HoOHaA 246 10
06/23/2003 02:22 PM

Sorry, It should be titled "Getting Away With The Most Vile Thing, Ever." It's my first article! Yeah I've read this site for a while but never said anything, have mercy..

Chili 8,880 12
06/23/2003 02:28 PM

I gave you a click. Kind of funny. Now SUYT.

HoOHaA 246 10
06/23/2003 02:34 PM

SUYT?

ringworm 68,315 13
06/23/2003 02:38 PM

I've read this site for a while



then you know what us suyt means. but really, girls who fart are Frost-ing nasty. i don't even want to see them.





























just kidding. make w/ the titties.

ringworm 68,315 13
06/23/2003 02:39 PM

and when i say " us " i mean " "

Virnomine the Effluent 79,386 11
06/23/2003 04:06 PM

methinks this one is a bit young for Gab. The mentions of 8th and 3rd grade are a bit of a giveaway.



Maybe you should post under the name Lolita instead.

HoOHaA 246 10
06/23/2003 04:10 PM

I said when I was in 3rd grade..is it bad that I remember? And the patrols are in 8th grade. That was how my school worked.

O Livewire, my Livewire! 78,229 13
06/23/2003 04:12 PM

You're can't possibly be suggesting that fart jokes are beneath Gab standards.

Virnomine the Effluent 79,386 11
06/23/2003 04:12 PM

hell no, I love fart jokes and stories, almost as much as poo stories.

Hot Buttered Stoat 9,077 10
06/23/2003 05:08 PM

Ah, you Eeengleesh viz your toilet humour. Werry funny!

Grand Pubah 56,794 18
06/23/2003 08:23 PM

I'll bet your flatulations could run pets, rodents and insect pests out of a room.



My kinda woman!

Grand Pubah 56,794 18
06/23/2003 08:23 PM

Let's do lunch

HoOHaA 246 10
06/23/2003 08:41 PM

Around...8?



Ha, Thank you.

Grand Pubah 56,794 18
06/23/2003 11:24 PM

What do you like to eat?

My fellow gabber, Mookie gave me a great filet minion receipe.

HoOHaA 246 10
06/23/2003 11:33 PM

I try to stay off the caffine, cuz It usually sets me off. But Chinese is good, and Italian, and Popeyes stuff.



I'm so classy..

Grand Pubah 56,794 18
06/23/2003 11:35 PM

I lean toward a special beef subsititute. Fresh veggies and pie for dinner.

HoOHaA 246 10
06/23/2003 11:39 PM

I'm not TRYING to state the obvious but....



Are you a vegetarian?

Grand Pubah 56,794 18
06/23/2003 11:42 PM

Omnivore



I'll eat anything given the right circumstances.



You?

HoOHaA 246 10
06/23/2003 11:46 PM

If it isn't nailed down..

Grand Pubah 56,794 18
06/23/2003 11:51 PM

...if it isn't nailed down...



That depends.

If I want to eat it and it tries to run away, I may nail it down.

HoOHaA 246 10
06/23/2003 11:53 PM

When caught in a situation like that, I've found flashing works best.



But if you're a guy, I'd stick the nailing.

HoOHaA 246 10
06/23/2003 11:56 PM

Ahhh..the power of breasts.

Grand Pubah 56,794 18
06/23/2003 11:57 PM

I'll remember that.

Grand Pubah 56,794 18
06/23/2003 11:58 PM

Breasts, much more effective than cheeze.



Are they as much fun to have as they are to admire?

HoOHaA 246 10
06/24/2003 12:01 AM

Depends on how I classify you. Either your'e a:



SUYT kinda guy, who goes to teh end of the line.



Or a sweet, wait till the right moment kinda guy who one day just finds himself under my shirt..



They can be fun when in the mood.

HoOHaA 246 10
06/24/2003 12:02 AM

They can get in the way, and tend to suffocate certian people. But they're magnets when you show them of juuuust right..

Grand Pubah 56,794 18
06/24/2003 12:04 AM

I was speaking generally.



But since you asked, I'm a sweet person who loves human flesh.









Really!

HoOHaA 246 10
06/24/2003 12:05 AM

Especially the nipply kind, right? And that require aasorted strings to keep them from dancing?

Grand Pubah 56,794 18
06/24/2003 12:13 AM

Lost me there Hoho,



Bye

HoOHaA 246 10
06/24/2003 12:18 AM

I'm glad. Your actually a guy with more thoughts then....boobs...boobs..



Congratulations you win.

Grand Pubah 56,794 18
06/24/2003 12:39 AM

That's nice, but I'm getting hungry. When do we dine, Ms. Classy Hoho?

O Livewire, my Livewire! 78,229 13
06/24/2003 02:44 AM

Get a room.

Frogpop 173,148 25
06/24/2003 03:14 AM

One without teh interweb access..

Grand Pubah 56,794 18
06/24/2003 04:43 AM

I guess no one saw the caniblaistic tendencies I was describing?

JayDogg in the hizzouse 23,705 11
06/24/2003 10:18 AM

We never see anything your describing. you spent all that time gained her trust and didn't ask once to see her tatties. RED ALERT RED ALERT CALL THE QTA WE GOT A LIVE ONE!!

Grand Pubah 56,794 18
06/25/2003 10:30 PM

Back to a subject that's close to my ass...FARTING.



It never fails. When I'm on a date, in a high-falooting meeting, or at my desk surrounded with people, I have the urge to fart.

I once had fart sooo bad at a conference with my boss and several senior managers, I asked that we take a break.

I went to the bathroom, and the urge was gone (DAMMIT). I walked the halls, ran stairs, even did deep knee bends trying to wrest that gass pocket from my colon. Nothing worked until the moment I walked back into the conference room.

*Bfurrrrrrit* came from my buttcheeks, accompanied by an involuntary "Ahhhhhhhh"

It was at this point, I realized they were all in their places waiting for my return.

I could have done a swan dive out the window, when I noticed the old crusty guy heading the conference lift his buttcheek to release an SBD.

I sat down, smiling to myself. Because I knew that old bastard had cut a gut wrenching stinker and blamed it on me.

Lloyd's Of London 48,662 14
06/26/2003 10:39 AM

Every time I see this thread's title, I read it as "getting a whack from the most vile thing ever" and it reminds me of a massage experience unlike Livewire's.

JayDogg in the hizzouse 23,705 11
06/26/2003 10:41 AM

When I read it I thought we were gonna hear a story about how he got jacked off by Phyllis Diller

Sally Struthers' Grandma 260 9
06/27/2003 05:32 AM

I creamed my johnson when I read that last one! "Jacked off" and "Phyllis Diller" in the same sentence! Someone cup my testicles I'm squirtin' the room!