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A comedy conversation by rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 01:05 AM 875 views

I have an online robot through aim called goatbot87. It is a bit on the dumb side as far as common sense though. feel free to chat if you're so bored you are going to lick paint off the walls. Unless of course you prefer to do so.... o_O

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Hilarious 6 votes 4.1 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711523
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/09/2003 01:14 AM

We already have a pet Sitebot. Thanks though.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711526
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 01:20 AM

mmmk then... i dont think ive ever had an online pet cept for that neopets thing.... i had to quit... i got addicted and ashamed

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711527
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/09/2003 01:21 AM

I kept running out of batteries..

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711528
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 01:27 AM

lol neopets.com.... online pet you take care of the toy thing for me was a furby... its resting in pieces now

 

Side-splitting 12 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711529
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/09/2003 01:27 AM

Then there was the time I gave my tamaguchi a bath. I was in a big hurry and I tried to dry it off in the microwave..

 

Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711530
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 01:29 AM

i did that with my cat. i think i treated my gigicat better.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711533
Daggy 86,684 14
07/09/2003 01:35 AM

Ooh, hello dear! Are you new?

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711534
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 01:36 AM

yep true newbie

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711537
Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
07/09/2003 01:38 AM

Before Trae comes in and bashes the Shakespeare out of you, stop using AOL chat crap now

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711538
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 01:39 AM

im very used to bashing. It's fine with me.

 

Side-splitting 16 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711539
Daggy 86,684 14
07/09/2003 01:40 AM

Perhaps you'd like to tell us a little about yourself? My name's Patrick and I'm a fitter and turner from New Zealand. My wife is a Sunday school teacher and we have 3 kiddies.

You?

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711541
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 01:42 AM

oh.. im from iowa. Im 18 and a few months from moving out so i wont be on this site for very long.

 

Side-splitting 18 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711542
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/09/2003 01:43 AM

because teh interweb only works in Iowa?

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711543
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 01:44 AM

haha no but i know ill be dirt poor when i move out and the last thing i can afford is a computer.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711545
Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
07/09/2003 01:46 AM

Queue link now

 

Side-splitting 12 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711546
Daggy 86,684 14
07/09/2003 01:46 AM

Iowa, that must be near America. Interesting. Why are you moving out? What is your career? What's your favourite colour?

Do you like..... stuff?

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711547
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 01:47 AM

Im moving out because i cant live here...and im going into computer management. favorite color would be black. and yes im just in love with.. stuff

 

Side-splitting 8 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711548
Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
07/09/2003 01:49 AM

<action>clears throat</action>Uhhhhmmmmmgoatseuhhhmmmmmm *cough*

 

Side-splitting 20 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711549
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/09/2003 01:50 AM

here, this place sells used computers for cheap! we'd hate to loose you..

 

Side-splitting 9 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711550
Daggy 86,684 14
07/09/2003 01:50 AM

Are you a boy or a girl? Whereabouts in Iowa do you live, and where are you moving to? Do you have a significant other? I like those donuts that have the jam in the middle. Can we email each other?

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711552
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 01:51 AM

what goat? what about goats??

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711553
Neepneep, Como conolo quieres? 35,066 15
07/09/2003 01:51 AM

This is all you need to know to get along here.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711555
Neepneep, Como conolo quieres? 35,066 15
07/09/2003 01:52 AM

grrr... if I didn't waste time on preview.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711556
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 01:52 AM

Im a girl and i live in sioux city. its northwestern iowa.and im mainly just moving out of the house. Im dating a guy named james. lol and yeah my email is kill_the_boy_bands@hotmail.com

 

Side-splitting 19 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711558
Daggy 86,684 14
07/09/2003 01:53 AM

Oh this is too easy.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711559
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/09/2003 01:53 AM

I knew eric was gonna pee himself if someone didn't post it soon..

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711560
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 01:54 AM

beatiful picture neepneep. looked just like one of my friends ass after he "accidently" stuck a summer sausage up his end.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711561
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/09/2003 01:54 AM

lol, yeah, we saw yer email in yer profile! rotfl!

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711562
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 01:54 AM

how so easy?

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711563
Neepneep, Como conolo quieres? 35,066 15
07/09/2003 01:55 AM

HAHA! HA!

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711564
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 01:55 AM

yo........ remember im new i have no clue where my email is on here

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711566
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/09/2003 01:56 AM

damn you neepneep.. you win this round!

 

Side-splitting 11 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711567
Daggy 86,684 14
07/09/2003 01:56 AM

James is a lovely name, that's what Nancy and I called our youngest. Is he dreamy? I bet he's tall.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711568
Plop Plop, Fizz Fizz, Oh what a relief it is! 13,437 11
07/09/2003 01:56 AM

Uhh, Rabid? I suggest you get out while you still can.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711569
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 01:57 AM

i dont like tall guys actually. i prefer them around my height. he's got a goatee, dusty blonde hair, glasses and hazel eyes.

 

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Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
07/09/2003 01:58 AM

<action>Puts thinking cap on</action>Your a girl.......hhhhhmmmmmmmmmm

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711572
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/09/2003 01:59 AM

I'll let you take this one eric..

 

Hilarious 10 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711573
Neepneep, Como conolo quieres? 35,066 15
07/09/2003 01:59 AM

He has a goatee or a goatse? Because thats what I read.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711575
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 01:59 AM

if you think im a guy and go for that kind of thing....

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711576
Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
07/09/2003 02:00 AM

SUYT



First to post!













Probably last to see

 

Side-splitting 13 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711577
Daggy 86,684 14
07/09/2003 02:00 AM

Have you been dating long? What does he do for a crust? How tall are you and what do you look like. I'm married remember, so it's ok for us to talk like this.

I'm 6'2, short thinning black hair, fairly well built if you know what I mean. ;-)

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711578
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/09/2003 02:00 AM

just don't take too long.



Llama, is he a UPS guy? They're hot!

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711579
Neepneep, Como conolo quieres? 35,066 15
07/09/2003 02:01 AM

We don't have UPS guy's down here in samoa.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711580
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 02:02 AM

well...... sometimes i have him dress in a UPS suit and *cough* erm... ive been dating him for a year. and im short... 5'4. i have brown hair, brown eyes and im quite fit.

 

Side-splitting 9 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711582
Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
07/09/2003 02:02 AM

Frog, I think we have been given the responsibility of watching the kids while Daggy scores.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711583
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/09/2003 02:04 AM

she's on a roll.. must be happy hour at daggy's

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711585
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/09/2003 02:04 AM

oops! I meant "Happy Year"..





silly me.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711587
Neepneep, Como conolo quieres? 35,066 15
07/09/2003 02:05 AM

Brown paper packages all tied up with string, these are a few of my favourite things.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711588
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 02:05 AM

im just a slight bit confused of the profile stating daggy as female.

 

Side-splitting 20 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711589
Daggy 86,684 14
07/09/2003 02:06 AM

Do you have any pictures of yourself that you can send me? My address is vir_nomine@hotmail.com

My wife is 5'4, I like her a lot but she could stand to be a bit more imaginative in the Frost-ing department if you know what I mean ;-)

You're 18 right?

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711592
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 02:07 AM

nope dont got any pics.

 

Side-splitting 11 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711594
Daggy 86,684 14
07/09/2003 02:08 AM

Where exactly in my profile does it state I'm female? If you mean daggylass, lass is NZ speak for stud.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711595
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/09/2003 02:08 AM

haha!



POINT: Llama!

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711596
Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
07/09/2003 02:09 AM

OMG!!!! I live by the post office in Sioux,Iowa where abouts do you live?

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711597
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/09/2003 02:09 AM

oh balls.. stupid time lag.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711598
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 02:09 AM

ah i see. Just wondering

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711599
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 02:10 AM

sioux, iowa? ive never heard of that. do you mean sioux county?

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711600
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/09/2003 02:10 AM

so Llama, parents bringin you down?

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711601
Daggy 86,684 14
07/09/2003 02:10 AM

Webcam?

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711602
Neepneep, Como conolo quieres? 35,066 15
07/09/2003 02:11 AM

I'm a doctor, not a dragon slayer.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711603
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 02:12 AM

well ive called the police on my dad for serious assault. and no ... im extremely camera shy

 

Side-splitting 12 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711604
Daggy 86,684 14
07/09/2003 02:13 AM

What did he do? Did he try to force himself on you? You can tell Patrick. Hell.... call me Pat.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711605
Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
07/09/2003 02:13 AM

I am the Vietnemese pastor at Holy Trinity Greek Orthodox Church. On Sixth Street.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711606
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/09/2003 02:13 AM

Wow. That's much worse then that "silly assault" stuff. Probably a good thing to be going, huh?

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711607
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 02:14 AM

sixth and court?

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711608
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/09/2003 02:15 AM

don't listen to him, he's Vietnemese.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711609
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 02:15 AM

fyi im half vietnamese

 

Side-splitting 15 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711610
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/09/2003 02:16 AM

yeah, but he's all full of Shakespeare

 

Side-splitting 9 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711611
Daggy 86,684 14
07/09/2003 02:16 AM

LOL!!!1

 

Side-splitting 27 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711613
Microcube - Hero of Love 13,428 12
07/09/2003 02:16 AM

<action>'s retard-o-meter bursts into flames



HOLY Frost

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711614
Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
07/09/2003 02:16 AM

No silly Sixth and Jennings

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711615
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 02:16 AM

true!

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711616
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/09/2003 02:18 AM

hey people, feel free to take a pee.. there are some funny lines here.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711617
Microcube - Hero of Love 13,428 12
07/09/2003 02:18 AM

we dont like gooks here.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711618
Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
07/09/2003 02:18 AM

Muy un' guk bah suplo' dumai mai

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711619
Daggy 86,684 14
07/09/2003 02:18 AM

Ah there you are cube. I was just about to ping you, I thought you would find this interesting.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711620
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 02:19 AM

im a half gook thank you very much.

 

Side-splitting 11 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711621
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/09/2003 02:20 AM

don't thank me, thank Uncle Ho.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711622
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 02:22 AM

you have an uncle?

 

Side-splitting 13 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711623
Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
07/09/2003 02:23 AM

Your not half gook! there are no gooks in Iowa. What the hell would they do there? they don't race Hondas on the farm.

 

Side-splitting 9 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711624
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/09/2003 02:23 AM

would you like to touch my "Uncle"?

 

Side-splitting 8 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711625
Daggy 86,684 14
07/09/2003 02:25 AM

<action>claps hands together</action>



This is the best fun I've had in ages.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711626
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 02:25 AM

haha my city is filled mainly with mexicans plenty of asians lots of blacks and few white people.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711627
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/09/2003 02:26 AM

All for you, Daggy, all for you..

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711630
Microcube - Hero of Love 13,428 12
07/09/2003 02:31 AM

liar. you're probably as white as me, the apogee of careful aryian breeding and genetic manipulation to create the perfect male.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711632
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 02:32 AM

all to do to prove is a picture.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711633
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/09/2003 02:32 AM

She may be telling the truth.. note the Dink icon in use..

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711634
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 02:34 AM

haha most people cant tell. i was born here and i just usually hang out with the "white people".

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711638
Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
07/09/2003 02:36 AM

haha most people cant tell. i was born here and i just usually hang out with the "white people".





That's because your head is so far shoved up the "white People's" ass!

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711640
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 02:37 AM

wow really... i thought the smell was coming from me

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711641
Microcube - Hero of Love 13,428 12
07/09/2003 02:37 AM

woah now, you're half gook, but you have a vagina?



this may be ok. can you do martial arts? backflips? do you wear a lot of tight black latex clothing?

 

Side-splitting 8 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711643
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/09/2003 02:38 AM

Show Us Your Backflips!

 

Side-splitting 8 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711644
Daggy 86,684 14
07/09/2003 02:39 AM

HEY!



I called dibs on her!

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711645
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 02:39 AM

yeah i do know some martial arts. No i dont wear tight black clothing

 

Side-splitting 10 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711647
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/09/2003 02:40 AM

Yeah, Pat was here first.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711648
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/09/2003 02:41 AM

Hey wait! No HE wasn't, I WAS!

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711649
RabidCrax 217 9
07/09/2003 02:42 AM

Hello

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711650
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 02:42 AM

...... *confused*

 

Side-splitting 9 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711651
Microcube - Hero of Love 13,428 12
07/09/2003 02:42 AM

why the Frost not? the new department of homeland security regulations require that all halfblood people of asian decent with vaginas wear a lot of tight plastic clothing and do lots of backflips (only if they're hot)

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711652
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/09/2003 02:42 AM

Hi!





*cough*n00bGangBang!

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711653
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 02:42 AM

james!

 

Side-splitting 15 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711655
Daggy 86,684 14
07/09/2003 02:44 AM

<action>claps hands together and thanks god</action>



Hello dear, are you new?

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711656
Microcube - Hero of Love 13,428 12
07/09/2003 02:44 AM

oh god, you're bringing your retarded friends to the site. stop it. stop it now or I will be forced to come up there and deliver some rightous backhands.

 

Side-splitting 8 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711657
Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
07/09/2003 02:44 AM

No Boom Boom Soul Brudda too Buku

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711659
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 02:46 AM

go to hell

 

Side-splitting 10 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711660
Microcube - Hero of Love 13,428 12
07/09/2003 02:47 AM

allready been. saw your folks. grandma almost looked like she was enjoying that vigourous anal fisting session by satan himself.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711661
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 02:49 AM

haha that wasnt satan silly fag, that was my grandy

 

Side-splitting 8 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711663
Microcube - Hero of Love 13,428 12
07/09/2003 02:51 AM

your "grandy" has one hell of a shiney pus-oozing red ass then.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711666
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 02:52 AM

yes it does have somewhat of a reddish tint

 

Side-splitting 7 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711668
Daggy 86,684 14
07/09/2003 02:53 AM

<action>grabs beanbag, popcorn and comfy slippers</action>

 

Side-splitting 9 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711669
Microcube - Hero of Love 13,428 12
07/09/2003 02:55 AM

so yeah. iowa. I hear they have uh... land.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711670
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 02:56 AM

yeah you should buy a town its very possible

 

Side-splitting 9 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711671
ringworm 68,315 13
07/09/2003 02:57 AM

i often grab my own beanbag.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711672
RabidCrax 217 9
07/09/2003 02:58 AM

Yes, we have land...Where are you from Micro? Yea, I heard they have Emersons there

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711673
RabidCrax 217 9
07/09/2003 02:59 AM

Grrrrrr....Profanity block sux

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711674
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/09/2003 03:00 AM

have you guys noticed something?

rabidllama..

rabidcrax..

rabiddoc!

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711675
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 03:00 AM

didnt know there was one

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711676
RabidCrax 217 9
07/09/2003 03:00 AM

doc?

 

Side-splitting 7 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711677
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/09/2003 03:01 AM

Rabies must turn your mind to shuffle.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711678
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 03:01 AM

...?

 

Side-splitting 9 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711679
Daggy 86,684 14
07/09/2003 03:01 AM

Dude! They were hitting on your girlfriend!

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711680
RabidCrax 217 9
07/09/2003 03:03 AM

i kinda noticed...

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711682
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/09/2003 03:03 AM

Thanks Pat.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711683
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 03:04 AM

okay i know im stupid but i was totally oblivious to that fact and it should stop.

 

Side-splitting 21 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711684
ringworm 68,315 13
07/09/2003 03:05 AM

but i can still touch your boobs, right?

 

Side-splitting 13 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711685
Daggy 86,684 14
07/09/2003 03:06 AM

Yeah! Stop it you guys!

 

Side-splitting 27 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711686
Microcube - Hero of Love 13,428 12
07/09/2003 03:06 AM

I'm from sunny san diego. where the people are hotter, the beaches are more manicured, and the asian women do backflips RIGHT ONTO MY Coleridge.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711687
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 03:06 AM

shut the hell up fag

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711689
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/09/2003 03:07 AM

HA!



Here are rabidocs

1 2 3

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711690
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 03:08 AM

alright im not joining this Shakespeareheaded site.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711692
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/09/2003 03:08 AM

Fags don't flap asian women, I do.



 

Side-splitting 18 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711693
Daggy 86,684 14
07/09/2003 03:09 AM

If lovin' this thread is wrong, I don't wanna be right!

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711694
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 03:10 AM

bye

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711695
Microcube - Hero of Love 13,428 12
07/09/2003 03:11 AM

oh no, I've been called a fag. I guess that ends that. trixxie, come on over and we can take turns buggering each other, because acording to her, I must like it, and infact, like men.



thank you for bringing me out of the closet. you'll be in my heart always. and uh... can I Frost your boyfriend? he looks like he needs it.

 

Side-splitting 9 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711696
Microcube - Hero of Love 13,428 12
07/09/2003 03:12 AM

I AM THE KING OF GAB

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711697
ringworm 68,315 13
07/09/2003 03:12 AM

what is so faggy about wanting to fondle your bosoms? i won't bother to mention that you've already joined, but you'll certainly be missed.

 

Side-splitting 9 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711698
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/09/2003 03:12 AM

She started acting a lot tougher after her manboy showed up. Now she's all like, not into us and everything? Whereas before she was all like "Yeah, I'm just moving in with him to get away from my folks. It'll be good until somthing better comes along."



He should have seen what she said in Chat where there's no record of it. Oh well..

 

Side-splitting 14 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711699
Daggy 86,684 14
07/09/2003 03:13 AM

Aww.... Daggy new pet go bye bye.

 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711700
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/09/2003 03:16 AM

Sorry Pat. She went on to n00b heaven, where Shakespeareheads "lol" all day long, and you've always "got mail".



We'll find you a new one real soon..

 

Side-splitting 20 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711701
Pat the stud from New Zealand 86,684 14
07/09/2003 03:20 AM

She totally dug me.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711703
ringworm 68,315 13
07/09/2003 03:29 AM

so does john get pissed off when potential ad impressions are chased off like that?

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711704
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/09/2003 03:31 AM

i know ill be dirt poor when i move out and the last thing i can afford is a computer.



I don't think John is missing much with this one.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711705
ringworm 68,315 13
07/09/2003 03:33 AM

hey, heidi vu, you need to fix that broken image tag at http://www.geocities.com/whiazn/. also, are those recipes for grass as in pot, or the grass on the front lawn?

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711706
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 03:38 AM

glad you got so much time to do research on me... im honored

 

Side-splitting 7 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711707
ringworm 68,315 13
07/09/2003 03:40 AM

weren't you leaving? fix your damned web page.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711708
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 03:41 AM

but theres alot more obvious things that went right over all of your heads

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711710
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 03:42 AM

i dont rememeber making the site...

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711711
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/09/2003 03:42 AM

wow.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711713
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 03:43 AM

it was probably the one i made about cannibus quite a while ago

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711714
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/09/2003 03:44 AM

so, did you get rid of your boyfriend again?

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711715
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 03:45 AM

no... i dont care if he follows me or goes where he wants.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711717
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/09/2003 03:46 AM

how much longer until you move out?

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711719
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 03:47 AM

1 and a half years

 

Side-splitting 7 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711720
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/09/2003 03:49 AM

a few months from moving out turned into a year and a half?

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711721
Beeblebrox 31,599 13
07/09/2003 03:49 AM

You must have made up the recipies, because everyone knows you simmer the weed in butter for 15 minutes to extract all the active ingredients and then cook with the butter, throwing away the green stuff because it is no longer useful. Then just use the butter as you would in your favorite recipies.



Why would you want to eat all that foliage?

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711723
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 03:50 AM

like i said alot went right over everyones head

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711724
ringworm 68,315 13
07/09/2003 03:51 AM

roughage keeps you regular

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711725
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/09/2003 03:51 AM

To help stay regular?



mmm.. rrruffage!

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711726
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/09/2003 03:52 AM

bah! curses.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711727
ringworm 68,315 13
07/09/2003 03:53 AM

yes, but you failed to elaborate, and since we're so stupid that a lot (two words) went over our heads, we still don't get it.

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711728
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/09/2003 03:53 AM

I thought you were busy holding down the SiteBot thread..

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711730
ringworm 68,315 13
07/09/2003 03:56 AM

i'm multitasking

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711731
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/09/2003 03:57 AM

I'm procrastinating.

 

Side-splitting 15 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711732
Microcube - Hero of Love 13,428 12
07/09/2003 04:01 AM

I'm masturbating.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711733
ringworm 68,315 13
07/09/2003 04:04 AM

i'm black.

 

Side-splitting 20 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711734
Mr. Gardenback 8,660 11
07/09/2003 04:15 AM

I'm sorry I missed all of this. Don't listen to these people, llama. They're a bunch of sickos. I'm one of the few good ones left. These people are base and vulgar. They want to find you and caress your supple young body, use you for their deviant sexual practices, lock you in their subterranean love dungeons. Trust me, I look out for the new people here.



As for the rest of you... for shame.

 

Side-splitting 7 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711735
Pat the stud from New Zealand 86,684 14
07/09/2003 04:15 AM

I'm a really good looking sheep farmer.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711736
ringworm 68,315 13
07/09/2003 04:24 AM

<action>is shocked and awed</action>my frownies doubled in this thread. what the hell?

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711737
Microcube - Hero of Love 13,428 12
07/09/2003 04:29 AM

I think I got like 10 mahas in this thread.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711738
Mr. Gardenback 8,660 11
07/09/2003 04:29 AM

Our two new users have contributed a total of 13 negaclicks tonight.

 

Side-splitting 15 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711740
Pat the stud from New Zealand 86,684 14
07/09/2003 04:35 AM

I didn't get any, I told you she wanted me!

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711743
D.B. Cooper 1,800 12
07/09/2003 04:40 AM

The rabbidllamadoccrax crew have hatched an evil plot using negaclickies to avenge the credit card signature bit?



link

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711744
ringworm 68,315 13
07/09/2003 04:41 AM

probably because you have a bigger weenie than james.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711759
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/09/2003 07:48 AM

Chuckleflap has a bigger weenie than James.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711761
ringworm 68,315 13
07/09/2003 07:53 AM

he's a guy, it's expected. daggy isn't. that's what makes it funny.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711762
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/09/2003 07:56 AM

Dur, ok. I missed the continuity with the post in-between. Clickie for you.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711763
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/09/2003 07:58 AM

Mahas have increased.

Small price to pay for the laughs.

I wear them proudly.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711767
Hot Buttered Stoat 9,077 10
07/09/2003 08:34 AM

I'm Batman.

 

Hilarious 10 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711769
Trae, Mistress of the Webinet 156,785 17
07/09/2003 09:31 AM

The V-63 Cadillac was a continuation of the 1924 line, expanded to include the "Custom" line introduced in October, 1924.

Five "Custom" bodies were shown in the catalog, but a total of eight were listed by job number.

The new line was custom to the extent that the customer could choose from 24 color harmonies and 10 upholstery patterns.

The introduction of Duco finishes signaled this start to a color explosion which hit Cadillac in the next few years.

Nickel plated radiator shell and lights became standard.

The scrolled radiator shell, first exclusive to the "Custom" line, was adapted to the standard line.

The "Custom" line was distinguished by sloping windshields and double belt molding.

A two-door, five passenger Coach body was added to the Standard line.

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711788
Trae, Mistress of the Webinet 156,785 17
07/09/2003 10:32 AM

this is a great n00b initiation thread.



let this be a lesson!!





roflmao!!!!1

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711813
Mechanico Grazny 56,794 18
07/09/2003 11:06 AM

What fun! The llama will be back, her "boyfriend" won't.

Not much to do in Iowa.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711821
PuggyD 48,304 12
07/09/2003 11:24 AM

I tell you...I decide to sleep for one night, and this is the Shakespeare I miss.



When, God??? When will I get to debase a n00b???

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711857
Hot Buttered Stoat 9,077 10
07/09/2003 12:58 PM

ROFLMAOLFMNALOAOLFNO!!!!

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711925
RabidCrax 217 9
07/09/2003 03:30 PM

Suck a nut kids

You're overly imature

And you are some sort of elite geeks if you can't let a girl pass through a forum without being harassed. Grow some balls and try to get a real girl, not someone you'll never get to see. Or is that why you do it? Afraid someone will see you?

Oh, and my dick can rival all of yours, it's a sad fact.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711928
jellytot 3,504 11
07/09/2003 03:35 PM

Ah, but we have several "<a href='www.realdoll.com'>real girls</a>" and they do let us see them!

 

Side-splitting 9 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711929
Mechanico Grazny 56,794 18
07/09/2003 03:35 PM

Rabidcracfelcher,

Dude, lighten up. The young lady grew tired of laughing at you and went in search of another source of comedy.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711930
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 03:39 PM

rabid crax is my guy actually and ill never grow tired of him. and im not devoted to making myself a slut just to get support on the site

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711932
RabidCrax 217 9
07/09/2003 03:40 PM

G'damn you guys are morons

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711934
RabidCrax 217 9
07/09/2003 03:41 PM

knock knock

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711935
Mechanico Grazny 56,794 18
07/09/2003 03:44 PM

Rabidllama,

As mentioned before, REAL women either show em or tell the requester to Frost-off. Only the insecure dally with SUYT.

Speaking of insecure, your "friend" is and you know it. Why else would you feel the need to pledge your "undying love and devotion" to him on line.

How quaint...*aaack*

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711936
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 03:48 PM

i dont know about him... but i am insecure. extremely insecure. i dont care what that makes me.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711937
RabidCrax 217 9
07/09/2003 03:51 PM

damnit is said knock knock

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711938
Chickens 286,326 61
07/09/2003 03:52 PM

Is there a limit on how many of your clicks register in one thread, cause I pushed the envelope in this one.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711939
Mechanico Grazny 56,794 18
07/09/2003 03:52 PM

If you're insecure, maybe this is the place to develope a thick skin. Stick around...you'll laugh until you poop your pants. Read some more and maybe you'll stay and play.

Oh, tell Rabidcrack to SUYT.

Shut Up You Twat

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711940
Chickens 286,326 61
07/09/2003 03:53 PM

who's there?

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711941
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 03:54 PM

it doesnt matter where i go. insecurity is who i am and i dont show it much.

 

Side-splitting 20 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711942
RabidChickens 286,326 61
07/09/2003 03:54 PM

Something's happening to me.

 

Chuckleworthy 4 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711943
RabidCrax 217 9
07/09/2003 03:55 PM

How about you guys stop being retarded and start owning up to Shakespeare instead of trying to justify harassing somoene....There is not justification for it. SHe said stop now stop. And what me and heidi say to eachother is our perogative, not yours, so stay out of our buisness.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711944
Mechanico Grazny 56,794 18
07/09/2003 03:56 PM

We're all insecure to a point.



*Here's a hint*

Don't give out any information you don't want the WHOLE WORLD to know.

 

  1 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711945
RabidCrax 217 9
07/09/2003 03:58 PM

As in?

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711946
Mechanico Grazny 56,794 18
07/09/2003 03:58 PM

Stay out of our business

That you've broadcast on the Internet.



Who's the moron?

 

Side-splitting 9 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711947
Trae, Mistress of the Webinet 156,785 17
07/09/2003 03:58 PM

I just want it noted that I, Trae, did not participate in any n00b bashing in this thread.



YOU HEAR ME JOHN HARGRAVE??



 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711948
RabidCrax 217 9
07/09/2003 03:58 PM

Don't be a dumbass

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711950
Kellogg's Porn Flakes 3,943 11
07/09/2003 03:59 PM

Heidi? I thought that was you. Damn woman, that Shakespeare you were doing last night with your tongue was Frost-ing A!! Love you baby!

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711951
RabidCrax 217 9
07/09/2003 04:00 PM

As I said, It our PEROGATIVE not it's our SECRET...Maybe you should get a vocab check, kid.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711952
Microcube - Hero of Love 13,428 12
07/09/2003 04:00 PM

oh man, mechanic, stop posting to this thread, you're giving these fine people a bad impression of this place.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711953
RabidCrax 217 9
07/09/2003 04:01 PM

Funny story, I was with Heidi last night...Nice dreams

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711954
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 04:01 PM

stfu

 

Side-splitting 8 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711955
Kellogg's Porn Flakes 3,943 11
07/09/2003 04:03 PM

suyt

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711956
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 04:04 PM

hell no

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711957
Mechanico Grazny 56,794 18
07/09/2003 04:04 PM

Good Day Mr. Hydaphobia

 

Side-splitting 17 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711958
RabidChickens 286,326 61
07/09/2003 04:05 PM

<action> foams at mouth more than normal</action>

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711959
Mechanico Grazny 56,794 18
07/09/2003 04:07 PM

Thanks Microcube

That's the MOST ADULT suggestion I've heard all day.

 

Side-splitting 21 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711960
Microcube - Hero of Love 13,428 12
07/09/2003 04:07 PM

llama, crax, to put it in easier to understand terms, you are little more than toys for most of this board. if you reaaalllyyy feel the need to post here, just stick it out, try not to be retarded, and dont post so much. there are a few dumbasses here, but we keep them in the attic and dont talk about them much.



so I guess what I'm trying to say, is that midgets are the absolute best people to have sex with, cause your Coleridge looks Frost-ing massive in their tiny little hands.

 

Side-splitting 15 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711961
Trae, Rabid Mistress 156,785 17
07/09/2003 04:07 PM

<action> foams

 

  2 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711964
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 04:09 PM

im glad everyone here can stay so original

 

  2 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711965
RabidCrax 217 9
07/09/2003 04:10 PM

How about you all go to ipchicken.com and tell me that big long number...It means nothing...

 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711966
Trae, Rabid Mistress 156,785 17
07/09/2003 04:10 PM

LlamaCrax, taste great with milk!!

 

Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711967
RabidCrax 217 9
07/09/2003 04:11 PM

Funny...A picture of legs foaming....Hmmm...SOunds like an few STDs there...

 

Side-splitting 19 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711968
Trae, Rabid Mistress 156,785 17
07/09/2003 04:12 PM

A Few???



Honey, you flatter me.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711969
RabidCrax 217 9
07/09/2003 04:13 PM

Tramp

 

Side-splitting 19 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711970
Trae, Rabid Mistress 156,785 17
07/09/2003 04:15 PM

<action> cries

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711971
Kellogg's Porn Flakes 3,943 11
07/09/2003 04:16 PM

Someone should page Gardenback. He'd really want to be here.

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711972
Microcube - Hero of Love 13,428 12
07/09/2003 04:16 PM

I have a few too, want some? this chlamidia crap really isn't doing anything, you can have that one.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711973
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/09/2003 04:17 PM

aw man! the n00bs are back I have to finish my homework set. flap.

 

Side-splitting 17 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711974
Microcube - Hero of Love 13,428 12
07/09/2003 04:18 PM

and what would you do if you had our IP address?!?! HAXOR US?!?! holy crap! GO TO DEFCON 1 EVERYBODY THERES A 1337 H4X0R ON THE BOARD. GET IN YOUR BOMB SHELTERS, WE'RE Frost-ing DOOMED EVERYBODY

 

Side-splitting 15 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711975
RabidChickens 286,326 61
07/09/2003 04:20 PM

I've got problems.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711976
RabidFrog 173,148 25
07/09/2003 04:23 PM

<action> - frothing </action>stupid foam!



*snarl*



obscuring.. probablility.. tables..

must.. finish.. homework..

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711978
RabidCrax 217 9
07/09/2003 04:24 PM

It's called Netdevil

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711979
Trae, Rabid Mistress 156,785 17
07/09/2003 04:24 PM

Ok, now did the Llama go get the Crax because we showed her a gaping anus or because we picked on her too hard and he was the next best thing to calling her Mommy and Daddy??



I'm just trying to understand the hostility people.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711980
RabidCrax 217 9
07/09/2003 04:25 PM

Give me Ip address and you can try it out...Sub7 as well

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711981
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 04:28 PM

no ... this site wont drop its sexual comments. Im not one to show and they dont seem to get that.

 

Side-splitting 14 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711982
Kellogg's Porn Flakes 3,943 11
07/09/2003 04:28 PM

Captain, script kiddies off the starboard bow. Shall I divert auxiliary power to the main firewalls?

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711983
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/09/2003 04:28 PM

her pop sounds like a real scat.. I'd be much more scared of him than Lord Pimpleflap, here.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711984
RabidCrax 217 9
07/09/2003 04:28 PM

Also...I just sent a nice email to Zug...I don't think you'll be harrassing anyone else soon

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711985
RabidCrax 217 9
07/09/2003 04:30 PM

lol...You must be stupid...You think your free firewall will block a netdevil? What do you think they were created for?

 

Side-splitting 11 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711986
Trae, Rabid Mistress 156,785 17
07/09/2003 04:30 PM

<action> shakes in shoes; realizes she's not wearing shoes

 

  3 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711987
RabidCrax 217 9
07/09/2003 04:30 PM

And I emphasize free...Cuz you're all broke as Frost

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711988
Kellogg's Porn Flakes 3,943 11
07/09/2003 04:31 PM

Oh man, now we're all screwed.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711989
Beebizzle 31,599 13
07/09/2003 04:33 PM

Microcube is right.



About the midgets, I mean.



Is that politically correct? Should we call them dwarves? Or are they just little people?

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711990
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/09/2003 04:34 PM

"When I flap, I flap for broke."



-Frogpop Creedo

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711991
Trae, Rabid Mistress 156,785 17
07/09/2003 04:34 PM

Basically this new guy has threatened us all with hacking into our computers via our IP addresses as well as hacking into the ZUG site.



So... in my personal judgement this constitutes hostile behavior towards the owner of the site, therefore bringing about the possiblity of being banned/reported etc.



Lighten up Francis... jeez what a maroon.

 

  3 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711992
RabidCrax 217 9
07/09/2003 04:36 PM

lol..has nothing to do with the site...If you weren't making yourself so stupid trying to use large words you would have the time to think about that...If I have your IP address no hacking the site is needed

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711993
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/09/2003 04:37 PM

Pat is going to be very upset with both of you.

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711994
RabidCrax 217 9
07/09/2003 04:37 PM

Psh....And you all make it so much easier...Thanks for the Email addresses

 

Side-splitting 14 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711995
RabidChickens 286,326 61
07/09/2003 04:39 PM

It's spreading...

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711996
RabidCrax 217 9
07/09/2003 04:39 PM

I don't care...Like as not we're all going to get kicked...Anyway, I already threatened to report the site...And trust me, Zug is not going to like that...Everyone in this forum will prolly be goin bye bye...If I dont get to it first

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711997
RabidCrax 217 9
07/09/2003 04:40 PM

Also, Sub7 and NetDevil will dissable your internet protection...SO DON'T EXPECT ANY LUCK FROM THAT

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711998
RabidChickens 286,326 61
07/09/2003 04:40 PM

I got your firewall right here, beotch.

 

Side-splitting 8 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=711999
RabidChickens 286,326 61
07/09/2003 04:41 PM

And trust me, Zug is not going to like that



We all fear Zug, Inc. like we fear the IRS.

 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712000
Trae, Rabid Mistress 156,785 17
07/09/2003 04:44 PM

whatevah, I do what I want

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712001
RabidCrax 217 9
07/09/2003 04:44 PM

lol...scroll up

 

Side-splitting 20 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712002
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/09/2003 04:47 PM

Oh well, it was nice while it lasted..



Good thing RabidCrax is only going to ruin our decoy site. I mean, it's not like he even knows about our fortress of solitude at HoB. Thank god we'll always be safe over there, right? RIGHT!?

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712003
Ms. Trixxie Moon LeMay-Del la Fluentes Esq. 65,021 15
07/09/2003 04:48 PM

How come I don't understand about 2/3rds of this thread, anyho, Hack me sweetie, pay no attention to the black helicopters and men with sunglasses and dark suits. They're there to help you.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712004
RabidCrax 217 9
07/09/2003 04:50 PM

Zug has been reported to the NIPC for allowing Sexual Harassment in a forum to continue after 2 prior reports to the site.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712005
Ms. Trixxie Moon LeMay-Del la Fluentes Esq. 65,021 15
07/09/2003 04:51 PM

Hey Don't we have that you have to be over 18 to post here protection bot on. Anyway, hide the kiddie pron quick before the IFCPOTIN get here.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712006
Kellogg's Porn Flakes 3,943 11
07/09/2003 04:52 PM

Oh my God Trixxie!!! Don't you realize they have our email addresses!! Do you understand the sheer magnitude of this? Do you? Before you know it, he'll be impersonating you and acting in gay pr0n flicks.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712007
Ms. Trixxie Moon LeMay-Del la Fluentes Esq. 65,021 15
07/09/2003 04:53 PM

I am a beautiful lady. They paid me a lot of money for those lesbo scenes.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712008
Ms. Trixxie Moon LeMay-Del la Fluentes Esq. 65,021 15
07/09/2003 04:54 PM

and my email no workie.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712009
Beebizzle 31,599 13
07/09/2003 04:57 PM

SUYT!

 

Side-splitting 12 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712010
Ms. Trixxie Moon LeMay-Del la Fluentes Esq. 65,021 15
07/09/2003 04:58 PM

I did that at Gablanta.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712012
Trae, Rabid Mistress 156,785 17
07/09/2003 05:09 PM

NIPC



Nipple

Inverted

Police

Corporation



?

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712013
Ms. Trixxie Moon LeMay-Del la Fluentes Esq. 65,021 15
07/09/2003 05:10 PM

National Introverted Porn Convention?

 

Side-splitting 8 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712015
rabidringworm 68,315 13
07/09/2003 05:14 PM

oh Frost-ing hell, did i miss it? all this excitement, and i'm sitting here working like a chump.

 

Side-splitting 13 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712016
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/09/2003 05:16 PM

N00bs Interfering with Priceless Comedy.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712017
Trae, Rabid Mistress 156,785 17
07/09/2003 05:18 PM

Nitpicker's International Petty Convention?

 

Side-splitting 12 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712019
Ms. Trixxie Moon LeMay-Del la Fluentes Esq. 65,021 15
07/09/2003 05:20 PM

Nabisco International Pudding Company.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712021
rabidringworm 68,315 13
07/09/2003 05:24 PM

why would a security agency give a blue Frost about some overblown harassment claim? i suspect they'd be more concerned about some threeleet script kiddie threatening to hax0r people.



dipShakespeare.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712023
Mechanico Grazny 56,794 18
07/09/2003 05:27 PM

Go ahead and beat my brains in with a lead pipe for my lack of knowledge in things related to computers, but what type of virus is "haxor"?

In what way does it affect one's computer.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712024
rabidringworm 68,315 13
07/09/2003 05:30 PM

the only negative effect of the standard aol hax0r is to leave a slimy idiot residue on the keyboard.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712025
RabidChickens 286,326 61
07/09/2003 05:32 PM

<action> hands out the lead pipes</action>

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712026
RabidChickens 286,326 61
07/09/2003 05:32 PM

It's hacker babble for the word hacker.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712027
Mechanico Grazny 56,794 18
07/09/2003 05:33 PM

<action>Scratches His Head</action>

Okay, I'll consider myself warned.

Thank you Ringwo..uh RABID Ringworm.

 

Side-splitting 7 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712028
Declan McManus 131,869 36
07/09/2003 05:33 PM

Nice



Italian-American



Penis



Collection

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712031
Declan McManus 131,869 36
07/09/2003 05:35 PM

Hey Chickens..sent you an email about 2 1/2 weeks ago, did you delete it without reading?



Love, Declan

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712047
rabidringworm 68,315 13
07/09/2003 05:50 PM

i thought it was script kiddie babble for hacker. i can't imagine anyone w/ half a brain actually talking like that.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712052
Trae, Rabid Mistress 156,785 17
07/09/2003 05:53 PM

What cracks me up is we were hardly mean to her. I mean, come on people, we were much worse to Jacobpants and she's still alive.



As far as we know.....

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712057
PuggyD 48,304 12
07/09/2003 05:59 PM

Seriously, although this was a pretty lengthy thread, it was much more tame than lots of stuff that's gone down here.



Maybe the NIPO will write our name on the blackboard, and put a check after it so we'll know that we've been really bad....

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712058
RabidChickens 286,326 61
07/09/2003 05:59 PM

I got nuttin.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712059
PuggyD 48,304 12
07/09/2003 06:00 PM

Dammit, NIPC, not NIPO.



I was thinking of "Perfect Strangers" again.

 

Side-splitting 22 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712064
Mr. Gardenback 8,660 11
07/09/2003 06:04 PM

Hey llama and crax, you guys need to lighten up, everything's just fun and games here. I think you guys have real GAB potential. To be honest, I really like you. In some ways, I even want to be like you. In fact, just today, in an effort to get in touch with my Vietnamese roots, I ate my dog and forced some people to play Russian Roulette at gunpoint.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712068
Declan McManus 131,869 36
07/09/2003 06:08 PM

Chickens-- re sent.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712069
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 06:08 PM

how lovely, but you really upset james.

 

Side-splitting 20 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712070
Trae, Rabid Mistress 156,785 17
07/09/2003 06:09 PM

You know Gardenback it's funny...I too attempted to get back in touch with MY vietnamese roots and totally jacked up my honda with clear tail lights, spoilers, enzo tip exhaust and a neon kit.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712073
Cueball 19,242 12
07/09/2003 06:11 PM

Why would you want to live in a dump like Sioux City? It sucks here.. I mean there.

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712076
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 06:13 PM

you've never been here... so why should you comment

 

Side-splitting 12 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712078
ringworm 68,315 13
07/09/2003 06:14 PM

then james is a whiny sissy tittybaby. words make him cry, just like the baby jesus.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712079
Mr. Gardenback 8,660 11
07/09/2003 06:14 PM

WHo is James? Is he going to report me to the Intranet Police?

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712080
Cueball 19,242 12
07/09/2003 06:15 PM

I was there earlier today, as a matter of fact.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712083
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 06:16 PM

james is rabidcrax. he reported the whole site for the allowment of sexual harassment

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712084
Trae, Rabid Mistress 156,785 17
07/09/2003 06:17 PM

Yeah you better watch out for Cueball, he's a loose screw. Oh yeah... careful.



He's with the midwest farmers association of ass kickers!

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712085
Cueball 19,242 12
07/09/2003 06:18 PM

Glad I wasn't here.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712086
Cueball 19,242 12
07/09/2003 06:19 PM

Loose screw?



They oughta change the name to Screw City.

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712087
Trae, Rabid Mistress 156,785 17
07/09/2003 06:19 PM

Oh Jimmy your so fine. Your so fine you blow my mind, Hey Jimmy! Hey Jimmy!

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712088
Cueball 19,242 12
07/09/2003 06:20 PM

Jimmy Kimmel?

 

Side-splitting 8 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712089
Mr. Gardenback 8,660 11
07/09/2003 06:20 PM

We're all going to be arrested probably. If we go to prison, I'm the butch and Mechanic is my bitch.

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712091
Trae, Rabid Mistress 156,785 17
07/09/2003 06:21 PM

"I'm the pitcher, you're the catcher, I'm the pitcher, you're the catcher!!"

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712093
Cueball 19,242 12
07/09/2003 06:21 PM

Welcome to GAB rabidllama. Watch out for Trixxie. She's a beautiful woman who's liable to steal James away from you.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712094
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 06:22 PM

... thats the spirit

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712096
Cueball 19,242 12
07/09/2003 06:23 PM

The spirit of the radio?



</lame Rush reference>

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712097
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 06:23 PM

james isnt into sluts...

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712099
Cueball 19,242 12
07/09/2003 06:24 PM

I thought all the chicks in Sioux City were sluts. At least the ones that hang out at Teasers are.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712100
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 06:27 PM

thats because you think too much

 

Side-splitting 20 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712102
Mr. Gardenback 8,660 11
07/09/2003 06:31 PM

Hey e.e. cummings, can I interest you in some punctuation and capitalization?

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712103
Cueball 19,242 12
07/09/2003 06:31 PM

You're a bot, aren't you?

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712104
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 06:32 PM

yeah sure, im a bot

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712105
Cueball 19,242 12
07/09/2003 06:34 PM

Hey guys, Kenshin is back.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712106
Mr. Gardenback 8,660 11
07/09/2003 06:35 PM

That's an insult to Kenshin.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712107
Cueball 19,242 12
07/09/2003 06:35 PM

Apparently you've never met Kenshin.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712109
Mr. Gardenback 8,660 11
07/09/2003 06:48 PM

I've talked to him a few times. I stand by my statement.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712111
Declan McManus 131,869 36
07/09/2003 06:49 PM

We're all Kenshin





There is no one named Kenshin

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712114
Trae, Rabid Mistress 156,785 17
07/09/2003 06:53 PM

I've seen Kenshin's peener. TRUST ME when I say there is a Kenshin and his name is Joey.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712115
Declan McManus 131,869 36
07/09/2003 06:55 PM

Trae---read & replied

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712119
Gonzo the Rabid Ribbity Rabbit 20,522 17
07/09/2003 07:00 PM

I still don't understand the compulsion n00bs have to pretend that they're some kind of uber haxxors or something. I mean, does the entire world of 14 er.. um... 18 year-olds truly believe that because they know more than their parents about a computer, that they have some kind of superior ability?



I mean... it's such a consistent reaction... where THE HELL DOES IT COME FROM?!



Also, even though I misseed all the fun, I wanted to say:



SUYT makes the baby James cry.



Thank you... I'll be here all week.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712132
Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
07/09/2003 07:32 PM

Gonzo, that is what all the "forty year old horny men looking for nude pics of young asian hotties" are telling them on AOL









 

Chuckleworthy 4 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712133
RabidCrax 217 9
07/09/2003 07:33 PM

How about I teach you? All I need is an IP Grabber to get your IP Address. Most of you have given me an AIM name, in other words all I g2 do is get you to direct connect, get the IP, And then send a packet through MS DOS. And you wouldn't know a thing untill it's to late, because your dumb ass firewalls are just that, dumb. As are you. Perhaps most kids that say dumb Shakespeare like they can hack are lying. And 1 more thing...Achem, this isn't hacking. THis is sending a virus, Big difference.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712134
ringworm 68,315 13
07/09/2003 07:35 PM

this guy looks a little bit like this guy

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712135
Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
07/09/2003 07:35 PM

<action>Foaming out the crack</action>



 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712137
PuggyD 48,304 12
07/09/2003 07:39 PM

rabidllama, may I be the first to say:



Shut up, Moon.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712138
ringworm 68,315 13
07/09/2003 07:40 PM

whatever rngwrm.dyndns.org resolves to is my ip addresShakespeare me w/ your best shot, rabbitcrap.



note this should not be construed as permission. logging, reporting, and all that fun Shakespeare is still on the table. mommy will be mad if you get her aol cancelled.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712139
Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
07/09/2003 07:42 PM

I think he's calling his homies.....







 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712140
ringworm 68,315 13
07/09/2003 07:46 PM

ph34r

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712142
Gonzo the Rabid Ribbity Rabbit 20,522 17
07/09/2003 07:49 PM

Here ya go:



24.163.250.217

GonzoXP4AIM

ggonzale69@hotmail.com



Now that I'm home. GE wouldn't take kindly to your script-and-freeware follies. Do your worst, Jimmy. Really.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712144
Beebizzle 31,599 13
07/09/2003 07:52 PM

What kind of moron accepts an IM direct connect from someone they dont know?



Oh yeah, only stupid kids.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712145
Gonzo the Rabid Ribbity Rabbit 20,522 17
07/09/2003 07:57 PM

I did. Test messages can hardly hurt my system.

 

Side-splitting 14 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712146
Trae, Mistress of the Webinet 156,785 17
07/09/2003 07:58 PM

<action> makes yap yap hand motions





I'm gonna hack into you blah blah blah you're gonna be sorry blah blah blah you are all dumb dumbs blah blah blah

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712149
Gonzo the Rabid Ribbity Rabbit 20,522 17
07/09/2003 08:00 PM

Scratch that... Text messages.



I am sooooo shakin in my Doc Martins...



Tallywhacker05: You offered yourself as an example



Umm... sure.

 

Side-splitting 8 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712151
ringworm 68,315 13
07/09/2003 08:02 PM

0H N0ez!!!11!!!! U g0t da v1ru5!!!! LOlOLOLOL!!11!

 

Side-splitting 9 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712152
Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
07/09/2003 08:02 PM

trae I didn't know you spoke Vietnemese?





 

Side-splitting 9 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712154
Trae, Mistress of the Webinet 156,785 17
07/09/2003 08:05 PM

Ah so...

 

Side-splitting 14 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712155
Gonzo the Rabid Ribbity Rabbit 20,522 17
07/09/2003 08:09 PM

Yes... send that packet to the MS-DOS on my Mac. While you're at it, you can send a virus to the CP/M on my XP machine, and perform a double-blackflip Goatse attack on my server via the SCSI DMA interface that hides underneath the TOS GUI.



Cut the Shakespeare and maek with teh FUNEY!

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712156
Hot Buttered Stoat 9,077 10
07/09/2003 08:12 PM

I'm at a loss about what to contribute to this conversation. So i'll simply say:



Dang Bao! Dang Bao!

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712157
Trae, Mistress of the Webinet 156,785 17
07/09/2003 08:13 PM

Countdown to Dumbass...5...4...3...2..

 

Side-splitting 7 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712159
Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
07/09/2003 08:15 PM

I'm not going to post Trae I wont be the Dumba......AH Shakespeare!



Your Titties powers are too much for me!

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712162
Eric Nguyen The Vietnemese Translator 23,705 11
07/09/2003 08:18 PM

Dang Bao Dang Bao!



Translated:

You try mess my computah I burn down your Doughnut shop!

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712163
Kellogg's Porn Flakes 3,943 11
07/09/2003 08:18 PM

I have to say...this thread is a Frost-ing pee-fest!

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712165
Hot Buttered Stoat 9,077 10
07/09/2003 08:21 PM

Actually, Dang Bao is vietnamese for 'Don't Shoot!'

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712166
RabidCrax 217 9
07/09/2003 08:22 PM

The Emerson tells me he has a mac after it is sent...That wasn't even funny

 

Side-splitting 17 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712167
Gonzo the Rabid Ribbity Rabbit 20,522 17
07/09/2003 08:23 PM

The Haxor chronicle thus far:



Tallywhacker05: You offered yourself as an example



GonzoXP4AIM: Yes... yes I did.



GonzoXP4AIM: I'm not really sure what you can do to my PCs short of a DOS or, at worst a DDOS attack, but go for it, man.



GonzoXP4AIM: Still waiting...



Tallywhacker05: <IMG SRC="Yahoo! Messenger.lnk" ID="1" WIDTH="30" HEIGHT="31" DATASIZE="702"><BINARY><DATA ID="1" SIZE="702">L



GonzoXP4AIM: That's a nice tag.



Tallywhacker05: yep



Tallywhacker05: Right click



Tallywhacker05: Open



GonzoXP4AIM: Thing is, many people, especially GAB type folk, don't use the AIM client.



Tallywhacker05: lol



Tallywhacker05: Click open



GonzoXP4AIM: There's no "Open" to click. And even if there were, why would I do suche a foolish thing?



Tallywhacker05: cuz you're stupid



Tallywhacker05: just try it



Tallywhacker05: 1 time



Tallywhacker05: no harm will come to you



Tallywhacker05: nada



GonzoXP4AIM: You don't get it, do you? There's no such option using the Fire client on a Mac.



Tallywhacker05: u Frost-ing Shakespearehead!!!!



Tallywhacker05: Now I g2 Frost-ing go get a mac virus



Tallywhacker05: BITCH



Tallywhacker05: Why would you buy a Mac?!



Tallywhacker05: MACS SUCK



GonzoXP4AIM: This is comedy gold.

 

Side-splitting 26 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712170
Hot Buttered Stoat 9,077 10
07/09/2003 08:29 PM

Ah, the old 'open this file, it's a virus i'm sending you' trick.



This guy's hard core.

 

Side-splitting 12 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712175
Trae, Mistress of the Webinet 156,785 17
07/09/2003 08:36 PM

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!



What a maroon.



Hey, psssst a/s/l?

Wanna virus?

Click on this link.

BOOYAH!



Bahahahahaha!



l00ser!

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712176
Kellogg's Porn Flakes 3,943 11
07/09/2003 08:38 PM

Let's start a pool. I've got $20 that says this assinine script kiddie will finally get bored and Frostoff in 3 days.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712177
Eric Nguyen The Vietnemese Translator 23,705 11
07/09/2003 08:39 PM

Your giving him too much credit.



 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712178
Cueball 19,242 12
07/09/2003 08:40 PM

Should we just start calling Jimmy "Ripper" now?

 

Side-splitting 8 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712179
Pat the stud from New Zealand 86,684 14
07/09/2003 08:44 PM

Dear Jim and Heidi,

Nancy and I are terribly disappointed in your behaviour. We offered our welcome and you turned out to be nothing but troublemakers. Little James wants to change his name to Zappa and it is your fault!

Pat and Nance.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712180
Kellogg's Porn Flakes 3,943 11
07/09/2003 08:47 PM

Thanks for directing us to his picture ringworm. He's so dreamy!! I just can't stop masturbating!

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712182
Microcube - Hero of Love 13,428 12
07/09/2003 08:48 PM

I like this thread a whole lot.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712184
Gonzo the Rabid Ribbity Rabbit 20,522 17
07/09/2003 08:51 PM

Oh, well... This was fun. I gotta go do laundry, now.

 

Side-splitting 8 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712185
Kellogg's Porn Flakes 3,943 11
07/09/2003 08:54 PM

Wash your darks seperately. No, I don't mean negroes.

 

5,097 15
07/09/2003 09:21 PM

If the genius has a trojan, what does he need a port for? Trojan's are instant backdoors, is he seriously this Frost-ing retarded? Besides even a script kiddie can DL a prog to Frost-ing PORTSCAN. God d4mn motherfu(|<ing morons.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712202
rabidllama 896 10
07/09/2003 09:47 PM

i leave for an hour to fill a job application and i see this... bah

 

Side-splitting 17 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712204
El Volante 10,315 10
07/09/2003 09:48 PM

So far the funniest thing is where he thinks Hargrave gives a Shakespeare about sexual harrasment. I mean, anyone that's been arrested for nun rape that many times can't really care that much about saying boobs.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712206
Cueball 19,242 12
07/09/2003 09:50 PM

McDonalds must be hiring.

 

Side-splitting 7 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712214
Swizzle 3,957 10
07/09/2003 10:08 PM

I just made a wee-wee. In my pants. DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712215
Eric Nguyen The Vietnemese Translator 23,705 11
07/09/2003 10:14 PM

So what is the latest on the RabidHacker? Anybody else get graced with his superior Computer intelligence?

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712217
Mr. Gardenback 8,660 11
07/09/2003 10:29 PM

He sent me this picture and told me I had just been h4X0r3d.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712218
Swizzle 3,957 10
07/09/2003 10:39 PM

So this is where Jimmy gets his computer know-how.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712219
Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
07/09/2003 10:40 PM

Gee Mr. Gardenback. I guess he 0wz j00 now.

 

Side-splitting 10 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712249
Mr. Gardenback 8,660 11
07/09/2003 11:36 PM

I'm owned like a strong man with copious melanin in 1859.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712251
Jaggylioness 11,895 13
07/09/2003 11:51 PM

Wow. What a thread to read in one go. Worth it though, my clickie finger isn't speaking to me.

 

Side-splitting 10 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712255
ringworm 68,315 13
07/10/2003 12:38 AM

he waited until i went out to eat before he tried me.



now his away message says he's at michael's, which is no doubt, sioux city's finest small rodent fetish club.

 

Side-splitting 8 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712258
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/10/2003 12:46 AM

you mean other than "The Taming of Your Shrew"?

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712263
ringworm 68,315 13
07/10/2003 12:54 AM

michael's has those private rooms

 

Side-splitting 9 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712264
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/10/2003 12:58 AM

oh yeah, the Vole Holes.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712265
ringworm 68,315 13
07/10/2003 01:00 AM

if pissbrain comes back, tell him i'm taking a crap and a shower (perhaps even simultaneously). i still want to get hacked though, so if his mommy will let him stay up a bit longer, i'll be back on the air soon.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712266
Fluro 14,139 11
07/10/2003 01:10 AM

D8UV log in and Ill click you for that one. This thread has been classic.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712272
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/10/2003 01:17 AM

Yeah ditto. Very well done indeed.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712316
Rick_Dammit 1,183 10
07/10/2003 04:54 AM

Holy blue hell that took some time

the proverbial penny at the bottom of the well



I seriously injured my clickie finger

compared to the Shakespeare Ive just read my initiation is mild



just curious but did anyone get the point/hacked/laid?

 

Side-splitting 17 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712317
Microcube - Hero of Love 13,428 12
07/10/2003 05:00 AM

they didn't get the point, nobody got hacked, and I sobomized a midget.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712318
Microcube - Hero of Love 13,428 12
07/10/2003 05:01 AM

whoaaaa now. mix-masta dyslexia kickin' it old-skool, ya dig?

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712329
Rick_Dammit 1,183 10
07/10/2003 05:39 AM

theres a support group



DAM Mothers Agianst Dyslexia

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712331
Rick_Dammit 1,183 10
07/10/2003 05:41 AM

Shakespeare Shakespeare Shakespeare



against

 

Side-splitting 12 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712344
Hot Buttered Stoat 9,077 10
07/10/2003 06:15 AM

So let me get this straight... this assmonkey can only use his elite hax0r skillz once he's AIM'd people to inquire what OS they have, what ports are open in the firewalls he previously said won't help them, and asked people to run an EXE file for him?



Watch out zero cool....

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712347
Rick_Dammit 1,183 10
07/10/2003 06:36 AM

I could have skipped so much of the thread and just read the above recap

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712356
Chickens 286,326 61
07/10/2003 07:31 AM

I think we've found our contagion.

 

Side-splitting 16 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712362
Chickens 286,326 61
07/10/2003 07:58 AM

Truly my best work ever.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712367
Trae, Mistress of the Webinet 156,785 17
07/10/2003 09:27 AM

Daddy???

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712368
Kellogg's Porn Flakes 3,943 11
07/10/2003 09:40 AM

Had to login to pee on you for that one Chickens. I think you've found your calling.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712379
RabidChickens 286,326 61
07/10/2003 10:05 AM

I am the god of bad photoshop.

 

Side-splitting 7 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712412
Rabid Trixxie 65,021 15
07/10/2003 10:57 AM

just got back, Hey numb nuts, durring the day we're at a thing called work, were we get money from large C O R P O R A T I O N S or some of Us the G O V E R N M E N T with multi-million dollar C O M P U T E R S Y S T E M S and vast financial and legal R E S O U R C E S, if you attempt to send a computer virus to us, well this (0) would be your butthole before the attempt and this (( )) would be your butthole after.

 

Side-splitting 15 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712430
RabidLloyd 48,662 14
07/10/2003 11:24 AM

Hahahah! Loser! Your stupid.

If everyone gives me the keys to their houses and/or offices, as well as the passwords to their computer systems, I'll show you what real hacking is!!!

BITCH! LOLOLOLOLO!!!1

 

Side-splitting 24 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712513
D.B. Cooper 1,800 12
07/10/2003 02:09 PM

Photoshop

 

Side-splitting 16 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712519
RabidFoot 48,662 14
07/10/2003 02:12 PM

PS, send this thread to forty friends or else I will hack your computer and a piano will fall on your head.

IT'S TRUE. My friend Peter didn't send it, and I hacked his computer and a piano fell on his head!

Don't be a flattened person under a piano with a hacked computer.

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712531
Trae 156,785 17
07/10/2003 02:36 PM

Bahahahahaha that was the funniest thing I've ever seen.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712532
Chi-Chi Fellipe 161,353 14
07/10/2003 02:36 PM

Is this thread for real? What the Frost is going on here? Why is my head filling with tremendous pressure? Ohh... because it's about to explode.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712534
ringworm 68,315 13
07/10/2003 02:46 PM

i stayed up too late waiting for him to come back from michael's, so i was 40 minutes late for work this morning. as expected, my computer continues to function normally.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712751
Dagwolf the Prophet of God 1,016 11
07/10/2003 09:13 PM

I like rabidllama. I want her to come back.

 

Side-splitting 9 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712766
Hot Buttered Stoat 9,077 10
07/10/2003 10:20 PM

Don't make me lay the photoshop smackdown......



NOT worksafe

 

Side-splitting 13 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=712919
D.B. Cooper 1,800 12
07/11/2003 12:48 AM

Photoshop smackdown #2

Not work safe.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=713014
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/11/2003 02:14 AM

my computer acts like it's passing a stone everytime I click into this thread..

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=713043
Beeblebrox 31,599 13
07/11/2003 03:15 AM

Hello??



Is this thing on?

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=713082
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/11/2003 07:39 AM

Somehow Yahoo managed to get a photo of the happy rabidcouple.

Check it out soon.. it won't be up for long with such super h4x0rs on the loose!

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=713084
Gonzo the Rabid Ribbity Rabbit 20,522 17
07/11/2003 07:42 AM

Awww... coudn't you have at least photoshopped "SANTORUM" onto their chests?

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=713105
Trixxie 65,021 15
07/11/2003 09:51 AM

I think that picture needs to be the front page Cap Con.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=713108
Cryogenically Challenged 2,531 11
07/11/2003 10:06 AM

Man. The things that happen while I'm away!!



I'm proud to be a small part of this site. Now, I must go get a nose job.



I love you all!







Well, you know...most of you.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=716985
Hot Basted Stoat 9,077 10
07/19/2003 10:23 PM

Yeah. Lol.



Tard.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=718583
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/23/2003 03:03 AM

*operation bump*

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=718590
Frogpop 173,148 25
07/23/2003 03:07 AM

p.s. 400th to post!

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=732781
Daggy 86,684 14
08/17/2003 10:27 AM

For Leppy!

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=732820
HemLloyd 48,662 14
08/17/2003 01:40 PM

What happened to Fizzgig? She's pretty hot.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=732828
Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
08/17/2003 01:59 PM

Hey, she's not the only one. Remember, Gab is gay, so there are lots of attractive women hanging around. I think we should petition Playboy to do a "Woumen of Gab" pictorial.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=761276
Captain Comic 14,139 11
09/23/2003 05:48 AM

GonzoXP4AIM: You don't get it, do you? There's no such option using the Fire client on a Mac.



Tallywhacker05: u Frost-ing Shakespearehead!!!!



Tallywhacker05: Now I g2 Frost-ing go get a mac virus



Tallywhacker05: BITCH



Tallywhacker05: Why would you buy a Mac?!



Tallywhacker05: MACS SUCK




That's what I loved about my iBook. Aside from the fact that it's as slow as the short bus advanced maths team now. Any anyone who says "macs suck.. because... they do?!" deserves to have a large pineapple stuck up their ass. Usually, they say it because they own a pc, and have litte contact with macs. They are the kind of people who don't know enough about computers to comfortably be able to say "I don't know" and instead make somthing up. They are the people who piss me off.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=829005
ringworm 68,315 13
12/16/2003 04:45 AM

whoooo! good times.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=829006
Frogpop the Snowman 173,148 25
12/16/2003 05:00 AM

<action>goes all misty-eyed</action>They sure were, Ringworm. They sure were.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=829084
Jerked Chickens 286,326 61
12/16/2003 10:05 AM

What a great thread. I remember clicking the Shakespeare out of you guys before I started photoshopping those tards and got the multiple full tubes.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=829088
Chi-Chi Fellipe 161,353 14
12/16/2003 10:31 AM

This thread is so awesome. That has got to be the lamest attempt to "hack" someone's computer I have ever seen.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=829090
Jerked Chickens 286,326 61
12/16/2003 10:33 AM

"no really. I wouldn't give you a viris or anything. Really."

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=829092
Chi-Chi Fellipe 161,353 14
12/16/2003 10:38 AM

Hi. Open up this file called harddriveexplosion.exe and install it in your system file. You will have to check out the read me file to get it to work. It's my TOTALLY 3733t VIRUS! Cause I'm IIXXOOOXXII to the EXTREME!!

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=829105
Fratberry 282,615 53
12/16/2003 10:51 AM

This was truly teh funny. It gave me something good to read during my .Net 2003 installation.















Of course, I've had to read the whole thing four times now. Stupid bastard software package.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=829106
Virnomine 79,386 11
12/16/2003 10:52 AM

haha, you're a dumbass for using Microsoft stuff. You should be using a mac and be all elitist and junk.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=829109
Chi-Chi Fellipe 161,353 14
12/16/2003 10:53 AM

Yeah, you should use Windows so you can be just another brick in the wall.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=829117
Fratberry 282,615 53
12/16/2003 10:59 AM

Well, I am also working on putting together a freeware lab. Linux, StarOffice, all that free stuff. I think it'll work better than our monkeysoft based labs.



The mac labs can all burn in hell. HELL I say!

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=829120
Chi-Chi Fellipe 161,353 14
12/16/2003 11:01 AM

I'm glad I kept the candle lit on this whole Amiga thing. Suckers.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=829121
Fratberry 282,615 53
12/16/2003 11:02 AM

I stopped using my Amiga when the hand crank broke off.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=829122
Chi-Chi Fellipe 161,353 14
12/16/2003 11:04 AM

That's what the jumper cables were for.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=829130
Fratberry 282,615 53
12/16/2003 11:10 AM

Oh, yeah, I remember seeing that. I never had the cash for the accessories, though.



















Uh-oh, looks like I've gone and made teh un-funny. Again.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=848943
Eric fricking Nguyen 23,705 11
01/15/2004 01:16 AM

Number 8. Is someone going to post soon?

 

14,139 11
03/31/2004 05:36 AM

ma'm

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=903317
Stoat - Who throws a shoe? I mean really... 9,077 10
03/31/2004 06:49 AM

FIRST TO POST!!!1!"

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=903320
Frogtacular 173,148 25
03/31/2004 07:59 AM

hurts. so. good.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1001536
Fluro 14,139 11
07/30/2004 07:49 PM

pmub

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1730438
Kwanzaa Chi Chi 161,353 14
01/02/2008 05:59 AM

This thread still delivers.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1730449
Appletech 01REPAR01 - Piemaster 12,538 15
01/02/2008 07:53 AM

Meh, I like to pretend that Gab didn't exist before I came here.

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1730587
Trae - is great in 2008! 156,785 17
01/03/2008 03:50 AM

Holy crap! This brought back the good times. You know, when we were mean.