a 5'2" pot bellied Cuban.

Frogpop 173,148 25
06/18/2003 09:39 PM

6' 190lbs. -ish.. I don't have a scale so I can only weigh myelf when I visit my Dad. I'm always around 190 give or take 5, with differing fat to muscle ratios. Med-high on the muscle-end right now, for me anyways. But I knocked off a chunk of my upper thigh while rolar blading (or rather, while failing to do so) on sunday, so i'm gonna be lazzy for a couple of weeks.

Frogpop 173,148 25
06/18/2003 09:41 PM

And by "lazzy" I mean drunk.

I may, in addition, be lazy.

Sally Struthers' Grandma 260 9
06/18/2003 09:47 PM

I am so Frost-ing fat! I tried to breastfeed my dad and I squirted pork n beans all over the room!



Oh yeah...and I'm a guy.

El Mechanico 56,794 18
06/18/2003 11:29 PM

According to doctors, (the same people who say most body builders and athletes are obese) say I should weigh 160. I feel better at 185/190. I guess that makes me fat.

Manhattan Fucking Fever 11,939 13
06/18/2003 11:39 PM

At 6 foot and 125-130 pounds I have absolutely nothing to worry about.

El Mechanico 56,794 18
06/18/2003 11:42 PM

Anorexia?

El Mechanico 56,794 18
06/18/2003 11:43 PM

A stiff breeze?

El Mechanico 56,794 18
06/18/2003 11:44 PM

Since both fat AND Shakespeare float, I'm the one with nothing to worry about.

dinesh 24,862 16
06/19/2003 12:04 AM

ha, you people are tiny.



i'm probably a good 80+ pounds over my "target" weight for my height, though you wouldn't know it.



i keep extra brains strapped to my torso.

Trae, Mistress of the Webinet 156,785 17
06/19/2003 12:14 AM

Brains!

Must....Eat.....Brains!

Upptiy Bitch! 5,695 11
06/19/2003 12:22 AM

I'm fat AND happy.



*Runs off and cries*

dinesh 24,862 16
06/19/2003 12:24 AM

but your personality is gravylicious!

Livewire, licensed BastardTron 3100 technician 78,229 13
06/19/2003 12:55 AM

I could stand to lose 20 pounds. Or 30 if I want to be ripped.

Upptiy Bitch! 5,695 11
06/19/2003 01:42 AM

mmmmmmmmmmm.... grraaaaavvvvvyyyyy

363 9
06/19/2003 02:00 AM

Q #647 on the SAT.

Computer geeks are to fat as

A. Burnouts are to mix tapes

B. bulemics are to cheescake

c. Hargrove is to the Godfather

D. Band geeks are to pimples

El Mechanico 56,794 18
06/19/2003 02:54 AM

I'm having muscle spasms. So, I'm gonna drop some flexeril, and take my fat, gravy soppin' ass to bed.

I'll be back and un-funny tomorrow.

Vlad the Impaler 19,599 12
06/19/2003 02:57 AM

Vlad is 5'11" and 175 lbs. Vlad could sneeze and knock over Manny. Who said life wasn't fair. Hey Manny, any time you wanna meet, lemme know. I'll make you cry like the schoolgirl bitch you are.

El Volante 10,315 10
06/19/2003 03:27 AM

El Volante is 6'4'', 245lbs. El Volante, plays Div 1 Rugby, and likes Manny a Shakespeareload more than he likes Vlad. El Volante could make Vlad eat his own Shakespeare.

Cryogenically Challenged 2,531 11
06/19/2003 03:32 AM

El Volante is yummy...with or without the pen up his nose.

Vlad the Impaler 19,599 12
06/19/2003 03:35 AM

That's fine El Volante, Vlad was going to bring a gun anyway. Bring it on bitch.

Vlad the Impaler 19,599 12
06/19/2003 04:07 AM

And El Volante, you'd have to like Manny a Shakespeareload, cause that's all the Froster is, Shakespeare.

Cryogenically Challenged 2,531 11
06/19/2003 04:29 AM

Awe, Vlad, do you need your tummy rubbed?



Why are you so upset at everyone today?

jellytot 3,504 11
06/19/2003 06:00 AM

I'm 3 feet tall and weigh 28lbs.

Lloyd's Of London 48,662 14
06/19/2003 06:20 AM

I'm 6'3" and 215-ish. Is that overweight?



Whether it is or it isn't, I have a big ol' belly.



And no ass. Where did it go? Did my ass shift up into my belly? Does gravity work backwards for my body?

Hot Buttered Stoat 9,077 10
06/19/2003 07:11 AM

Yeah, i'm about 10 lbs over-weight.



I excuse it as the willing sacrifice to be the token 'fat guy' in my crowd of friends.



The things you do for friends....

Virnomine the Effluent 79,386 11
06/19/2003 09:23 AM

Ok, we've covered most of the regulars that still post...so what's the point?

Hot Buttered Stoat 9,077 10
06/19/2003 09:25 AM

Yeah... is this the point where you prod us and shout "Ha ha fattys!" just like all my friends do?



Or am I alone on that one....

Virnomine the Effluent 79,386 11
06/19/2003 09:26 AM

no, sadly, you aren't alone on that one.

Hot Buttered Stoat 9,077 10
06/19/2003 09:34 AM

no, sadly, you aren't alone on that one



Dad??

Virnomine the Effluent 79,386 11
06/19/2003 09:36 AM

yeah right, you have to have had sex in order to be a dad. I don't qualify there.

Lila 78,550 13
06/19/2003 09:46 AM

I put on 20 pounds in about 6 months. It freaked my Shakespeare out when it happened because I had been the same size more or less since junior high.

Now I'm just depressed and pissy about my body and never want to go anywhere or do anything with the boyfriend anymore.

Someone told me whenever someone gets married they put on at least 10 pounds and, while I'm not married, I've been living with the boy for 14 months now and we deep fry...EVERYTHING.



So what IS the point of depressing me, Cryo?

3,307 12
06/19/2003 09:49 AM

fat bastards...

Virnomine the Effluent 79,386 11
06/19/2003 09:49 AM

start doing the crack, you'll lose weight quick.



Of course you'll lose all your friend, your boyfriend, you possesions and your freedom, but at least you'll have a skinny ass. And that's all that matters, right?

Ms. Trixxie Moon LeMay-Del la Fluentes Esq. 65,021 15
06/19/2003 09:50 AM

5'7" 170 pounds. I am really muscular, but sadey too much of that is spare tire these days.

Herring McEnema 3,943 11
06/19/2003 09:56 AM

Even though I'm a n00b and you regulars would likely prefer to see me a$$-raped with an ice auger, I've decide to join the thread. Being a pygmy at 5'6", I think my 151 pounds is an acceptable weight. I've gained 6 pounds since being married.

Virnomine the Effluent 79,386 11
06/19/2003 11:20 AM

Ass-raped with an ice auger...yeah I would like to see that. Maybe jujube and mechanic too.

Vlad the Impaler 19,599 12
06/19/2003 02:52 PM

And maybe you should try a nice refreshing can of Hellen Keller Cola! You might not feel better being deaf blind and dumb, but the rest of us sure would!

Herring McEnema 3,943 11
06/19/2003 03:00 PM

Shutup, ya bitch!

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
06/19/2003 03:11 PM

5'8 and 175. I'm aiming for 180, though.

Grand Pubah 56,794 18
06/20/2003 12:12 AM

JayWalker,

Kordewa nondeska



Doko deska anatawa binjo

Pants 14,252 17
06/20/2003 12:19 AM

I covered this in another thread but I've lost 20lbs in the last 6 months so no, I'm not overweight.





Jesus Trae! You must be a freak'n rail now. Well either that or you lost the sandbags on your chest.

Cryogenically Challenged 2,531 11
06/20/2003 02:59 AM

Ok, we've covered most of the regulars that still post...so what's the point?



Nevermind. I changed my mind.

Dagwolf the Prophet of God 1,016 11
06/20/2003 03:27 AM

I'm 12'4" , 300 pounds and muscular with piercing blue eyes and jet-black hair. Between my career as a rock star, movies, and giving financial advice to the World Bank, I just don't have time to get fat. I drive a lamborghini and a jaguar AT THE SAME TIME and women fall at my feet everywhere I go.

No, wait....

um nevermind, that's not me.

Daggy 86,684 14
06/20/2003 04:24 AM

Jesus! You're all freaks!

Queen of Pixies 21 9
06/21/2003 03:17 PM

5'3" About 190. But for some reason I keep eating and I keep losing. Hey, sounds like a plan to me.



Might also be the surgery I had recently. My dad says you lose weight after a major surgery. Go figure.

Phuc 237,915 21
06/21/2003 03:24 PM

Before I started the Atkins six weeks ago, I was tipping the scizzales at 240! Now I'm down to 220, I've lost 4 inches on my waist, my boobs have lost most of their sag, and all the excercise is giving me muscles I never had.



No beer, pizza, sangwiches, pasta, or--and this is the worst for chingchongcharlie me--no rice. On the upside: bacon, butter, beef.



The gummint sez I should weigh 170. At 170 I'll look like one those people Pol Pot threw in a hole. I'll be happy at 190.

AmyPoo tips a 40 for her homie 2,710 12
06/21/2003 03:26 PM

alright, who's the pee sipping bastard?

Supercunt 19,936 13
06/21/2003 05:20 PM

I'm 5'11. I wigh 205. I have weighed 260 before. I was fat then. I would not want to lose any more weight. Though I read some chart that said I should weigh 176 or some insane thing like that. I think they ought to at least take into account how much you bench in making that chart... and if you are a man or woman. If you are a woman and you weigh 176 and you are 5'10, you are a fat Frost.

ringworm 68,315 13
06/21/2003 06:57 PM

just grow another 5 inches and you're golden.