Mookie on Wheels 17,582 13
07/07/2003 10:52 PM

Mookie: Perhaps you discovered the elusive "dark matter" that quantum physicists have been searching for for years. I always just though "dark matter" was what fruitcakes are made from.

JP: Fruitcakes are good. My aunt made one and they taste like sweet cake with lifesavers in them.

Mookie: You ate a fruitcake?!

Mookie: One of the four in existance?!

Mookie: My god! They will have to make more!?

JP: I take it you don't like fruit cake?

Mookie: You know for years the number of fruitcakes on Earth have been carefully controlled and passed back and forth as gifts. You ate one?

JP: Just a bite. It kind of tastes like the new Sprite Remix, only original Sprite tastes better.

Mookie: Perhaps you have not upset the careful balance of Earth's fruitcakecosystem. Fruitcakes are resilient and will probally bounce back from a single bite.

JP: You are saying you don't like them? Have you ever actually tried one?

Mookie: I've tried one in secret. Please don't tell the fruitcake police that I pouched.

JP: hehehe

Mookie: Too heavy, that dessert has a halflife.

JP: I think so too.

JP: So what did you think of my breasts?

Agent Chucklefuck 79,386 11
07/07/2003 10:55 PM

what? breasts?

Trae, Mistress of the Webinet 156,785 17
07/07/2003 11:06 PM

Ok, for those of you who don't speak "mook" let me paraphrase:



Jacobpants ate some bad tapioca pudding which gave her food poisoning and led to her hallucinating about that one time her little brother, Fab--io, yes, Fabio, dared her to eat a piece of her Grandma's fruitcake.



I guess she was tripping when talking to Mookie and accidently let it slip that she had breasts, when in fact she doesn't have any due to a bad nursing accident when her dog was a puppy.



She figures that after she successfully markets her Grandmother's psychotic tapioca fruitcake, she'll be able to afford to get implants and plastic surgury to cover up the inverted and/or missing nipples.



Jeez, you people really need to pay attention.

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
07/07/2003 11:08 PM

<action>Bows down to the Queen</action>



WOW!

Jacobpants 13,437 11
07/07/2003 11:09 PM

Oh my god! You weren't supposed to say that I let you see my boobs! You're not going to post them are you?

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
07/07/2003 11:09 PM

HeHe she's talking to herself....

Did you show Vlad your boobs too?

Mookie on Wheels 17,582 13
07/07/2003 11:11 PM

<action> wishes there was an edit function.</action>



Everyone would of thought it was a joke if you had just let it go. I'm sorry, I meant to cut it before that line. No, I won't post them.

Agent Chucklefuck 79,386 11
07/07/2003 11:16 PM

OH MY GOD! TRAITOR!











vir_nomine@hotmail.com





I won't post them either.

Trae, Mistress of the Webinet 156,785 17
07/07/2003 11:17 PM

As much as we around her absolutely salivate at the mouth for pictures of the many oddities that cross our path, I don't think we can handle the sight of your deformity.



Mookie on the other hand, lives for carnival freaks such as yourself and I'm sure he's jerkin' the chicken just thinking about chomping down on your nippless breast.



You know not what you do child...

Rick_Dammit 1,183 10
07/08/2003 03:30 AM

I've often wondered about

Grape nut custard



What is it? wheres it from? who decided it was edible?

Hot Buttered Stoat 9,077 10
07/08/2003 10:04 AM

I think all this slobbering ( stoat@blue9.co.uk ) after girls Shakespeare asking for ( stoat@blue9.co.uk ) titty shots and crap like that ( stoat@blue9.co.uk ) is base, and immature.



( stoat@blue9.co.uk )

Agent Chucklefuck 79,386 11
07/08/2003 10:07 AM

I think there was a subtle message there stoat, but I just quite couldn't pick up on it....

Hot Buttered Stoat 9,077 10
07/08/2003 10:17 AM

<action>whistles innocently</action>

Bonky 75,728 15
07/08/2003 11:08 AM

I've seen Mookie's boobages. It was back when he was selling oatmeal and I was eating crayons.

jellytot 3,504 11
07/08/2003 11:09 AM

I heard the little balls in tapioca are the eyeballs from aborted fetuses.

psychaholic, a bear of very little peen 4,888 13
07/08/2003 11:10 AM

I thought it was rice.











Wait, I mean hamster testicles.



Whew, almost strayed there.

Bonky 75,728 15
07/08/2003 11:11 AM

Silly bastards, tapioca = Norwegian ship rat's ass beads.

psychaholic, a bear of very little peen 4,888 13
07/08/2003 11:13 AM

You know, you are right..

















I am a silly bastard.

Sally Struthers' Grandma 260 9
07/08/2003 11:23 AM

My granny Poonanny told me that tapioca is the scrapings from old whores' vaginas after many years of skankiness.

ringworm 68,315 13
07/08/2003 11:24 AM

so, if i were to tell jacobpants that the balls in tapioca pudding are tapioca, would that negate jp's reason for existing?

Sally Struthers' Grandma 260 9
07/08/2003 11:42 AM

No, but it would give her an erection knowing that someone was actually talking directly to her.

Mookie on Wheels 17,582 13
07/08/2003 04:45 PM

Am I off the hook or should I hang out in this meat locker a little longer? JP has been ignoring me since last night, and isn't answering the phone this morning.

Trae, Mistress of the Webinet 156,785 17
07/08/2003 04:48 PM

Bahahah "off...the..hook... meat...locker..." ahahaha... you're a funny one Mook.

Jaggylioness 11,895 13
07/13/2003 07:48 AM

Hang in there Mookie. Don't bugger it up with JP now... try for more pictures first.

Dagwolf the Prophet of Uranus 1,016 11
07/13/2003 07:53 AM

"Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the NONexistence of God.

"The arguement goes something like this: 'I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, 'for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.'

"'But,' says Man, 'the little balls in tapioca pudding are a dead giveaway, aren't they? They could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED.'

"'Oh, dear,' says God, 'I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic."

Cueball 19,242 12
07/13/2003 11:34 AM

Fruitcake is awesome.



Oh, and those are fish eyes.

Cueball 19,242 12
07/13/2003 11:39 AM

<A href ="http://www.foodsubs.com/ThickenStarch.html">regular tapioca = small pearl tapioca Notes: These are small beads of tapioca that are used to make tapioca pudding. The beads don't dissolve completely, so they end up as small, squishy, gelatinous balls that are suspended in the pudding. Don't confuse this with instant tapioca, which is granulated and often used to thicken fruit pie fillings, or with pearl tapioca, which has much larger balls. Substitutes: instant tapioca (Tapioca pudding made with this will end have smaller gelatinous balls. Use half as much.)</a>

Cueball 19,242 12
07/13/2003 11:40 AM

Frost

Jaggylioness 11,895 13
07/13/2003 11:45 AM

I hope you don't find the answer, but I do hope you ask everybody you meet and collect their answers.



Cueball, you ruined everyone's fun.

Cueball 19,242 12
07/13/2003 11:55 AM

Thank you for validating my existence.

Jaggylioness 11,895 13
07/13/2003 12:02 PM

You are so welcome.

Cueball 19,242 12
07/13/2003 12:31 PM

It's ever so much appreciated.



Now, SUCK IT

Dagwolf the Prophet of Uranus 1,016 11
07/13/2003 01:03 PM

I don't buy the tapioca theory. I think they're the foreskins removed from grains of kosher salt. Evidence: Did you ever see a Jew eating tapioca pudding?

Virnomine the Haberdasher 79,386 11
07/13/2003 01:11 PM

nope, and I've never seen a commie drink a glass of water either.

Dagwolf the Prophet of Uranus 1,016 11
07/13/2003 01:14 PM

Then logically, Commies are aliens a la the movie Signs

Virnomine the Haberdasher 79,386 11
07/13/2003 01:55 PM

good god man, haven't you seen Dr. Strangelove?

Frogpop 173,148 25
07/13/2003 05:33 PM

Ah, H-hello? Dimitri?

Frogpop 173,148 25
07/13/2003 05:34 PM

But pearl tapioca's got..

..the Biggest Balls of All!

Livewire, tardbot B-4 78,229 13
07/13/2003 08:28 PM

Does every city with a Chinese contingent have a bevy of Bubble Tea shops, or is it just Vancouver?



Bubble Tea = gross sweet milky liquid with tapioca balls in it

Livewire, Iron Chef Canadian 78,229 13
07/13/2003 08:51 PM

My greatest fear in regards to tapioca balls is that one day I'll find out that a tapioca is a small furry mammal.

Hot Buttered Stoat 9,077 10
07/13/2003 09:08 PM

You think about that often?

Rick_Dammit 1,183 10
07/13/2003 09:39 PM

I never did





until now

MongoLloyd 48,662 14
07/14/2003 10:48 AM

Bubble Tea is all over TOronto too. I first saw it in Winnipeg about two years ago. The idea grosses me out.

Trixxie 65,021 15
07/14/2003 10:53 AM

The Thai Resturant down the street has the most fabulous desert. Little ball tapioca in a clear sauce with a splash of coconut milk in the center. It looks like a big wad of spooge in a bowl of pre-cum. Has the same consistency too.

Virnomine the Haberdasher 79,386 11
07/14/2003 10:56 AM

you know, I never wanted to try tapioca before, now I know I never will.